Dylan's Couch - Episode Eighteen - The Segway

[IMZEECATMAN]

nice mustache man, lol

[MrFrostingbutt]

uhh wheres 17?

[not2so0sweet1teen0]

they lost there jobs haha...hillarious hillarious,hillarious

[XOhammyXO]

stache!!!! OMG

[Swirlie777]

wheres episode 17?!?!?!?

[M43G101]

5:08-5:15. LOL!!! LMAO!!! ROTFL!!!

[M43G101]

i couldnt stop laughing on

3:37-3:45

[M43G101]

U ROCK DYLAN!!!!!!!(:

[M43G101]

OMG!!!! i love u, u r sooooo funny! dont listen 2 those jerks they're just jealous. dont stop making video's! one day i stayed on the computer for 4 & 1/2 hours just watching urvideo's!!!! i watched all 28 of them! so yea. U ROCK! & UR XTREMELY CUTE!(: Srry i couldnt do the volunteer day thing i was going 2 my grama's funerul): B ut i totally would of though! okay i better stop typing im running out of character's left 2 type. so bye(: I LOVE U!!!

[M43G101]

u look like u r growing a lil' mustache! Lol! (:

[lilpichu123]

ya its funny its so tiny and straight.

[StubberRubber]

penis

[annelise125]

you're fantastic :)

[LaurenAllgroveTV]

DUDE.

JUST DONT LISTEN TO ANY OF THE JERKS THAT HATE YOU.

I find you hilarious :D <3

[TwoGuysOneChannel]

quit youtube you hideous ugly fuck

[DylansCouchHateClub]

Agreed.

[MhmNiice]

dude! I loved the gun part. :D that is my favorite!!

[andidan10]

n 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!

[NormanCat23]

your videos are terrible.

[DylansCouchHateClub]

So True.

[PoxiAnne]

YOU GOT A BEANERR STASHH.

Haha, jkjkjk

[jada14122]

sorry those were mess ups i lub ur work that

peace

[imjustme234]

i watched your 17 video a long long time a go and ive been searching for your videos for days now i couldnt remember what the show was called

[raiokei]

you have a strange looking mouth, and talk pretty weird

[Lillian0001]

um. need a shave much??... lol.

wow, by the way, HAHA stupid lady mall cop..

[Bingle99]

"Dylan's Couch" For when mediocrity is just too much.

[caryelisecullen]

gross mustache. sexy hair!!

defective kids hahahaha

[LightGreenMarker]

his hair still looks really clean

[HappyPlappy]

i love ur hair :D but not the stach lol

[SlurpyTheGreat]

DIRTY MUSTACHE!

[hotstuffxoxo749]

you hot;)

[allypals6000]

u are growing a mustacheo

[theangelfromhell108]

LOLZ I LUV U!!!!!!!!

[KyleSpringer12]

good video. bad mustache.

[IHaveALifeToLive]

its called Who wants to see hannah montana? ( Dylan's couch- Episde sevnteen)

[haloharley15]

emo is ftw

[MCproductions100]

FTW!!

[gotGodandHislove]

u dont look half bad with a stash :D

[vangoughfreak]

o i meant woooooooooooooh

[vangoughfreak]

whoooooooo serious 'stash there....

[tunabreed]

poo

[FuzzySocks13]

Yeah I hated you at first.

Now I hate you more.

Kidding. You're not so lame-o.

[cooliocargo]

whats halarious is how ugly ur face is. ptlolbnr

[gothinblue]

lol don't worry, I think given enough time anyone would have known to lean back ♥ ^_^

[Sambug16]

Did he say pissed off!!!! wow that's the first i've heard him swear.

[powerspeacexD]

MUSTACHE !

[kaybytheway008]

lol

[Loza146]

i really wanna see maranda jim and jessica!

please say they are real coz your vids are hilarious! hilarious, hilarious.

[randomquesochic]

Mustache

[dudechi5]

growing yer stash out woot

[drumsofdoom5943]

i have that sweatshirt

[annabaabez]

0:43-0:47

Couldnt stop laughing :L

[YunaLIke]

This is favorite episode so far. "This was not the smartest decision in her mall cop career."

[IttybittyHunter]

i love you baby

[valarieeee]

i love this one!

[vanband101]

Wow Yew Havee A Mustache..

[dnc4life91]

r u makin fun of ballet????

[xlehax]

i must say you really have amazing hair!

[musiclover635]

mall cops suck ass. im like OK YOUR NOT A REAL COP OK? jeeze!

[61938kitty61938]

Lol, your stories are hilarious!

