Sperms with frickin lazer beams

[ClayColes]

wow i remember watching this in 2008. good times.

[WonchopAnimation]

This poop sure has a lot of #fat

[ExplosiveChainsaw]

Oh wow I just realised the title of this youtube poop was referenced (in a way) on Pocket God for iOS :O

[Volnado]

This is The Tree of Life of YouTube Poops.

[wishcraft4u2]

Wait 2:54 that guy on the left look at his groin... Is that what I think it is??

[wishcraft4u2]

Here it is then. The poop. The sauce of all life.

[waymuu]

22

[Moley87]

That part is one of the best YTPMVs on the uToob.

[Tirgo69]

EA-TIN-CUM-IS-DANGEROUS!

[Anistrix]

whats that song that plays at 4:18? its driving me crazy lol

[thefunksoulsista]

@Anistrix 'bad'

[Slimhomie]

@Anistrix "Bad" by Michael Jackson.

[stob000]

absolutely wonderful full of memories!

[stob000]

absolutely wonderful full of memories!

[GiratinaMasterX50]

omg never knew there was a cartoon of this haha. My mom got me books about the body with these characters in them when i was younger xD

[SirSmeargle]

3:15 He ran out of the house backwards! XD

[Syphosium]

What's that for a funky world, where a girl has gates made of steel in her pussy and sperm shoots with plutonium lazorz? If we could shoot lazors from our dicks, that would be awesome. Video needs more birth :p

[Dragonbelle64]

2:55 the guy on the left has a huge wang. Lol.

[glue70]

Wow Simon in terms of YTPMV you were way ahead of the time :O

[Soraisdabomb]

I'm seeing a trend of manly juices in this video.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Super poop!

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Intelligent Design explains the "first cell" thing much better than evolution.

You respond, you loose.

P.S. Sorry for spammin', cheese.

[Goldmagikarp1]

@NotOrdinaryInGames Well thats a bit close-minded.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

@Goldmagikarp1 You do not have to agree, and you did not have to reply. Rly.

[Technicolor909]

that music video portion was fucking brilliant.

[TehWickturkey]

3:30 is so epic

[InterrobangPie]

It turns out Youtube Poops take 36,302,050,902,200 years to make.

[BlueGasMask]

I made an mp3 link for the song. It's in the responses, so yeah.

[Homepie]

This still is, and always shall be, the greatest youtube poop of all time

[YAROFYEV]

3:48 Freakin' epic disco rave

[Sonicwizrd]

Wow a scientific youtube poop

this is good for biology class ^^

[ghjit]

6:00 Sniper Cell

[BamzookiMan130]

@ghjit Splinter Cell?

[RuRuRuRufus]

Probably the best poop ever.

[Gargomon251]

I really need to rip that song. It's so addictive.

[Neurotrash1982]

Needs moar evangelion. def.

[ek180]

I'm afraid to have sex now. We might both turn into a floating pink orb and then explode.

[Gargomon251]

You really should put that song on rofltrax....

[Scattyfoxmaster23]

sperm!!!!!! :o

[tikutriku]

WTF???

[Gamer123451]

lol random

[TastyBrick]

This poop was light years ahead of it's time.

[GreenSwordsman45]

I remember when that guy after the YTPMV thing was GamecubeHero.

The way GamecubeHero was said made this poop better.

This is still one, if not THE best poop ever.

[Cynthia149]

4:25

Dr Whily: I hate the Royal Mail, they ruin everything!

Don't blame him becaise of the strike!

[zippo6330142]

this is lame

[Patashu]

the amen break at the end is classy

[Rachman1337]

Straight from the glory days, this is indeed the greatest YT Poop ever created.

[A7Xsnaff]

LOL! God approves of this video! 5/5

[MrMegaman690]

Oh Dear God what is this...

Why do they had freakin laser beams?

I'm laugh so hard I sweating like crazy.

XDXD

[madcat0149]

3:51, Old man had to much vagria

[Analprinz1489]

BEST POOP EVER !!! E.P.I.C !!!!!

[modded2007]

3:51 O_. they actually showd that? XD

8:01 oh snap.

[h86obsid]

We talk to one man who prepares to return to work tomorrow.

[mrSimon34]

Its sad. Thats my favorite part of the video, and nobody picked up on it =(

[FOTEPX]

Oh, the WORRY.

[TopperRtcw]

c'è pure il logo della TV svizzera. XD

[SikGamer70]

I think the little music part from 1:34 to 2:37 is the best youtube poop you have ever made. Ever. I just can't get over how well-thought out and hilarious it is.

Some funny bits of it:

2:15 Planning to CUM in your parents.

1:58 CUM IS DANGEROUS! Yippee cum, gotta love cum.

LOL XD

[ngobleus]

"Hey, f*ck you there at Royal Mail headquarters!..."

[onow1994]

ns remix looooooooooooooooooooool xD

[Aquir00]

ur crazy man, it HILARIOUS xD

[ngobleus]

Dude, do you put the 'Get Food!' thing in most of your YTPs?

