Let's Play Skyrim - RED GUARD CHICK - Part 26

[RayRayshade]

HeHE what a noodle

[Zroyalbomber]

Oh oops i dripped a little hot sauce on the like bar let me just rub that off

[Matrilwood]

Did they REALLY need to name a character something that sounded like fuck-ass?

[thelalal3]

My crush told me he had a crush on me! I am about to call him wish me luck.

[TheJargondragon]

@thelalal3 What does that have to do with the video?

[dude15105]

when will you be a werewolf

[Cellus5000]

when did u get brain rot

[noscoperlegit]

@Cellus5000 he got it when he was fighting hargraven in episode 22 or something



[Th3WitchingHour]

@Cellus5000 about five episodes ago whilst fighting a hag

[iwillbescared]

0:00

[Bearzandbananas]

6:23 No! GTFO maurice

[117Elf]

@VocalMetroid being a werewolf is awesome. But you don't have health regeneration as a werewolf but you have to feed on

[quitenameless]

12% chance to steal? I didn't even know you could see the percent chance!

Wow, Toby.

[nothingisordinary]

wtf is this bullshit??? dislike

[ShadysOrigin]

@nothingisordinary Its TOBY! And if you dont like his gameplays, well...youre a mo suckra, now get off his video.

[nothingisordinary]

@ShadysOrigin lmao i DID get off this video...

[JustMeLulee]

@ShadysOrigin mosacra means friend.. haha if you dont like toby, your just plain stupid @nothingisordinary

[DDMGM1]

@JustMeLulee *cleans throat* "MOE' SUCKRA Someone who's room/area you are invading. You are generally afraid of this person and you call them this name to give the appearance that you are brave." "A really witty thing to say or call someone, even if you have no idea what it means. Because No one else does either." Urban Dictionary

[darckjo]

TOBY DONT TRUST THE RED GUARD GIRL! D=

[ilovelegosomuch]

omfgod toby, just do the dragon killing, it's actually pretty easy cause the guards do everything for you! DX

[darktail109]

" oh god, what a noodle" XD

[BrEnNo1023]

ugh, there's a mammoth tusk in jarvaskr??? i had to kill 2 giants and chase down a freakin mammoth to get mine. aaargh

[CROWTHEKILLER]

6:47 A noble from "Hammerfell"? Now I understand why people say they listen to "Hammerfall" while playing Skyrim...

[nolesNsaints]

5:50 ROFL

[hannahgrace110]

"Hey, R put it away!"

[Catchermakings]

7:45 LOL couldn't stop laughing.

[TheBloodlust9999]

what a noodle!

[Madt001]

6:22 couldn't stop laughing when he shut that door in his face lol.

[ookierrom]

toby does have brainrot

[tryharderbetter195]

"Keep your hands to yourself!"

"My hands will go where ever they please... And right now they're holding a gigantic axe"

Genius XDDD

[XxCherryTombxX]

I sneezed right when he said bless you :3

[calebcompton123]

Skyrim is real. last night i went out and killed 30 redguards in my neighborhood. Oh wait.....

[Theninjafrmhell]

@calebcompton123 Nice jo- wait what?!?!

[OriginalChunks]

23 people took an arrow to the knee

[insanegaming99]

@OriginalChunks :(

[MalitiaModz]

what pc do u use?

[abbernathie]

No problemo. That's Spanish. I think.

[VocalMetroid]

Just found out that working for the Companions can let you become a werewolf.

[dudeman6450]

That was quite the moment when he was so busy closing the door that all you hear is that "Shing" of her sword.... XD

[Haiinowai]

"I didn't even know you could see the percent chance!"

...Even though he mentioned it in a previous video when he was trying to steal the key to the wardrobe in the Sleeping Giant Inn.

[beachbomber225]

5:57

Toby: "Oh hey, I need to go with her to her quarters... oh nothings going to happen."

Ysolda: *Stares angry*

Toby: "Well, just physical stuff."

[MisterMD00]

I enjoy watching the goofiness of Toby and I find that the Maurice thing just makes it even better lol, they're like failed heroes XD, no hate Toby

[jazzeninga]

Wow i dont know why is stopped watching these there awesome

[MrGalaxyness]

@jazzeninga Wait... you don't know why is stopped watching these there awesome?

