The Suggestive Vegetable

[stephen91855]

personally i prefer meat and plenty of .viel if possible i like to know my food has suffered

[Evangelander]

Veggies do have a lot of redeeming values, now, don't they. Great series, Elise.

[thomasdoran19951995]

o my god she every ware on utube :( anyway she must be mad! she needs help

[Eliseharris]

Hardly everywhere. And you didn't have to keep watching!

[rickbeecfc]

Possibly my favourite in this august and authoratitive series. This holds the finest 12 seconds (1:08 - 1:20) of ANY film made by ANY director, ANYwhere, at ANY time in the history of motion pictures. You may say I exaggerate; I may say your toes are riddled with fungus. Watch and learn . .

[blackturtleshow]

These vegetable videos are extremely amusing!!!

[Eliseharris]

Glad you're enjoying them.

[rozennightshade]

My friend says it looks like a grandma vagina. lol

[MessiahComing]

ok the full song was

ring around the rosery (funerals that were contageous)

a pocket full of poseys (cover the smell)

ashes ashes (burn the bodies)

we all fall down! (dead from plague)

[MagiMysteryTour]

No wonder I found nursery rhymes depressing as a child

[HMCSjudas]

it was acctualy ashes ashes we all fall down... not a tissue...

[Eliseharris]

Not in Britain.

[MessiahComing]

yes in britain because thats were it came from. you see it came from the plague so when people died they would go to a rosery. and when they died they would have a pocket full of poseys because they would smell up the joint and poseys would cover the smell. since the plague ran rampant you couldnt leave bodies out so they had to burn the bodies making ashes but it was changed in modern times to soften it up for children to a tissue rather than ashes.

[Croopskate]

@HMCSjudas

it's actually actually, not acctualy...

[USSExeter]

I'll try one of those. Nice video

[Haeinscute]

lol interesting video, it does look like an apple. What does it taste like?

[Eliseharris]

Sort of apple-y mixed with melon. Crunchier than either - more vegetable-textured.

[UndesirableUK]

I think she needs a lesson in facial expressions and how to avoid taking on the appearance of a pseudo-masochist before furthering her acting career.

[Eliseharris]

Yes indeed. I must have the stillest, most unexpressive face in the history of humanity.

[MagiMysteryTour]

And one of the top female British poker players

[UndesirableUK]

I don't know about you two, but I was talking about the vegetable.

[freaza39]

lol this woman knows her vegetables

[rabidxllamas]

This is so funny, well done :D

[Aphanes]

This is a fake. I had a chou chou as a young chould and it looked nothing like this. Where's the smoke, the rails, the guard's whistle? Please stop confusing people, you are making my head hurt.

[RenettoRenetto]

my mrs has got a lovely foo foo !

[TonyAab]

Just to make sure, as youtube displays these things like this, my last comment was a Response to MarkMercurius' comment and not a response to this funny video

[Alphatrollbeta]

She talkes those vegatables to bed you know ;-)

[MagiMysteryTour]

Oh happy vegetable!

(Shakespeare voice, to go with your Shakespeare spelling)

[ashlie31091]

i feel sorry for the vegetables...

[fannybaba]

Hmm, today I think I will make another vegetable video. I wont wash or eat or anything, just make the video.

[Ollay245]

Omg your so funny, I laughed for atleast 2 minutes

[crackamungakiller]

very informative u must b the life and soul of every party u go 2

[MarkMercurius]

My God! When I see this crank,I feel deep sympathy for all those who are locked away in mental instutions who have mental health a thousand times better than she has. Her husband is probably screwing her best friend and this a side effect of the imbalance it has caused in her head. So very sad..

[TonyAab]

...

This is what i feel when i read such pathetic attempts at gaining self-respect and content as yours.

[tomahoney]

Interesting about the nursery rhyme. Another vegetable related rhyme was

Chicory doo-dah

Chicory ay

My oh my what a wonderful day

This was because eating it releases endorphins in the body and makes you feel happy. It was changed to Yipperdee doo-dah in the 16th century when newly Protestant England thought that its veneration was idolatrous and the chicory was eliminated.

