Alyx Vance -- Episode One reaction to gunship

[RandomZace]

hold 8 for alyx thinking REALLY hard

[TheAlyx98]

wow... it's kindda weird to see my name... hahas

[MrLaxdude89]

she obviously should have been there with Odessa Cubbage

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Gordon: Finally, someone realizes how awesome I am! Better downplay it to look cool by not talking.

[jiminy82]

press 4 for "eat-aholic"

[RandomZace]

@jiminy82 press 3 for "WOW ima eataholic"

[supernijnelijn]

16 didnt know how to wack it with the crowbar

[XsupadumbassX]

THAT DEMO HAS BEEEWWBS!

...See?

[TheAquafunk]

Everyone who doesn't like Alyx is a virgin.

[darklight6566]

Alyx's expressions are gay -.-

[xCronicle]

@darklight6566 lol... your gay. but it is like she horny on gordon...

[XxkillerbeenxX]

@darklight6566 so are your comments

[The1337ScareCrowZ]

thumbs up if u whacked it with a crowbar :D

[MrDeathstrike100]

@The1337ScareCrowZ yup totally whacked it with a crowbar before i enter the door but it did not fall when i whacked it with a crowbar

[QuadfishTym]

When I was fighting the antlion guards in Episode 2 I had it on Hard, so I used up every single bullet and nearby explosive I could but only killed one of them. Thinking "Well, I'm fucked. Better make it interesting," I ran out and whacked the last one once with the crowbar and killed it.

Best fight ever.

[911matko]

keep hittig 8

eyebrow twitch

[Kocynhe]

Actually, I did the shotgun's secondary fire.

[Tdafanclub]

And that's exactly what I did.

[Krytonite001]

'Ho , wow! I mean , hoyl s..'

[Ex3rn]

By pressing 8,Alyx thinkin you are stupid.

[samus179]

@Ex3rn she cant see if trollin or just really stupid.

[jesusboy8626]

press 6 repeaditly to see alyx the pedofile

[costybarbu]

Alyx's real reaction: OH MY SHIT!!!! ZOMFG!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! OH MY GOD1!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! OOOOOHOOOOHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHH *Orgasm*

[Dubickimus]

"Jesus, Gordon, you're a real terror." --in bed

[MrGmodlol61]

Seriously, who DIDN'T hit that ship with the crowbar?

[TheMuhalefet]

@MrGmodlol61 Me. :)

[scorpionadiga]

@MrGmodlol61 MAn I RLY LOLed at Ur Comment hahahahhahhaaa

[MrGmodlol61]

@scorpionadiga ...Wat

[NinjaBeatle]

*Alyx*

"You're a real terror!"

*Gordon*

"I'm a force a nature."

[TFLEGOfan101]

so you whacked, was it worth it ? because despite your voilent behavior all you have managed to break so far is the gunships hart

[jerryjm2]

Close your eyes and add porn music

[d3vils4t4n]

"jesus gordon youre real terror" i didn't know jesus belong on half life universe :D

[punkypenguin321]

I whacked it just because thats what she wanted me to do. I am her humble servant.

[shit4brains222]

"i just dunked my dick in holy water"

now after reading this comment pause the vid, play it, then press 4 over and over ;D

[TheGordonFrohman]

I actually did whack it with the crowbar.

[BoBsPfhorever77]

She totally acted like a schoolgirl when she saw that shit. :)

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Damn, she's cute! ;)

[alvinandyounoob]

@BoBsPfhorever77

she is :D

[AlyssaIsCrazy123]

I think Alyx fangirl'd a little there.

[FriggenSilver]

she sounds like caroline from portal

[someoneinexistance]

@FriggenSilver yeh. they have the same voice actor. btw, glados's voice is also the female combine announcer in half-life 2.

[Aeghamedic]

@someoneinexistance

Merle Dandridge does the voice for Alyx. Ellen Mclain does the voice for GLaDOS and the Overwatch.

[someoneinexistance]

@Aeghamedic yes, i was saying Caroline from portal 2 was also voiced by Merle Dandridge.

[Aeghamedic]

@someoneinexistance

Ellen McLain also does the voice of Caroline. Valve didn't want to pay another voice actor to do a few lines, so they used her again. That gave GLaDOS a back-story.

