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  • I didn't relize the flood invented olive garden. that map looks like cold storage. lol

  • how can a gay guy have a deep voice?

  • @purefatdude2 some things are better left alone young grasshopper

  • @purefatdude2 He just said he wasn't, he's just...weird.

  • @purefatdude2 he's a bear

  • @purefatdude2 So you're saying a gay guy can't be gay? You're an ass my friend.

  • @Frosty050696 so many people reply to my commentlmao. HOW AM I GAY? i never said that.

  • woah woah woah...how bernard called howard if his comunication is blocked by the goverment? i know jon wont answer and this is domr of his early work so there is bound to be plot holes. but love the new arby n the chief season :)

  • @Drunkefox I think Bernard said there were one of two reasons for his communications not working, either it was the Government disabling it or it had broken. If he is using it in this one it was most likely an error by Jon, but for continuity's sake it could of broke and he could of got a new communicator

  • @BrightFilms117 lol yeah agreed. jon probly just missed it, lol would of been funny if the gay guy let him borrow his comunicator or something anyways yeahhh...

  • @Drunkefox because they fixed the communicator

  • What is with the creepy guy?

  • I love that creepy purple guy.

  • How come they're out to dinner but under the status report at the beginning it says it's 10 am.... -_-

  • @HerpDerpMerps

    Don't think too much.

  • the bisexual guy is right - no one else can do it except Bernard.

  • What the gay guy said is true and we need to stay uncorrupted and not let the bad guys win, Thimbs up if you agreee

  • how much money does the gay guy have and wats his occupation

  • The olive garden scene is hilarious xD

  • lag at 8:25 :)

  • That meal reminds me a seinfeld episode.

  • Grifball sucks.

  • "You are late" "Suck my balls wierdo!" "Ok" "what?"

  • WOOO 7:42 GRIFBALL!!!!!GO TEAM RED!!!!!!!!

  • RvB is one the greatest machinima out there and for those saying it sucks maybe u should try watching past the blood gulch chronicles especially in revelation where they introduce CGI fight scenes

  • holy crap, when are you guys going to realize jon cjg is digital p33r?!

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  • not tring to be a dick but wouldn't it make more sense to have a roof over the houses in your video's just asking

  • What's the name of the music in the background where Bernard is on a dinner date with the weird guy?

  • is averyone gay in the show

  • the purple guy is a gaylord

  • that speech was beautiful

  • am i the only one annoyed by the fuzzy sounds in the background when theyre eating?

  • wATCH cUBE dESTINATION

  • -You´re late! - suck my balls wierdo. - Okay :) - what :O

    awesome..

  • WTF howard was playing halo 3 WITHIN halo 3 LOL

  • FFS HOWARD YOU USLESS LUMP!!!

  • "suck my balls" "ok" "WHAT?"

  • a tip... please rate higher so they can make better videos. on forge mode(if thats what ur using) take a kill ball and drop it. put the warthog into the killball quickly in and out and it should not have a turret

  • red vs blue was boring and just because it was the first machinima does'nt mean its the best with red vs blue i was just waiting for something to happen.slightly funny but just got tired of watching it.But jon's machinima's are awesome there funny dramatic and have good action whilst making it by himself.I just dont get how red vs blue is funny.And why it is so awesome.Because i would love to know

  • 08:00 skip ads

  • Hey Jon I just wanted to say that Im a fan of H.J and that you have inspired me to make my own web series, so thanks for that. And the rest of you guys can check out the first two episodes of my show on my channel and give me some feedback good or bad thnx

  • I miss Griffball online...Only if it was in Community Playlist. I just hope it is.

  • this is a realy cool sieries

  • eddy is impatient

  • Like every episode i've watched so far people are comparing this to red vs blue. Really guys it's not always a competition they are two equally skilled directors and their series are based on different styles but both are highly effective, original and entertaining so give it rest stop argueing and enjoy the episodes

  • "U r late!"

    "Suck my balls!"

    "Ok."

  • Best Machinimators,

    1. Rooster Teeth

    2. Digital Ph33r

    3. Accursed Farms, Ross Scott

    4. Running Gun Studios

    5. GuitarMasterX7

  • @MrSmith2100 You forgot EvilChickenLord :<

  • @MrSmith2100 those are my favorite too. Except I don't know who GuitarMasterX7 is.

  • this series is good the whole way thru red vs blue got boring after all of the blues died

  • @489pyq The blues didnt die. Church is still alive, essentially, as Epsilon. Tex never was a blue, Cpt Flowers just doesn't count, and Tucker and Caboose are still alive. So I guess you're saying Red vs Blue never got boring.

