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  • ICE T face lol 

  • I'm writin this comment while I'm bangin a supermodel on a pile of money in my mansion yo

    No seriously why did this video cause me physical pain? I hate the Sitch so I figured I'd be laughing instead but no, I actually hurt when I saw this, it was that bad.

  • who the fuck is the situation

  • this will never get old

  • that is so embarrassing!

  • the only joke i saw was the Situation himself.

  • Daaamn i couldnt even watch the whole thing... I never liked him but i feel bad for some reason "/

  • snoop had to smoke one

  • The jokes are actually pretty well written; his delivery needs an extreme-makeover though.

  • what did you film this with? your asshole?

  • since when is a punk from the sewer system

    considered funny guy? hey, oh

    this fuck is a loose stool

  • he says it how it is !!!

  • If this is the full version where's his snoop dog diss?

  • this hurts to watch

  • booooo

  • I think the guy from Jackass bombed the Charlie Sheen roast a lot worse.

  • the next roast should be "Roast of Jersey Shore" (or just the Situation)

  • i found it really hard to get to the end of this video. that is so embarrassing.

  • What if was quiet, and then someone yelled out randomly,"Sit yo ass down!"

  • Not sure what the big deal is. This dude has gotten rich off of acting like an idiot on MTV. Why the surprise now?

  • Things the situation could have done to get a laugh:

    -point to his hair

    -bring in one of his previous test results

    -attempt to string together a coherent sentence without swearing or using douche bag slang that even snoop dog doesn't understand

    -hired a comedy writer or at least written some f**king jokes before hand

    -show a graph of jersey shore's ratings in past months

    -roll footage of his wardrobe

    -tell the funny story of why he's wearing sun glasses, because no idiot wears them at night

  • @pythonman7 Snoop Dogg was wearing sun glasses too Lol

  • They should have thrown a shoe at him like Gorge Bush Jr.!

  • Oh god this was sooo funny....I was literally on the floor laughing on how stupid this guy acted in front of a handful of very popular people. I know he makes a hell of alot more money than I do, but damn....read up on comedy and quit trying to one up people with sluts and whores...haha

  • I'm looking forward to The Cancellation - Jeff Ross

  • He's so stupid he doesn't even realize he sucked. What a douche bag.

  • @iwanaGoFast2010 Of course he realises he sucked. He tried to wave off the awkward silences all the time.

  • Oh that was painful to watch!

  • Jersey Shore should of been cancelled after this aired

  • 1:50 says it ALL.

  • A swing and a miss.

  • she loves money...THATS REAL

  • As if he wasn't bad enough, there are comments from stoneheads that say he did good. Wow. They say media doesn't control peoples opinions?  Think again. Cruncher211 said it best "Give a complete tool a show and they think they can do anything"

  • Wasnt that bad

  • I knew he was gonna fail when he called seth "jeff" smh

  • Dude tried to bail him out, but that didn't even save him. He had like 3 good jokes... Maybe.

  • Wow I thought he did fine. His jokes weren't any worse than everyone elses. Everyone just thought "oh look he's different from us, he's a reality star. Lets shun and boo him" seriously everyone there needs to grow the fuck up. and he especially handled the situation (no pun intended) very well, if it were any of you pansies complaining about Mike would have ran off the stage in tears.

  • That's what happens when you give a complete tool a show. They then think they're talented.

  • thumbs up if you want the situation to just go away forever.

  • @nikolatesla08 fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jersey shore's ratings are off the chart one of the best shows ever. The situation is awesome

  • damn where is Jamie Foxx when u need him. he saved a guy who tanked like him last time on another roast..The Situation should have realized after this that only those who watch 'The Jersey Shore' care about him

  • Wow I'm so embarrassed for him

  • OMG THE WORST!

  • That was awesome. I would love to meet the guy who thought that was a good idea.

  • This was painful to watch.

  • where is the snoop joke? i came here for the snoop joke!

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  • @AbuseDaForce snooki want snusnu

  • And what's funny is they are so stupid that they don't realize everyone is laughing AT them, not with them

  • I love the people defending him saying he ain't a comedian? What is he? Some punk living off mommy and daddys money who was lucky enough that mtv decided that someone as out of touch with the real world as them would make hilarious tv

  • Why did Greg Goraldo have to die? Instead of getting a laugh from an actual comedian we got this shithead.

  • shameful day for all italians!

  • He said something fuck up to snoop dogg where is that scene at?

