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  • sadly the only good thing about this game was the intro :(

    and of course Duke haha

  • Duke Nukem. Putting the red in Red White And Blue.

  • HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

  • Schoolastic

    and Soup to Nuts

    Presents

    Wordgirl

    The Rise of miss power

  • @IAmTurok100 in the rise of miss power there's gonna be a pretty princess episode.

  • @IAmTurok100 it will have a pretty princess episode during the rise of miss power. I wish you can do may I have a word scowl or pissed.

  • The nostalgic fellings of this intro is worth the entire game...

  • LOL 1:20 "Imma rip your head off, and shit down your neck"

  • This is intro, or fan made ?

  • @SasQuaCzPL This is the intro/opening of the game. This is not fan made :)

  • @supermanhengo I was only joking :| I mean this intro suck. It look like fan made.

  • @SasQuaCzPL O KURWA POLAK! :D

  • @BenioxoXox NO POLAK I NAWET MÓWI PO POLSKU I GRA W MINECRAFTA !

  • @SasQuaCzPL Uoooouuu do tego ma PL na koncu imienia :D

  • @BenioxoXox No baaaa

  • @SasQuaCzPL to co, Polska przejmuje Youtube'a? :D

  • @BenioxoXox Niedługo ACTA przejmie YouTube. Wynajmnijmy snajpera i zapierdolmy tuska. tusk celowo jest z małej litery :I

  • @SasQuaCzPL ACTA nie przejmie Youtube. SOPA to zrobi. Już nawet zrobiła. Tak jak WMG, UMG, SME itp. :(

  • @SasQuaCzPL aha sorry, I didn´t know you just only joking. Well, I like the intro, but think it could be better :)

  • the intro is the best part of the game

  • @ihavenousernamelol2 I honestly agree with you.

  • Haha, someone should make a 10 hr video of the first 22 seconds :D

  • Me in 1999 watching Duke Nukem Forever Trailer via Quicktime Movie file on AOL 4.0:

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST GAME EVVVVVAAAARRRR!

  • titties guns and aliens!!

  • Hail To the king baby!!

  • Duke nukem has got to be the most sexiest hottest game character. If he was real i would damn sure bagged that. lol

  • I thought this game had some very innovative features, such as Dukes body being perfectly rendered from his eyesight, the way he can interact with the environment such as ripping aliens horns out etc, the graphics were extremely good imo, personally I think the truck part looked spectacular.

    Such an unfair shelling this got all because of it's cult status, no game is worth the wait this game took, but that aside, it's still a good game and deserves at least a 6 to 7 out of 10.

  • @EnglanderUK in my opinion this is the best duke nukem game yet however if it weren't for duke it would be a terrible clunky shooter but we also need to remember that is what all duke nukem games are but we love them for duke and most people hating this game are probably just jumping on the bandwagon

  • @chuggajonsun No, not really. I love Duke but this game was a steaming pile of shit - people weren't 'hating' on it because of the bandwagon, it's because most people can tell a good game from a bad one.

  • No offence to the fan community of Duke Nukem series but it looks like a perfect game for rednecks...

  • press 4 for teh girl jigle her tits for like 0.5 sec

  • anyone know the name of that song in the beginning ?

  • Great game until The Hive mission. That one mission was the single worst pile of poop I've ever played.

  • @TheGrasshugger I agree. Not only was it a pain to navigate and fight all those Octabrains, but it was misogynistic on so many levels. And not in a good way.

  • @TheGrasshugger you know that level was incredibly short you know? and theres like 50% of the game after it

  • this intro was the best part of the game, apart from the shotgun

  • I don't care what anyone says, I love DNF. It wasn't graphically the best but who gives a shit, the game was all about having fun and that it bloody was. I laughed so hard throughout the game.

    Long live the Duke! And here's to more games, though I hope we don't have to wait 12 years again. ;D

  • @BrunettePride88 Occasionally, the reviews of some games aren't entirely fair IMO. This got a lot of criticism it didn't need. I also enjoyed playing this game a great deal.

  • Duke Nukem was made to be the same all you pussies, Duke don't need fancy graphics, or "OMFG WHERE'D MY FACE GO?!" weapons, he just needs his RPG, Shotgun and a load of beer.

  • You know, despite the fact that I was disappointed (massively) by DNF, just seeing the dice throw and the crisp, guitar kick into the classic Duke theme, made it worth the 60 bucks I spent for the game.

