MENOPAUSE SUCKS!

[cymbeli]

Rosanne Barr!

[TheRichAnt]

I saw Lisa's video which made me go to your video which lead me to this video and omg I cracked up laughing in the end. BTW Kim your are so pretty I love your bone structure those cheek bones are gorgeous. Okay so anyway I am going to have to make your version because I just don't have it in the budget to eat out like I use too.

[daligoddess2006]

@TheRichAnt Oh good! The home made version is WAAAY better than the restaurant's anyway! It costs a little bit to get all the ingredients at first but they last for at least 3 or 4 batches. (I'm talking about the stuff in the bottles such as, fish sauce, oyster sauce, etc.) You should have fresh veggies each time though. You're gonna love it! YUM.

[tranjohn]

HAHAHAHAHAH i pissed myself at the end..."I DON'T CARE WAT CHU ORDA LAST TIME, WAT CHU WAN NOW"

[daligoddess2006]

@tranjohn Ha! Thanks for watching. True story. I learned how to make my own. I call it KIM WOW CHICKEN AND SHRIMP. I shared the recipe on YouTube. It's sooooo good.

[InTheLifeOfAnArtist]

wow.. I know the feeling.. ugss..

[DianaTro]

Maybe it was just a dream ... the kung pao chicken menopause dream ... ;-}

[KarenEng]

Lol....This is a cute video! :)

[DVincentW]

Shared *****

[xobridget96]

was that a reinactment or the real thing at the end?? LOL HILARIOUS!!

[CapricornArtist73]

LOL Too Funny...I would have said...there won't be a now or a next time so stick that in you WOK :)

[daligoddess2006]

Hahaha! Well, basically, I ended up telling her that, in different words! That's why I had to learn how to make my own Chinese food! Hahaha. Neccessity is the mother of invention. My recipe is so much better than hers anyway! LOL for real, though, it IS!

[sweetisobella]

I can watch this video over and over, the look on your face Dali...it's sooo funny. I love it.

xx jo xx

[melanianspots]

I always wanted to be both the cowboy and indian, makes it a bit tough when you are playing cowboys and indians on your own!

[melanianspots]

Love it, I'm still laughing!

[JagerTiger]

Find out. Order the same thing... pay her half, then tell her, "I don't care what I paid last time! This is what I got now!"

 Hope you're good. x

[tashaluvsyou]

you got me lauuuughing so hard. thas GOOD ONE HUN.

[tesapie]

Ahahaha. Harsh!

[daligoddess2006]

I thought she was harsh too! Oh well, I know how to make my own now, so she just lost out on some money. (And, mine tastes even better than theirs!)

[MattieCooper]

OMG! LOL!

[daligoddess2006]

Glad you liked it Mattie! lol

[fridamorelia]

hahaha! I had to come again!

I love this vid!

Thanks dali :)

[arttxcentrix]

LOLOLOL OMG!!!! *fav'd*

[daligoddess2006]

lol! I'm glad you liked it!

[jantheempress]

LOL but the hot flashes can keep the food warm!

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahaha! That's true, I put my plate on my head and carry it around until I'm ready to eat. Best food warmer in town. Hahahaha!

[jantheempress]

See there's always a bright side LOL and i don't miss Aunt Minnie coming to visit once a month!!

[downwithborgs]

LOL that was so funny!!!

[PPruittToo]

That was hilarious! I'm glad you finally figured out what it was you ordered. And I'm right there with you on the menopause thing. Some parts of it really suck. Like going through puberty only backwards. There is an end to it though. I dont have the hotflashes or mood swings anymore. Still have trouble sleeping. I've been using melatonin and it really helps me.

Keep your sense of humor.

Peace

[Supersecretfilms]

i also enjoyed it but wtf is up with up with menopause

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahaha! Thanks girlfriend.

[sonnybrown]

ahahahaha!

Priceless

[daligoddess2006]

Thank you SonnyBrown. Glad you enjoyed it!

[iMBBonlyone]

how do i spell menopause? F-R-E-E-D-O-M

[daligoddess2006]

I do enjoy the freedom of it, but I miss certain other things such as, my memory, my metabolism, being hot-flash-free and sleeping through the night. The mood swings get on my nerves too, but I've pretty much learned to live with them. I just lock myself in the house until I can learn to behave myself. tee-hee

[iMBBonlyone]

i finished early so i am lucky. in the midst of it i told my OB/GYN i wish there was a pill or something that could just push us through it to the other side without dragging it out like it does, she looked over her glasses and said "Don't we all".

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahahahahaha! Oh that so cracks me up! I can actually see her! Hahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for that!

[sistermoonshine13]

OMG LOL!!!

[MelodyElize]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[morningbell71]

That is a RIOT!

[ItalianStallionette]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHA This is awesome and soooooooo true!

[Clarachk]

Still laughing Kim! *I no CARE what you ordered last time!* WOWEE!

[Clarachk]

OMG! This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! YAY customer service! We only order from one Chinky Place. Well, we had been *behaving* for some time with our diets and so the last time we got a delivery (1st in quite some time)the man was all concerned. He said, "Is everything OKAY?" He was so worried that we had gone to another Chinky Place because of something they did wrong. I thought it was so adorable!

