Probably one of Jimmy Carr's funniest moments

[dennisrossonero]

wish i could be that cool in front of 2 half-naked women like these...

[jpjpd]

perfect video. brilliant comedy, stunning view

[TechnoBeanieBaby]

he was born james anthony patrick carr, born september 72 in limerick ireland. :-)

[Admiralhall2000]

Porchia is nice. She should got to America and do some movies!

[minichapify]

in the words of the great toby turner, 'hothothothothothothothothotho­t'

[profsim]

@JimothyJimson And Argumental is a programme on Dave...

[JimothyJimson]

@profsim ... and?

[RemixPicture]

The girl on the left is freaking hot!

[w35m4n]

Jimmy Carr has a fucking incredible ability to look people in the face and insult them, without seeming to feel bad about it. It's kind of amazing.

[randombaz]

damn so hot

[SlipperyPedo]

@JimothyJimson I did not ... sorry - too much pressure.

[charcharbinx]

@JimothyJimson I'm sure you've gotten responses from a lot of people, but just in case, Mr. FromFulham is BACK! This time with two channels: NickFromFulhamAgain and NFFAgain. He's covering all his bases this time :)

[ZeWarlord]

00:13 Trying to hide that boner are we Rufus?

[Hoodeeny]

lol at 1:26 as girl on left has a sneaky peak then realises camera is still on her.

[MegaGreeny13]

legend! lmao!

[DelosFive]

For Jimmy Carr, I thought this a bit weak. Definitely funnier Carr out there.

[Peace2011yes]

I love woman but hate they aloud us man to put them down.

[Babyhowdy233]

@Peace2011yes

Let's face it, women put themselves down. As soon as these two young women came out in practically nothing when EVERYBODY ELSE in the room is fully clothed they put themselves down, simply to earn a bit of money. If women ever rise to the same level of respect and earning power as men have in this world they will have to do it themselves, instead of accusing men of holding them back.

[Peace2011yes]

@Babyhowdy233 Money talk.

[Peace2011yes]

Respond to this video... The plan of the creator was for us to be equal, but from the beginning man lie, Peter in the Bible was a big liar, make me laugh how we follow books wish are man made. 

[thestalkinghead]

@Babyhowdy233 thats so wrong, men admire and respect women so much that we would actually pay money just to look at them

[Manekdk]

@Babyhowdy233 I would love to show up wearing practically nothing to make some money!!! But i'm a guy... does that change anything?

[EdgarBoffin]

Can we give Jimmy Carr a rank higher than Boss?

[QLnox]

Legend that is Jimmy Carr

[V8interceptor1000]

Try that "I'll just explain it to the blondes" line in real life - honestly, zero to a knee in the groin in under three seconds

[highschooly]

@V8interceptor1000

Not true at all, unless the blondes are humourless twats.

[Misterpew]

If you pause it at 0:56, he looks like Bert from Sesame Street. :/

[udi10]

Jimmy Carr was in that? guess my attention was elsewhere

[jungleng]

left is prettier but right has a nicer body. dang,

[JimmySteller]

I agree with Jimmy's preferred choice of those two ladies.

[simsniper]

Let me explain it to the blond. 1.... 2.... 3 reaction.

[Nikon05]

girl on the left.......god damn

[PJ7812]

The hotter one takes longer to get it 0:32

[99kellas]

right is hotter

[AlgrimBlack]

@99kellas nooo way, the left one is soo cute ;)

[iheartculture]

I love British people

[StudioBurst]

@iheartculture and we love you too strange mysterious foreigner :D

[chickflickaddict91]

@iheartculture Am Jimmy Carr is Irish tho isnt he????? born in cork I think....

[Nikon05]

@chickflickaddict91 ah he was born over here, but I'm fairly sure he lived most of his life in England

[chickflickaddict91]

@Nikon05 Oh yes thats rught ,. his parents are from Limerick!

[ry7ky]

name of comedian at 1:05 ?? Thanks.

[callmeapriest]

@ry7ky marcus brigstocke

[ry7ky]

@callmeapriest thx :D

[00Phat12345]

notice when he said the blonde joke and turned, around it took her ages to get it

[PFCPure]

Yes

[robertgaudlitz]

he really is second only to eddie izzard :)

[haOGCha]

"she's got a tattoo there, and i like pictures" epic!