  • what turkey? scene when? Thats my fav wiskey, but then again real nukem fans are over 21 1996 did not cut it!!!

  • the online for this is shit

  • 21 people didnt pick up the crap in toilets and threw it after the aliens..

  • @Kingandhorse didn´t know you could do that. just started to play this awesome game

  • YO CHECK OUT "tryhardninja's" version of this with song included :D

  • 21 people are Doom Space Marines :)

  • @BenioxoXox I like DooM and Duke Nukem...

  • @87Zilla02SnoPro it was inside joke...

  • @BenioxoXox I got it, I just wanted to point out that there are some who like both.

  • @BenioxoXox no, not DooM Space Mariens, DOOMED Space Marines XD(if you remember what Duke said)

  • @GeneralSturnn Yeah I know he said so, but I think Doom Space Marines sounds better in this case ;P

  • @BenioxoXox AY dont diss Doom! Doom was just as good as game as Duke Nukem 3D

  • @BenioxoXox fuckin' marines...

  • 21 people use power-armors XD

  • 10/10 for real fans of Duke Nukem :)

  • @acadeacumenta so if i don't like this shit game i'm not a real fan?

  • ye,if u don't like it or consider it shitty ofcourse you aren't a fan lol

  • @acadeacumenta i grew up on duke nukem 3d, i still replay it from time to time...was it so hard to make an old school FPS?? anyway if youre a true fan you would understand

  • @Vladutz2000 i find both Duke Nukem 3D and DNF very cool XD and i think DNF has some old-school components,like the platforming parts of the game

  • @acadeacumenta the platforming was horible, lucky we got serious sam 3

  • @Vladutz2000 its really sad when a parody is better than the source material

  • @Vladutz2000 i like DNF and i am Duke's fan.i have my opinion and u have yours.

  • @acadeacumenta that doesnt mean you have to enjoy everything that has the name duke nukem sllaped on it bro

  • @Vladutz2000 i like DNF.in fact DNF made me a Duke Nukem fan and made me play duke nukem 3D .DNF is just sooo different (in its good meaning) to other FPS's :P

  • It's official, this is the most badass intro EVER.

    Also I just wanna say...America!!! FUCK YEAH!

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  • this intro is sex.

  • ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

  • I didnt have the pleasure of playing any original duke games so I cant really make the comparrisson

    But from what I can see and hear it's a great game but not as good as the other duke games

  • @Alzerak Yeah when Duke Nukem 3D came out it did what no other game had done at the time so was considered revolutionary; no one had ever experienced anything like it :) By the time Duke Nukem Forever came out the shooting game market had intensified so much since 3D and as a result it would be under appreciated in comparsion to 3D as well as a heavy delay. But yes it's still a good game :)

  • @Damocles178 What about the other Duke Nukem games that came after DN3D? I thought they were pretty good, particularly Zero Hour.

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  • i thumps up for the duke

  • you think Dolph Lundgren whould make a good Duke Nukem?

  • just wait for the next game

  • ALL RIGHT I KNOW YOUVE WAITED ALONG TIME FOR THIS BUT NOW THE WAIT IS OVER AND WE GOT 3 THINGS 3 SIMPLE THINGS THAT ARE GONNA MAKE THE WAIT WORTH IT ALRIGHT WE GOT TITTIES AND GUNS TITTIES GUNS AND ALIENS. WE GOT A BLONDE HAIRED BAMF FLIPPIN THE BIRD KILLIN E.T AND SAVEN THE WORLD HE ALWAYS WEAR HIS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT WHY BECAUSE HE'S BADASS THATS WHY. HE'S GONNA KILL ALL OF THE ALIENS AND RIP OF THERE HEADS HE'S GONNA THEN QUITE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY CROUCH DOWN AND SHIT DOWN NECKS.

  • @crazyalucard666 well I like both heak i even like the doom guy but at least they are a lot better than call of crap

  • @crazyalucard666 well did forever get good reviews? Didn't think so but they are both better than call of carp

  • @SeriousHedgeHogCo Fuck the reviews, just seeing the dice go flying in slow-mo and hearing duke go "I'm back, baby" made it worth the 60 bucks.

  • RON PAUL / DUKE NUKEM 2012 !!!

    TRUTHFULTHINKING . COM !!!

