John McCain's Double Talk Express: A Day At The Beach

[qualityrkc]

guy is a joke. Did anyone notice his campaign was so corny. Forget about all the lies and shitty social policies...Mccain and Palin were such corn balls you know? They prolly get every dorky corny person to vote for them. Americans are supposed to be the leading nation in humor and these people were just squares man. Ron Paul and Obama are atleast chill ass guys.

[StrawProduction]

Americans are also stupid, if what you've said was right. You don't vote anyone for their looks or their sense of humor. You vote politicians for their POLICIES. It's just as well you'll say these things anyway, Obama's Policies contradicted each other so many times, it's not even funny. Only person that'd vote for Obama is people that are ignorant of politics like you.

[qualityrkc]

you are 14 and you are from south korea. that is all I have to say.

[StrawProduction]

and? That makes you dumber than a 14 year old boy from South Korea, what a pity.

[qualityrkc]

no it means you have no fucking clue about anything because you have no life experience. And being a south korean you couldn't have a clue of what it is like here in America so shut the fuck up you slanty eyed small penis fuck. If your mom came to America she would be a prostitute. little anime faggot

[StrawProduction]

The most effective answer to an insult is silence. That being said, in words full of lies, Have a Good life.

[theZodiacDigital]

wow, you dont have to be american or a certain age to be right, you know?

im not saying you shouldve voted for mccain, but if the only reason you didnt was cause he was "dorky" or not "chill" youre dumb as hell.

[qualityrkc]

That is why I said "forget their about all their lies and shitty social policies". Looks like you learned some paraphrasing techniques from FOX news you hick.

[theZodiacDigital]

are you retarded? "forget about all their lies and shitty social policies" means FORGET about them. dont thnk about them they dont matter. what matters is that theyre not funny enough.

i just love it when people throw around insults on the internet that are specific to a certain group of people. calling me a hick is hilarious. only on the internet would someone call me a hick. its just so funny.

[qualityrkc]

forget in that context is slang for set aside

[theZodiacDigital]

whatever the point is that the president's humor is a non-issue

[HaloZero147]

What's straight talk express? A short bus?

[fadedromance]

lol funny vid

[mugshotesp]

What a LIAR

[06STiBOi]

if he wins, god bless america..really bless us plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[redradiodog]

The republicans tried everything in their power to impeach Bill Clinton for telling one lie.McCain can't go two minutes without lying and he's their choice for president???

[TempestDust]

Turd sandwitch

[mjship11]

Giant Douche!!!

[hillerm]

What an idiot.

[ddtpfri]

MCCAIN-GIULIANI 2008!!!!

[roozbehn]

lol

[ddtpfri]

the funny thing is too many stupid people in this country, don't see how Giuliani has the ability to help this country just like he did for New York City. He did more for the CITY of New York than Mitt Romney did for the STATE of Massachusetts. That says a lot.

[qualityrkc]

haha you must be joking...his own kids don't even like him...hes one of the biggest politician scumbags ouyt there

[akualt]

yea right lol, Giuliani sux bawls and got pwned by Ron Paul in every debate (he even admitted it), and his stupid Florida tactic set him up for epic fail.

[LetsBeProud]

GOOGLE "Bush misused Iraq intelligence"

[CosmoHunter24]

Disgusting how close he is to the Bush Administration.

[hyohannes]

McCain is such a lier.

[HoneySiegalSurvivor]

@hyohannes yup, liar and crook, along with Obama. It is all about money and power. The kicker is that both these top crooks are moneylaundering the fraudulent estate of me deceased. DHS Janet and McCain in Arizona int he Courts. Obamas with Bank One.

We The People Against Corruption in the Campaign to Resign and indict all the crooks.

Hello there, are you listening? Cut your losses while you can. I AM NOT DEAD and the People are behind me and will not let you continue your lie that I died

HRS

[Richardgwm]

Since George Bush took office, the US Dollar has lost half its value against the Euro while the annual trade deficit doubled.