[saqibq]

The left one is Stacey l Massey one on the right is Porchia Watson

[haOGCha]

@saqibq thankyou for sharing this information

[Mangina9000]

@saqibq Of course her name is "Porchia Watson." That's the only name that configuration of woman parts can be named. Porchia fucking Watson. You've got to be kidding me.

[SolsticeRyosake]

@saqibq

And Stacey is mostly shot in the nude for the record, lovely lady however ;)

[saqibq]

@SolsticeRyosake u mean topless?

& yeah. she seems cool.

[SolsticeRyosake]

@saqibq

My misstake, topless, and yeah.

[milosQaX]

@saqibq You Sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Yepper307]

WHO ARE THOSE WOMEN?

[BcepSlipknot]

does anyone know the names of those two beautiful blondes??

[prophetchannel]

the host looks like a male version of Jo Brand.

[samtasty]

@prophetchannel you fucun legend... that is a great joke

[supersesqui]

@prophetchannel

Really ?

Let me look again..

oh my God you are right !!

Tell everyone, because absolutely NOONE has ever noticed that durint the last 8 fucking years !!!

You must be some kind of genius or something !!

I ill go for the "something"........

what a guy !

[derrenlegendbrown]

Thumbs up if you'd have a threesome with the two girls.

[LaymanScholar]

He is one naturally funny guy, razor sharp wit.

[weatherallc05]

i guess he wont be getting them in bed with them

[weatherallc05]

yeah yeah the usual blonde jokes, seriously its absolute bollocks. im sure they heard of the phrase blue in the face

[corpsemunger]

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[weatherallc05]

@corpsemunger lololololololololololololol i know but its just same old same old

[weatherallc05]

oooh well ill tell ya this would do me just fine

[djdanadams]

i would lick all 3 of their arseholes right after they took a shit!

[VeryApe111]

@djdanadams who says romance is dead

[djdanadams]

@VeryApe111 its not, but i mean it they can even lay a curly 1 on my chest if they pay me a fiver

[Flydeification]

@VeryApe111 hahahahah best reply ever.

[dageezerboi]

@djdanadams you should hook up with Louise and jay from big brother they would be right up for that ;)

[toolworks]

I'll have the one on the right :)

[AkumaOfTheHorde]

@ProperMuzik lol your name is clever. Instead of music you finished it with a k! You're such a cool dude!

[KryzMasta]

Hey, a video where the title actually fits the content! Well done.

[Kaos77Kisame]

I usually don't like Jimmy Carr, but he's properly on a roll here.

[daarkmatter]

the blondes are just 'smoking hot'!

[wes23579]

hahaha, watch the difference in the girls' smiles from when he says he chooses the one on the left, till the end of the video

[luvcomedy123]

I can't focus on Jimmy Carr's jokes because those girls are waaaaay too babing.

[JSCwrd]

Auto erotic asphyxiation.

[AkumaOfTheHorde]

15 people don't like pictures

[ishtaq]

Nah, that was weak

[MrManson94]

oh he totally fucked 'em both in the dressing room after the show

[LasseLundster]

LOLOLOL

[xEnder686x]

The blondes reaction time is.,.. the same as everyones else including the crowds? lol I don't see the big deal people are making. maybe the left one lags an extra second but thats it?

this is fuckin hilarious though xD

[TheRoyleFamilyFan96]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MauritsLuijs]

tit fuck the right one

[MrCheeseee]

ahhh soooo hot

[flabbybog]

The blondes there are sooo slow.....5,4,3,2,1 - the blondes react.

[jaylias]

very good looking, especially one on the left

[2tame4fame]

The one on his left is Soooooooooooo hot!

[dougiepoolable]

@2tame4fame My left or his left?

[robertgaudlitz]

@2tame4fame our left or their left?

[trisnjok]

@robertgaudlitz yes

[MarekUtd]

@2tame4fame The one on his right is Sooooooooooo much hotter!

[keaton223]

@2tame4fame i dont like her smile :S but shes still gorgeous

[SweetZombiJesus]

@2tame4fame You mean behind his right shoulder when he is facing us right? Our left?

