The Bullshit Battles: F-Zero X

[giygasattack]

Hilariously, the name of the music track played on Fire Field is called 'Fall Down To The Scream'. That's so appropriate it's borderline clairvoyant on Nintendo's part..

[terly1]

will you and j man do new super mario bros wii multiplayer or four swords with icran girl as well multiplayer

[2NDxDementionX322]

MORE F-ZERO PLEASE!

[RenagadeFunk]

Dude. His screaming at Fire Field was hilarious.

Put more. Thats the best F-Zero video I've ever seen.

[ilikethecoke]

@RenagadeFunk He probably would if he could, but Jaymonius refuses to play any more F-Zero.

[RenagadeFunk]

@ilikethecoke That's bummer. That would have been great if Jay played F-Zero and they would have gotten more ratings.

[RampageRanter]

@Textylove Actually the were on Fire field.

[CrazyDK96]

9:15-9:41 was the most funniest and the most entertaining part of the video.

[bonestorm99]

The second player was turning like crazy. What is this? a virtual console? o.o

[xxamstormxx]

azura:slow down you son of a bitch!

jman: yes victory by forfeit!

azura:fuucck

[TheCleezable]

3:19 lol huh?

[thenextgenmasta]

lol Who's the captain now bitch?!

[pirocan1]

first one ahhahahahah

[supernewguy]

epic death!!

[MrBaman24]

This was one of my favorite videos done by you. Especially when Jman died SOO FAST in the last one.

[Duster11211]

Azura won the series 3-2... poor J-Man.

[aurakevin12]

2:43 epic fail

[Uburez]

7:00

[luigi4728]

it would be amazing if next time j-man died his speed would be 666

[luigi4728]

more F-zero

[GamingRoyalty1]

poor j-man…

[racer927]

9:36 sounded like a jet of some sort

[zasderder]

i love how the last race lasts 30 seconds

[mastr2222]

Was that scream even humanly possible besides fear

[PPLOFHELL]

WHO THE CAPTAIN NOW BITCH

[PimpChickens]

9:16 - 9:35 Would make an awesome ringtone.

[KingOfKatamari]

"Slow down, you son of a bitch!!"

[Lonexwolfy]

i love how out of 5 races only one was one without someone crashing and burning

[09godmann]

9:14

Commence Jordan's mental breakdown.

[RenzuNuone]

Lolz it woud be epic to see f-zero.Try and get the Joker cup then do one of thoses it'd be so epic lolz or F-Zero GX to see how that'll go lolz

[hyuuganeji1234]

J-man: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS GOING TOO FAST!!!

My friend just coming in the door: *dives in and says* thats what she said

Me: ....really?

[JB0007inu]

you should force him to play more. Have jordan, john, and whitenekos play too.

[NCSfan22]

do more of this it is hilarious

[themaster4576]

loved the ending music lol

[DoitForTheLolz1]

what system is this game on?

[AKSsasori]

WHOS THE CAPTAIN NOW, BITCH?

[awesomedude552]

whoever screamed it was SUPER annoying

[Duster11211]

9:00 - 10:44 XD

[dandamaniac848]

Jay: I don't know but whatever...

Azura: BITCH!

Jay: XD

[themettking]

BSB season 3: the F-Zero Grand prix with at least the 3 of you.

[squishmario]

00:02 WTF??

[dandamaniac848]

Jordan (?) was reading the comic text on the start screen

[blueray222]

next time, on Lets Scar Jaymonius For Life: F-Zero GX

[sonicxamy12]

More F-ZERO More F-Zero!

[lo0katmyn4me]

omfg! cheats are bad

crash out race car with super speed on the zigzag jump place...

the perfect words for it

9:14

[lo0katmyn4me]

woah... slow down gazelle

so he uses the boost...

[j0ny2]

SLOW DOWN U SUN OF BITCH!!!!

lmao

[XaviethePikachu]

i would like to see more please ^^

[darkness0789]

Lol when Jaymonius dies, the annoucer says "YOU GOT BOOST POWER!" XD

[Myne33]

silence playes itself

[steveharley0345]

@RiChRePoRtS

You obviously don't ge the point of this..

Look up ''Joke'' in the dictionary.

[RiChRePoRtS]

ummm what?

ya i do get the point its just saying the guy playing falcon sucks

[MarioMaster111]

@RiChRePoRtS:

I pity you fools.

[The08linkin]

more f-zero

[steveharley0345]

APPLY BOOST POWUH!!!

[renualdo]

What a funny races!!!! Upload some of mario kart

[Dellazice]

You should make it super ultra crazy fast mode. That would make J-man explode.

[ve731]

i guess i can safelly say that we want more f-zero bullsh*t battles! PLEASE, AZURA! We know you wanna!