The history textbooks, of course, refer to this episode as the dissolution of the chicories.

[evil6and6u6kno6it]

lol

[Ryanwoolley]

A chooo chooo the train is comin throo the tunnel

[JRaygor]

I have honestly never heard of a chou-chou. Now I do. Thank you for solving that huge mystery of my life!

Being from America, I'm sure there's a completely different name for it (Like eggplant)!

[JRaygor]

Oh and and I enjoyed this video! Very funny!

[eliasaris]

lol i didnt notice that till you pointed it out!

elias aris

[eliasaris]

you're hilarious!

[Eliseharris]

Thank you - you seem to have almost the same name as me.

[MagiMysteryTour]

Looks like an account you made while drunk and were slurring your keystrokes

[Themaskedprincess]

I lOVE your humour!

[RipperRoy]

i look at the chou chou in an entirely differnt light right now. I'm going to hang them from my ceiling with little bits of red frosting.

[Happiervenue]

:) im very happy with most of your videos and this is the first one i saw! for my sins

[darkhorse30]

lol 22secs it looks likw someones arse to funnnnnyyyyyyyyyy lol

[lapislazuline]

oooh err!

[DucMySic]

You know what.... the more I think about it, the more I'm beginning to think you are kinda hot. It might be that I've been drinking Jaeger for the last hour, but.. I mean, you are starting to look spankworthy to me. Will you go to the Enchantment Under the Sea Ball with me?

[MagiMysteryTour]

If you can time it with lightning striking the tower

[onemoreday12]

please stop making videos

[jacksonpritt]

Why is there part of a plant sticking in on the right side of the screen? How lazy can you get with preparing your backgrounds?

[YoncaEvcim]

what is this?

[boxxobbox]

this is some more weird shit man?

[drfrisby]

Thats not really a question?

[MagiMysteryTour]

Yes it is?

[Braveheart0060]

cool videos....keep posting..(",)

[whippedcreamshampoo]

Contagious diseases are rapidly spread through sneezing, which is one of the symptoms of allergies.

Thus the words "Achoo-choo, achoo-choo, we all fall down (dead from The Black Death)".

Richard III may be responsible for the more popular words, partially quoting his desperate cry against the Plague: "A tissue, a tissue, my kingdom for a tissue!".

Richard III was highly allergic to melons.

[utugenegene]

Where is the Locomotive Train ?

I ear some Chou Chou !

[hairymillionaire]

I once heard that a famous fast food restaurant uses these instead of apples in their "world famous apple pie". I don't suppose it's true but...

[Eliseharris]

I had a bit about that but I cut it out in case it's considered libellous. The famous restaurant has a reputation for suing too!

[MagiMysteryTour]

Who knows the secrets of the famous restaurant, or dares speak its name?

[mrsuedeness]

You're so delightful and funny...aahhh! Is that really true about "a chou chou, a chou chou, we all fall down"? The words make sense if it is...J xxx.

[playnejayne]

Ermmm is it just me, or does that Chou Chou look just a little bit rude ????

[Eliseharris]

Rude? As if I would say, do or highlight anything rude!

[playnejayne]

;0)

[superbligh]

Yea, hence its other name: the crinkley arsefruit. (Which Elise forgot to mention.)

[MagiMysteryTour]

She didn't FORGET. She simply did not dare to speak its name!

[shriv2]

Never heard of a Chou Chou before. Such a sheltered life.

[LifeJourneyGuy]

I can't wait to see the NEXT vegetable you'll be highlighting!! :)

[JoshRimer]

I want a Chou Chou!

[callmejo]

i have never heard of it...but very entertaining :-)

[charmingwizkidwizard]

I've never seen any of these fancy vegatibles!!! I guess I'm some what deprived of fancy vegatables. Darn these plain stores in my town!!!

[Eliseharris]

There are a lot of shops selling vegetables of all shapes and sizes around here. It is one of the advantages of living in a multicultural urban area.

[LoveCraken]

Yay! First view! I love the vegetable series!