Balls Of Steel New Series 18/04/2008 - Militant Black Guy

[Sento35]

"You offer drugs to the Brother man, Instead of the other man, You better come up with another plan"

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"Up your nose, through your veins, Into your dam Brain, Dats a dam shame"

= LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

[Blueknightex]

I wonder what's gonna happen if another black person was around the corner while he was shouting racism at those people? I would like to see their reaction... xD

[dylanwhiteley]

you offer drugs to the brother man instead of the other man you better come up with another plan! haha

[xAAwk]

Either up ya nose or trough ya vein into ya brain, that's a damn shame! :)

[energizer13]

what is the song right at the start ?

[lieffirewind]

@energizer13

Express Yourself but I can't remember who sings it sorry

[Malus139NOOB]

damn i need the lyrics so i can learn this hahahah so funny

[XxxGamer5641xxX]

THIS>>>GUY>>>IS>>>G>O>D>L>I>K>­E!!! The End!!!

[94dgrif]

I think the situations would be funnier if he wasn't scaring all these people. Change it to being about an emotional black guy who breaks into tears when he hears each key phrase rather than shouting and getting up in their faces.

[AsianStyled]

@94dgrif his Militant for a reason

[Raymond4539]

lol omg my tummy hurts lol do i look like bobby brown to you!

[LimitBreaker2008]

This guy is the man. yeah boy

[neyo509]

What is the intro song?!?!?!

[eritreangurrl]

@neyo509 its called "Express Yourself" by this old school 70's band called S.O.U.L,

[DKcwalker2650]

COKE??

IS THAT A FUCKING JOKE?

[starsbil]

look at your dance, if this ain't crack tell me what the fuck is it :-D

[lsanw]

I came for a drink and a friendly conversation AND YOU OFFER ME CRACK COKAINE?!

[bexdragonz]

either up your nose or through your vein ,into ur brain thats a damn shame XD-epic line by militant black guy XD.

[tierren]

I LOVE THIS GUY !

[The1kamikaze1]

look the way ya'll dance LMAO

[kavourakos]

how did they put cameras and microphones in the fucking store ? its staged

[ronnysoeberg]

probably put up with the owners permission a day prior to the shoot i guess, keeping the employees unaware. That's how it's usually done in stuff like this. Owner of the shop gets some cash and signs a release and whatnot.

[twizy123]

you better step the fuck back before i give you a slap

[Draftere]

Thet cameras are survallence or a long range camere becau is you notice most of the angles are from the back of teh actor and the microfone is brought be he actor you can notice that the actor voice is always lowder than the workers

[TBain81]

lmao....Christmas is for everybody!!

[chris02795]

whats the music whenever he gets angry!?!?!!?!?

[chris02795]

WHATS THAT MUSIC AT 0:15 I HAVE HEARD IT EVERYWHERE!?!!?!

someone plz tell me i really need it

[hammertje]

it's from the movie

kill bill

[chris02795]

BUT WHAT IS IT ACTUALLY CALLED?!?!?!

I've heard it in Kill Bill and Date Movie but what is it!?!?

[SymbolOfHype]

Stop using CAPS!

[messiah1the1holy]

Its Ironside by Quincy Jones

[chris02795]

thx so much! :):):):)

[SymbolOfHype]

Wow Chris, Desperate for a song. VDid you cut your wrist whiling waiting?

[chris02795]

Rofl.. worse. i slit my throat. lol jokes. =P

[chris02795]

Actually.. i found out the song on another video.. i commented on like 5.. lol its called iron something i saved it in my favourites lol

[meganrox7]

i love his ryhmes lol!

[22122122610]

Man. That Is Fucked Up

[LlammaGT23]

Omfg this muthafucker is funny ass shit

[yassin166]

THATS REALLY FUCCK''D UP

[XxXSwineXxX]

lol this guy is a legend.

[mad12dawg12]

DAmn I Love the Militnt Blakk Guy Hahaha!

[yourweek543]

lol haha verry funny rofl cakes ow bravo

[pran1zzle]

ROFLOL

[BenCousins32]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JustinFromSydney]

and the shop owner didn't notice a camera behind him?

[GirRocks8]

if anyone starts saying that this video is racist or will offend black then that is total bullshit. I'm black and i love this. It is hilarious.

[skydiver211150]

WHITE CHRISTMAS man christmas is for everybody.  lol nice to see everybody loves this

[otokole]

look the way y'all dance, if this ain't crack tell me what the fuck it is :-D

[lovona09]

The UK is obviously more open minded. I don't think this show is allow in USA.