[zeldamaster52]

@ve731 too bad he hardly ever does vids anymore

[ve731]

i know, but i still hope him to make more of 'em. i mean... COME ON! who doesen't want more f-zero racing and J-Man's loud and funneh VG death? :3

[zeldamaster52]

@ve731 i hope he comes back with any bs battles and i especially want more romhacks very much

[ve731]

@zeldamaster52

yeah, more BS battles'd be awesome!

ROM-hacks too!

[zeldamaster52]

more f-zero

[FANdeAZURA]

9:15 :

Jaymonius: AHHHHHHHH... OH MY FUCKING CAR!!!

AHHHH... I'M GONNA DIE? A PAINFUL DEATH!

AUEEHHHH... AHHHH!!! OH MY GOD IT'S TOO FAST!

OUH! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Azura: kjj. HA HA HA HA

Jaymonius: snif... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HAAAAAA

Game: EXPLOIT PLAYER!!!

Jaymonius:oh my FUCKING god T=T

Azura: WHOS THE CAPTAIN? NOW, BITCH?

[sonicxamy12]

Hey i dare you to get Sonic R from the Saturn Emulator!! And do more Bull s#!* battles

[NinjaGoron]

woAH WAAAAAAH!

xD

[etjeremy91]

from 9:15 to 9:40 jaymmonius best video game death ever

[j0ny2]

SLOW DOWN U SON OF A BITCH

XXXDDDDD

[masterofanything]

Probably the funniest bit is that J-Man only lasted 30 seconds on the final track

[uarecaught]

Wow! Near the end of the video, jaymonious sounds like he's crying!

[paulkdragonmaster]

lololololol nice!

[Randoman41]

yay i love this u guys r awesome plz make more f-0 vids

[STAR36121]

wat system is this?

[ShearAtomic]

N64

[STAR36121]

thx u

[BADRANG23]

in a different reality, Jordan would have won so easily!! he just got a bad vehicle is all...I hope

I wonder what it must feel like being inside a vehicle like that, that drives at 1000 km/ h....

[FreelancerAxel]

dude, i would LOVE to see more F-Zero with you and J ...

[TheCurrentIdiot]

which system is this??????????

[AKSsasori]

the N64

[Keifer150]

N64

[TheCurrentIdiot]

go rodney

[AKSsasori]

his car is so awesome, IT wrecked J-man

[AKSsasori]

"WHOS THE CAPTAIN NOW, BITCH" HAHAHA.

[mapiso12]

IS J-MAN OKAY AFTER F-ZERO

[Robloxfan888]

moar!

[Forzatoadv]

Just asking, but bumping on a wall at 900 km/h woulnd't be pretty much lethal?

[SorvahrSpahr]

epic scream xD EPIC

[destoryofdoom]

J-Man can't control the speed of the Blue Falcon because he thinks it going fast.

[KILLERMILLER250]

great vid... by the way its "port town aero drive" from f-zero gx for the gamecube that was in super smash bros brawl. NOT the port town from this game. ill forgive you though. ^_^

[good2games]

9:05 time to scream

[dohnut7713]

the sad part is azura new he would crash it was obvious

[shujinkoMK]

Jaymonious didnt even finish the 1st lap LMAO

[Destroyer91able]

Jordan's scream of utter despair, horror, and defeat was hilarious. Though...I have to feel bad for him...being mentally damaged after losing like that on F-Zero X.

[Snotrod191]

@Destroyer91able just wait until he plays GX

[Destroyer91able]

@Snotrod191 Er...I'll let Jaymonius comment on that one (if he even watches this video anymore...something tells me he doesn't, nor any other F-zero videos. ^^;)

[crislucasfl]

@Snotrod191 that would be even funnier

[MagikGimp]

F-Zero X is best with only one player. you vs. 29 other racers, yes please; poor N64 can't handle that split screen. don't forget the unlock everything cheat too (if you trounced this game 10 years ago and are too lazy to do it all again).

[Pogobubba]

holy shit, the last race was hilarious. one of the best things i have ever seen in my life... wow/

[ZeroEdge117]

Damn did this bring back memories.

Not all of them good, though (stupid big blue with its dumb cylinder thing) This video makes me want to play F-Zero again...

Also, the ending was hysterical!

[ownerinmmos]

Too funny just too funny my troath hurts because I laughed too much.

[billya7xlol]

omg it's too fast xD

[XXXTremeAlliance]

ahhhhh my fucking god.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh my favorite part lol and when azure laughs like he couldnt breathe lol

[SagashiIndustries]

DO F-ZERO GX!

[Twiztedgoalie]

I still want my F Zero Wii!

[Chunkapuff]

omg! That was so funny!! I fell outta my chair laughing!