[JelloFlavoredSkittle]

"Wait, I need six more gold??"

No, Toby. You need 4 more gold. LOL

[GeneralWinters16]

0:06 guy stabs him self

[lobbobtheblob]

"Good point, the guards here are pansies. Me, however, I'm level 7." XD

[jellyman784]

no comment

[MasterHypnose]

Farkas... Heavy Weapons Guy's healthier brother?

[BeccaTheTiger]

When I meet people, I will now say to them: "I'm trying to get used to look at you" THANK YOU TOBY!

[cannonballbaker1]

My hands... will go where every they please!

[Darkmeister61]

And is it just me or how does that strippin vid have to do with skyrim

[Darkmeister61]

5:11 Did she just kiss that bread? Cause her mouth never opened. Thats my wife!!!! She is cheating on me with the bread D:

[KingOfHalla]

"Lazy little Farkas."

.... Did he just say lazy lil fuckass?

XD

[KingOfHalla]

Gold needed: 330

Toby: 326

"I need 6 gold!?"

326+6=330.

Toby is a genius.

[danielavendano333]

lol he just now figured out how 2 sheath his weapon!

[hamishfraser19]

thumbs up for maurice!!

[frostmonky208]

someone tell him he can pick-up and move aroun items

[MeerkatzUru]

hey tobs, the dragon quest isnt that hard (u have a bunch of other people that help u) i did it when i was lvl 3 just dont get to close, shoot him with ur bow

[ukstevey]

really annoying commmentary

[jackp4298]

@ukstevey well niggers are even more annoying. hey everyone!! let's start a petition to eradicate the niggers!!!

[Sk8erboyZer0]

The only thing I've learned from this video is that Tobuscus fails at math

[bulletproofmonk11]

@Sk8erboyZer0 Lol

[LxDSolar]

when toby says farkas it sounds like fuckis

[ivanisse1018]

I love Maurice. He makes me rofl

[Deev64]

Anyone else love the way he says "Thanks for watching!"

[LPobsessed1]

Toby: I need 6 more gold?

Me: Someone's not good at math...

[grandmasterauto]

Brain disease on toby's front. That was actually pretty funny.

[rocketgummymania]

you know you have healing spell right

[LeetCPU]

GAAAAAHH KIEEEEELLLL DE DRAAAAGOOOON

[MrBillyblahblahblah]

you need to fight things more

[MegaGoddard123]

my god just sell all there crap then you have money to train

[saxbaconsandwich]

Dude! Broseph! You can marry Ysolda in-game. Well, obviously in-game. Not that other thing. That would be weird.

[TheAndalite111]

*Toby needs 4 more gold*

Toby: "Wait ah... What, i'm good! Train again!! What, i need six more gold?"

Me: *facepalm*

Toby, your math skills are as awesome as your tiny little baby brain.

[codofwar666]

@TheAndalite111 Don't be hating, he has brainrot. ITS A CONDITION!!

[TheAndalite111]

@codofwar666 Lol i love how he just tells everyone who says he isnt looking good to shut up!

[Marnex13]

Besides, if he were getting paid, would that take away from the fact that he has quality entertaining content? Why do you care so much that he's making money off of it as long as the content is good?

[Mrrandomshuffle]

by the time toby finished this game, there probably already 2 more skyrim games released XD

[MSweetBuscus]

where do you go to join the companions?????? im trying to find them but i cant :(

[gorzio666]

he didnt even notice that she pulled a knife on him

[gorzio666]

actually toby you need 4 more gold. MATH IS SO HARD

[iluvcandyxx99]

Tilma does not see everything because before i joined the companions i looted the place and she didnt even see me!lol

[jowdy366]

thunmbs up for the people who have either killed or lost maurice

[TheDecimater1000]

"Why can't I have multiple jobs?" Thats what i asked me girfriend.

[Ibecourtney12345]

yea!!!



[TheMenta1ist]

I like women who can eat too.

[bboylegend77]

shoot a puppy with an arrow make a ball in ur hand get stabbed

[ren2250]

I say that if you're subscribed to the uploader, then you shouldn't have to watch ads before their videos.

[hakutakama]

I'n tryin to get used to lookin at you. xD!!

[Kerplunk990]

The games so much more enjoy

[GiggleFlippers]

TOBY Y U NO SLEEP!!?!?