[SikGamer70]

You mean "Jet Boots!"? :P

And yes it is a growing fad in YTP.

[cazroline89]

awesome

[mzh3000]

CUM IS DANGORUS!!!!

[Nefus2]

3:52

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[blahmaen]

CUM.

[SikGamer70]

3:52

O_o

[ToxicBullet666]

what cartoon is the first one?

[DamagedF0X]

Surreal and psychedelic...

Fun ;)

[ngobleus]

Can't believe some of the source material for this--can't believe that kids actually have watched this stuff. It's creepy.

But Electricthecheese does a good job with it.

[SikGamer70]

Yeah the 'life' education video is pretty disturbing. The source video is in the Related Videos section called 'once upon a time... life'.

[electricthecheesealt]

<-- electricthecheese's alt account

[ngobleus]

Really fucking weird cartoon. Good YTP though.

[Cynthia149]

I agree with the Royal Mail part, they don't get your parcel in time as they use to!!?

[AguFungus]

One of the guys at the end ( 8:09 ) looks like Waluigi.

[Gargomon251]

This reminds me that your YTPMVs actually have as much work put in the video itself as the music. Way to raise the bar! You show those idiots with their "this video contains" bullshit how it's really done!

[ShockMouseGUN]

god, its so trippy! im so...

WAIT!! WHERE AM I!!??

[mixmunkidan]

Oh jeez i think i remember the body functions show =, anyone remember what its called?

[RotaryPoweredRX]

Mario:You didn't tell me you were bringin a secret weapon,Luigi.

Luigi: .....................

[DSplinters]

OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!!

[fattoler]

Where's the old Hitler intro?

[Isaacian27]

"Unless you can fly."

"JET BOOTS"

Seriously, "JET BOOTS" is my favorite fad of yours, cheese-man.

[williamday247]

Spin spin spin!

...You are the nigga man xD

[burningfajitas]

You can turn anything into music.

It's a cool skill.

[purplemonkeymouth]

best you tube poop ive ever seen !

[BLARGEN69]

Our cocks used to be fish tails?.. You learn something every day XD

[matowana]

LOL NAZI CELLS

[StevetheEmperor]

You made me spit out my candy.

[spittingimage4005]

your best poop

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

3:51 .....Did a baby's head just popped out of her vagina? 0.o Whatever...

[Badluckcrow]

YIPPY CUM!

[hoho330]

lol super fast nazis

[Novums]

Hello. I'm Comrade Salter. I'm a freakin' Nazi!

ROFL

[JessiDlux]

LOL 3:50

ITS A RAVE.

[JessiDlux]

XD

This is probably the best [worst?] Youtube Poop I've seen in quite awhile.

Though now I'm going to be forever damaged mentally...

Mighta been worth it...

Prolly not.

[Hunttiger]

2.57: Left bloodcell has a hard on xD

[ThePalTomkiss]

LOLOLOL!!!

[ehrenzoner]

The Music Video part was hilarious.

The CUM is Dangerous!

[electricthecheese]

Yippie!! Cum!

[GojiFog]

Ahhh... my very first YTP.

[Gamer4672]

so wait let me get this straight...tiny nazi's who build lasor shooting sperm tanks live in everyone???...weird anyways i love YTP vids and im going to give u a 5

[Homepie]

What, didn't you take Biology in high school?

[Gamer4672]

lol i guess i got the cheap class =P

[dragfyrepoop]

has anybody else noticed that Mama Luigi is apparently the pinnacle of evolution?

[Daramue]

I couldn't help to comment on this video again if only to say "THEY....ARE...DANGEROUS." Good thing Dr. Light is always there to tell us what's dangerous and what's not.

[MightyHoodMan]

sounds like "fill me with cum!"

[UneasyMonkey]

all bacteria are wrapped in CUM

[Robman275]

Mark Austin owns all news reporters

2nd only Trevor McDonald in view

[00George00]

Subliminal birth 3:52, hehe XD

[Akkita]

Rofl, never gets old. xD

[melendez1987]

@00George00 i was like WTF???!!!!

[GojiFog]

Ahhh...

The first poop I ever saw.

[ellisdee25]

funny shite, serious lulz

[Silentgeargrandia]

Best sex education tape. EVER.

[LurkerPatrol5]

Ancient bacteria is surrounded by CUM

[Badluckcrow]

Deepercutt, Electricthecheese,Walrusguy,JE­FFLINDBLOM are all good poopers. If all of them stop, poop wouldn't be very interesting but I'am not telling them to not move on from poop. Also there are other Great poopers out there.

[chaoticdanor]

lol fuck1nfunny

[weareallanemic]

I thought 3:51 was a cut from a creepy pregancy fetish porn...

otherwise, frickin funny.

[Diddidonut]

where did you download those clips from?

[mrSimonUK]

Your mum.

[Daramue]

Well put.

[RG7621]

I remember watching that body cartoon when I was young. And btw, I work for Royal Mail!

[mrSimonUK]

Wow. Double whammy.

[fudgemonkeyz69]

What cartoon was this from?