[moogle301]

This isn't bad, I won't 'dislike' it but I don't think it's close to his funniest. It was quite predictable (e.g. boy twin) and weren't a ton of laughs. A matter of opinion I guess.

[MartinJWillett]

@moogle301 Comedians are at their funniest when you can anticipate about 25% of their jokes, it makes it funnier when they confound your expectations. Jimmy Carr, Stewart Francis and Tim Vine are good at this aspect of the craft.

[moogle301]

@MartinJWillett I would agree some of the time. Sometimes it makes the joke funnier sometimes it means its unoriginal. I wasn't saying this was bad or anything I just disagree with the title because I've found other things he's said a lot funnier. =] (Not that I can recall a specific example).

[TheRockRiff]

No shit they got the joke u fuckwit, he was making another joke, so if you can count that high, that's 2 jokes. People annoy me -.-

[B0rnchiquita]

i think 'the blondes' got the joke they were just playing along....

[riceandpeasanaful]

oh shit those girls look fit

[benehan]

oh god mysogyny at its absolute best

[xusen008]

What's the last bit: "I am up here, btw, please stop" referring to?

[MrHenkules]

@xusen008 His ass.

[Jono1982]

@xusen008 Jimmy Carr was making a joke about the two "blondes" checking out his ass from behind. Like many women of their calibur complain to men to stop staring at their chests.

[JosephUK82]

whats the models names?

[rajivk91]

I'd do all three of them.

[Restayvien]

@rajivk91

lmao

[0elewapper]

and I like pictures XD

[MrCockSlut]

this is par for the carr

[mdjkorff]

sounds like motherfucker if you say it in English

[thanwany]

0:30 the blonde on the left did take a while to be offended :P

[ashburnhouse]

The one on the right is soooo British-looking.

[LondonPride25]

@ashburnhouse She's definitely on the hotter end of the British-looking scale though. Don't believe me, just go out on a saturday night in any town or city in Britain and observe the high-proportion of munters.

[Porrly]

Jimmy's on form!

[cragmac1000]

"I'm up here, can you stop..." Nice one Jimmy.

[MrMcBambi]

I would have done a visual demonstration to get my point across

[mollyjbrooke]

What program is this? And what season and episode?

[Sopphopper]

Jimmy: "Where are my manners, let me just explain that to the blondes."

3 seconds later: The blondes start laughing.

[D3w10n]

@Sopphopper Lag :D

[dtrez09]

I don't get why people laughed when he mentioned a 3some with 2 guys. Fair enough the straight men in the audience would find the idea funny, but why did the women laugh? Isn't that their equivalent to the 2 women 1 men that guys fantasise about?

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@dtrez09

Incest joke

[dtrez09]

@6Dantes6Inferno6 no people didn't laugh when he said twin, they only laughed when he said it was a male twin.

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@dtrez09

Sigh......

Jimmy is straight. It is implied that the male twin fucked the female one, he finished this joke on tour with "yeah you knew something was coming.... you just didn't know it'd be her brother, in her"

[dtrez09]

@6Dantes6Inferno6 don't sigh at me.

Incest isn't even funny.

[dtrez09]

@6Dantes6Inferno6 fair enough, fair enough.

[obglobgablob]

@dtrez09

Incest is hilarious. The only reason you'd have to not find it funny is if there's a part of your family tree that doesn't have very many branches in it. Got any skeletons in the closet there, chief?

[dtrez09]

@obglobgablob Incest isn't hilarious unless you are really immature. You imply that I need a reason not to find it funny but that's not how humour works. I don't have a reason. It's just not funny.

[obglobgablob]

@dtrez09

So are you just saying you don't find it funny, or are you saying that it objectively isn't funny?

[dtrez09]

@obglobgablob ...i don't know.

[obglobgablob]

@dtrez09

Well you should know. You're the one spouting this shit.

[dtrez09]

@obglobgablob I'm spouting nothing all I wanted to know was why it was funny. Nobody has yet to explain that, so I have come to the conclusion that none of you know and you are just laughing because the idea of incest is taboo. All these years I have been under the impression Jimmy Carr aims his jokes at people who need at least a bit of intelligence to understand them but obviously not.