[Mikkamikkaify]

@GiggleFlippers sleep is for weaklings!

[tehxhoboxnextxdoor]

Toby:omg.. 36!? No wonder I should of joined these guys earlier? wow.

Me: Toby if only knew that you could turn into a werewolf.....

[TookAnArr0wT0TheKnee]

You know that you can marry Ysolda

[moonaffliction]

Man, Toby's computer is a powerhouse. Makes me wish I had a kickass PC instead of a lame ps3 x).

[SShilly21]

1:42 you needed 4 more, not 6 ):

[Baltabak]

Hahaha Maurice. Here's a story: This one time, Maurice wanted to come with me to Tree-thingie BUT while he and I were travelling, I was riding my horse down a mountain-side and he did not follow me. But THEN he came to me near the cave entrance. But then A DRAGON APPEARED and destroyed him. THEN it destroyed my horse too D:

[crazychaoticcool]

I'm enjoying watching Toby play Skyrim more than I enjoy actually playing Skyrim...

[Shmigshmag]

@crazychaoticcool ik its a bit sad... i try to make my game as fun as his by going BOOYAH! when i fight.. but nothing seems to work... ._.

[MegaBrooder]

@crazychaoticcool speak for yourself, im watching toby playing skyrim cause for some reason my pc cant run it.

[crazychaoticcool]

@MegaBrooder Oh my computer can't run it either. I play on xbox. >.<

[MrJamesyeah]

@crazychaoticcool Thats saying alot! Skyrim is the most addicting and one of the best games Ive ever played

[crazychaoticcool]

@MrJamesyeah Yeah I know. Every day I'm like, I'll just play Skyrim for an hour before dinner, and suddenly it's six AM and I have class in three and a half hours and I'm wishing I had Skyrim on my laptop so I could secretly play it in class.

[MrJamesyeah]

@crazychaoticcool Haha yeah! In class I start zoning out and planning what to do in skyrim. I play on xbox 360 too. People say it sucks on xbox but I find it just as good! Has the same glithes and exploits. You have any advice for combat or leveling or anything? I could use some advice

[crazychaoticcool]

@MrJamesyeah Crafting and improving your weapons at grindstones will level you up pretty fast, and makes combat easier. Also, I'll pay someone to teach me about a skill, then pickpocket the money back and do it again. Make a save point before you pickpocket though, just in case it doesn't work, so you can load and try again. Lock picking will do it too, because even if you break a lock pick, you still gain some experience from it. :)

[MrJamesyeah]

@crazychaoticcool Yeah thanks! I think Ive got the smithing part down. Lockpicking yes. But the teaching skills and pickpocketing the money back is great advice! :) I was trying to save up for the Breezehome in Whiterun but I lost some money from training. Thank you!

[TheMegafern8522]

@crazychaoticcool I want skyrim so bad

[MrAsudem95]

@crazychaoticcool I enjoy watching Toby have sex with really hot chicks more than I enjoy having sex with them...*imagines Toby actually having sex*: Good times.

[MasterHypnose]

@crazychaoticcool

- I enjoyed it more when toby couldn't turn down the difficulty :P

[dragonborn246]

toby to go to jail you could just get rid of mariuce

[FatherC101]

He HAS to join the theives guild

[Fuzzyfeelin]

omg maurice why you such a creep

[rockexpert22]

Me:eating.

Toby: My hands will go wherever they please.

Me: Choking

lol

[RedScarletEyes]

"Whatta noodle"

Really? I almosted pissed my pants laughing. Way to be, stupid Morise.

[Jazbez1]

im lvl 50 and toby still found the redguard before me -.-

[dragonborn246]

@Jazbez1 i found her after looking so long but then i forgot to save for a long time and then forgot where to find so this will help me i know it was upstairs somewhere so lets see if she stays there all the time

[WilfBrunt]

ad: what is cloud gaming?

(skip)

Me: the world will never know.

[le123wiz]

@WilfBrunt ads should get to the point faster... get toby to do them! cloudgamingisaquickwaytoenjoyd­ownloadablegamesPEACEOFF!

