Clerks

[Tunerdude94]

Jay and Silent Bob are the shit, noth this faggot ass cock smoker eric.

[MrCigarbob]

You cock smoker lmfao!

[theWumpus20]

why at the end of every movie with Jay and Silent Bob they always something meaningful towards the end. It's mostly Silent Bob though.

[MaticAsh]

And as for the ones that WILL bring you lasagna to work, you'll just cheat on them, treat them horribly and leave them for a whore. Such as life I guess.

[MasaruKato82]

@MaticAsh

And if you don't... they cheat on you as well.

[23MIKE95]

Bob spoke! Wow kl :)

[geekbait123]

Silent Bob is kick ass haha

[eleme88]

LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKIN JIB JOINT! lol

[TheKa89]

Awh, you cut out the best part:

Jay: Come'on limp dick!

Bob: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

[Liberty4ev63]

Original! They cracked me up because they were so real!

[georgef551]

Never found those 2 funny.

The only good thing from Kevin Smith was the "Buddy Christ" Figurine. :)

To each, their own.

He must've done SOMETHING right, to have a huge following, got to give him credit for that.

[ramonemeister]

fuck i wish jay was my dealer

[bapyou]

Best movie ever!

[AntiAntagonizing]

man this video is fine, like a seal or some shit.

[tazzz174]

KEVIN SMITH- GENIOUS!!

[PTSmash]

When I first watched the movie, I thought it was so cool how Bob stays silent the whole time and then the first and only time he speaks, he delivers the ultimate words of wisdom.

[mctroll89]

meanwhile jay blabs 24/7 about nothing but bullshit lmao

[CrazyWhiteBoy69Yayo]

jay is fucked up

[66richardson]

You cocksmoker!!!!!!

[1967forever]

'what's better, a fucking good plate with nothin' on it - no wait i fucked up - what's a good plate with nothin' on it'

[DrPoon]

lol Jay is all cool then just randomly insults dante. good shit

[bigtimeleafsfan]

you know there are alot of great wemon in the world but not many of them bring you lasanga at work

[ronofdepere]

great clip

[Sogecyborg]

Fucking hilarious. I do that all the time to people. Y'know just talking to them and casually insulting them for no reason.

[ANewAccount43]

you are the funniest person i've ever met bro

[Degges99]

SILENT BOB!

[taurusfroggy]

Who is the actor who plays Dante? He looks so familiar.

[jareds2009]

Brian O'Halloran

[rayolacer]

your dad

[taurusfroggy]

that was rude

[Hamburgers585]

he was in clerks 2

[ANewAccount43]

really?

[Sogecyborg]

to friends y'know

[ANewAccount43]

I thought you were my friend

[nykballaz]

aahahaha With this funcking faggot Donte you cock smoker hahaha Jay i cud hang with him

[onehitta1]

Come on, Limp Dick.

[truelivingtrash]

what silent bob said at the end is the fucking truth!!!!!!!!!

[ivanrlynn]

live it, learn it, love it! what else is there to do (thats the sound of you hitting the nail on the head (-_-))

[shreaderwolf]

wow silent bob talks!

[gyk85]

She always said fuckin, what's better? a good plate with nothing on it?

no wait i fucked up. what's a good plate with nothing on it?

[brendalynncasey14]

meaningg??

i don't know she was selinal and shit.

hahahaahaha

[Ultima770]

Bob is %100 right.

[DudeImStoned]

The birth of the word Cock Smoker!

[notyoursavior78]

hahaha Jay's delivery at the end is perfect. "Dante, you cocksmoker."

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

one of my favorite moments of any movie.

[nykballaz]

itz simple.....Jay is the greatest douchbag of our generation

[tazzz174]

I AGREE

[babymoondancer]

If Mallrats takes place the day before Clerks, I'm guessing Jay got high the night of Mallrats and tried to cut his own hair.

(Watch and compare.) Hey, that rhymes.

[missedyourmurder]

hahaha hahah ahaha holy shit they are all hella young in this movie hahahahaha

[ghostrider408]

she used to piss herself hahahahahah omfg

[dve8692]

hahahaha, "lets get out of this jip joint with this fuckin' faggot Dante, you fuckin' cocksmoker"

[deepditchdigger]

you are the shit for this one. good one man.

[DanRules89]

silent bob always says something helpful...good man

[teched246]

u cock smoker haha

[teethgrinder07]

jay was very drunk for this scene, so silent bob said the final line which jay was ment to say.

[teched246]

seriously??  it worked out perfect

[Acmc22]

wtf he wasnt drunk at all he dosent even look drunk thats how it was supposed to be silent bob always says the smartest thing

[teethgrinder07]

it says it on the clerks X dvd

[magog1138]

Yeah, he had a serious substance problem for years. In fact, it almost cost him the role for Jay in "Mall Rats," (I shiver at the thought of anyone else portraying Jay!) which is why in Clerks 2 it's emphasized he was clean, because by then Mewes had been clean for a number of years.

[MAKER6450]

yeah clerks 2 was the first movie jay did sober....they had to get him of heroin b4 they could start

[Ghostiet]

Actually, the creation of Clerks 2 was a plan for putting Mewes on rehab. Smith said that if Mewes is sober, they'll make a sequel to Clerks.

[MAKER6450]

yeah i know that dude, i heard smith say it of the speacial featers on clerks 2...smith said getting mewers sober was the hardest thing about the movie....hes been high in every other movies except clerks 2.

mewers is a champ, im glad hes getting clean.

[drgntatu]

There's a million fine looking women in this world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on ya.

[TokyoNerd]

@drgntatu

Greatest quote ever.

[lastkaguya]

Hey can you upload Clerks movie

[Finntroll]

go fucking buy it and treasure it forever.

[boulosjn]

clerks is a classic

[kenta613]

Jay fuckin raped Dante

BONG@!