  • i dont know why people are coming down so hard on him for this i mean hes obviously not a comedian but he wasnt that bad for an amateur. i think the crowd could have given him some laughs here and there, they were just being cunts. and whats up with people saying he was to racist and unclassy? his jokes were tame compared to other racist and unclassy jokes that ive heared on the roast. yeah he was bad but no need to be haters

  • <<<<<IN MY CHANNEL I HAVE WHAT REALLY SHOULD OV HAPPEN 2 HIM!!

  • Wow, I hate Seth, I hate the Situation, and his routine sucks, this video sucks in total.

  • This jus shows u can't act like an idiot all the time

  • u know how when u are doing a presentation in class or work or wherever and its just not ur day and u start to feel nervous?

    situation was so bad i felt nervous for him

    imean damn man

  • it must suck to be the situation... in any situation

  • What a total embarrassment, why why why does this guy get media attention. He doesn't do anything any other 20 something north American male doesn't do.

    I guess the real question should be: Who is the bigger idiot, him or his fans?

  • Couldn't watch it. Had to change the channel because I just didn't feel comfortable. All those people, I couldn't see the reaction.

  • its not really that bad lol

  • AND THIS JACKOFF SAID HE WANTS TO BE AN ACTOR........HE SHOULD STICK TO WHAT HE KNOWS ....ROIDS FUCKING BLOW JOBS AND BEING PRETTY...THEY SAY THE YOUTH IS THE FUTURE WHAT A SAD FUTURE...MIKE MORON....BETTER SAVE THE MONEY CAUSE YOU WILL BE A KNOWBODY VERY SOON JERK OFF

  • *facepalm*

  • he cant be from jersey all people from jersey are 10 times more funny and less orange

  • That was more uncomfortable to sit threw than Spy Kids 3D.

  • SOMEBODY THROW A PIE!!!

  • i feel someone in the crowd needed to yell "you suck"

  • Embarrassing!!!! It was quite difficult to watch. Geez!!!!!

  • MEET THE ALPHA DOUCHEBAG :D

  • ahahhahahahahahaha this is fucking brutal

  • All laughs must be people laughing at him, because it's clearly not from his "jokes".

  • Somebody get me a noose and write me a note for my parents.

  • He was like Viagra started out good but quickly went down

  • what a dumbass

  • They edit those luaghs into there?

  • it's not his first night doing comedy... jersey shore is a joke of a show!!

  • haha ice-t's face at 3:05 is priceless

  • That was just painful... I cringed. It was probably the same reaction I had when I saw 2 girls one cup.

  • I liked how he didn't even try to be funny when talking about Trump.

    Just 'cause Trump is just a giant piece of shit. :)

  • miss after miss and he just keeps trying get him away from the mic already dear lord this is why i hate jersey shore and why most people avoid jersey all together he is the first person to EVER be booed at comedy central roast so embarrasing

  • Cant beleive the Situation wasnt funny with all his talent.He should have asked Snookie for help.Shes a "Best selling author".lol.I bet as soon as she gets her face out of the dirt shes gonna let him have it for making them look stupid.

  • After reading the comment section I actually couldn't watch this

  • When Ice-T put his head down at 3:03 I lost it. Hilarious.

  • Better yet, just sic Statler and Waldorf on this guy. Seriously, getting a root canal while being waterboarded is funnier than this chowderhead.

  • I wish Orson Welles was still alive, so he could've shown up and beat the shit out of this fuckwad.

  • That grinding organs with monkey's bit was genius

  • There fake Italians

  • His only talent is being a Guido. He has no other proven talents which is the reason he bombs at all other entertainment ventures. He could have had a good roast if he was honest in a self deprecating way rather then trying to act like celebrity. For that reason his jokes failed as they weren't genuine

  • Mike or "The Situation" whoever you are

    1) you're not talented

    2) you're not funny

    3) you're a whore who uses sex for money

    4) Italy HATES you guys

    5) you're barely even good looking

    6) NO ONE OR NOBODY WOULD DO A ROAST ABOUT YOU THIS IS NOT YOUR ROAST ALSO WE WOULD ALL LIKE IT IF WE NEVER SAW YOU AGAIN

  • @asc642

    How is he good-looking at all? He looks like an overgrown, roided-out, oompa loompa with spiked black hair.