[someoneinexistance]

@Aeghamedic really? well i was wrong. thx.

[ZiKiFI]

I got a major ERROR in that part: the sky looked like a wall.

[Geraldwolfgang]

When i did that i was like this: WHERE'S MY KISS??

[MetroArtyom2033]

Jesus, Gordon! Your a real terror!

*shakes head*

[ToasterInHiding]

"Maybe you should whack it with a crowbar just in case"

Mocking Much?

[bananaman40]

i just beat all three half life 2 installments. i whacked it with the crowbar and laughed, because ITS SO AMUSING

[Lionist132]

I wacked it a few times. It hit it's arm,and it spazzed out and bitch slapped me. It sent me flying and I finally landed and died. I guess it was so hard I broke the boundary wall.

[ratatatandbooger]

"Jesus Gordon youre a real terror."

*nod*

[supermantahoo]

@ppitm Alyx: nice shot! gordon: ... (I don't need that from a video game)

[ppitm]

Valve really lays on the praise for Gordon, and sometimes Alyx's congratulations fall flat, but this one hits it dead one. Believable, entertaining ego-boosting done right.

[RandomPeopleLikeMe]

i think alyxs eye color changed

[SuperZero2719]

Alyx, the best girl in all video games. Its like she likes Gordon too. :3

[TheBuru01]

lol it was my first time i played episode 1 and i hit the gunship with the crowbar because i was getting fun then she tell me to whack him with the crowbar ....

sry for my bad english

[SheerSniper7]

every time i blow it up it crashes outside of the house

[Hawkeye156]

HA I do little nods and things at people when I'm really into a fps game too.

[xxplayer482xx]

i searched the voice actor in images then i saw....

that gay glitter vampire pretty fail if you ask me

[xweert711]

I hit it with my crowbar, and shot it with about 10 rockets cause of the rocket ammocrate, i then looked at alyx and said "yep, it's dead.."

[KirbyY15]

you heard the lady: WHACK it!

[TheRivaside]

@Johnny89Applez wow grow up

[Johnny89Applez]

@TheRivaside Um...Fuck off?

[KamikazeOrange]

"Maybe you should whack it with a crowbar, just in case."

[ninjast4r]

I'm a red blooded man and I find Alyx to be irresistible. She doesn't look like typical female video game characters, but I find her to be much more attractive than say Bloodrayne, Rubi from Wet, or Mad Moxxi because she has depth, spunk and character. I really hope Alyx and Gordon get together in Episode 3, if it ever comes out.

[killawind1287]

@ninjast4r red blooded?? I know someone of blue blood means they are royalty/nobility. but never heard of someone being red blooded. 

[ninjast4r]

@killawind1287 hohohohohoho. You're a funny guy. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

[killawind1287]

@ninjast4r Let me guess, You lied and I actually die first. 

[ninjast4r]

@killawind1287 I had to let you go.

[snerl69]

when i first played this i was like sure alyx and hit the gunship again:)

[abelegu2]

I actually went up there and whacked it with a crowbar... then ended up laughing at myself for actually being THAT connected to the freaking game. >.<

[studioCR2]

@abelegu2 didnt we all XD

[gr13v0u5]

@abelegu2 Half-Life, the World's Most Immersive Video Game Saga Of All Time.

[stormshadow07]

@abelegu2 I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[SuperShadowlover]

@abelegu2 lol my brother did that too!xD

[xweert711]

@abelegu2 So did i, lol

[AstropilotStudios]

@abelegu2

I was playing Half Life one day. I was attacked by some soldiers. A rebel alerted me saying "COMBINE!" And I said "WHERE!?" and the same rebel said "UP THERE!" and I was like O_o...

[Zoomer638]

@abelegu2 lol me to!

[VannahWilson]

@abelegu2 I did that too.

[iFart91]

@abelegu2 lol true i did it too :) and 1 more question lol should i say here either or neither like i hit the gunship with a crowbar either or neither (yea im not britain or american so just for my vocabulary ;P)

[weezing22arbok]

Gordon: *whacks with crowbar*

Gunship: WWRRROOOAAARRRR!!!!

[ClunytheScourge1]

I would boff Alyx.

[sagan1976]

And the times i spend staring at Alyx's ass on elevators and stuff...

[kappaman431]

And this is why Alyx is fucking awsome.