    YOU'VE DISCOVERED A SECRET PLACE !!!

  • Я ничего не понимаю на вашем чёртовом языке. просто скажите, как называется песня.

  • 18 people don't have BALLS OF STEEL

  • Considering three bosses from Duke Nukem 3D appeared in this intro; I'm surprised the Queen was absent; hell this intro is full of references to The Birth (4th Episode); such as 1:25 (Babe Land) and 1:40 (Area 51). A good intro all the same :)

  • Sorry duke sam is taking your place

  • @SeriousHedgeHogCo There can only be one king!

  • @SeriousHedgeHogCo

    No way!!! Duke always be the king!!!... sam just fuck!!

  • 18 people can't even chew bubble gum, and got it blow'd out their asses.

  • This is a Mans, MANS game 

  • COME GET SOME!!

  • this game is awsome

  • Maybe the best part of the game.

  • I love it when the alien pops up behind the door and duke uppercuts him XD

  • i could watch this intro forever

  • Ese tema es de Megadeth?

  • Just watching this makes me feel a little more badass. Such is the awesome power of the Duke.

  • whats that song that plays as he roles the dice?

  • @34greenpeace

    That would be the Duke Nukem theme song, "Grabbag."

  • I love how on the ESRB rating there is just about every warning there could be on a game... xD

  • 18 people are pussies

  • @tigrillofaster I bet they wear power armor

  • everytime i play DNF, i always watch the opening intro its just too awsome to skip:) when i 1st got it, i clapped on the 1st part where it shows the 1st level opening from duke nukem 3d, spaceship crashing, duke on the roof clap,clap,clap,clap! duke nukem is back baby!

  • still gets me crunk every time i watch it!

  • u h=got to love the graphics..the music.. and the ALIENS!

  • love when he removes the head of the alien and use him as a toilet. Epic pownage.

  • Damn. I love this Opening!

  • hey what is the name of the song?

  • the opening is similliar to the opening to halo combat evolve

  • TRUTHFULTHINKING . COM

    GO THERE TO SEE WHY DUKE GOT BAD REVIEWS.

  • EGO boosted since the Grabbag start to play.

  • Not the greatest game ever, not even close to being as good as 3D was, but still I liked it.

    It gets a 7.5 out of 10 from me, fuck the haters. They can fuck off.

  • @snake2006 so should i buy it??

  • @CorreaLang for 20 $ its worth it.

  • @snake2006 You are so right forever was good and I liked it,but so many people bich about it.

  • @Mr234Wtf

    It wasn't perfect but it still was a good game. I have played far worse games than Duke Forever. Far worse.

    Dakitana

  • @snake2006 hahaha that game sucked :)

  • @snake2006 totally agree with you man :)

  • @snake2006 Sorry but I'll give it a 5/10 or maybe a 6.

  • @TheRetroZombie

    After playing further into the game I have to agree.

    It's really fucking annoying me now. I just want the game over with and done forever.

  • @snake2006 I quit at this highway part where you have to fight the same guy with the giant chaingun again... yeah recycling bosses are we? With its shitty health system I gave up, uninstalled the game, and watched the walkthrough ending. Also after hearing how bad the game was I torrented it.

  • @TheRetroZombie

    I got further than that. I am at the part after that point where you have to do a value puzzle and Duke goes "I hate Value puzzles".

    I am just annoyed with the game, but I intend to finish it just for the 100% trophies (ps3 version).

    Which means I have to go through the game 1 more time on insane difficulty to get the last trophy. After that, Duke can suck it down.

  • @snake2006 It's time to kick ass and solve mechanical task puzzles! And I'm all out of ass! *balances barrels in a Half Life 2 physics puzzle rip off*

  • @snake2006

    10 is the minimun number for the duke, he's gonna kick you're ass -.-

  • @snake2006 hurrr durrr but teh graphics aren't good and no ir0n sights or killstreaksssss herp derp

  • @imnotharrypotter14 lol apparently he changed his mind, so I think you might be on the right track there :P

  • @snake2006 fuck yea! :D

  • For Duke's big return, I was hoping for something less shitty. Still, at least they finally got it out. I hope the next one (if there is one) is better.

  • He is the man!

  • The King is back, baby. After 12 fucking years they made it, mad props to 3drealms crew.

  • @xPezXx You mean gearbox?