We cannot afford four more years of George Bush economics under John McCain.

[dalidog255]

"How do you like your blue-eyed boy

Mr Death?" War is not the answer

[PocusUK]

Total moronic editing, he was talking about the initial invasion which as we all know as he said WAS a walkover. Bet you could re-edit Obama speaches and make out he's a total racist, in fact for a laugh i'd like to see that lol.

[Europeanpreacher]

PocusUK is a BNP member...BNP is the most racist movement on the planet operating in Britain and has been growing lately winning seat in local elections.

[PocusUK]

hahaha just read this......what a total load crap..I voted twice at the general level when I lived the UK. First time for the Conservatives and the second for an independent. It's clear you don't even know me...ok i'll play that game too. You eat babies and bottle your own farts.

Meh don't know why I even bother, there's left wing and right wing loons out there, appears you're very much a left wing loon though.

[Simsanchez]

Mr. McCain's remind me of someone who is the son of the father; I think there's a resemblance in the way of talking soft, very soft. Read my lips

We'll be sorry again and again....

[cx34r]

mccain is not capable of telling the truth

[nicework12]

im praying for JOhn mccains death. please, Lord God in heaven please kill John Mccain please Lord.

[waukee3523]

You are truly a sick individual... wishing death on another person is never th answer... you are just as bad as any president sending troops to war.. you my friend are a disgrace to the human race

[mete1954]

We got one good doctor still running, and a decent lot of peace lovin' folks backing him. But the asshole media, and their asshole puppets, are doing their best to ignore him, and promote the other three assholes running, because they're asshole owners and the asshole war profiteers are terrified of his popularity. And alot of other people, who refuse to see that, are choosing to back the other three assholes running. That's all I got...Cheers Russia!

[realtruthbih]

pig

aka

THE next bush if he wins

fuck him

[catobear1704]

Wow, this is an amazing vid! I hope everyone sees this!

[gallomex13]

how you be a war hero when you got kidnapped by the enemy?

[MISTAFIEDONEEIGHTSEV]

¥T

[Hofffan87]

If the American people wants this nut as "Senile In Chief", expect nothing but destruction. A vote for Bush is a vote for Iraq, a vote for McCain is a vote for Armageddon.

[Zhuangyao]

he is a pig.

[goread41]

This man has no class and puts shame in what it means to be an American patriot. He will sell you out worse than Bush did b/c of the simple fact that he wants to invade Iran and stay in Iraq for 100 years. This is not what the land of opportunity represents. This is not American. This man is nothing more than another puppet who mainly represents the special interest groups.

[bagelears]

John "Hundred Year War" McCain

[justinkabbes]

The success will be fairly easy.... Does the video specify whehter he was talking about the actual war vs. Saddam or the war now?? Oh ya, for those of you who are upset about the 100 years in Iraq thing, he wants to make it a JAPAN or GERMANY or SOUTH KOREA or any other one of the numerous places we have troops at. If people wouldn't cut off the video midspeech you'd understand that...

[monky999]

John McCain is a war mongering fascist surrounded by lobbyists who are connected with, and working for, some of the worst corporate entities in the world. McCain says nothing that isn't the completely disingenuous and that pandering, oily "My Friends" makes me sick to my stomach every time I hear it.

[hughezee]

McCain Oven Chips Test UK TV Ad 80's

[hughezee]

I like the oven chips he invented yum (uk joke)

[vasarian]

McCain - war hero. Anyone else in this race put his life on the line?

[66KAJA66]

How about the last race where scumbag rightwing religious wackos attacked Kerry -vietnam vet- for the benefit of draft dodgers bush/cheney etc

[66KAJA66]

if elected, mccain promises 100 more years of sex....with ann coulter...that'll show those damned terrorists who is tougher...but instead of a bag to hide her face coulter will have to wear a burka

[Richardgwm]

McCain did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[blazak]

It's not a surprise that McCain was sleeping with a lobbyist, he was sleeping with Cindy while he was married to his first wife. Maybe that's why Cindy gets so much plastic surgery. Republicans should have gone with Romney!