[bldki]

first playthrough i did i actually did hit the gun ship with a crowbar. BECAUSE I COULD

[bj4499]

@bldki OH MY GOD!Your Chuck Norris!

[pivotmaster408]

@bldki me too XD

[PluMGMK]

@bldki I always do it.

[ProTheHacker]

She is the best!

[BliksemSP]

Alyx, given your situation and how you were nearly killed by a gunship, I think you're entitled to use a little profanity!

[MrTurtlez123]

lol, wow! holy... i mean, WOW! alyx is best character eva!

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

Did you whack it with a crowbar? Its an achievement/trophy!

[Cloymax]

made her horny.

[bbriiannz]

That gunship always kills me. And when I killed IT I was like, "Hell yeah Bitch! How did ya like that!?"

[Robstailey]

best npc in any game ever. hands down.

[davetherave22]

Alyx Vance is the kind of girl every guy wants to meet and have as his wife. She's genuine marriage material. I can't believe she is single.

[Pufulet84]

@davetherave22 meaby at the ending of Ep3 she will marry Gordon! but i can't imagine their wedding.when Gordon will be asked if he takes her as a wife,he will be silent lmao

[davetherave22]

@Pufulet84 To be honest, I can't see it turning out like that at all. I think she'll probably shack up with one of the vortigaunts instead.

[Pufulet84]

@davetherave22 if it turnes out like that,it will be really weird...i honestly hope it will turn out the way i said.with Gordon:)

[tmygeetar]

uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm wats a crowbar gonna do

freeman: alyx hav i told u how dumb u just never mind

[MartinGro131]

And there is no "wack dead gunship with a crowbar" achievement???

[trainzlover109]

10 people didn't wack it with a crowabar

[4131025]

omg echo

[nosehair26]

I actually whacked the gunship with my crowbar when she told me to...

[DarksteelPowerchord]

@nosehair26 you are not alone :D

[JasonlVlraz]

@nosehair26 Haha so did i

[megalogo3000]

half life RULEZZZ

[MrBoblebob]

my headset went blown up at the start thx -.-

[iOutComei]

i wacked it and it was dead. Am sure of it.

[PyrosNine]

I admit that I immediately pulled out my crowbar just to do just that.

[Cloymax]

i sure hope i'm not the only one that thought "yeah, now blow me."

[ninjast4r]

I like it when Alyx scrunches up her face when you shine your light in her eyes.

[strikeback7]

who shit, since when does the gunship have advisor arms?

[weezing22arbok]

@strikeback7 I have the feeling those two are related. In EP2, you can hear the Gunship sounds but there's just an Advisor.

[MegaGTAzocker]

who does shoot in the background after the ship crashes? more combine?

[bbenjoe]

@MegaGTAzocker

The remnants of the combine forces are fighting with the resistance members, who are working on evacuateing City 17 as fast as possible.

[MrHankkey93]

What part is this from? Like really? I have played through Half Life 2 many times and i do not remember this scene. :S

[MrSatternJr]

@MrHankkey93 wow. you are very very very stupid. its half life 2 EPISODE 1 the word ep 1 is in the title

[TokinS]

@MrSatternJr no need to be all ass hole like about a simple mistake douche bag.

[AlexBestGTA]

@MrHankkey93 its from episode 1

have you played episode 1 and 2?

[MrHankkey93]

@AlexBestGTA Yeah, it has just been a really long time... i need to play through again :S

[jericoferrari55]

now alyx want to have baby with gordon

[jonathanharwood]

Indeed it is

[DarksteelPowerchord]

lol did you nod at the end XD 'yes, crowbar, yes'

[rancorx]

lol alyx is awesome x3

[DarklFlight]

After I replayed this in Gmod, I customized the gunship so it could take damage from a crab bar. :)

[timmahplaysguitar]

You know, I'm pretty sure Alyx is the only female game character that is both really useful and not really really really annoying/bitchy/whiny. Just straight up cool character.

[MAX88587]

awesome

[TheDecepticondude]

This is one of the scenes Valve uses to show everyone Gordon Freeman's a badass Hero!

[bloodfox1222]

I use alyx as zombiebait most of the time

[norsef]

Gave that bitch a gunship.

Bitches love gunships.