[TheSkylineShopVancou]

TV In UK is a hell of a lot better then what we have state side.

[MrHairyNutz]

Lovona you're a f*cking idiot.

public pranksrandom acts and what have you originated in America & we don have tons of british shows on our TV but youll American shows on there TV legt,right and center.

[lovona09]

u get fuck u know nothing, total retard.

[MrHairyNutz]

I know what you said is total bullshit thus bullshit spews from your mouth like it is now.

[lovona09]

don't wanna waste my time on crap like u.

[RICK74HTX]

The song is FIght the Power by Public Enemy. Americans wouldn't be offended by this.

[youngrevolutionary]

what's that song thats playing right before he enters that shop and asks about rum????

[12peta34]

its a song b y ice cube not sure wat the name is but its a remix by him. ...... hope this helps

[diablo3366]

how amny episodes of this (militant guy) are there and where can i find more

[eggheadAKAspensley]

blacks in america would not tollorate this.. the would say it was racist and sterotyping.. also making fun OVER 400 YEEEEAAARS OF OPPRETION

[Erithramere]

Good thing it's not in America then :)

The UK is obviously more open minded :)

[patzivota22]

dawg, shut up, you seen the chappell's show??? so close to this its'not funny. this is fuckin funny, black pple are laughing too... go back to bed

[Monkfish05]

Get over yourself, egghead. Making fun of black stereotypes is many black American comedians stock in trade, it serves a purpose and that is to ridicule such assumptions. Good job literacy skills were not affected during those "400 YEAAAAARS OF OPPRETION" lol. Fight the power, muthafukka....Betta Step the fuck back before I give you a slap LMAO :D

[Cymoris]

omfggg funniest guy alive HAHAHAH ...crack one was the funniest when he danced ROFL

[patzivota22]

HAHA LOL i know dawg, it was so random, man, i gotta get these dvd's, fuckin cheeks hurt i was laughing so hard

[DizzyKid10]

christmas is for everbody

[N00bishStudios]

The irish dancing madew me piss myself same with white christmas, swhen jesus was born in a manger, he did not make da black man a stranger classic owned XD

[Monkfish05]

Hahahaha, fucking great.

[themanwuththeplan]

"either up ur nose, or through ur vain into ur brain thats a damn shame". made me laugh hard

[michaelfealey]

gansta clause haha

look al the way youl dance if thus aint crack i sont know what the fuck is !!top of the mournin bitch

haha too good

[jonterock]

x-mas are for every1

[burrows16]

haaaaaaaaahaha this guy is a god

[banandababa]

loool at the irish dancing bit that was too too funny!

[imnotheretobelittle]

hhahaa

[kingSmallTeen]

i'll get gangsta claus. loool

[jrkkkkkk]

he's so funny

[07HustleHard07]

U offer drugz 2 the brother man instead ov the other man, u betta cum up wiv another plan. LOL! Dis guy iz a joka.

[ubermetal666]

Does anyone knows what the Music between the first & second Sketch & at the End of the Video is called?

[Guerrero4987]

it's fight the power by public enemy

[angelfishlover]

You think i'm black i smoke crack,You better step the fuck back before i give you a slap.

Lol haha that is one funny rhyme!!!

[Kenzorrr]

wow..thats some serious rhyming at the irish pub 0.o

[civictoocool]

irn bru  moan the scotts

[BadboiEnzo]

FUKIN LEGEND!!!

[Dilly91]

he got a point about irish dancers on crack lmfao

[lmscarface]

you aint sorry you offered me the shit lol lol

[jmill1025]

when the baby jesus was born in the manger, he did not make the blackman a sranger! LOL

[hassnain1993]

whether baby jesus was born in a manger he did not make the black man a stranger lol hahahahaha

[crag779]

christmas is for everyone

that means ma blackass aint invited

that means no negros allowed

that means keep your chickin eating back of the bus sitting grass smoking ass away from the festivitys

[hassnain1993]

its funny when he comes out of thew pub see's the ireland flag and shouts motherfucker

[samuraihedgehog]

"up your nose, or through your vein, into your brain, thats a damn shame" HAHA

[chemicalboner]

Nice my B-DAY is on 18th of april

But is there gona be new ones>?

[benzo245]

"do I look like bobby brown to you?!" Fukin funny shit!! Toju is the king!!!

[ikea4lifeyh]

yh lol

[brexat]

you betta take a step back before i give you a slap

lol

[yoursisterspanties]

these is the greatest show since ali's

[nniicckk716]

what's the name of the sound effect used when the militant black guy gets angry?

it's also used in kill bill

[StarryEyedSymphony]

classicccc haha

[morimillionaire]

this shit is wicked man im laughing so much! :P

[gman046]

hats off to this guy

[xJuniorDx]

HAHAHA !