[66KAJA66]

John McCain is spelled B-O-B-D-O-L-E

[skatingsamurai]

VICTORY FROM WHAT lolololol

[66KAJA66]

ronpaul is NOT NOT NOT going to be prez except maybe of the lunatic brigade...

[captainjack32]

RON PAUL is the only canidate that hasn't been corrupted by the CFR. Say no to puppet government vote RON PAUL. JOIN THE REVOLUTION. If you believe in smaller government where the government is the servant and not the master. If you want to abolish income tax which is against the constitution and get rid of the IRS. If you believe in sound money and not borrowing our country into oblivion just to make the rich richer. Restore your LIBERY VOTE RON PAUL! Don't be dumbed down by Corporate Media

[youmissedyourturn]

The only candidate who has stuck with the same platform throughout his career is Huckabee.

[66KAJA66]

to mobushin04--why is it impossible for republicants get brain freeze? hint- think of your leader...ps-larry craig is waiting for you in stall #3

[Richardgwm]

Did you see Bush Sr. endorse McCain today. He looks like death warmed over. Just what you want, an endorsement from a ghost.

[66KAJA66]

THE MCCAIN REPUBLICAN PLATFORM FOR 2008

1- 100 years of war in Iraq

2- Illegal aliens run the DMV

3- Larry Craig, Sean Hannity and Ann theman Coulter in charge of bathroom patrols

[MoBushin04]

Libtard Platform for 2008

1 - retreat from Iraq and bring war declared on us over here

2 - support McCain and go easy on illegals to annoy Reagan Republicans

3 - footbaths at all airports and removal of crosses from Arlington and Bibles in courts

[InthemiddleofMontana]

Christians Stand Tall with Ron Paul! You believe America was founded on biblical principles, her Constitution - God ordained. Logic demands the defender of the Constitution is God's choice. Don't be fooled by Jesus-talk Bush-clones that destroy our liberty (Patriot Act, REAL ID, unguarded borders & undeclared wars) "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." Don't vote out of fear of: Hillary, terrorism & the bogeyman. Vote principle not fear.

[youmissedyourturn]

Well said. I support Huckabee for the same reasons. Paul is also a responsible vote.

[dyamarick]

I am not sure if you knew that Ron wants to bring all the troops home from around the world. Doesn't sound responsible.

[Msorensen307]

All those videos were he talked about easy success were before he made his trip to Iraq during the war in 2003! Then he came back and said we need more troops or there will be consequences. But no one listened to him. (And by the way has Hilary Clinton or Barak Obama or however the hell you spell his name ever set foot on Iraqi soil during a war?) If we would have listened to him in the first place this would have been over along time ago.

[bgabbs69]

This guy is a fucking dangerous!

[mevisface]

Our leaders would never lie to us, just ask any indian.

[Bigturns33]

The guy is a fucking snake.

[freedomsadvocate07]

EXPOSED as TRAITORS:

Obama Clinton Mccain Huckabee:

watch?v=UNdHd3TXruc

[kevinz1985]

the world is doomed if he ever is to be president..

[Bigturns33]

The end of the empire is certainlly near with either Deocrat or republican in this year. Hillary and Obama want "SOCOALISM" at its core with national this national that which will bankrupt us like the Soviet Union. And McCain supports a blank check for 100 year war if thats what it takes. And we all know Terrorism is a unseen enemy always ploting ;) Good by America

[kevinz1985]

I know..

Only a Ron Paul could save this country..

Unless the people of america wakes up and take the power they've lost by themselves.

[UnitedOffensiveIII]

Top contributor for Senator McCain...

Merril Lynch at $155,950.

Top contributor for Senator Obama...

Goldman Sachs at $421,763.