[viliussmproductions]

OMG ITS A DOUBLE GUN SHIP LOOK AT IT OH OH OMG LOOK AT IT!ITS A DOUBLE GUNSHIP! :'D

[codefreak5]

@viliussmproductions WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!

[viliussmproductions]

@codefreak5 its a joke reference to "double rainbow"

[codefreak5]

@viliussmproductions Uh, yeah, I know. That's why I put that there.

I probably got the quote wrong, and if so, my bad.

[viliussmproductions]

@codefreak5 oh nvm we're cool no prob

[MrDoomFace2010]

I hit it with the crowbar, and it moved

[Gruntpunter026]

@HaligonianType1 back off buddy, that's my lady.

[halflifefan84]

@Gruntpunter026 Get a real girlfriend LOL and get out some more.

[JURPO90]

yea its dead alright... with the combine suppressor field and 20 years of stasis, crowbar could never wake it up...

[HaligonianType1]

Next time I play Half Life 2, I am going to ask Alyx to marry me. Wish me luck guys.

[Pufulet84]

for me she is the most epic female character of video games...you can thumb up if you agree,if you do not ,then don't do it

[scorpionadiga]

@Pufulet84 This is Also the Best single player Video Game Ever !!!

[Pufulet84]

@scorpionadiga ummmm...yeah, i suppose you are right about that.....and i never knew it was such an epic game until i tried it...and because i loved it so much i also completed Episode 1 and 2 :D

[lumpyfish63]

@Pufulet84 I like Kairi from Kingdom Hearts. I'd **** her anyday

[Hellgrox101NT604comm]

@Pufulet84 Next to Chell from Portal

[Pufulet84]

@Hellgrox101NT604comm i was rather thinking as a Non-Playable Charracter

[Hellgrox101NT604comm]

@Pufulet84 Then GlaDos :)

[Pufulet84]

@Hellgrox101NT604comm Ok....but i was thinking at human females:)...or at least at..you know,allies,friends ..GlaDos is your enemy in portal,right?

[Hellgrox101NT604comm]

@Pufulet84 right

[DarksteelPowerchord]

@Pufulet84 noone cannot not agree with that

[MrEnfuze]

@Pufulet84 She is so sweet, And what makes her like that is that she isn't so over the top like other Female video game characters.

[dude6243]

@Pufulet84 i i dont agree so im gonna do the oposite of thumbs up and thumbs down xD

[Pufulet84]

@dude6243 i said if you agree,thumbs up,if you don't then no thumb(up or down) :) so please no thumbs down cuz my comm has 392 thumbs up xD

[Lassannn]

For you, Alyx, I will whack it with the crowbar. Whack WHACK WHACKWHACK!! DAMN this hurts!!! Alyx, get ya mouth on it! GET DOWN ON IT!!!

[sprayframe]

watch?v=7WDqnj-mCYU <- failing promotion of a breen related video

[gamemaster257ROBLOX]

Once the gunship crashed down on me, and she still congragulated me

[PBdarkraptor]

Just wack the ass of that gunship! WACK THE ASS OF THAT MUDDAFUCKA URGH!!!

[DarkMew1337]

When I came to this part I lol'd. Afterwards I went to whack it. XD

[Dman12259]

@jesscookie1

That's a hospital

[Sawingleon]

i whacked it, nuffin happened

[Jesscookie1]

I feel sorry for the owner of that house and his rent.

[lenivech]

I DID THE SAME,EXEPT I WACKED IT WITH THE CROWBAR!!!

[SomeRandomGuy0068]

Thank god I'm not the only one who nods in this game...

[maxryan47]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 I act totally crazy in this game. for example when theres a conversation going on between alyx and eli ill be whackin the crapp out of a nearby wall. LoL

[Praylv]

@maxryan47 That is funny when someone is watching you play the game xD

[DeusExism]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 Hahaha I know I always nod

[Neekol4dfan]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 Ditto xD

[sahrab11]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 i nod to cuz it kinda gets lonley when u cant talk D:

[lucitribal]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 haha i do that a lot

[MrHaloGuy1000]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 I know, right?

[XArcPaladinX]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 its second nature to gamers

[EspionageDB7]

@SomeRandomGuy0068 Hell nod... sometimes if I got a great game and some great music going. I'll go around bangin my head around in game jammin out to the rythm of the music :D