[BurntWafflesWithJam]

you have a funny mustasche

[SwapingKangaroos]

zOMG he swore for the first time at 1:46-1:48

[omgitstiffy]

pissed isn't a cuss word

[negimato6]

i like dylans couch but it gets a bit anoyin when he says

"hilarious"

"hilarious"

"hilarious"

[picklewrap91]

AHAHAHA.

hes got like peach fuzz.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.

[sparkles468]

lol lol lol dylan r u on write me already lol xoxo christa

[sparkles468]

omg that was funny and so is lean back

[wierdochick100]

hilarioushilarioushilarious

[jaimeylouise]

your the best;total hottie=)

[toriadoro]

ok eww

ur a bish

[jaimeylouise]

hey,you can just shut up

[panicroxmysox1795]

wth is a bish?

[snickbick]

lol ur hair is sheeeny

[dewaldjacobs86]

did u make that up or does this actually happen

[TubeGuest5178]

where's episode 17???

[Livin4Dreams]

It says ''Wanna See Hannah Montana?'' & then has ''Dylan's Couch- Episode Seventeen'' in brackets after it.

[shmookys]

hilarious. hilarious! hilarious.

[SaraCurran]

youve got your self a mustache.. hahahaha.

[darksmith45]

dude nice stache

hahaha

[junti900]

he does blink, 2:50 and 4:02 and a bunch of other times.

[Bubblegumfreak11]

i so agree

[muzixsfan]

nice mustach.

[XnoworriesX13]

EXACTLY what I was thinkng

[cheerbaby24689]

ohmygosh yer hilarious.. hilarious.HILARIOUS

[videogamer3006]

you grew a mustache!

[caroloomg]

"i loved it" 3:49

hahaha :)

[RainJetSprinklers]

pinche

[drumsk8101]

lol hehe your such a dush in a good way lol

[Inesimoees]

com bigode uhhh ! LOOL

[fraulinesienna2007]

no one listens to CDs anymore lol

[dvp8196]

cool vidz dude

[EvilXbunny12]

.... umm... get a life... and ... i don't nneed to hear your life ... story.... or just not talk like that? just talk NORMAL FOR >>>> GOOD DAMMET!!

[hailstorm55]

Dylan, Do you have an IMVU? If you do i hope we cn chat sometime. My Avatar name is GoldenLovie. I really do hope we can chat sometime.

[dasurgeonist]

u seem like the kid that would be like my best friend haha

[ayottenumber]

I saw those things on TV before they were first held off the market.

They were first called 'it Skooters'.

That was before they were on Frasier.

[akidnamedjim]

You are right, I at first hated you..

But now I see the genius.

[erinrockssocks]

hah. that robot thing was really cute. XD

[RafaelPhoenix07]

which is the one where he acts like all phycotic and he has his hair into a tiny know and hes holding the knife? if its this one then i couldnt see it becuz my internet problems

[RafaelPhoenix07]

nevermind i found it

[squirrelie14]

haha i think this ones the best. i thought it was really funny bahha =]

[Bmxgirl4ever]

u remind me so much of fred

[Minabelle123]

HAHA! Ballet. hiiii hiiii WHOOSH WHOOSH CHIKIPOW CHIKIPOW Eeeeeeek! Haha! NOOOOOOOO *cough* OOOOOO

[Agordonnn]

Johsbk;

dude, totally agreein with you.

[ilovkorntool209]

lol

[allisonvaughn2]

dylan ur hot

[EducationResources]

reminds me about the one time I was on a Segway, I was going and going, and I leaned back, but it wouldn't stop! I crashed it into a tree, and it was one of those nice $2,000 ones! I broke a piece off of it lol.

[CaylaEllen2]

i dont like his eyes :P i dont really think he hot lmfao . !

[lovineveryminuteofit]

he's so hawt! oh well your loss

[sweeta10]

lol how old are you

[Octoergirl1316]

ur so awesome!!lol

[hiflip]

man shave tht fuckin fluff of ur lip lol

[congolo3001]

ur first cuz word!!!

[directorsatwork]

evry episode u look older,

btw nice mustashe

[mishmishthe1]

wow you seriously look alot older

mimim

[Renjipwnsyou]

lmfao,

mustash. xD

[lydiax3maureen]

nice stash

[killintime213]

he's like the blonde version of my friend!..lol..

[r0a4c0h8a9e3l]

thANX FOR MAKING MORE..! Luvvin Dylans Couch!!

[soccerjok14]

dude, you need to get some strippers on the show.

that would be dank.