[FishFoodAndStuff]

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!"

[gaforb]

why would ice make a car that doesn't touch the ground skid, anyway?

[chaosninjasteve]

dramatic effect/Rule of Cool

[AlexAceDDR]

ouch...ouch..ocuh change your mics!

[FishFoodAndStuff]

Turn your volume down.

[Kiroshima1]

"Who's the captain now?"

[WarteryMind]

you forgot the 'bitch'

[tate9000]

F-ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[gogogogogogogy]

more f zero man exept with with j-man and w.nekos

[Zero771]

Azureeee another F-Zero video....but make sure to play with Jaymonious lmfao

[UltraJoltlord]

I completely agree

[XXXTremeAlliance]

agreed

[UltraJoltlord]

damn this is funny!!!!

[xhellokitty7]

love the ending XP

[SKArmedageddon]

VAHOOM!!!!!!!!

[20000598]

xD all that yelling busted my fucking ears!

[darkmasterofssbb]

omfg he was funny

[thebladeofchaos]

if you listen during the last race, i swear Azure goes 'told you' after one of the screams

[AkumuDoki]

Like everyone else, I'd like to see more F-Zero X ^^

[YeaImob]

WHO'S THE CAPTAIN NOW BITCH! rofl!

[12as34df5]

i vote for another F-Zero X video!

[nintendork67]

I second that vote my good... person!

[SolKnight]

Absolutely hilarious!

Used to love this game. This makes me want to get it out and play it again.

The scream at the end had me doubled over in laughter.

[something2424]

do another one!!!!!

[Clawgorth43]

do another f zero battle

[Grammaton485]

Someone needs to slow that scream down.

[taloscal]

last race had me crying with laughter

[supersmashbrobrawler]

09:16 lmao thats to funny

[theonefromperu]

Man, I pwned at this game. Good times.

[boochy199]

jman is so fucking funny in this vid fire field pissed him

off

[umbrellaboy2]

can u get this game on the virtual console? i really want to play it multiplayer now!

[ShinoLia]

Very few YouTube vids have managed to make me double over in painful laughter.

This is one of those few.

Well done, good sir. Well done indeed.

[donman72556]

keep reapeting 10:40 it sounds like a bloody murder! XD

[Torchic1912112121]

xD 10 points for J-man for being funny 15 points for azura for....uploading the game! xD

[themettking]

You should do this again, only next time bring white neko and someone else and turn the slot matchine on.

[manomanoman99]

Who's the captain now, bitch?! XD u rock Azura! And J-Man, u have my sympathy.

[smashbrosbrawlfan]

I was wettig myself at the end of the vid

[donman72556]

victory by forfeit XD

[ShadowlotusD]

jaymonius is not good with REALLY fast flying vehicles.

[Zyosinc]

lol come on jman when you get out of the mental hospital come race some mo'

[funnykidyyz]

mentally damaged jordan XD LMFAO

[Tridege]

Lol

[BELEIVEIT1]

XD loved jordan's scream as he fell to his death at the end

[9vince1]

so funny at 9:17

[RetroScorpio]

that big blue map is awesome!

[shadowslicer673]

the very end of the video was insult to injury there XD

[Cheezzydude]

"AHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE A PAINFUL DEATH! IT'S TOO FAST! OH MY FUCKING GOD! AHHH!!!!!!"

lmfao that was great!

[Grammaton485]

Silly Jaymonius

[DuragonLeMente]

Big Blues audio sounds like something you would hear in a Megaman X game

[egasyarg]

jman wants to play some more

[mariospyrospeed]

more f-zero XD

[acrichardson1]

Hey...you should make J-Man do the F Zero DXP hack.

[foxboy32]

the other guy screamz like a girl and do death races

[CanadianPhoenix11]

Hilarious thing is that Fire Field's only on King Cup. Get J-Man to do something from Joker Cup, see how he likes that!

[WatcherCCG]

No matter how many times I watch it, it never, EVER loses an ounce of its humor. XD

[eevee4espeon]

3o seconds..

[ultraleet1337]

I dunno what ever.............BITCH

[Xxdarkrose13xX]

I lmao'd so much in the last race that i couldn't breath! Poor Jordan! Those were epic races!

[Harakiriwolf]

I loved this Game! XD

[Naruto8200]

port town in brawl is from F-zero GX, not F-zero X

[crudly123drawn]

thats port town aero dive

[JAMEZBrawler]

i'd like more f-zero with Jordan XD

[PantaroParatroopa]

VAHOOM! And... uh... MOAR F-ZERO! I WANT TO SEE JAYMONIUS FREAK OUT MORE! AND WHITENEKOS TOO!

[diablo3132003]

BLUE TACO!