[obglobgablob]

@dtrez09

Well there's your problem. You'll either find it funny based on your subjective impression, or you won't. You can't tell a person why they should find a joke funny. Regardless of whether or not they get the joke, itself.

Either way you don't have to go getting all pissy and snarky about it. Nobody's gonna hurt you.

[RaelXavier]

@obglobgablob the other twin is a girl (because this is a common straight male fantasy). The reveal that it was actually a male is merely a fun defiance of this expectation, we enjoy a bit of an aha! moment mostly at the sly fact that our assumptions were cleverly pointed out.

[obglobgablob]

@RaelXavier

Wouldn't it make more sense to direct that at the guy who didn't get it?

Sorry if you did, but it displays my username up here.

[RaelXavier]

@obglobgablob Shit man, sorry. I don't usually ever comment on youtube (I'm a redditor), it's a fucked up comment system. My mistake. Who is the guy that's confused, dtrez09? Sigh.

[obglobgablob]

@RaelXavier

lol, dw about it. I don't think the system on here is fucked up. The comments on the other hand.....

And yeah, that's the guy.

[dtrez09]

@RaelXavier don't worry I read your comment. I'm glad someone explained it without assuming I am lacking a sense of humour. I get why it's funny now, I just didn't assume the twin was a female.

[BFBCFTW]

@RaelXavier Reddit, AAAWWWWW YYYEEEAAAHHHH!

[RaelXavier]

@obglobgablob I'll take a shot at explaining the joke to you, why not; it actually doesn't have anything to do with incest (you can have a threesome with two twins and they don't have to have sex with each other, an incest taboo is emphatically not what is being riffed on here) - it's actually quite basic, it's mainly that humour involves a surprise twist of expectation. Everyone who heard him say that he had a threesome with twins (one of whom was stated to be a girl) unconsciously assumes that

[Dionysus187]

@dtrez09 Anything can be funny, it just takes a proper SENSE of humor to detect it.

[dtrez09]

@Dionysus187 Thanks for capitalising sense I wouldn't have understood you otherwise. By the way You spelt humour wrong.

[Dionysus187]

@dtrez09 I did not spell humor wrong since I'm from the USA and using proper American English spelling. So, you're a fucking retard. I assumed as much when I decided to capitalize 'sense', I'm glad I was correct and it proved useful for you.

[Porrly]

@Dionysus187 There is no such thing as 'American English' (or is it Englizh?)!

[Dionysus187]

@Porrly For not even existing as a concept there sure is a shit ton info on it. Google 'American English' and not find the 15+ million results.

[larssiddis]

Who are the girls?

[echoplextic]

im sorry jimmy i wasn't concentrating what did you say :L

[bilalha123]

I swear this was funnier the second time I watched it. o_O

[hashthedealer]

How does one beam with SUCH confidence?! :P

[moshugari]

the blondes reaction time is hilarious

[BobCMcDonald]

i wasn't looking at jimmy

[simsniper]

The one on the left gets my weeks wages :)

[GDMC07]

probably nailed them both after..I wish i was famous then i could be fat AND get pussy...the real american dream

[zaucyboy]

What is "auto fixation"(?) (the first joke) sorry, English is not my main language

[jmngll]

@zaucyboy "auto asphyxiation" is strangling yourself when you orgasm.

[zaucyboy]

@jmngll Aha, thank you very much for explaining it to me!

[amgoD]

@jmngll Doesn't have to be when you orgasm. Auto standing for yourself, like auto biography. Asphyxiation is the act of suffocation so just choking yourself, granted the way he was using it was implying during an orgasm, but generally you would add the word erotic in there somewhere.

[BobCMcDonald]

@zaucyboy I think auto asphyxiation is strangling yourself

[TheTycarroll]

that blonde on the left definitely wanted to fuck jimmy carr!

[ShredderBenjamin]

Fucking gorgeous birds right there...

[JusDisNexGuy]

jimmy carr is a legend but this is definitely not his funniest moment!

[creepercraft100]

lol

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

Anyone know what episode this is?

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

By being a dick to them and being funny Jimmy is slowly making them more atracted to him.

[TexiG]

On the left, holy cow.

[Sboy200]

thous girls are soooo lucky....