Santorum Bets It All On CUM

[urielephraim]

Part of me actually wants Santorum to become President solely on the basis of the hilarity that will inevitably ensue.

[shaqiSauds]

i will give you some of my CUM ....opps i mean Conservatives Unite Moneybomb ... . who would want to donate of their  cum to Rick Santorum

[shaqiSauds]

ewww thats sounds wrong in every way "CUM"

[rcreative1]

He needs to reach out to Ron Paul's base with Libertarians United Before Elections so that people can say Santorum is funded by a combination of LUBE and CUM.

[ThePezter]

"Please, don't google 'santorum' "...

[SpazGamingHD]

So he is betting it all on his CUMshot?

[elviolette]

After WW2, the War Department was immediately renamed the Defense Department.

For a short period of time it was called National Military Establishment...

Until soldiers realized that they were expected to take orders from the NME.....

[elviolette]

@elviolette Wasn't immediately renamed rather.

[CommissarRed]

Conservative

Organising

Campaign

Kit

[LawnChairMedia]

this guy is desperate...there are ads for "Get your Rick Santorum Sweater-Vest Now!" seriously? the guy is ripping of Jim Tressel's trademark??...he's not appealing or have any ideas so he's marketing himself as the Sweater-Vest Candidate

[Monrovia92]

I miss thats bullshit...

[Saaduk92]

For this his biggest donors will probably be Siemens.

[mistapikkles]

In all fairness Santorum does not the word Cum.. He only knows it as the miracle baby juice..

[dangerouslytalented]

CUM is a basic constituent of Santorum. Next comes Lets Undermine Barack's Election and Feed Everybody's Concern About Liberty Many Times To Elect Republicans.

[disrxt]

Frothy PAC!

[soundboy3]

Totally Egotistical Asshole - Running Out Of Money... Tea - Room?

[soundboy3]

rick santorum watched this twice... and disliked it both times.

[Zakdayak]

His next will be Freedom Action Group

[biggydx]

Lobbyists must be swallowing up that C.U.M something serious.

[logic109]

This guy sounds like Al Pachino!

[waltermh111]

A cum bomb of santorum, eww, so disgusting T_T

[Friedstuffsable]

C.U.M. is an essential component of Santorum. Without it, there is no Santorum.

[AtomicDaytime]

SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!

[AtomicDaytime]

FUCK YES!!!!

[bearchub4u]

JISM is not spelled J-I-Z-Z-M... It's J-I-S-M... January Is Santorum Month.... :-)

[LiberaLib]

"I'm Rick Santorum, and 'CUM' is my middle name."

[BarackMcBush]

..AND the Rick Santorum's social media team just started their marketing campaign: "Facebook Attention Grabber" ...or F.A.G for short. #HA!

[MaceMeetFace]

I wonder if Santorum is trying to pull a Newt Gingrich (as in shrugging it off and acting like it doesn't matter)

This'll only be fuel to the fire when people laugh at him - Santorum, and no doubt his supporters, will only scoff and say "Look at these immature liberal brats! They can't focus on the issue because they're depraved, immoral smut hounds!"

I assume it's a Gingrich model. The more you fight - the worse it gets; So don't fight it, just accept it and continue with your message.

[DeletedDelusion]

Freudian slip?

[TheOnlySMAWJ]

the jokes really write themselves with Mr Frothy

[sevadaj]

I bet Ricky likes to swim in CUM! :-P

[dude2dawg]

Send People Like Organizers On Getting Economic Directors.

[ForestSongUnLTD]

CUM? u gotta be kidding me

[MrOttopants]

You'd think a guy with his problems would notice something like that.

[ctraver]

@MrOttopants He might miss it, but ALL of his staffers not noticing? Someone would have noticed. He has to know what this spells out at this point. He's got to be trolling.

[MrOttopants]

Anyone want to be that Santorum goes third party?

[silverandgoldfan]

Santorums CUM lol

[AKSBSU]

So CUM is Mr. Frothy's money shot?

[jesse1018]

@AKSBSU Arg! I was going to make a moneybomb/moneyshot joke. Can't do that when the top comment already did.

[xTheOxx]

It must be a prank on him.

Of course it helps that he's actually that clueless about anything remotely sexual.

[tytheeman20]

LOL @ title and then LMAO @ the Santorum...such a dumb clown.

[jb4rp2012]

Citizen United Money bomb or CUM is not an ingredient in making Santorum. Google the word Santorum and see that CUM in not necessarily present in the production of Santorum, although I am sure that CUM is sometimes mixed with Santorum if the act is CUMPLETED.

Santorum is a frothy mix of two other ingredients.

[420gma]

Dam ! lmao these people are stupid as stumps!!

[LexeconKiddo]

OMG....I thought you were joking, Mr. Seder, but I looked it up. There's even a "Rock the Vest" option. If you donate $100 you get a free sweater vest.

[xxcrossed]

OMG !lmao !

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

The only reason santorum is still smearing across the stage is because of citizens united and one douchebag billionaire.

[TheEmpowered787]

OMFG LOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!