(Y'all want change? Maybe Goldman Sachs will loan you some.)

Top 3 contributors to Dr. Paul...

US Army, US Navy, US Air Force for a combined total of $178,264.

nuff said.

[DillonX]

Hold a gun to my head...

Hold 2 guns...

Hell, hold 10 guns...

I'LL NEVER VOTE FOR THIS IDIOT MCCAIN.

I'm a Ron Paul supporter, but I'd vote for Hillary before I'd vote for this nutcase.

[budgood07]

warmongering bastard will rot in hell.

[move2montana]

If we stopped giving illegals free health care,and foodstamps,and started cracking down on those that employ them,they would leave.If you think they only have low paying jobs,you need to look,whos working in the factorys,in construction,jobs that used to be middle class.

[McSoustenfrugal]

Kamajiboy: "obama is for taxing soccer moms to pay for free health care for illegal aliens" ... WTF??? They should pay higher taxes to provide you with a higher education and if they weren't illegal then they could pay taxes too:) Or we can try to deport 12 million people.

[sylvanb]

I agree and think we should all vote for Obama even though he says absolutely NOTHING other than hope and change. I guess it pays to actually say nothing at all !!!!

[Bigturns33]

Hope change, i think he means socialism at its core when u really look at hillary and obama thought mccain will bankrupt the nation more and cause the empire to collapse with his 100's war. Either way dead. No real change. Both parties now are 2 wings of the same bird. Wake up to that.

[Pythia333]

Obama makes me want to rip all my hair out and jump off an overpass into on-comming traffic - for those exact reasons; Hope-Change-Freedom-Patriotism­, magic words that somehow win elections.

This country is making me insane. LOL

[objectmann8]

PLEASE DO THE JUMP! and record it so we can all laugh at you!

[Pythia333]

Hey - I'm the one who laughs at jumpers. (Sadly - only because I'm not capable of actually doing so myself - I just don't get that kind of behavior...I more of the type of person that would just come and kill you...

I just thought the whole jumping thing was more polite. You know - the whole - my blood all over the place, not yours. LOL

[agent1500]

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran

[kamajiboy]

obama is for taxing soccer moms to pay for free health care for illegal aliens

[tony50195]

look at history...Korea: Truman (D)...WW2Roosevelt (D)...WW1 Wilson (D)...VietnamKennedy-Johnson (D) Nixon ended it...throughout history you will find that the Dems have been FAR morewarlike then Republicans.

[asdffd]

This dude is such a liar. Maybe that's why he's so damn angry all the time- he finds it hard to live with his lies.

[jumblejump]

Enter Darth Vader

[pmsou]

I'm going to play devils advocate....maybe he was "led to believe" that the task would be fairly easy and now he knows he was wrong. He at least needs to admit he was wrong. I am for the war and I love Pres. Bush but I am voting to Clinton...Hopefully she will "stay the course"...

[theREALn00bjob]

Hypocrisy rules.

[Napkins75]

Republican's are fucked if he gets the nomination. Don't forget that this man's father and GRANDFATHER were both 3 & 4 Star Admirals in the Navy and pretty much gave Johnnyboy his commissioning, and had his ass greased through flight school.

[marcusborg83]

Wait til the media starts talking about songbird McCain and the movies he mad for the northvietnamese

[basketballfreak24]

Damn...Ron Paul still has a chance. If you show this evidence to any rational person, im sure they would be able to get a sense of what McCain really stands for. His pockets and his friends pockets and saying whatever the audience wants to hear. Ron Paul gotta spend that money on some commercials. im in georgia and i didnt see any on cable. Especially none calling out these other guys.

[ThatsmyYokoOno]

This says so much about McCain ,his war stance and his record

[kamajiboy]

Why does Obama want to raise my taxes and take away my home

[StepUPNJ]

McWrong. Just when I thought the Bush nightmare was winding down, this man could make the nightmare even worse.

