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  • HUUUGE DYKE

  • Nicely done... a lot of people who saw this are dumb.

  • why so many dislikes? this video was quite nice. the internet is truly filled with retards.

  • Colbert released footage for a video contest to edit together funny clips, calm down you idiots it's funny

  • i knew when i clicked this it would be a parody

    but a bunch of idiots who probably ACTUALLY thought that Stephen would do this didn't

    more people are dumb every day it seems :\

  • as a huge colbert fan this is hilarious

  • TAKE ANYONE BUT STEVEN

  • New Virgin? or Version?

  • Man, I don't know about you guys, but I found this pretty damn funny.

  • fucking hysterical

  • "the holocaust never happened"

    That's the same claim we've heard from every man we've ever confronted.

    ^^^^^ that got me

  • GOD BLESS YOU LITTLE FRIEND.YOU HAVE SOME REAL PROBLEMS.LOL

  • STEVEN COLBERT!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Is it just me or did this "Funny" up load turn into a bunch of 35 year olds fighting over politics..?

  • @davidgsr2k You're describing every YouTube video ever.

  • hah, I just noticed that in the description it says "new virgin here:" lol

  • So, conservatives are neanderthals while liberals represent perhaps Athens, and orgtanizition of thought.

    Conservatives looks at life as black and white,

    Lib's add the gray.

    Reminds me of Federal mandatory drug sentencing. Another thing that the right-wing religious conservative nut jobs FORGET about states' rights.

    But being illogical is nothing new for you.

  • @3soccerstars Ha, neanderthals? Conservatism is about responsibility and discipline while liberalism is about fighting for your right to do what feels good, no matter what it is. A child would be inconvenient for me. I'm gonna kill it. I wanna get high. It should be legal. This is the neanderthal mindset. The grey is introduced to justify it morally, in the slight chance a few liberals may actually care about morals. Most of it is pandering for votes through gender, race and class warfare.

  • Well, it's official, convicted or closeted pedophiles are also holocaust deniers.

  • Funny!

  • What the hell

  • Poor Stephen,,, Shame on you THE SMOKING NUG...

  • 1,872 people are HUGE dykes.

  • Conservative humor= no humor

  • @3soccerstars Liberal logic= no logic

  • @ThunderBullitt

    Like the logic of cutting education and medicare while wasting billions on wars for oil?

    Like the logic of supporting "some" countries' revolutionaries while ignoring others?

    Like the War on Drugs?  Like outsourcing jobs?

    Conservatives know no logic other than how to empower the wealthy at the expense of the country- all while being selfish pricks in the meantime.

  • @3soccerstars Haha the old ignorant "the wealthy are evil" argument. People shouldn't be punished for being successful. Just like anyone else, they should have to follow the rules. If I make more than another and we go have a drink, for some reason, you think I should pay more for my drinks. Common lib class pandering for votes. Wars for oil..yada yada. These are armchair activist allegations. Medicare? I don't want to foot the bill for crackheads and people who abuse themselves.

  • @GoreSmasher I bet you don't even detect the irony of your own words.

  • @netiaz I sure don't. Perhaps calling it ironic is just an empty attempt to insult. If it wasn't, why not go ahead and state an argument?

  • @3soccerstars Conservative logic is that everyone should be responsible for their lives. They should not depend on the government. They should have the chance to succeed or fail. The left panders to class, race, anything they can to get votes. Fight for the lives on death row inmates, but for the choice to kill infants. That's liberal logic. Claim you fight for equality, but devise a program that gives jobs based on skin color. That's liberal logic.

    Pandering, control. You take it hook in mouth

  • @GoreSmasher If everyones responsible for their own lives, why do we have vice laws. Isn't the whole point of conservatism that people don't know whats best for them, and thats why we need the government to tell us what we can and can't do with our own bodies.

    As to your death row inmate example. Your saying its okay for the state to kill citizens, but not okay for citizens to make responsible decisions.

    I don't like Conservatism or Liberalism, think they are both failed ideologies.

  • @GhostInTheShell29 Vice laws? Things like narcotics and prostitution are detrimental to a functional society.

    As far as a death row inmate, if you've been found guilty of murder, you cease to be a citizen.

  • @ThunderBullitt They've been a part of every society since the beginning of society... Where its legal you can regulate it. Legalized prostituition means no more workers working with STD's. A large drop in the violence in the industry, and preventing underage girls from getting involved. With drugs, by legalizing you can regulate, and help addicts get better, and provide safer drugs. To much vice is still bad for the society, but its not as bad if its regulated.

  • @ThunderBullitt You retain your citizenship even if you are found guilty of murder.... Even if your put on death row you still retain your constitutional rights. Only crime I know of that costs you your citizenship is high treason. Or if your an immigrant on a temporary status, then small crimes as well could cost your chance to become one, and lose your status.

  • Not funny

  • OH MY GOD STEPHEN COLBERT WAS BUSTED ON A SHOW by a bear.