  • @SmapAttack He is an overgrown, roided out, oompa loompa with spiked black hair god the situation is such ugly talentless troll

  • Respond to this video...  I agree with you

  • @asc642 Situation is the KING...asc642 what should this "nickname" mean?? that you smell like dog shit ...stop beeing a hater start watching JS you will love it

  • @ziga1108 First of all, Snooki is fkn overrated that bitch is dark, fat, short, ugly, nasty, not to mention she cheats on her bf's like the nasty whore she is. N Mike not "the situation" cause his mother n father didn't name him "the situation" so i'm not going to call him that because it's a ridiculous nickname. As you could clearly see from this video he doesn't have n e common sense. Every single piece of shit on JS are going to have kids that are gonna end up commiting suicide watch

  • @Bones87ish shit about snookie is right shes overrated ...SITUATION is a cool nickname (lookslike). Well sense....this shit is strange...some parts he telled were funny some things he telled werefcking strange...but still if you watch more of his videos you will see hes a preety cool guy gets a lot of chicks and hes good looking ;)

  • @ziga1108 Are you a girl? Better question, are you related to this fkn idiot? "the situation" is a cool nickname? That's not the name his mother n father gave him. He gets a lot of girls because he has a lot of money. If he was just a regular guy working a 9 to 5 he wouldn't get nearly the amount of pussy that he does now. Besides the girls he gets are just stupid gold diggers who ain't worth putting a ring on their stupid little finger....

  • @Bones87ish im a man ...and yes nick name is cool.And as you could see in season 1 when he wasnt famous he gotet the most of the girls ...the numer of girls that you can only dream of....if he wouldnt be famous he would still get a lot of girls (again season 1) you are a hater because you cant be like him ;) addmit it

  • @ziga1108 Are u some kinda faggot? I'm being serious cause it seems to me that you have a poster of this queer in your room. LOOK AT THE FKN REACTION FROM THE CROWD WHEN THIS FKN IDIOT IS ON STAGE THEY FKN HATE HIM CAUSE HE'S A STUPID MORON WHO'S NOT FUNNY N HE'S A FKN IDIOT. His own ppl the Italians hate him. He probably has to walk around with body guards to protect his PUSSY!

  • @Bones87ish im so straight ;)) but would like to have his poster because hes cool. Yea THIS crowd old duche bags ...pplz who watch JS loves him, you should watch all 4 seasons and if you are straight you would see hes a good man...a.k.a. GETING ALL THE CHICKS...I bet you cant get even half of chicks that hes been with them in entire life ;)

  • @ziga1108 "Yea this crowd old duche bags" No more like this crowd who's thinking what everyone else is thinking that has common fkn sense. If it wasn't for this guy having a six pack he wouldn't get shit his face looks like a fkn weenie that got burned in the microwave. He's so stupid he knocked himself out! LMFAO now that's a fkn idiot! LOL. N just for your information i made a list of all the girls i have hooked up with in the past 5 yrs n i got up to 84. Damn imagine if i was rich on TV

  • @Bones87ish your a hater ;)) ...hes famous you are not...cry ....and if you did hook up with 84 you got my respect ,but steal i like situation :D

  • @ziga1108 ur gay.

  • @Bones87ish LMAO!!!! u r fucking funny!

  • @Cupcom5 Just being real :)

  • @ziga1108 hey all good. what ever rocks ur boat

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  • snoop dogg starts smokin :D

  • Cant believe I used to like this guy, what a dick

  • Damnn lmao

  • This douche is painful.His pimp should have told him that comedy and acting at this level is done by professionals. Not some phony reality tv tool. Aren.t those shows made to show the worst kind of morons so that your life can seem that much better anyways? This guy has no talent, hes just some freak put on tv to laugh at,its like they're retarded and nobody's told them.

  • yo yo yooo looks like he got himself a real situation ya know what I sayin?

  • sad

  • Back the hell off of Whitney you greasy bitch 0_0

  • 2:03 - 2:25 I have never felt more pain, humiliation, embarrassment, awkwardness, cringing, and violation before in my entire life than I did in the time-span of watching those 22 seconds. Holy fuck, I feel like a part of me died after watching that.

  • the funniest thing is that faggot's nose that he's trying to accentuate with the glasses.

  • oooooo this is sooo hard to watch *cringe*

  • he should just stop doing comedy and continue chasing pssy...

  • I am not usually a hater but Mike for some reason really annoys me, hes like a little girl always gossiping or causing drama so I kinds like it when he comes across as a dim wit..looks good on him ..

  • Does anyone know the song that is playing when the situation is introduced?!? 

  • he exploded in it and now i have to use no tangles shampoo -_-

  • This dude was so bad...I started feeling sorry for this dude. "jokes" can't get any worse than this. Painful to watch...man! He should never EVER try doing comedy again.

  • What the fuck did I just witness!?

  • uh.....

