Dane cook is awesome....kiking door in is realy something not funny to do...I'm not proud of it but...seriously man...I brok my fucking ankle on the fucking door...and plus I got arrst but not sentenced...they aske me to buy and replace the fucking door...not funny...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....AHHHHHHHHH!!!What a bad dream I've just had...I've just dreamt, I was watching on youtube, Dane Cook...Thank God it's not real...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD(crying hysterically in disgust), IT'S REAL!!!!!!!BOOM!!!OHHH MY GOD!!!My brother(this rsdestroy guy, who was typing a comment), just killed himself!!!Brother!!!
omg, that was embarrassing. He just told an unfunny story. Running around, raising your voice and swearing does not make the story funny. Give up yer day job, dude.
Well he got his wish, because selling this as comedy is criminal FRAUD.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
Dane cook is awesome....kiking door in is realy something not funny to do...I'm not proud of it but...seriously man...I brok my fucking ankle on the fucking door...and plus I got arrst but not sentenced...they aske me to buy and replace the fucking door...not funny...
chanatte13 3 months ago
Bacon And Eggs sound pretty good right now(:
SASSYnSWEET40 4 months ago
i need some bacon from my b and e D:
CharlieTheGuy100 6 months ago
Wow, this is really not funny...
utube9000 7 months ago
@utube9000
Yeah no kidding, Dane Cook is only the biggest fucking DOUCHEBAG in comedy since Carlos Mencia.
I asked the president at comedy central if they EVER turned someone down for not being funny enough, and he said "no, not really."
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
HE STOLE THE FRIKEN BEADS.
erin2770 7 months ago
lol he kicks 9 fucken doors in and steals beads lmao best comedian eva
tylerralph12 8 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....AHHHHHHHHH!!!What a bad dream I've just had...I've just dreamt, I was watching on youtube, Dane Cook...Thank God it's not real...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD(crying hysterically in disgust), IT'S REAL!!!!!!!BOOM!!!OHHH MY GOD!!!My brother(this rsdestroy guy, who was typing a comment), just killed himself!!!Brother!!!
Wait, what were you watching broth...BOOM!!!!!
rsdestroy 9 months ago
Dan Cook? lololololol
T0RIVISI0N 9 months ago
i couldnt stop laghing throgh out this hole thing
2bluegillinapond 1 year ago
This fool is so far from funny. he sucks
davgabe 1 year ago
thats fuckin delicious
TragicallyAmazingly 1 year ago
yea epole who dont think this is funny has a bad sense of humor
animegirl446 1 year ago
i can see some kid doin this now XD
sharkbate182 1 year ago
You gotta be either under 16 years old or just a total fool to think this idiot is funny
davgabe 1 year ago
@davgabe Dont you have a President Bush speech to watch or something? fuk'n tool
davidgsr2k 11 months ago
although i could always do a B&E bacon and eggs.. thats fuckin delicious... I DID MY BEST!
FaMoUsGiRl13913 1 year ago
although i could always do a B&E bacon and eggs.. thats fuckin delicious
FaMoUsGiRl13913 1 year ago
*Yawn* Idiots are easily amused.
gongoozler18 1 year ago
When is he going to get to the funny part?
gongoozler18 1 year ago
If this asshole broke into my house and destroyed my property I would shoot him in the legs Completely Unfunny. :(
leoamar4385896 1 year ago
Ha same here except when I was 7
uDIP888 1 year ago
lmfao i cant breath to funny
naruto1997jr 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This guy is awful.
Roymctavish 1 year ago
i like his voice
newrgvd 1 year ago
Wow, this is one of the least funny clips I have seen. I don't understand how anyone could laugh while watching this clip.
And it kept getting worse the more I watched.
shmutzo 1 year ago
@shmutzo Then you haven"t done a B/E.
nopillzero 1 year ago
Wow, this is one of the least funny clips I have seen. I don't understand how anyone could laugh while watching this clip.
And it kept getting worse the more I watched.
shmutzo 1 year ago
"I woke up one day and realized that I wanted to do a B and E, lol"
DeangeloSurreal 1 year ago
dude dan cook is funny is hell
110bates1 1 year ago
dude dan cook is funny is hell
110bates1 1 year ago
Bacon and Eggs?
MartinLangis 1 year ago
B AND E
silversteinman200 1 year ago
lol
Mrblackbeautiful 1 year ago
i hear a car
suchmuch96 1 year ago
it's Dane Cook
sasukeavenger102 1 year ago
this thing is awesome he is funnnnnyyy
comobatic 1 year ago
what show was this???
ThisIsVampParadise 1 year ago
@ThisIsVampParadise vicious circle
suchmuch96 1 year ago
lol cool material
thebulldog1011 1 year ago
this guy isnt even funny
snowboardingbunny333 1 year ago
European folks are the funniest Comic Artist
ahhhh10chun 1 year ago
dude this is sooo funny!
supermacismylove 1 year ago
best comedy i have seen, so good
Peterrox999 1 year ago
his best schtik ever
zekethegeke 1 year ago
i dont care what every body says i think dane cook is funny
daken100 1 year ago
"...If you hear a humpback whale tell me that.." Funny!
Reg2296 1 year ago
omg, that was embarrassing. He just told an unfunny story. Running around, raising your voice and swearing does not make the story funny. Give up yer day job, dude.
hearditman 2 years ago
this is very bad
GwydionWhite 2 years ago
tats to funny , bu think about this and the family thoughts LOL, and a divorce over stolen beams , batteries , true but funny
thecumgusher 2 years ago 10
@thecumgusher beads*
zomibekillla 1 year ago
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This sucks really bad !
MiguelsChannel 2 years ago
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Dane cook is for fags why do you guys think this is funny. Bacon and eggs are you shitin me
LittleDrummerBoy239 2 years ago
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whats the point of watching it if there is noe sound i mead=n really i dould deleet it frome my videos
1XxENGxX1 2 years ago
goddam lmfao
usmanioa 3 years ago
funny and sexy...
ladymay101 3 years ago
thanks for the support guys subscrib for more of my vids comeing soon!
k0ed2de4th12345 3 years ago
omg i just pissed my self i was laghing so hard omg
rockufaler 3 years ago 2
mmmmmmmmmmm b and e ^.^
akatsukiknowitall 3 years ago 10
this guy is funny ass hell!!!! if u wanna see more funny go 2 comdey central at 10/9c!! funny shit!
dBt5292 3 years ago 2
yeah gimme a bacon and egg special that's fuckin delicious
britneyandhayley78 3 years ago 3
bacon and eggs so funny
Haruhigelion1 3 years ago 2
nice video
00skillz00 3 years ago