    Fucking figures. God damn bears.

  • Colbert has an excellent sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously. I guarantee if he ever saw this he'd laugh and give it a thumbs up.

  • @Yrhp8268 Internet libs can't take it when the joke's on one of their own.

  • @Yrhp8268

    IF it were funny, he would.

  • fucking lame. anything Stephen Colbert does is way funnier than this video

  • Stephen Colbert dislikes this 1843 time.

  • i'm chris haaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen

  • Somebody needs to send this to Colbert, he would so make an actually funny skit out this.

  • Fail

  • I really liked that guy...

  • @PWgrizwald lol you realize this isnt real and its edited together haha

  • @gsnax22 you realize I have a sense of humor. ha!

  • I want you to whip me and call me a liberal

    lol

  • amazing edit

  • This is giving me an acid flashback

  • meh

  • It does make sence that pedophiles would also be Holocost Deniers.

    It's really tragic if anybody thinks this vid is what it claims to be.

  • colbert would stand his ground if he was a pedofile

  • I guess the majority of the people who gave this a thumbs down must have actually thought that Stephen Colbert is an actual pedophile and was actually caught on To Catch a Predator.

    ...nice

  • @Balian49 Or because it was horridly edited together, not to mention the complete lack of funny. The author must have said "hey, lemme take a funny concept, write one good joke, then totally phone in the rest. Oh, oh, then I can use my shitty and unprofessional Final Cut skills to try and further remove the funny." Maaan, dumb americans never get it. They thinks its real, what dummies maaaaan. Shut your face, stupid.

  • This is a joke people. Du calme.

    My favorite line is ". . . and [the man] does not want to reveal what he does for a living on national T.V."

  • i thought is was funny

  • The holocaust never happened!

    That's the same claim we've heard from almost every man we've confronted.

  • hahahahahaha!!!

  • ahahahaha nice work 

  • Don't know whether to love it(because it's funny) or hate hate (because it's Stephen Colbert).

  • Some of the dummed down Americans will think this is real. lol

  • Must be uncomfortable sitting in that backless chair.

  • Lol, this is great.

  • I always thought Colbert might be a pedy. Probably his buddy Stewart is too : )

  • this video is bull

  • @psomm1234 exactly what i was thinkin

  • "The Holocaust never happened."

    That's the same claim we've heard from almost every man we've ever confronted. LOLOLOL

  • "all i have to say is, the holocaust never happened."

    that's the same claim we've heard from almost every man we've ever confronted.

  • Thank god you didn't work on Forrest Gump!

  • "Of course, I consider it my duty!"

    It is Mr. Colbert's duty to show his blank to her and to get some blank blank with her blank while she blank like crazy as he continues to blank blank her all the way.

    I cannot say what that is because it's not appropriate for Youtube.

  • THIS LOOKS SHOPPED

  • haahhahah, BRILLIANT! wow 600k views.

  • good edit lol, but not that good.

  • "The holocaust never happened"

  • "Once we are naked..." Yeah, that line sounds completely like something Stephen Colbert would say. Pretty funny stuff - the main problem is the quality of the audio, though.

  • "Maybe I will bring my sin stephen jr. with me and he can join in too..."

    Isn't Stephen Jr. a bald Eagle?

  • this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. colbert is a saint.

  • I am just glad that you wasted your time making this video on your illegally downloaded copy of ae.

  • nice work man

  • really? well FUCK YOU!

  • why waste your time making this shit??

  • who ever made this video must of had alot of time on their hand

  • steven colbert is great ur bastard

  • horrid editing

  • bad editing. and simply not funny.

  • Stephen Colbert talks about the secretive Bilderberg group on the air! watch?v=WyhCtbAuHbk

  • wtf, steven colbertactualy talks about watsgoin on in the world,same withjonj stewart, an they do it in the bestway, they mmake itfuny in one way or another

  • wow im not even going to waste my time commenting...shit

  • The Colbert Report is one of my favorite shows, but this is kind of funny. He would probably find it funny.

  • This uncreative drivel shouldn't surprise anyone... it's roughly on par with the rest of the sad crap the right wing-nuts come up with.

  • This is fucking stupid.

  • waste. of. time.

  • Not funny..!

    and the colbert jr. thing was not my taste..

  • this shits weak. Not funny. Geoffrey Leonard.

  • lol this is so poorly put together

  • This was dumb

  • that sums it up. there is no end to how badly done that was and I'm kinda drunk, so things are pretty funny, but this low res version is the opposite of funny it's unfunny it was a waste of my 3 ninutes of life. I WANT THAT 3 MINUTES BACK DAMN IT!!

  • lol hes parodying bill oreilly, both him and oreilly are funny in there own way

  • @TheHipHopSpot Bill O'Reily doesn't have a soul. He is a pig headed red neck in a monkey suit. Oh yeah and he actually publicly boycotted France... what an idiot.

  • You wasted your time with.

  • new version, not virgin. bit confusing.

