Fitness for Zombies Presented by Sears

[insubordinate12000]

You bastards who think zombies are fictional sicken me! Once/year in the United States, the zombies march. Millions of mindless motherfuckers awaken before dawn, wandering the landscape in search of brains, er, bargains, unconsciously destroying anyone in their way. Just ask anyone who works retail, those brave men and women who literally risk their lives on this day. It's called "Black Friday" for a reason! But you keep thinking there's no such thing as zombies. FUCKIN' FOOLS!!!

[oliverox11]

OMG this is my second cousin! He is so nice and funny and I can't believe he got to be in an awesome commercial like this!

[korreon]

Push yourself to the max! Priceless.

[ShanksFactor]

Big wee wee at 0:58 :)

[maskof]

I like it! Do you guys all work at Sears and filmed this when the store was closed?

[theurgy69]

Ummm why would a zombie/walking undead need a treadmill with a "heart monitor"?

[hudakbudak]

I would shop at Sears much more often if this guy was their real spokesman.

[TeamUSCAV]

we probably had... about a 1/32nd of the budget Sears had, and (in our opinion) made a much funnier zombie movie!

[sarahkayhoffman]

Until I became the Online Community Manager for the Sears Fit Club, I didn't know they were the #1 Fitness Retailer either. I am amazed daily by the Fitness Community in and around Sears!

[aleajactaest62]

Excellent !!!

[WorldScott]

Congratulations to Sears and the campaign manager on this!! This is excellent and very entertaining! Thumbs up!

-Scott

[ProstheticFX]

I wonder when zombies became so horribly drab? Grey flesh and bad stage makeup. Seriously, stop doing this if you cant afford some imagination to create good zombies.

While I love the crowd source feel of this, please invest in better zombies... or call us! Yea, the next video I make will be how to get out of a bad zombie rut!!

[DixieZombie]

Work those Zombies!! Lean, mean zombies can still sprint to submit their own Zombie films at theziff.com until Oct. 31!

[TheZensatori]

NMIMT did the zombie treadmill first :-) You check them out!

[kerflop]

feel the stretch right here 0:55

[Shalapkestudio]

Hah) great)

i have zombie video too)

[halinarugby175]

haha..i actually got freaked out when all the zombies were behind him. the look on the girl's face was epic!

[axessdenyd]

Actually Night of the Living Dead was using zombies as stand-ins for Communists... George Romero used them as a symbol of whatever people were afraid of at the time.

[theoneknot]

Aside from the terrible idea of the day... These zombies like turtles.

[mprev]

I'm so sick of crappy production value. Sears spend some money and hire a decent crew. These guys should have their HDSLR shoved up their rear.

[cdncntrygrl]

Kudos to the Sears marketing group, gave me a good chuckle to start my day :)

[magus5200]

AWESOME!!! SEARS HAS SPORTS EQUIPMENT TOO!!!

SO I CAN GO IN AND BUST SOME ZOMBIE BRAINS WHENEVER IM IN THE MOOD TO HIT SOMTHING!

TY SEARS <3

[ponder2006]

good marketing...I might go to sears some time soon.

[princesssalami]

Sad, very sad who did you pick off of youtube to write and direct this? Was there even a director??

[ltjboy03]

@princesssalami My first thought while watching this was 'wow, that's pretty cool'. But then I read your comment and was angry at myself for falling into the corporate hivemind once again.

[foreverconnected]

tha announcer was the zombie, right?

[TheInkybus]

Uh, why would a heart rate monitor be of any use?

[Aeshataro]

@TheInkybus So you can monitor your pulse while you work out :). Part of working out involves getting your heart rate above a certain level in order to start losing weight and such... I think it's above 150 or something. The monitor lets you know that.

[poisonkandie]

@Aeshataro

But Zombies don't have heart rates!

The thump-thump does not thump no more!

[panthercat38]

@Aeshataro ...zombies don't have a pulse. Hence the walking dead.

[pstirnimann]

@Aeshataro ....zombies don't have heartbeats was the point of that comment

[XCatwalkerX]

Why is there a cat in Sears?

[szalinski]

George Romero created the zombie genre as a critique on how we've all become mindless, brain dead consumers...the irony of this is too much to bare

[westwingpotus]

@szalinski You mean brain dead like not knowing the difference between the words, "bare" (unadorned or naked) and "bear" (to carry a burden)?

[bewarethebeardedman]

@szalinski

Irony aside, is it bad of me to admit that I was amused?

Also, the zombie chick was kinda cute.

[sethhendrix]

Good God... I wanna punch that guy. This could have been much funnier with someone who was more straight-man and less ridiculous and over-the-top. Thumbs down on your casting, Sears.

[bpoag]

Agreed. Mucho kudos! I will actually go out of my way to shop at Sears now... Good marketing should be rewarded.

[LowCostVideo]

Oh, very nice. Sears can be hip, modern, edgy and have some levity in its communications and marketing. Kudos to you Sears!

[Varzil]

What do we want?

Brains!

When do we want them?

Brains

[magus5200]

@Varzil -Grabs a bat- Oh really?

How bout yours splatered all over the floor mr. zombie?

^^

[ewoelker]

GEEEERRRRBBBBBBNNNNNEEEEEEERRR­RRRR!!!!

[innocentophelia]

Great job Sears! More advertising with creativity!

[MajinHurricane]

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaains

[motorztv]

Jeff is off to a great start!

[carlosmariotorres]

This is awesome!!