[latosydude]

did she say " our cocks are made of fishfingers!"???

[smoogirl]

meantly disturbing..

[Shintaka9009]

They're gonna love it!

[Moley87]

I love your musical sections!

[SUPEREMERALD123]

He turns anything he sees into music, which makes him the legendary poop maker he is today. ♡THE MUSIC!

[Diddidonut]

YEP

Electricthecheese is the king of YTPMV

Deepercutt the master of RAVE

Walrusguy is the master of SENTENCE MIXING

JEFFLINDBLOM is the master of REPETITION

[ANDYXP123]

no.

[Diddidonut]

YEP

Electricthecheese is the king of YTPMV

Deepercutt the master of RAVE

Walrusguy is the master of SENTENCE MIXING

JEFFLINDBLOM is the master of REPETITION

[popsszz]

3:51 made me laugh my head off XD

[Paddymcwhoop]

our cocks used to be fish fins! ha ha ha

[saltystuff]

This was very educational. Indeed.

[Rhino1004]

Yes. It teaches you that cum is dangerous.

[Diddidonut]

silly fool

[insanityJ]

There Was A Cartoon Of How Your Body Works????

[Rhino1004]

Nonononono. It was an acid trip during science class and they were talking about AIDS.

[FeynmanMH42]

Yes, it's called Once Upon a Time: Life.

Look it up, it's awesome.

[Rogueofmv]

The poop: the source of all life. It took three thousand, five hundred million years. Fifteen million, five thousand, three hundred, sixty-three billion, five million, nine THOUSAAAAAND and twenty-two!

[Rhino1004]

Noone can survive without this.

Except Chuck Norris.

[DumbTomato]

How about bruce willis?

[Rhino1004]

He might be able to survive a day or so.

[spinnypanda34]

how about catain falcon

[Rhino1004]

Robotnik: NO!

[mostlyeatenchicken]

Bwa ha ha, the nucleotides have faces!

[karasZero]

My CUM is DANGEROUS!!!!!

[Sigma5656]

Tu parle un PENIS il ouvre comme une Porte ca ces dépasser les limite.

[Sigma5656]

What the F*** Is this is the sperm is the *** IM FIRIN MAH LASAR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[Joorum]

I used to watch that cartoon about human anatomy when I was young.

GO ON AND RAPE ALL OF MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FOR ALL I CARE!!!

I just love these videos! XD

[kfijatass]

Moral of this video : Guys, don't masturbate because remember - you will die by lasers and your dick will be used as fish bins.

[Keaton2008]

"Our cocks used to be fish fins."

The remix from the video, is it available for download?

[jarc24]

"hello im conrad salta im a FREAKING NATZI" i was like:..........what? then when i saw hitler he i knew what that ment XD

[blahmaen]

make mp3 of song @ 1:27 :D

[DanielJuno]

made editing skills

[CoSp001]

"Hey you emo, why don't you and I go in there and see how a cell is made."

lol

[jarc24]

ITSA BOY at 3:51

[AguFungus]

LOL WUT?

[HookersNdBlow]

win

[TehRabidMonkey]

rofl haha this is wonderful.

[ColonelVomit]

"Why don't you and I go inside there and see how a cell is made? EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAE­EAAEEAAEEAAEEAA!!!"

[RobochaoXX]

The whole world is based on poop!!!

[blahmaen]

Robo-sperm-laser-go!

[Jimbobbil]

FUCKING HELL! It's the How My Body Works videos!!! Is there no end to what YouTube Poop can dig up from my childhood!?

[Seishinbunretsusho]

wtf at 3:51

[jarc24]

ITSA BOY (_ /-\ (_ VV

[Urmean15]

I love you and your poops.

[blahmaen]

I second that notion! :D

[Weirdboyscott]

Ancient cells are surrounded by come. Yay, come!

[HEADCRABSRTASTY]

look you emo (chris crocker attack) LOL

[Gargomon251]

I never noticed that.

[astronerd5557]

Our cocks used to be fishbone?

[dethshand48]

th3 3rth, 4pr0x3m1t7y NEEYYENNNNEE THOOUUUSSSIIIIINNNNNNDDD!!!!!!­!

lol

[ranchdressing]

Nice ending.

Mario: You didn't tell me you were bringin a secret weapon, Luigi!

Mama Luigi: >:(....

[ranchdressing]

2:56 Oh so they had microscopic pedophiles in Germany. I'm glad everybody stays away from the flowers then.

[RydiaxChan]

:^D

[FeynmanMH42]

Holy crap. YouTube Poop and Once Upon a Time Life. I love you. :D

[TheMoogleking]

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT :^D

[jarc24]

TECHNO TIME!

[Blondie323s]

00:04 to 00:31 i had to watch that in school a long time ago that movie was the weirdest shit ive ever seen

awesome youtube poop :-)

[Homepie]

What song is being played during the sperm's onslaught? I remember it so well but I can never remember its name.

[electricthecheese]

Its a rave tune from one of the BONKERS collections.

I've forgotten precisly which one.