  • Kinda hurts to watch but ALMOST really funny. Had a few good chuckles but I wanted it to be better.

  • the editing was impressive. but i thought it was funny.

  • this is ridiculous and unfunny, but the editing is pretty impressive.

  • best part: once we are naked i want you to whip me and call me a liberal.

    hilarious!

  • @brooklynbuglet well i'm glad they got the best part out of the way soon, so we didnt have to sit through crap for one good joke

  • You're retarded SmokingNug.

  • hilarious

  • @littlelogic92 you dumbshit its a joke

  • I LOVE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • why don't you take a seat, right over there. take a seat.

  • WOW this is rated so low. Its very clever and well done!

  • that was...whatever the fuck it was

  • Great masking

  • Omg! IMLMAO !funniest crap I've ever watched. Go Steven,you're a comic genius!

  • Hahahaha, i don't know why this is rated so low, i thought it was hilarious?

  • Creative...

  • it was nice try...even if its not that funny

  • that's fucking retarted why would you do that

  • Compared to the real TCAP, this is as funny as watching grass grow.

  • this was not funny but what was funny is your spelling. ruff cut - new virgin here: hahahaha

  • disappointing.

    "I want you to whip me and call me a liberal." was a great line though.

  • why you guys don think this is funny

  • "whip me and call me a liberal" man i thought i was the only one.

  • the fact that people think this is real... should show you sane people how horrible we are getting as a species

  • You do realize that this was a completely fake video right?

  • I sure hope you aren't serious. Y'know this shit is fake right?

  • you know that hes a libereal right?

  • Dumbass. I would tell you how stupid you are, but I get the feeling you are a troll.

  • good at least someone gets it. stupid pieces of shit! these responses were hilarious tho. way to point out the obvious. yeah i thought it was real because the special effects they used to make it were fantastic! lmao

  • OMFG, that was AWESOME!!!! I love it!

  • hahaha I thought it was great

  • LOL

  • It's disturbing you took the time to put together something so far fetched and disturbing itself. Typical.

  • what is the music at the end of this?

  • LOL

  • good job dude

  • good work, if you're thirteen and made this.

  • Some hard work went into that one. ****

  • XDD I don't know what is the meaning of the video to be a republican funny reply to Stephen Colbert but to me it seems to be Democratic fanvideo of Stephen XDDDDD. Well republicans allways just fail when they try to be funny they turn the tables.. for example "The one" -add XDD

  • To be fair Stephen did say all those things so that people could cut videos like this together. And "The holocaust never happened" "Thats what we've heard from every man we've ever encountered" lol.

  • is there any rating less than 1star?

  • good job on the vid

  • this is retarded. So who made this Fox news?

  • @2reller no you dumb shit

  • In the beginning I thought it was real

  • ah cmon why only 2,5 star? this is funny video

  • This video is underrated.

  • if you want to jihad then jihad its your right as an american!

  • Stephen Colbert is amazingly funny, he makes fun of people/ spoofs all the time, I don't think he would mind if he saw this or any other parodies of him.

  • "I want you to whip me and call me a liberal."

  • Jesus, that's terrible.

  • Thats gay you could tell it was obviously edited

  • lol that chris dosnt realise he is actually fuckin hipoercrict ye i saw him at wacky warehouse

  • what's a hipoercrict and when did they discover it?

  • Its a dinosaur/man hybrid obv.

  • I'm sorry, but this is just wrong. I adore Stephen Colbert and I don't think it's right to go down the paedophile route, even in jest. I know he's totally game for a laugh, but I think you've missed the point of his challenge on this one. My Stephen is a prince amongst gentleman.

  • haha! Hilarious!

  • LMBO

  • Okay....does that mean "Laugh My Balls Off"?

    XD

  • People who are defending Colbert on this must not really watch his show... He featured this on his show I believe.

    There was a contest to make a video using some lines Colbert provided.

  • you know maybe fox news is right peopLe cant tell the difference between reality and jokes THIS IS HUMOR PLEASE PEOPLE ARE FUTURE DEPENDs ON YOU YOUNG MORON S GETS SOME COMMON SENCE SOON OR WERE DEAD .GEEZZ YOU HAVE TO WIPE MY AZZ WHEN IM OLD HELP!!!!!!!!!!! why did bush get relected read these posts thats why

  • 'You young morons"

    You're calling us morons when your grammatical skills are weak at best... mmm...

    you must've graduated top of your class. ♥

  • Well you quoted her with an apostrophe at first and a quotation mark later. And don't criticize people, criticize the way you end your posts with a "<3". What is that, like a cheerleader thing? or like the African-American HmmHmmmmmmm with the head shake? Get bent, annoying person.

  • No you.

  • That's really not funny. This probably took you like 5 hours to make and edit just for some shock laughs.

  • spent a bit too much time on this.weirdly unpleasant.

  • lol

  • lol

  • Nice work.

  • i <3 colbert report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!