White christmas!? That's fucked up !

Chirstmas is for us all, do you know what it means !?

That means that my black ass is not inviteted, that says that no neegros are invited ! XD

omg, so nice ! xD

[mortaccidepep]

if u don't know what he says don't write it cos u wrote it all wrong

[bcrich20]

Crack crack i came here for a nice drink and a friendly coversation and u offer me crack o cane!

[irishbum2007]

btw its spelled craic not crack

[dontapush]

LOL. I laughed so much at that comment. Have you actually watched the video...?

[sokensap]

hahaha priceless!!!!

[skateskeeter]

lol this guy is awesome

his raps make me crack up

[RaphaRules]

II Liike His Tap Dancing..... Lool

Legend

[1BigBadBoi]

That one where he is in the bar is the funniest militant black guy moment ever

[logindeprueba]

mola que te cagas FIGHT THE POWER esta salio en todo el mundo odia a Chris

[MikeyCreation]

The dude is amazing.

[checkedbuggins]

jon hamer

[langostinotino]

HAOHAOAHOA TOJO1!!!

[RiMbOeFc]

and i was about to thank you for it, until u mentioned the revolutionary war!

[Deluxeta]

Damn! Block theses guys!

[RiMbOeFc]

lol. 2 funny! its not actually a lie. i cant remember the exact figure, but its true.

and look thru comment history, i didnt mention hamburgers etc., that is some sort of in-built defect u have. i never mentioned that.

[RiMbOeFc]

go drink some tea and go fuck the queen.

ah, rejoice in the ignorance of your typical american everybody!

[RiMbOeFc]

stop fucking saying "in power". what r u talking about?

[Deluxeta]

"Mother FUCKer..." xD

[RiMbOeFc]

britain dont try and colonize the world u arse! we take pride in the few colonies we have left and we support them.

i think its america that wants to colonize the world, or at least its resources, invading iraq, afghanistan and now lookin at iran!

america is at fault for a lot of the wars over the past 100 years.

[RiMbOeFc]

u didnt save our asses, u came in at the 11th hour to take some glory. britain exhausted germany to their last breath, u came over last minute and hardly lost any men. u joined with a year to go. where wer yas up until that point?

war is never needed. iraq anyone? okay u removed a dictator, but iraq is a much more unstable country now, and WMDs were never found. and why can no other country have WMDs but America? why is that?

[RiMbOeFc]

britain etc. were racist. u r still an extremely racist nation.

u think u rule the world, bully all the other countries, and americans arent as free as what they think they are.

ur own president supposedly plotted mass genocide in the september 11th attacks! its such a corrupt country, with all its gang violence, racism, drug trade, teenage pregnancy, obesity etc.

england suffers from it too, but not as much as u.

[RiMbOeFc]

there is another stat which is somethin like 90% of americans dont have passports, cos ur all ignorant and think going to anotehr state is a holiday.

U AINT GOT NO HISTORY.

[RiMbOeFc]

u av got on your profile "war is not fun lol" u embarrassing twat. and now ur like "were boss, we would woop your ass" you hypoctritical dickhead.

it isnt a lie about jesus, and america was racist until the 60s or something. then u have the kkk, and malcolm x and martin luther king, two freedom black freedom fighters were shot dead by your racist nation. none of ur 43 presidents have been black, and there is talk that obama would get assassinated if elected. so ill bet u r still racist!

[RiMbOeFc]

also, it was called the war of independence.

ur country had a deep-rooted racist acttitude PUBLICLY until the 1960s and still does today, but its all a bit hush hush. the middle of the country is forgotten land with everyone dreamin of hollywood, which internal pressures have killed so many young talents Tupac Shakur, River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain to name but a few, cos its so fucked up.

83% of americans thought jesus was american lol. somes u ignorant bellends up.

[RiMbOeFc]

america is a power hungry police state, that feels it is okay to have a nuclear weapon, provided no other countires can have one basically. secondly, ur country is built upopn irish and dutch immigrants, as well as mexicans from the south. the real citizens of america, the red indians wer opressed by all of u immigrants and bullied, so it is also an immigrant country. U AINT GOT NO HISTORY! England as we know it has been goin for over 1000 years, ur country came about in 1776.

[slipran]

that lady has a cute face.