[ChadderCheeze]

Haha...that's so funny. I would have raughed out roud if the woman said that to me.

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahahahaha! you soooooo crack me up!

[crazydude9631]

LOL!!! SO FUNNY :-P FAVORITED!

[daligoddess2006]

Thanks crazydude!

[woodlandpoet]

omg talking about bad customer service. funny though. I hope all is well with you!

[daligoddess2006]

HIYA! How ya been? Good to hear from you!

[DiGiTiLsOuL]

whoops thats something funny haha!

[daligoddess2006]

DiGiTiLsOuL I'm glad you thought it was funny, cause the more I tell that story, the funnier it seems to get! hahahaha. Thanks for taking time out to watch it. =D

[feelgoodnation]

LOL LOL LOL!!!

That was SO funny Dali!

Almost in tears laughing at the whole darn thing. I do hope you get your order again!

Peace,

Angie

PS Still laughing. I had an interesting recent experience with a new chinese restaraunt that this is all too similar, too. lol

[daligoddess2006]

Angie~ I am so glad you liked this video and that it made you lagh. Laughing is so good for us you know. I hope to someday get that order again. I dream about it. tee hee

[DougHype]

That was really funny and cute! I just love ya!

[daligoddess2006]

Thanks Doug. You know I love you too!

[daligoddess2006]

Thank you Teresa.

[yombotolompi]

Kung POW! What a punchline!

[daligoddess2006]

Yep! I got Kung-Powed, didn't I?

[omniscientmoon77]

Oh my God!!!!!!!!! This is awesome!!! You are soooooo funny!!

[daligoddess2006]

Thanks. Hahaha. It's a true story too. Hahahaha.

[daligoddess2006]

Lol! (I kept getting an error message, sorry about that. It was not due to my bad memory.) Thanks for watching.

Lol! (I kept getting an error message, sorry about that. It was not due to my bad memory.) Thanks for watching.

Lol! (I kept getting an error message, sorry about that. It was not due to my bad memory.) Thanks for watching. ;D

[daligoddess2006]

Nah. I just won't order from there anymore. You would think with the shape the economy is in, service industry people would be more willing to make their customers happy. Already 7 restaurants have closed their doors in Cincinnati due to the recession.

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[clubsoda921]

I think I am going threw male menopause Ha!

[daligoddess2006]

Why? Did you buy a little red convertable Mercedes or something? tee hee

[Clarachk]

Hahaha! Do you watch Family Guy? There was one where Peter bought a HUGE car (you know, to make up for his small *ahem* member). The scene I remember best is him pulling into a tunnel... and reversing... again and again and again and again. ROTFL at your comment to ClubSoda.

[alphaba2]

Hilarious. First I'm thinking, I can't believe you actually asked them if they had history of what you order. Perfect punchline. Loved this.

[daligoddess2006]

Ann~ The pizza parlor we order from have a history on us. I was hoping the Chinese place kept one too. I really wanted to experience that first dish I had again. (first time I ever hoped Big Brother was watching and he wasn't.)

[Clarachk]

But now you have it on FILM! I would send THAT to the BBB, lol!

[SAIKOPAINT]

hahaha daliii!!!

[DancingWithTheBroom]

Gotta love this vid! And gotta order some Kung Pao Chicken, a dish which Chinese restaurants often see as a measure of the skills of a chef. You know how to pick 'em, Kim--if not how to remember them. ;)

[daligoddess2006]

Oh that is interesting info Mark. The chef has mad skills there. I can't say I am happy with the skills of the woman who takes phone orders though. hehe

[Elphyrafire]

OMG D.G. the end was priceless. That was sooooo funny!

[2of6Solutions]

hahahhahah aww man that is just wrong LoL

[thejakester1]

hey hey

hope all bein goin great

there

i moved my shop so i had to rebuilt it lol

rednecks at work lol lol

[daligoddess2006]

Hi Jakey!

[derekcolman]

Kim, that was really funny. Probably because we have all had that type of experience.

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahaha! :O) ★★★★★

[daligoddess2006]

Hahaha!

[GreatGig1]

LOL In the words of the immortal Bette Davis, "Getting old is not for sissies"...lol

[daligoddess2006]

*HUGE smiles*

[vocalbrush]

RLMAO sounds like you're dealing with people who might deliberately put boogers in your food lol

[daligoddess2006]

Yes I know! Yuck.

[daligoddess2006]

Cassidy~ Many women who go through menopause suffer from mud brain. That is to say, they can't remember shit. That is me. My memory is nothing like it was before I was going through menopause. I like to think I had a photographic memory back then.

[allmytictacs]

buhahaha thats hilarious!

[daligoddess2006]

Allmytictacs~ hahahhahahahahaha. I kow. It is some funny stuff. Really, it is.

[yadi1998]

Sorry that happened to you, but her response was funny, I can't stop laughing!!!

[daligoddess2006]

Yadi~ Oh yeah, I think it is funny as hell.

