Let's Play - Carmageddon - 006 - Destructive Dissertation

[IamTheDeviInDisguise]

I have found a way to waste both cop cars in this Death Valley race - look for the red drums which give you 'Solid Granite Car' near where the cops are, give yourself the chance to approach them, get them in a corner, ram them - barbecued cops! extra points. One of the drums is on a rooftop, you need to find a ramp to get up to it (and other drums while there). The second solid red drum is on a 'pyramid' where the 2nd cop car is inside. Once you find them it's easier to waste the cop cars.

[AnOverdoseofZac]

Just an interesting fact: this game has been banned in a few countries

[SchlossRitter]

I hated those cop trucks so much for being so tough. It was awesome the first time I took one out, because it was flipped over (on the Pit Stop map or one like it) and couldn't go anywhere. Still took a long time of backing up and ramming it against the wall repeatedly.

[Alex19197]

ohh an old lady with a walker xD

[cliffthelightning]

Lol that blue jeep is my favorite car :)

[RoughThief]

Oh FUCK YouTube. Them and their improvements. I've got to reload the same goddamn vids over 50 times to be able to FINALLY finish them cos it keeps getting STUCK, no matter which quality. How am I supposed to enjoy mass carnage like this?

[RoughThief]

Sooo the police didn't do CRAP against your first three carniges but NOW they show up? Damn! That must've been some incredibly tasty doughnuts they were having

[LazuliScarab]

@RoughThief Nah, they just wanted to join the game. Did you see the way they were chasing Max? They want blood. It's like watching a fist-fight from the sidelines for a while, then jumping into the action with a machine gun.

[RoughThief]

@LazuliScarab True

[roadkill374]

"It's the POLICE!"

[roboartist88]

dont you ever get bored of being that car?

be a different one for once!

[agentjr]

You have to unlock other cars.

[InusSonCurtis]

Oh! Little old Lady...ha ha ha

You are sadistic man, kudos to you. You HAVE to be somewhat sadistic and twisted to love this game. You see games like this are a great way of working off aggression.

[candyyy1356]

"I'm everywhere bitch"

Omfg. I laughed so hard XD

[KINGxLIGHTBULB]

it would not surprise me if this game was once featured on some sort of news program about videogame violence and desensitization. ....... so the goal is to kill a bunch of innocent people and the other drivers? thats awsome!! im gonna let my 2 yr old son play that --- come here little jacob, play this nice little game.

*after years of playing this game, lil jacob goes out and kills everyone in his school* YAY!!!!

i am joking entirely (?)

[agentjr]

You'd have to be a horrible parent to let a 2-year-old play this game.

[sammymvc]

LOL *----*

A child with 2 year-old can't even hold the controller D:

[Sursion7]

@KINGxLIGHTBULB YES! It was! I remember when I was like, 5, I saw this on the news for being so violent and me and my uncle were like 'sweet!' It only made the game funner ^_^

[mrugod]

@KINGxLIGHTBULB Its an 18...

[darkchasum]

lol car sadwitch

[liamlemon7]

take that old lady

[KeanuRe3ves]

''Oh no he's coming again..... he's coming again BOOM ha ha ha... You know over and over until you finally die''

Please tell me i'm not the only person who took that segment out of context.

xD

[agentjr]

Looking at Zoopedia's comment, it seems not.

[bluesteelftw]

the pit stop picture looks intresting I bet it will be fun Oh can you run into a mine Because I would like to see what it looks like when you crash into one same with the red and white poles from fridge racer

[agentjr]

I've crashed into mines before. If you want to know what it's like when I crash into a red and white pole, just hit pause on the video.

[DancerInTheHeart]

Great resolution. I wish I had that back when I owned Carmageddon. Well,I have been searching for a video of someone playing as the female driver but I can't find it. How did it go anyway; do you get to choose in the beginning or?

[DancerInTheHeart]

Ah. Just ignore my question. Just watched the first part of this. Not gonna delete so I have something to come back to years after.

[agentjr]

Too late >3

[agentjr]

Yeah, you start a new game and pick your racer. I was very tempted to play as Die Anna, but Max Damage is just far too awesome.

[qubodup]

I have one hour to kill. I'll try to make that game run on this machine now.

[Thehellfrom]

Agentjr you dont use the bug credits? with 1000000001 happen i think in fridge racer

[agentjr]

Remember how I said I was going to race again to get a proper amount of credits?

[Zoopedia]

So many innuendos! DX

[mariwanakid]

How do u pick the games u LP?

[agentjr]

It's a long and arduous process. First I think of a game that I've enjoyed thoroughly in the past, wonder about whether it's an entertaining game to watch, then check to see if/how many times it's been LP'd already.

[Hedhnter]

Always with the murdering, can't we all just get along? I'm going to petition for this game to be changed to "Carmahugathon". That way the children won't be corrupted by Max Damage's awesome awesomeness.

[agentjr]

Every time I try to hug a pedestrian at 75mph they just turn into a red gooey mess.

[Brezifus]

So the children won't be corrupted? It seems futile to try and stop that, as to me Max's face corrupts every infant within a ten mile radius of it.

[Hedhnter]

Is it because he's FMV? Thats discrimination ya know.