[mortaccidepep]

who the fuk sed i'm itlian mothafucka oh and btw america has been ruled by english for so long so shut up loser go eat a hamburger god americans r so stupid

[RiMbOeFc]

CORRECT

[mortaccidepep]

listen up fuck face how do you want people to react if he doesn't give them time to talk and u cant say anything cos u americans r all fat obese hamburger eating bastards with that stupid accent

[jacaka619]

do i look like bobby brown to you!?!?!? ROFL

[jackolous]

FIGHT THE POWER! :D

[spaik007]

hahah!

[Stevizzon]

pahahahahahahahahahaha DO I LOOK LIKE BOBBY BROWN TO YOU?? hahahahahah rofled so damn hard...this shizzo is great hehehehe xD

[DomainUnavailable]

The best part of all of these segments is the punchline to every bit, "Give me x!" Just the angry way that the subject is changed to something completely innocuous gets me EVERY TIME.

"I want a copy of Mistletoe and Wine!"

[jhon4zero]

does any one now the song at 2:18

[DomainUnavailable]

As someone posted a bit back, it's Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message. great song.

[RootBeerSnow]

rofl if u call santa clause imma call gangsta clause hahahahahahahahaha

[spydat3k]

white christmas?!?!

when baby jesus was born in a manger, he didnt make the black man a stranger!!

they keep getting better and better man...

[savb01]

OMG he is so funny!!!

[rw1999]

gansta claus. lol

[RootBeerSnow]

hahahahaha the irish dancing part hahahahahaha

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

yeah he pwned the irish

[Show352]

MBG is the funniest thing on this show. This episode is one of his best. Legend!!!

[djhayes383]

Lmao this has got to be one of the funniest Toju videos!

[samuraihedgehog]

"listen, when the baby jesus was born in the manger, he did not make the black man a stranger" hahahaha

[Dyne1000]

COKE IS THAT A FUKIN JOKE?

[VenomLeon]

LMAO.. my troath is dry from laughing XD

[tomzanelli]

do i look like bobby brown lmao!! genious

[Broden7]

"Just give me a can of fucking Iron-Bru!"

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

lol this is so funny, he should do one asking about snow white and the 7 dwarves or go to a gardening centre and ask how to get rid of unwanted plants (weed) and then Tojo should accus the garden man for trying to sell him weed, that would be good

[eggheadAKAspensley]

no.. for asuming he was trying to sell weed.. (get rid of unwanted plants).. great ideas there

[yakrocks]

white christmas?WHITE christmas? man that is fucked up. Christmas is for everybody

[slykl2]

"You best step the fuck back before I give you a slap!" XD Lol MBG is class! " You ofer crack to the brother man instead of the other man? You better come up with a another plan!"

[paragdagod]

CHRISTMAS IS FOR EVERYONE! LOL

[KRIFREEDOM]

"You think cuz I'm black, I smoke crack? YOu best step the fuck back before I give you a slap!" xDDDD

[gsgm]

lol probalby the top 3 of the show

[mtjdwan]

its a joke ya clown...he sets out 2 do all dat stuff..its a programme..get a grip man

HE IS A L3G3ND

K33P IT UP =]

[ribhkum]

this guy thinks everything anyone says is anti black!

[S1T2E3V4E5N5]

they are called 'meet the fuckers'

[Squeaky4CC]

Does anyone know if someone has uploaded when them ppl have sex in public, it was from balls of steel?

[spanky288]

you twat its up ur nose or through ur vien into ur brain thats a dame shame

[kamvirk]

Either up your mose or through your vein, into your vein, that's a dame shame

[Europebound01]

Gangsta clause! rofl

[douggie22]

he should of easy won fuuny as hell

[kamvirk]

MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND

[universe12345678]

0.30 He nearly laughed. =]

[leishie]

Has the militant black guy must b a bluenose!! Askin for sum irn bru n telling the irish to fuck off!! Yass! Mon the Gers!

[haterzbewareyourinfo]

His irish dancing is amazingingly FUNNY

[walkerj1227]

white christmas that is f**ked up add me anyone

[louish2k6]

you think that im black cos i smoke crack u betta step the fuck back b4 i giv u a slap

you offer drugs to the brother man instead of the other man u betta com up with anuva plan

[Elite1991]

easily one of the best !

[killamofojack]

Christmas Is For Everybody !!

[liljon8855]

Militant Black Guy Toju is the best out of Balls of Steel. He is extremely funny.

[tubbytom1992]

beee booo beee boo

[RobohX360]

WHITE CHRISTMAS ??!!

[PrettyToesxox]

oh my total god he is so funny, he make's me luff so much

[thegreatjafar]

the song is NWA- express yourself

[bigcraigrfc]

ahaha fuckin nutter

[plattinum2k8]

cheers pal