[thetimemexican]

@le123wiz BLESS YOUR FACE if you sneezed during this commercial, bless you. BOOP 

[deadwerewolf22]

@le123wiz BOOP

[angel23alvarez]

@WilfBrunt

Me: AdBlock :D

[cheetagirl72]

when toby went to jail i didnt think it would be to find someone i thought it would be for stealing stuff

[Internetzspacezshipz]

Toby!!! You NOOB!!! aaaah!!!

[thejimzo1]

i did that side quest when she pulled the dagger i killed her then got anally raped by guards who strangely had arrows in their knees jk

[lordlogan92]

8:20 - 9:00 just close your eyes and listen. ahhhh buscus your awesome

[beeniobag]

"My hands will go wherever they please!" Toby is hilarious

[WerewolfLuver1402]

Vilkas..gets up and expected him to do something cool..sits down two chairs away...

[WerewolfLuver1402]

This whole time with his brain rotting, im thinking about that place in whiterun with the little enchancer that healed diseases....oh well..

[WerewolfLuver1402]

@WerewolfLuver1402 yep and just as i put that, he speaks about it...

[llamamilk4]

@RaymondLovesFire and @123456789zasdfghjkl I don't think either of you got the joke

[mememememitroking]

I have 326 gold. 330 is required for the training. I NEED 6 MORE GOLD!

[123456789zasdfghjkl]

@mememememitroking Apparently Math is not a skill you possess

[BeckerBoomBoom01]

@123456789zasdfghjkl did you watch the video?

[RaymondLovesFire]

@mememememitroking u either need 4 gold, or have 324

[mememememitroking]

@RaymondLovesFire U trollin', bro?

[EliteMan120]

i twss like half the stuff he said

[meowcatlive]

2:50 ONE OF THOSE PANCAKE THINGS ARE MOVING!!!! O.O

[RedguardStoleMyHorse]

Lol redguard

[sammichmuncher]

used the 5finger discount on that axe breh

[Reaper7437]

@xxJASH01xx this dudes awesome!

[PokemonAwesome999]

>>---------knee-----|>

[Noobsaur15]

exits pickpocket "I didn't even know you could see the percent chance!" around 260min into it to find that out...

[koeduscape]

wear the dang wep

[Feeguin]

Maurice! Get the hell outta my way. You do NOT wanna test my new two handed abilities. FAVORITE LINE! xD

[madmaxex1]

I lied to Iman >:D

[TheCloud175]

Mathbuscus:

6 + 6 = 10

626 - 630

[DeathScytheBR]

@TheCloud175 Tobathics:

330 - 326 = 6

[6minutetutorials]

@TheCloud175 is that tobynomitry

[slasherfd]

1:38 -> 330 - 326 = 6

genius! hahahahaha

man, what a funny video!

[evry1luvsboners]

"I have contracted a disease..... brain disease." LOL!

[whyme2244]

baby shield creatures lol

[PeeJaay03]

is anyone else sick of mitt romney's ad's?

[magicmuffin008]

when he said my hands are holding a giant battleaxe it sounded wrong

[Stealthtacular]

I jumped off a cliff and a guard shot me with an arrow to the knee mid-air lol

no b/s is on my channel

[Lifejustneedsdeath]

Brain Rot: -25 Magicka. Contracted from Traps, Hagravens.

[xxJASH01xx]

this guy is actually a cunt.

[2YellowEyes]

@xxJASH01xx EXCUSE me?

[xxJASH01xx]

@2YellowEyes You heard.

[2YellowEyes]

@xxJASH01xx I heard, yes. But I question your need to say such blasphemy. If you don't like Toby, you're an idiot. But seriously, if you don't like him..Why click on his stuff? Is it just so you can pass on your hatred? BEGONE, FOUL BEAST.

[xxJASH01xx]

@2YellowEyes Yep.

[AxeheaveR]

@xxJASH01xx i'll bet you're right and he's a total asshole in real life. but his gaming videos are funny as hell, so i will keep watching.

[xxJASH01xx]

@AxeheaveR fair enough, up to personal preference really :D

[TheLydianPattern]

7:46 lol

[lostsagadragon]

he wants to go ta jail

[TheFox243]

I used to wonder where these arrow jokes came from..

[TheFox243]

All these arrow jokes make me wonder.. Who the hell has so many arrows?!

[SethPlanet]

I used to be an advent-

"SHUT UP!"

smosh wins.