Is America really this easily swayed?

[DandatheMage]

Seriously if this man gets us into WWIII I am moving to Mexico. I hear its lovely in the summer, especially in Cancun

[RoachAsylum]

is that you alec baldwin?

[Rantandreason]

Come up to Canada. Sure it's cold, but we're alot like you guys, only more laid back and our beer is better ;)

[DillonX]

I'm a super-strong Ron Paul supporter.

But I'd vote for Obama, even Hillary, before I'd vote for Insane McCain.

[DandatheMage]

Amen to that. Im going for Obama if Ron Paul doesn't make it

[UnitedOffensiveIII]

FOX 'News' seems to be an 'enemy domestic' to Our American Political Freedom, and their continued attempts to obfuscate, slander, and skew any and all information about Ron Paul's Presidential Campaign and Constitutionalist Platform is a clear manifestation of fascism in America. (CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS are in the same boat of course, but FOX 'News' are the most blatant fascist Corporate 'News' Organization in America).

[WindHarps]

Excellent comparison/collage. Many more like this will be needed before November.

[johnpdd]

McCain should be beaten by a bunch of angry Vietnamese for his crimes.

[johnpdd]

Most Americans have rejected the last peaceful solution for the US (Ron Paul). We will no have a tyrant taking office in 2009. 20 January 2009 is no time for celebration.

John McCain = maniacal tyrant

[ragtopdodge]

McCain, best rep of the GOP.

Geriatric Old Pricks!

[Hatalles]

Grumpy Old Perverts!

[kimintexas]

Real straight talk, McCain sucks!

[BostonBeatnik]

McCain = Moron

Vote for Ron Paul.

[GodLumps]

McCain is a wack job. Who in their right mind would vote for this crazy clown?

[vryheid88]

GOP better select Ron Paul, otherwise they will be toast with warmongers like McCain...not that Hillary also voted for the war and Obama voted with her in the senate.

[yt5454]

McCain is a whore.

[keygbay]

The Straighttalk Express derailed back in 2000.

[waste234]

Why would anybody vote for this guy?

[johnpdd]

This is a country full of people who vote in American Idol. It is a country full of stupid people. They deserve what ever bad that happens to them. Unfortunately the rest of us will suffer under McCain / Obama / Clinton

[popworld7]

This whole scenario with Iraq was predicted by many knowledgeable people before we ever invaded. That's not taking into consideration we had no right or reason to invade. Unless your one of the dupes and rubes who believed and still believe Iraq had something to do with 9/11 or Al Qaeda. What we had was the biggest propaganda pushed on the U.S. public in a long, long time.

[crazykiller278]

He used WMD on his own people before (despite where he got it. he is still accountable). He took money from the UN's Food for Oil company to rebuild his military (against treaty anyone?). He refuses to allow UN inspectors to inspect particular areas, and kicked them at atleast twice. He has been a problem for the UN and US for the past 10years before we went to war. All this 9/11 and Al-Qaeda shit was bad intel, but we still had reasons, on paper (treaty) to react. What would have you done...?

[troyflowers]

The Kurds were Saddam's "own people" in the same way that the Cherokees were Andrew Jackson's "own people."

I would not have invaded. He was a cruel tyrant, yes. But he did not pose an immediate threat to the United States (which, after all, is necessary in order to wage a legal preemptive war).

I must also point out that it's not all that surprising that someone with the name "crazykiller" would be a war hawk.

Carry on.

[crazykiller278]

Nice, I'll give you the point on the "name 'crazykiller' would be a war hawk". Anyway, the whole problem is what is considered 'legal preemptive war'. This nip-picking on the treaty is similar to what Germany did between WWI-WWII with England/France. Treaties are made for a reason.

Secondly, while UN inspectors found no evidence of WMD (debatable, 9-month between speech and war), they agree that Iraq was TRYING to build, and would be at the same point as Iran/N.Korea if we didn't invade.

