if I ever see an alpaca I'll shoot the damn thing on site. After years of these brainwashing commercals fucking up my Jerry Springer shows I've had it. I'm sending my robots after these mutha fuckas first. Might as well rename them all Sarah Connor
I have a friend who is terrified of alpacas. My friend is a six foot tall penguin who teaches German philosophy at Hopkins. Roger the penguin was bucked off the back of an alpaca when he and and his tabby cat life partner were preparing to descend the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. Roger has never really been the same since the alpaca threw him. The hamster who is chronicling Roger's life is hopeful that he may someday slaughter large numbers of the beasts in a low-budget vampire film.
There is a large pond in the other commercials - aren't alpacas supposed to stay out of water because of damage to their fiber, or is it alright, momentarily?
Alpaca's changed my life
tsfreh 5 months ago
I <3 shooting alpacas!!!
urinatingdragon 1 year ago
People from outside states dont understand these commercials but they are so California i use to see them all the time
edmar916cali 1 year ago
That was extremely, ah, random.
yichl 1 year ago
What.the.hell.
chibiyaten15 1 year ago
if I ever see an alpaca I'll shoot the damn thing on site. After years of these brainwashing commercals fucking up my Jerry Springer shows I've had it. I'm sending my robots after these mutha fuckas first. Might as well rename them all Sarah Connor
redufo 1 year ago 2
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redufo 1 year ago
When I saw this on TV I thought this was a trailhead for an ARG. It was just so STRANGE
Claramata 1 year ago
I have a friend who is terrified of alpacas. My friend is a six foot tall penguin who teaches German philosophy at Hopkins. Roger the penguin was bucked off the back of an alpaca when he and and his tabby cat life partner were preparing to descend the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. Roger has never really been the same since the alpaca threw him. The hamster who is chronicling Roger's life is hopeful that he may someday slaughter large numbers of the beasts in a low-budget vampire film.
gigantecrunch 1 year ago
The problem is that Alpacas don't love back.
FulinYu 3 years ago
There is a large pond in the other commercials - aren't alpacas supposed to stay out of water because of damage to their fiber, or is it alright, momentarily?
WNanette 5 years ago
Thanks for putting this on Youtube, it will be parodied vigourously
Liqsta 5 years ago