[Illuminatta]

OMG! lalamazu said what I was thinking! LOL ALSO, I'd change restaurants.

[daligoddess2006]

Well, they are the only Chinese that delivers in my area, but I don't have to worry about changing. They won't be delivering to me anymore.

[Illuminatta]

Why?? What did you say to her??

[daligoddess2006]

Well, I ordered the Kung Pao chicken and shrimp AGAIN and didn't get it that day. I didn't complain, just ate the dish again anyway. However, when I ordered it yesterday and still didn't get the right thing, I told her to send her delivery boy back with my money. I just couldn't eat that dish one more time. She got mad at me and said she couldn't give my money back. Then, I got mad and told her she either gives me back my money OR I call the BBB. The guy was here in 10 minutes with my money.

[daligoddess2006]

The dish she kept sending was shrimp with peanuts and celery. It didn't have any of the ingredients that the Kung Pao Chicken & Shrimp did except the shrimp. Then she tried to tell me that the "lunch" Kung Pao Chicken and Shrimp was different from the "dinner" Kung Pao Chicken and Shrimp. I told her you can't change the ingredients of a dish because of what time it is ordered. So...I am pretty much done with that place.

[daligoddess2006]

And besides, I am too paranoid now, they'd probably spit in my food.

[Illuminatta]

LOL!!! I would think the same thing!

[Illuminatta]

Sheesh...guess they never heard of COMMON SENSE!!

[lalamazu]

She may be going through menopause. Too funny!

[daligoddess2006]

Oh, ya know, I never thought of that! teeHee, Now that IS funny!

[jaredknightcom]

LOL!!!

WHAT YOU WANT NOW????

KUNG POW'D

ouch.

[daligoddess2006]

Yeah, I got KUNG POWED alright!

[Moonchimes]

ROFLMAO!! You are so right--the world has no empathy for us ladies going through menopause. {*_*} Hugs,~Moonchime

[daligoddess2006]

Moonchimes~ Thanks for the hugs!

[Aceswolf]

LMAO

[daligoddess2006]

Aceswolf~ I wasn't laughing at the time but the more I told the story, the funnier it got. Now I am LMAO too!

[Aceswolf]

I did the same thing you did and got the same answer. Thats why I was laughing :) great video :)

[daligoddess2006]

Really? That's funny! Do you use the same restaurant? hehehe

[planetfrog]

LOL!!

[daligoddess2006]

Hey Frog! Hello Hello Hello! Long time no see.

Yes this is a true and very funny story!

[dwljk]

lol - no empathy at all!

[daligoddess2006]

dwljk~ I know, right? hehehe

[PuppyZwolle]

They never say that to me.

They answer the phone with: "10 minutes." and hang up. :-)

[PuppyZwolle]

To be clear; 10 minutes later it is delivered. Not that I have to call back or something. That wouldn't be funny. Well, maybe it would be. :-)

[daligoddess2006]

Wow! That'd be nice! As long as it was something that I actually wanted to eat.

[PuppyZwolle]

Yup, seet and sour pork and noodles with shrimp.

Yum yum yum.

[Clarachk]

That;s hilarious! You order much Chinky food? Do you EVER change it up? LMAO!

[PuppyZwolle]

You should see my eyes. :-)

[Clarachk]

ROTFL! You know, when I was a kid I used to go home crying because the other kids would comment on my eyes. They'd call me chinky eyes and everything. I guess they were slanty (?). It was about as mush as a five year old could handle, lol. My Mum once told me to tell them, "Your would be too if your dad were a Chinaman!" I did... and never got picked on for my eyes again. Still ROTFL!

[PuppyZwolle]

I have 'slanted eyes at the moment.. though it's due to hay fever I think.

I was never picked on in school. Well just once. This 3 year older guy ended up with a bloody head between some bikes.

Sounds pretty horific doesn't it? Actually it was serendipity. I just pointed at him that he should stop. He stepped back, tripped over a bike and tumbled backwards over that bike to end up folded between that one and the next scratching is skull on some part.

My reputation was unbreakable.

[daligoddess2006]

The kids used to call me "Chinese Jackass". I am Cherokee but my eyes are almond shaped. At that time in my life, being an Indian was not cool. They taught us in school that Indians were murderers and scalpers, that they were the bad people and the cowboys were the good people.

[Clarachk]

Did you ever show up to school wearing a cowgirl hat? My eyes are almond shaped too. What's up with the *chinky* comments though? I never quite understood that. I mean, I HAVE eyelids, lol (no offense meant, BTW)! Now that I am older it's a blessing.

[daligoddess2006]

No, but I had cowboy boots! lol! Oh, I don't know, don't ya think kids just pick on other kids no matter what? They always seem to find something.

[LeSaMilano]

oh my! I think she was the owner! haha

Kung POW! in the kisser!

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahaha! Lesley, I agree. I think she was the owner too. Hahaha King Pow in the kisser! Hahahahaha.

[Reechterb]

That's very.. polite..

You should call the manager and report it :)

[daligoddess2006]

I think she was the OWNER! Wah!