[guitarhero3eak]

in the deleted scene you put in a clip from episode 6

[uarnetcool]

man u got a relly cute face and i luv ur vieos will u plaease dylan write back to me at :uarntcool thats my username thing have a good day from derrick just kidding ur secret admiroror

[crystalalysha]

you have a mustache now =]

[toymachine04465]

You cant sing OR dance

[mcrgrl1199]

damn i just watched the first episode of dylans couch and my how he has grown....

[teerent20]

u are gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seamonkeys12]

BRAAAAAAAAAAACESSSSSSSSSSSS!

[NotSoShortAmanda]

awsum show dude

[snowboard4321]

your old, fred is better then this, its actually entertaining

[FlipNGenius]

Dylan, I can't believe that avrillavignerox person said those things! Whatever you do, don't listen to it. Your web show makes me laugh all the time! I love it!

[boobikan]

haha i watched ur first episode again ur voice is all tiny in it its adorable! haha.

[uarnetcool]

i love ur shirt and ur hair hottie

[321hohoho]

i love u

[Book077]

Awesome!

[sweetsnapp13]

omg ur so hottttttttt i love this vid !

[avirllavignerox]

ur a fucking fag dylan jeez fucking get a mother fucking life and becuz ur jealous is because u have no fucking mother fucking fuck life god get ur ass out and get braces fucking nigger lover go slit ur wrists and go shove a barbies dick up ur ass.

[arachnokid]

this show is retarted now...man it was cool the first 5 episodes now u just suck, u need to quit this show and get a life

[avirllavignerox]

when do u get fucking braces

[TentenandNejilover]

Hey leave him alone! You don't need to be an asshole!

[mokeybot3000]

I can't imagine what your parents look like...

[silvestriyarde]

sorry but your not that funny

[xfriendxX]

hes pretty hot if he would shave his mustach

[sidkalmans]

you grew up so much from the other videos!

[Tarbars]

lol nice

[switchkforlife]

you have a mustache.

it bothers me.

[sloaneykinzz5]

thank you i was thinking the same thing!!

[cinemafreaks]

um, yea, pls see the comment to the person you were agreeing with. 8)

[cinemafreaks]

i have a vid where i shave it off! its called "dylan cuts his hair himself!"

[sloaneykinzz5]

yea when i watched that one i thought u were gonna cut ur hair. lol keep making vids!!

[hannermontanerbaby]

I think honestly that people only watch this because they think you're hot.

I used to think that, so I guess I'm guilty, too.

Well this is just "constructive criticism" but I think your show started out good but just got worse after awhile. Plus you can totally tell it's scripted...which doesn't make it as fun. Idk. At least you know that this is an honest opinion since I'm not sucking up since I think you're hot, and I'm not hating on you or anything. I'm just helping out. Kaywellgoodluck!

[jjamesj2]

I agree!

[lilpaw05]

omg i used 2 think he was hott 2!!! cept id agree w. u cuz this is my favorite one

[choppy800]

your'e a stupid idiot,just watch it or don't watch it.You don't need to right a full comment on it!!!

[hannermontanerbaby]

I'm just helping him so he can make a better video next time? I'm sorry if you have a problem with that..

[monanpros11]

lets get married :]

[1ch1g0wz]

lol

[1ch1g0wz]

Oh Pleasee....if you only come by to hate...Just buzz off...:@...bytheway, Great video dylan!! :P

[Icewolf1993]

Sry my first time ive seen it and it sucks...

And what is nice about this guy?!

A ugly longheard blond teeny (or baby..?) with braces..*vomet*

Pls stop it so someone who accendently klicks it doesnt vomet..

[lilpaw05]

shuttup

[1ch1g0wz]

Then just don't watch it anymore....if you feel like being too good 4 it....here's some advice....Turn Around...And Keep Walking...

[theangelfromhell108]

i love u i dont see why people h8 u =D

[5ANDkano4LiFE]

i cant stand listening to ur lisp.

[Icewolf1993]

seen it once and never again...

[ashliamber]

wow u look way different from like episode one its kinda scary but anyways i think u looked hotter wen u wer younger but u r still pretty hot i guess

[sk8erzs]

funny 5/5**

[coolguyzak]

black people.

[AwesomeGamer4]

why does everyone hate you now your the same that you ever were

[OwnageGuyLOL]

And your so fast your like CHH!

[chelsallyw]

wow dylan shave ur mustash and ur not funny anymore.....and Miranda must think ur a freak for makin utube vids bout her....

[luvstuff1061]

Dylan i love you, dont listen to those faggots. they're just jealous of you. You're awesome. I LOVE YOU DYLAN!! <3333