  • suck my balls

    ok

  • bernard: suck my balls >.<

    weird guy: ok ^^

  • BACON FAT!!!

  • DigitalPh335r = drama

    Roosterteeth = comedy

    Darknal = action

    Combine them and you have the best series ever!!!

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Darknal's forgotten spartans was all action no plot.

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX you telling me arby n the chief is drama?

  • @GRIMTHENINJA No one life remaining becomes a drama >.>

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX DigitalPh33r is very funny too, you have not seen Arby 'n' the Chief apparently.

  • @1337lolguyman Yea i have i just think red vs blue is more funnier since its longer i didn't say he wasn't funny but ask anyone and they'll say Jons good when it comes to drama >.> but his good at comedy but i like rvb better

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Agreed. Add the other Machinima directors (Hutch, Sark, Nanners, Kovic) and you would the best Youtube video in the world.

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX so arby n the chief is drama then ???

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX DigitalPh33r not what ever you did and he makes drama and comedy.

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Red vs Blue was suppose to be funny? Maybe I don't have that dumb guy sense of humor :)

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Wut about John CJG(Diretor of One Life Remaining)

  • @WarmanxXXx he's the same person who made this

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX except for arby n the chief which is funny as fuck :P

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Finally Someone I can agree with

    Although digitalph33rs comedy is also pretty cool....2nd to rooster teeth at least

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX also add bungie and it will be even more beast

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX oh and by the way i don't think you can add them

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX Jon CJG's shows are pretty funny. Watch the 1st season of Arby n the Chief.

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX jon actually has drama and comedy, if you watched arby n the chief, its dramatic sometimes and really funny

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX digitalph33r comedy he made arby n the chief

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX i.e: Arby n' the Chief. :)

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX JonCjg/Digitalph335r comedy/drama/action

    roosterteeth comedy

    darknal.........

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX digitalph33r: drama and comedy (drama overall now that arby n the chief has changed it´s tone from comedy to a more drama action series)

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX take the first letter of each sentence you wrote and you can name a black ops team

  • @Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX sir sir you forgot meacinma posters

  • The weird guys bi?

  • is the weird guy gay?

  • @ZOMBKILLA221 No, he's homosexual you silly goose

  • @Prepare4aWargasm wut wut!? in the butt!!!

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  • @RLambo14 you would remove this comment.

  • lol seinfeld reference XD "soup is not a meal"

  • That gay dude is so fucking hilarious.

  • 62 people are fags

  • @GTRmadness no 62 ppl does not love everyone

  • Eddy kind of sounds like a salarian from Mass Effect.

  • machinima best videos ever!!!

  • Hes a good cop killer

  • everyone calm the hell down alright i found out theres a google ad blocker just install it and quit bitching.............

  • Jon cjg is a geniuss :)

  • i am missing the E.R.E.C.T. :(

  • This is fucking bullshit! I refreshed the page like 20 fucking times and there's always fucking ads!! God, It's fucking annoying.

  • i liked the entire resteraunt scene. ;)

  • Awww...the gay guy's speech was actually so moving. He deserves an Oscar.

  • @DanDood11 He's not gay... He just likes to experiment...

  • @DanDood11 i almost cryed lol i feel so gay

  • @DanDood11

    no a woody the same thing but a oscar sized dick maybe then he'll leave guys alone.

  • Oh noes! A wonderful evening at the olive garden ruined!!!

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  • Awesome

  • " But you also gotta protect the city from weirdos... Like me =)" That was the best bit

  • hahaha, funny great job man

  • YOU R LATE! *suck my balls weirdo!* "OK" *what?* "may we have the menus please" LMAO!!! awesome machinima thumbs up!

  • how did you get that truck at 03:58 ?

  • lol Howard's playing Grif Ball ! :D

  • nah red vs blue cant be replaced even tho this is good

  • the creepy guy at olive garden is actually pretty deep..

  • that remember reach thing is sooooooooooooo weird and creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

  • two best machinima directors DigitalPh33r and Roosterteeth

  • @xXJettAcEXx33 Don't forget Running Gun productions ^^

  • @xXJettAcEXx33 RoosterTeeth is a group of people, while DigitalPh33r is just one guy, so kudos to him. :DD

    Not dogging on Rooster, just saying that it's impressive.

  • @DropDEADprince One guy doing the whole thing himself, yeah kudos. I still think RT is better.

  • @xXJettAcEXx33 And Harabek.

  • @xXJettAcEXx33

    1.Rooster Teeth

    2.DigitalPh33r

  • @xXJettAcEXx33 Roosterteeth is a company.... theres like 4 writers.

