"would you like to buy my ukelele? its only tirty (<----- filipino) dollars?um sure dude ill buy lemme see? OKAY HE HEYY here you go. yeah dude thats cool man. really?yeah you lovin it? yeah. GIMME YO MONEY.. OOOO OOOOO . BAM BAM! (on uke)im dead im dead. huh gimme my ukelele. ( on uke ) your dead your dead..... walks away happily!
lies, this is what u do. u meet a stranger offerin candy, u keep em in the NUTS! an ask him if he wants his candy back. someone tries sellin u somthing, u tell them this.
u spin around. I WILL EAT UR HEART THEN FUCK U BRAIN!!
a old man asks u to help him cross the street. u tell him this.
old man. ur own fault u cant walk. u need to search for the fountain of youth, dumbass then laugh.
when tele guy calls, tell them. SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON. THEN HANG UP!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
hahahaha idk what made them think of this but they are crazy this is funny I love most of there videos lol me and my cousin so need to get on youtube lol =) good work guys!
Wow I like the Bike. Nice did he grew? lol. jk. Its Dora I love Dora! STupid Idiot I almost got you lmfao! I dead Im dead. Your dead your dead. eww fart. wow crouchy old man. mean kid carrying funny way. mean man this time*old man* :3 I like the name Shaquisha. :P Whos that boy in da phone? and.. GIMME MYAW MONEY!*punch pucnh* shoot shoot* :D bye
"Wenn du das hier liest wirst du in 5 Jahren ungebracht , schickst du es ..." mehr "Wenn du das hier liest wirst du in 5 Jahren ungebracht , schickst du es an 5 videos weiter, wirst du in 2 Jahren schwer verunglücken, schickst du den Text an 10 Videos wirst du in zwei Wochen richtig viel glück haben"
Collar outside of jacket :P
KOSUB11 4 days ago
Thumbs up if you watched this in 2007 :D
Sly4TiTimeCE 2 weeks ago
thank you wasabi for teaching me to never help old people lol
msg0123456789 1 month ago
At any point, does he take his money?
TheCrew47 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Roi can come play the ukelele for me anytime(:
8LexiLove8 1 month ago
"you suck!"
"huh?"
Haha so funny!
caninecrazy101 2 months ago
"GIMME MY UKELELE!" *grabs ukelele* "You're dead, you're dead. you're dead....!!!!"
JulieAcePe 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"The next video is..SON OF A BITCH"
Acrodents 2 months ago
SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THAT RJSA HOODIE! its like super impossible to find and i know its old
dahcustodian 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wow so not true the old man o and im 6 yeas old wow wassabi productions! Wow
mymaximovies 3 months ago
that tickles! roflmfao Stupid idiot stupid idoit!
sundanceel 3 months ago
@TheDailyFact15 Mannnn, that quality was the shit when this video first came outttt
HaruhiDancer4Ever 3 months ago in playlist HaruhiDancer4Ever's favorites
Man that's weird.
YOU SUCK!
Huh?
magazinely 5 months ago
giveme yo monney
kevinchristiancalma 5 months ago
XD
chileanbabay94 6 months ago
I love the STUPID IDIOT song and "Hi. I'm Roi. But you can call me Roi."
fyoraroxsox 7 months ago
4:28-4:36 HILARIOUS!!
WildFlmz7 7 months ago
Stupid idiot stupid idiot stupid idiot i ALMOST GOT YOU!
GodzOfGamez 8 months ago
100 people obviously said yes and took the candy.
msKallist 8 months ago
They all say "give meh yo monay!" they killed the dude but nevr get the money... haha
robbiedude97 8 months ago
lmfao ! "stupid idiot stupid idiot i almost got you!" haha mah funny!
kewiegirl227 8 months ago
roi u look so cute
rayrei22 9 months ago
Lol this is my favorite one of your videos!
XxXxRyuk 9 months ago
"would you like to buy my ukelele? its only tirty (<----- filipino) dollars?um sure dude ill buy lemme see? OKAY HE HEYY here you go. yeah dude thats cool man. really?yeah you lovin it? yeah. GIMME YO MONEY.. OOOO OOOOO . BAM BAM! (on uke)im dead im dead. huh gimme my ukelele. ( on uke ) your dead your dead..... walks away happily!
<3 youu Roi!!
Jillianlovesyou1 10 months ago
You guys are hilarious :D
stanna1227 10 months ago
Nice cane roi ^_^
MsLatravieza 10 months ago
"the last video im about to show you is OH SHIT!!" XD
Yougottreated 11 months ago
Wheres Alex? :(
MegaVideoluver 11 months ago
99 people burnt their hand with a ironing
ninjadream100 11 months ago
the next video im about to show bphphphphphphp lmao
MsHottie757 11 months ago
OMG. This is such a flashback moment for me! Haha. You guys are great. (:
twiikimchi 11 months ago
Lol i lov ur stupid idiot song wat r the chorsds?
soopafreshluther 1 year ago
"uh, no i dont need one right now.*hangs up* thats weird."
"YOU SUCK!"
"huh?"
Acrodents 1 year ago
dude!!! that is the cleanest garage i have EVER seen!!! lol creepy!!! :)
JorandCar 1 year ago
hey Roi what were the cords u used for the stupid idiot song and the buy my ukulele song
TehBuddaChris 1 year ago
lol ''aaaahhh dat tickles ahahaha''
TehBuddaChris 1 year ago
wow i cant believe 99 people tried this and still got robed
TehBuddaChris 1 year ago
The awkward bathroom scenes are the best! (:
beller2asleep 1 year ago 2
LMFAO "Hey little kid come here, want some cand little kid?" "Is it sugar Free?" "Yeah Yeah Sugar Free!"
xionultima 1 year ago
Ryan Higa and you should make video together! I mean, ryan-sean-you-alex! Four of you!
