I Speak No English - Kids In The Hall

[ghostofandy]

Just got feet, don't got shoes.

[jrmarrero96]

Did you know that in Canada, if you punch someone in the stomach and immediately say "DON'T DIE!" it is not considered assault and battery?

[hydrall9]

@jrmarrero96 It's actually considered a welcoming ritual in Toronto.

[ajohal154]

lol my mom does this all the time

[danielzaiser]

"nein, sprecken sie deutsch?" :D

[blueshotgun017]

Saturday Night Live might've done this one in '95. But it would've been 6 minutes long.

[luckyday1981]

scott's expressions are priceless.



[Nojical101]

Does proper English on the Internet even matter any more?

[evange03]

@Nojical101 I don't think it exists anymore!

[Xeidasx]

"don't die huh!" LOL

[MrBombthreat1]

Just got feet dont got shoes

[imcrushingyourhead7]

Anyone else notice that Dave switched the sign around?!

[f1uckingretard]

@imcrushingyourhead7 You mean from open to closed?

[cheagan]

The BEST KITH ever!

[Shockwave474]

Actually I just read an earlier comment, and it seems I got the second and third words wrong. Or maybe nicht would work too. In any case, I was pretty close.

[finsternis1986]

@Shockwave474 You're right, nicht would also work. Nicht = not. Kein = no (as in 'not any').

[Shockwave474]

I think what he says at the end should be more like "Ich sprecke nicht Deutsch," but I probably got the second word wrong.

[hodoboc]

Can anyone tell me in what episode did Family Guy did something similar to this? I haven't seen it...

[bunnyhead71]

Family guy blows...totally rips off everything, much like other comedians consistently rip off Demetri Martin...

[lemonrind]

I remember yelling at the TV when I saw that Family Guy episode.

[EccentricSage]

Shit.  I totally want to do that to customers at work. I'll put that on my list of things to do when I'm ready to quit. XD

[teknokrat1]

JUST GOT FEET DON'T GOT SHOES!

[jusiThunderbird]

Pwned @ 1:39

[BRADERZ2008]

i've always wondered if that could ever happen to someone.

[OneClownShoe]

4 people don't speak English.

[EagleKammback]

AHAHAHAHA! This is even funnier than when I saw the version on Big Train!

[jedrinck]

Nein, sprechen Sie deutsch? Is something many english speakers know how to say. That may be confusing because it means'No, do you speak german?' Which may sound like a request to talk to them in German.

[obviousypc]

@jedrinck The way English speaking people speak you would leave out the comma and it isn't a question. It would be "no speak German" in pidgin English... and kind of insulting to whomever you're saying it to! How many Germans know how to correctly say "I do not speak English"? Not being a dick, just curious. Also, what's the correct way to say "I do not speak German" IN German?

[jedrinck]

@obviousypc It can only be understood as a question but if you omit the "Sie", being a polite form of saying "you", it becomes indeed the pidgin german "no speak english". I wouldn't find that insulting. What I was getting at is that if you don't speak a language you might just say that in your own tongue which will get the message across just as well. I guess more than half of all germans speak at least some english. "Ich spreche kein Deutsch" means "I don't speak (any) German".

[ElMagAquaVing]

LOL!

Although I'm a bit offended - a Canadian friend of mine linked this because I'm foreign, and, well, let us just say that I'm going to send HER a link to 'Canadian Idiot'. Serves her right.

[vmelkon]

555-JERK? Jerk with other jerks? Oh, I get it!

[zooperazip23]

Wait...he has a full on raincoat but no shoes!?! XD Love this skit!

[bossystop]

just got feet, got no shoes

[bossystop]

This is so good

[JamesRGoebel]

So fuckin good

[AntinuclearAntibody]

has family guy EVER wrote anything original?

[kobakommander]

@AntinuclearAntibody No.

[revjoe250]

@AntinuclearAntibody They did during the first run. Honestly, Family Guy should have never been renewed; it's like bringing any given dead rock star back to life only to find out that they were about to run out of ideas anyway.

[mickeywantstostab]

@AntinuclearAntibody No I dont think so.

[elbethere]

@NoLies86 I find that statement incredibly ironic.

[NoLies86]

@NoLies86 ... Can you explain the irony?

[revolvigdoors]

@AntinuclearAntibody i have seen many british comedy versions of this.

[aidanday]

@AntinuclearAntibody No.  But no one under 25 realizes how derivative and ... just unoriginal The Family Guy is...

[kontroledkos]

@aidanday I do and I'm ....oh wait I'm 26... you've won this round friend...!

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@aidanday ...No, you're wrong. I'm sixteen.

[judderwocky]

fuck family guy.

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

@judderwocky amen!

[ToneGarvey]

@AntinuclearAntibody written

[electro2099]

thank you! Would you like to fight me now or are you a coward?

[andrewhime]

It was Family Guy. The episode where Brian goes back to the puppy farm, a Mexican teaches Brian the proper way to introduce himself in Spanish (and is correct).

[varseere]

There's a Monty Python sketch very similar to this one. Both are good, though :D

[langtongirl]

scott: don't die.

[herrapikkarainen]

His expression at 0:31!!

[ErikCartman]

this bit was repeated by family guy or american dad i can't remember exactly

[ArmedWithABanana]

Another take on it: watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM

[dmanstoit]

best skit....the skit he does b4 this like the interview of the guy who needs shoes is great..."the guy over-reacted, died..." lmao