  • thumbs up if you think adverts should go to hell

  • Wow at first i was like where the hell are they going with this... pretty good

  • y the fuck do the idiots make the most sence!!

  • "I just love everyone!"

  • This is so funny xD

    Suck my balls wierdo

    ok xD

  • heheh

  • _|_ toma no cu

  • 0:01

  • ending had my heart racing

  • The Peter Jackson of Machinima.

  • holy shit, howard is playing grifball!!!

  • @Chaney1027 i know awesome right

  • F5 to skip ads!!! Thumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

  • @cubanmamasita88 lies!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he's playing grifball

  • Frigging Lag! God damit, I can barley watch this its so bad. Still love this though

  • Ah acts in a machinima series. what does that remind me of?

  • Soup? That is not a meal.

    Am I the only one who got the Seinfeld reference?

  • @ReconnaissanceFilms Nope.I got that to.

  • Great show.

  • lol i love olive gardens too

  • @erin150

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    The bulk of the ppl readin this comment dont have the $ to pay for expensive videogames and gaming consoles. And yes Microsoft is givin away a tons of the new Xbox Kinect as you may have seen on the Kinect fb page. This will take you to the contest page.

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    Apply coupon code KINECT21400 on page 2

  • He has diner at 10a.m??

  • lol hard justice is not even close to redvsblue idiots xD

  • @NoobSnoopy thats right but still as funny and still as gppd as a story this and rvb prove that a funny show can have aa deep story and still be very funny thats what i like about them watch the show form season 1 to 8 if you want to know just started watcging this one

  • ooooh new comercials

  • Thumbs up if you think that Hard Justice is the new Red vs Blue.

  • @quinteiro123 the story is nothing like red vs bluemaybe only one thing it has a deep story but still very funny buts that's it

    and i do like that it does have a deep story but still funny i wish more funny shows were like that

  • @quinteiro123 no redvsblue is better but Digitalph33r has done alot of different good projects

  • @quinteiro123

    nah

  • @quinteiro123 id say that title belongs to Arby n the chief, this is more like a more comedic deus ex machina.

  • @BillyandBarry

    arby n the chief the new red v.s blue ya right 

  • @quinteiro123 Don't you think rvb revelations is the new red vs blue?

  • @quinteiro123, nah not really, the 2 series are completely different of each other, and to say hard justice is the new red vs blue would involve roosterteeth to stop making the series, which it hasn't.

    oh and just so I don't get slaughtered by hate mail, i love both the series, in there own rights and the only things similar about them is that they are comedy style machinima made with the halo franchise, nothing else.

    Respect to the creators of both series.

  • @quinteiro123, It won't officialy be the new RvB until Jon does it as a job, not a hobby. Thumbs up if we need to start paying Jon.

  • @quinteiro123 Noway this show is awesome but it will never be close to RVB

  • @quinteiro123 nah Red vs Blue was a classic and is epic with cool effects and u should watch the whole series of red vs blue and see if your opinion changes.

  • @quinteiro123 Nah, I still think Red Vs Blue is better, but this is my Second fav comdey/serious series, 3rd is One life remaining :3

  • brenard:suck my balls weirdo

    weird guy: ok

    brenard: what?

    ROFLMAO

  • ok, whats your soup today?

    well today we are serving chicken noodle s-

    chicken noodle soup in an olive garden, ROFL

  • That wierdo made a beautiful speech in the Olive Garden...except for the Cop-Killer part...that's when things got serious!

  • you are late

    suck my balls weirdo

    ok

    what

    LOL

  • What FUCKING WEIRDO!

    Waiter: And to drink?

    Bernard: Water pl-

    Wietrdo: A biottle of shampagn please, your finest!

  • Chicken noodle soup at a fancy restaurant like that?

    that doesn't seem quite right...

  • @Jango2811 don't listen to these people pissed at you. I mean really, which idiots read the coments first if they don't want a spoiler?

  • lol awesome video

  • Please Help for chamber rent: 10010430655018 SEB. Thank You So Much.

  • blew the top off the house !! pun intinded

  • u r late

    suck my balls wierdo

    OK

    wait what

  • PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~­~

    lots of spoilers in the comments of this series so wait to look at the comments.

    ~Spoiler~

    does anyone else suspect the gay guy to be the killer or is it just me?

  • @KingKoopa4114 i suspect him.... but obviously thats what digital ph33r wants us to think... it may be someone totally unexpected like maybe it could be howard... u get my point

  • press f5 to skip ads

  • "your late"

    "suck my balls weirdo"

    "ok"

    "wat"

    haha :)

  • ok, uhh, someone shoot the gay guy.