  • What do you expect from a talentless dumbfuck partygoer who is only famous because TV watchers are retarded.

  • @slapstick you racist piece of inbred shit! Nobody black would have never said the shit he did! You dumb fuck! Where do you get off thinking black ppl talk like this all the time?!? If that's the case sub human, white primitives like urself talk like "Ooga-booga...me white ape cun fi be bugga-banana!" White ppl are the most ignorant, racist, pale skinned evil creatures to walk this planet! The world is gonna die because of you white fuckers sucking the life out of everyone on this planet!!

  • What the frack was the club thinking allowing him to even PERFORM a roast??? I just lost respect for the entire roasting operation based on that decision alone. It's officially not about true comedy anymore but shitty pop-culture icons who embarrass us, themselves and this country.

  • His jokes really weren't much worse than the rest of them. I dont think the crowd would have laughed at anything he said because they don't like him

  • @DiMarco209 untrue. if Lisa Lampanelli had said it, people would have been cracking up....

  • I think the writers hated TS and that's why he bombed.

  • I knew the situation sucked, but I didn't know about the other jokes that got cut because they pissed people off. Like the racist jokes he made about snoop dog being black. It's funny because he's a black wannabe so maybe he thought he could get away with making racist remarks towards black people. Just like wiggers think they can call black people niggers because they think they're cool with it.

  • @slapstickaction Nah, cuz if Lisa Lampanelli had said it it just would've been different...and funny :)

  • @mandy32282 no I think the only one who could have gotten away with saying all that is Snoop Dogg. Because blacks joke about that stuff all the time. It's just considered unexceptible if a white person jokes about it.

  • I think some of what he said wasn't that bad. But some of it was also pretty dumb. I think people were just booing him because they know hes that douche from Jersey Shore. Besides, when has someone from Jersey Shore not been booed while on stage?

  • He should of used those bags of money he's supposedly "banging models on everynight" and hired somebody to write his material for him.

    Would've be way more honorable then this crisis.

  • I think it's nice that Comedy Central gave a mentally challenged guy a spot on the roast.

    $10 says he tested these jokes out on his friends, and they loved them.

  • @SkyCE9A Ya and how many ppl do you know actually roasted donald trump?? Ya thats what i thought. The situation is awesome, and no he is not a comedian but he did get famous so fuck you.

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 You need to take the Situation's cock out of your mouth and look at reality...he's dumber than a bag of hammers. Now, go back to prank calling Wal-Mart, and leave the internet to people with brains.

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 I bet you are one of the people he tested his jokes on...

  • i cant watch this lmao

  • I stopped it at like the first minute, man, it's just too painful to watch.

  • THE SETH = LEGEND

    THE SITUATION = LOSER

  • As a comic myself, that was painful to watch!! If you are not a celebrity for having some sort of talent you shouldn't be allow to do a Comedy Central roast of anyone!! That was a slap on the face for all the hard working comics out there!

  • That Was Horrible;p

  • look up Dumb in the dictionary and you will see a pic of Mike. this is painful to watch and not helping the image of Italians. i hope his 15 min is up soon

  • That was painful to watch..

  • oh man....i almost feel bad for him... lol

  • hes not a comedian

  • This is painful to watch :(.....I started to feel sry for him.....poor mike :(

  • maybe he was trynna do what norman did a few years ago were not being funny was the joke -_-

  • @thagod5 No, he was definitely trying.

  • that was painful to watch

  • 2:25 I love his face...

    "Um... okay...?"

  • he isn't very good at anything is he?

  • @AAsupreme23 Other then being a dousche and getting whores to sleep with him no.

  • I don't even know what to say...

  • this guy deserves to be poor..

  • That was seriously painful.. seriously.

    But god, I love Jeff Ross -

  • @mikeyH416 Sorry dude but I have to STRONGLY disagree.. this was too painful to watch... It's like the 300 pound girl on mtv Made saying I want to be a Singing ballerina...but she is so horrible at singing and had no rhythm, that when it gets time for her to get up and perform in front of people, you have to turn the channel because it hurts... kinda what watching this was like

  • @mikeyH416 *Tough is how it's spelled. You must be related.

  • jeez, whats with all the harsh responses to my comment? there are more dicks on youtube than on chat roullet

  • jeez, whats with all the harsh responses to my comment? there are more dicks on facebook than on chat roullet

  • SOOO hard to watch at first...didnt know i could feel bad for an asshole

  • ok i love mike but seriously he needs to stay away from comedy

  • Dumb ass.

  • People like the video for showing how bad the situation is and they dislike the video for how bad the situation is.