The Fast Show - Jesse's Diets 1

[wrenchyification]

Legend

[godsgreatbananaskin]

The week I ave been mostly eating cabbage, beans and sprouts. Classic

[Reverus]

my favourite was "This week, I ain't been 'ungry"

[spliefer]

This season, I'll be mostly wearing... ISSEY! MIYAKI!

[jonnybbad453]

this week . . . i have mostly followed through !!!!!

[macshane]

Can anyone post a link to the "this week i are been mostly eating twat" episode? Cant seem to find it on here =(

[smiffy1071]

this week, I have been mostly eating PROZAK!

[mrteemumilto]

He doesn't know what it means when he say these things

[paulshaw27]

this week i av been mostly wearing ISSEY MIYAKE

[hkfan1980]

where's the one of that guy who cums alot? I rmemeber he'll be at the library climbing up a ladder to get a book and he'll saying "excuse i just cummed" or "im sorry i just cummed" Charlie Higson played him

[jay1743]

This week i ave been mostly taking the piss out yanks and europeans with no sense of humour

[maahiska]

It is not a shed.

[jay1743]

Clever bugger,is actually a toilet!

[Sam5726]

''This week, I 'ave follow'd through!''

[stripeyhole]

I got it. I laughed. I'm American.

[67crow76]

Why is this funny? It's basically a guy coming out of a shed, telling us what he's mostly been eating and then goes back in! Written down, it's not remotely funny, but when it's on the Fast Show it makes me laugh every time! What the hell's going on here?

[bowyer56]

its the wonders of comic timing my friend.

[silakkas]

are you from usa? just wondering .. nice comment bowyer56. Nail it!

[67crow76]

Uh no, I'm from the UK. If I were from America, chances are I probably wouldn't have laughed at it.

This week, I ar bin mostly bulimic....

[blocparty4eva1]

Get a life or at least a sense of humor, I bet you are the sort of person who reads the finacial times 'for a laugh'.

[67crow76]

What the hell are you talking about? First of all I wrote that comment months ago. Second I explicitly stated that I find this funny. I merely marveling at the fact that whilst this probably wouldn't funny written down or said my anyone else, it makes me laugh every time I see it on the Fast Show. Me, need to get a sense of humour? I think you need to learn to read.

And just "for a laugh", it's spelt "Financial". Later.

[rickbxx]

This week I 'ar bin mostly eatin' PROZAC! Hilarious!

[treevillan]

Yeah I was gonna say the prozac one is probably the best.

[akiugn]

Me and my friends wrote a sketch show for college 2 or 3 years ago. We based a lot of our humour on this show. And this sketch inspired our most popular character. ^^

[ItsJustAPhazeLh]

This week i ave' been mostly eating....bourbon biscuits...Thats the best one :-)

[Zillah91]

I love these. My favourite is still:

"This week... I aren't been 'ungry."

[josssmith]

best are rasberry pop tarts and acorns

[bananatwinz]

no no best one is... this week i av been mostly eatin prozac, i was cresed watchin dat one!!!

[mrlowdangle]

"this week,I ar be mostly eatin PARSNIPS"

I used to see Mark Williams every other day,never had the guts to shout it out though

[bigmark1976]

best one he comes out with both hands wrapped up

"This week i have been mostly holding on for far too long....."

[spliefer]

my fave:

this week, i 'ave been mostly eatin' chipolaters.

[JWMana]

Thanks for this. Jesse cracks me up every time I see him.

[under876]

this is great this week i ave beem mostly eating .... farm rolls with some butter or 2 or a corn on the cob

[lukemonty]

This week, I arent bin 'ungry

[F50Kid]

This week I are been mostly eating...twat! (It's on the live one)

[madmarco245]

This week, I have been mostly eating custard creams...

[TruckerGarth]

This week i have been mostly eating bourbon biscuits!!

[03090221]

this week il be mostly eatin pop tarts

[johnthefarmer]

This week i av been mostly wearing Armani.

[88Jack88]

My favourite is 'This week, I have mostly been dipping my knob in blancmange.'

[ptekptek]

LOL!

[drunkmunkee123456789]

@88Jack88 can someone upload this to youtube, i cant find it :(

[Spiderman1976]

You're right, taramousalta was the best.. That and turnips

[MadcapMan]

This week, I are been mostly eating taramousalata.

[evolnz]

this week i are nipple clamps

[evolnz]

this week i are been mostly wearing, nipple clamps

(sorry messed the first 1 up

[madrobmegee]

aye

but the best one of these has to be

This week i have been mostley eating acorns

can any one post it up and tell me please

[ptekptek]

ok, i'll post it if have it. I have the complete season 2 :)

[manygate10]

@madrobmegee I liked the one in which he said "This week I shall be mostly having diarrhoea"

[gypsyrocker]

legendary show