[andyx6766]

Who sold Saddam those WMDs? Could it be that handshaker, Rumsfeld? And he used those WMDs on the Kurds under Bush Sr.--why didn't Sr. do something THEN?

[crazykiller278]

vryheid88 - Obama didn't vote for the war.

Anyway, only the some of the know-how was given by the US government for their campaign against Iran. Most of the material used was from Singapore, Netherlands, etc. And the very few from the US was from PRIVATE COMPANIES (Alcolac International, Inc and Phillips), not the government. Much of the al-Anfal Campaign was done under our noses anyway.

BTW, Saddam is STILL responsible for his actions. Would you blame Advil for people misusing their shit?

[johnpdd]

Saddam was doing their dirty work back then.

[crazykiller278]

johnpdd - aka worked together, despite differences, to deal with a bigger issue. Just like US & USSR working together during WWII. I, too, can make the same idea/statement seem positive (or negative in your case) simply by using different words.

[crazykiller278]

BTW, I think we can all agree that we fucked the Cherokees big time, with many other Native Americans. Also, I don't think Saddem gets (got) the pass because the Kurds aren't his "own people" as in ethics and beliefs.

[waste234]

Exactly. And yet people still continue to believe the lies of the people who were totally wrong about it in the first place.

[Gungrave20]

Just like Hitler, you keep telling people what you want them to hear and eventually they might just believe it to be true.

[crazykiller278]

john: EasyEs said it nicely in a post previous to yours. McCain was right, we BECAME liberators for a while, until religious/political tensions emerged. We stay because we fucked up in management (and probably had too much faith on their government to do something, compare to ours). While we can argue about the past, no one doubts (or very few) things WILL become worse if we leave, and will follow. Atleast I can answer your own questions.. must know something. BTW, no, bad intel from us.

[johnnyk67]

CrazyKiller sounds like he gets his info from Fox News (or ol' Rush) - they both have a history of making things up. He should watch the documentary 'Fog Of War' with Robert Macnamara, the Rumsfeld of his time (during the Kennedy era) who thinks we should've learned from our mistakes in Vietnam and other places. Does CK know that the US didn't care what Saddam did to his own people when he was buying weapons from us?

[goldursaring]

John McCain said the war was mismanaged, a nice detail to forget in explaining the seemingly inconsistent positions he held.

[EasyEs]

Okay the average Iraqi did greet the Americans as Liberators. I know a guy who was there and believe me at first anyone who wasn't a bathist was happy to see the Americans. Then the looting and security broke down and the opinion changed from liberators to incompetent liberators. 9/10 insurgents are forging fighters libs remember that

[crazykiller278]

The removal of Saddem Hussein WAS EASY, and setting up the government. But just like our Congress, the Iraq government is too deep in politics to get anything done. This is why we are still in Iraq, protecting the country from a turnover from Al-Qaedi. This is what John McCain is referring to when he says "it wasn't going to be a day at the beach."

Different sitution, different response. Don't confuse the two, like dozens of other youtube users have done and reposted about.

[johnnyk67]

Jim Baker said he used to get asked why we didn't go into Baghdad in the 1st Gulf War. He said he doesn't get asked that anymore. Anytime a political vaccum is created it usually leads to secretarian violence (or a Civil War). We planned for 3 yrs before we went after Hitler. We planned for 2 months before we went after Saddam. Figure it out, asshole, and quit talking out of your ass.

[crazykiller278]

Johnnyk: Right, the usual "Fox News" arguement when someone disagrees. Allies become enemies, and enemies become allies... look it up. I was explaining to you what McCain was saying (not outta my ass), which you obviously are confused about. Third, Saddem Hussein was a problem for over 10 years (Op Desert Fox during Clinton prez). Used UN's Food For Oil program money for military, kicked UN inspectors multiple times... he was asking it for it. What would you have done... let him continue like UN

[lp2727]

..but he's a MAVERICK, damnit.