  • Around 1:06 Duke enters space, a little after that he kills a pig cop, and then he kills the boss of the 2nd chapter, but there were no pig cops in the second chapter. I love the game, but i just noticed that :)

  • he only good thing about these game sadly is the intro.

  • That had to be the best opening ive ever seen in a video game :)

  • watch tryhardninja's parody

  • Hell that game kicks ass!

    "yeah, but after 12 ****in' years, it should be."

    THE DUKE LIVES xD mad respect to 3D Realms 'nd put your thumb up.

  • This intro wrote a check the game couldn't cash.

    'Nuff Said.

  • press 4 to have boobs in ur face

  • @paintballzdudex yeah the combat system part of the game did other than that the story was great overall lets also not forget that this is a first person shooter that lets you interact with all kinds of stuff like the microwave door keypads and computers etc not only that try finding a game that lets you drive as many vehicles as this game let you drive.

  • yeah I remember games like duke nuke em I only played total meltdown though I hope they put all of his PS ONE games up for download in the PSN and the microsoft store.

    unfornately in this games case there most likely won't be another duke nuke em people have been ass'es about this game gave it a 3 and said the developers did a crappy job with the combat system to me the system was ok but when it came to the boss fight some of them were a real pain in the ass to me but its a great game overall.

  • This Intro reminds me of a bond intro. Even the song sounds similar to a bond theme song.

  • I have the game, love it. But I really want the song they use during this intro...anyone know where I could get it? Besides the internet.

  • @joemerchant its the Duke nukem theme, also known as Grabbag

  • @joemerchant just download it from youtube, easy ;) (use Mozilla FireFox with DownloadHelper extension and you're set).

    If you need to convert it to MP3 use something like 'FLV to AVI MPEG WMV 3GP MP4 iPod Converter'

  • I rented it, watched this incredible intro, and things only got more incredible from there, I don't get why so many people hate this game at all.

  • Really cool game, I have got the BALLS OF STEEL EDITION. My opinion is 80/100 points.

    Old duke nukem fans will understand me ;)

    Forget the critics just play it, if you love mature humour, cool action, erotic and gore.

    FORGET THE REST.......DUKE IS THE BEST!!!!!!

    HAIL TO THE KING BABY !!!!!!

  • @Kathabasis You've said it! ALL HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

  • What a shame that those twin girls died of giving birth :(

  • @NgJackal1990 Thanks for the spoiler >_<

  • btw you all cod gen kids one more thing. i heard that someone were bitching about how duke cant hold two pistols and has no iron sighst..well he is so FUCKING awesome that he can shoot from hip and he does not need more than one pistol...ou jea if it bleeds,i can kill it:)

  • Power armor is for pussies!

  • 1:35!!!! ! NUKE

  • this getting me hyped up. where's is the REAL duke nukem forever. Give me a release date

  • Are those girls twin? 

  • @NgJackal1990

    Yes

  • @NgJackal1990 no, they just look exactly the same:) or maybe there really is only one girl with mirror...dunno

  • Now that is bad-ass! 1:16

  • Sorry to disagree with you fans of Chuk, but nothing can beat the True King of The World!

  • Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem walked into a bar. The bar exploded because it couldn't handle awesomeness of that magnitude.

  • 1:23 lol

  • me encanta inmejorable

  • 16 people don't have balls of steel

  • 2 bad this wasnt like the old game, made me sad because the intro made me all hyped up then the game sucked -.-'

  • @RizonReason well it didnt suck

    It was just ok

    I think we all felt let down

    But hey 14 years didnt stop him you think a mediocre game will?

    Duke Nukem 5 baby

    I bet on Duke coming back and boy did he deliver

  • I just saw 4~5 years of my life passing in 118 seconds. Good Ol' times...

  • This game has AWESOME music :)

  • The beginning of the song reminds me the quantum of solance theme

  • I love it!! The game of my childhood resumed in 2 min!!!!

  • Duke nukem and chuck norris went into a fight, whoever won had to fight aliens and own las vegas, whoever lost had to live the rest of there life in texas.

  • @theprinceofdarkness4

    duke nukem didn't fight chuck norris, duke nukem kicked his ass

  • @theprinceofdarkness4 Chuck lost, I presume? Duke is a god-killer.

  • Chuck Norris or Duke Nukem?

  • @Pou28795 DUKE NUKEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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