VoqueQawaii 1 year ago 47
GIMME YO MONEY!
Prijanga 1 year ago
"YOU LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!" Lol I love you guys.
OkamiWSDwarrior 1 year ago
XDDDD lmfao roi as an old man
thewallpus 1 year ago
I laughed at 5:02 then ended at 5:18. I wuz like, HAHAHAHAHAhahaha, HAHAHAHAHAhahaha, HAHAHAHAHAhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGothygirls 1 year ago
GIMME YO MONEY!!!
haley3131 1 year ago
lies, this is what u do. u meet a stranger offerin candy, u keep em in the NUTS! an ask him if he wants his candy back. someone tries sellin u somthing, u tell them this.
u spin around. I WILL EAT UR HEART THEN FUCK U BRAIN!!
a old man asks u to help him cross the street. u tell him this.
old man. ur own fault u cant walk. u need to search for the fountain of youth, dumbass then laugh.
when tele guy calls, tell them. SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON. THEN HANG UP!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
sporto32 1 year ago
OMG I LOVE UR VIDEOS LOVE IT !!!! XD
lol
marshmello04 1 year ago
all so funny the end is to :)
TheDellanator 1 year ago
anyone what chords he is playin at3:00
275Rob 1 year ago
LOL LOL LOL !!! NERF GUNS!?!?!
JustToSuscribeXD 1 year ago
*BANG! "That Ticklez! Ohh Hooo HOoo!" "GIMME YO MONEY!" *BANG!
aninjawitskills 1 year ago
i died from start to finish
jdiva4ever 1 year ago
man thats weird... YOU SUCK!
mikeallegretta 1 year ago
"no no you look scary....like michael jackson......aaaaaahhhhhhh!"
winyourprize74 1 year ago
3:35 to 4:04 i was CRACKING UP!!!!! XD
2idiotzWithAcamera 1 year ago
lol!!!
Strager: "Gimme your money! Gimme your money! *BANG!* *BANG!*"
Kid: "That tickles! Ha ha ha ha!"
Stranger: "*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* Gimme my candy!"
lol!!!
nickster355 1 year ago
I cracked up when u were on the toilet....
Scsgirl90 1 year ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Palkiaisthegreatest 1 year ago
omfg that was funny as hell when u burnt urself with the iron xD i rewatched it like 6 times hahahaha
codiablee 1 year ago
id take it in the butt, theese guys are HOT
xXNobodysHeroXx 1 year ago
im roi, you can call me roi.
blaketakestehcake 1 year ago 9
i love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
angrycross101 1 year ago
NO MATTER WUT I DO I GONNA GET SHOT! :O
NikkiDaOne 1 year ago
lolz xDD
orangeplum666 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHHAAH.I will never say yes again. :D
MrBarbyboy 1 year ago
woah this quality was not this bad before...
lmao still love this. hope you guys make new videos soon
mika18XD 1 year ago
Old Man FTW
CoDmAn6677 1 year ago
Roi you have a big bottom(:
ruthhafez 1 year ago
Stupid Idiot stupid idiot i almost got you!
GodzOfGamez 1 year ago
i lyk da stoopid idiot part
SuperLez123 1 year ago
stupid idiot i almost got u! lol funny funny funny
tinagurl90 1 year ago
Gimme your money!
xD
SavannahAndKellyShow 1 year ago
lol i know your cousin from school
TWE789 1 year ago
The last video i'm about to show u guys is about -*bleep*
MichaelJacksonGirl50 1 year ago
this is is the best videoo! ahaah
xoxogabsterz 1 year ago
"The next video I'm about to show-" *fart* lol
Roilover233 1 year ago
@ABTgirlsloveus Ummmm yeah. . . Alex? That's Roi (...)
BOOMPOWbethany 1 year ago
♪you're dead! you're dead!♫
skilletpanhead93 1 year ago
hahahaha idk what made them think of this but they are crazy this is funny I love most of there videos lol me and my cousin so need to get on youtube lol =) good work guys!
Hotone19922011 1 year ago
ALL RIGHT I GOT A NEW BIKE
Ozzpants13 1 year ago
that looks exacly like my bath room!!!!!!
HE WAS IN MY BATHROOM!!
skull666crusher 2 years ago
im dead im dead, your dead your dead. roflmao XD
haterbegone 2 years ago 6
im shequisha!..gimme yo money!
MusicXisXii 2 years ago
stupid idiot I almost got you xD
ZtupidAlchomist 2 years ago
xD one of my fav vid
"Um. . .No You Look Scary, You Look Like Micheal Jackson -Screams Like A Girl And Runs-"
iChinkyAznX 2 years ago
gimme ur money! hahaha every situation... hahaha
TheTedAllyShow 2 years ago
7:08 is funny
amahomoloser 2 years ago
ROLF "im dead,im dead" bang! "your dead, your dead"
vileflame1 2 years ago 60
@vileflame1 ROLF? oh! ok! I get it! ROLF means Roll On the Laughing Floor! HAHAHA! Sorry! Just had to say it!
lhadylila 1 year ago
@vileflame1 lol is it just me or does Roi sound like... Ahmed??
af4lazn 1 year ago
This vid is hilarious!!!!!= D
izzycaleycheypriscy 2 years ago
ya,dude i'll buy it!
give me the money!
im dead im dead-
*takes small quitar*your dead your dead!
animefanspro 2 years ago
Uh no youre scarry youre like micheal jackson Lmao !
123Littleprincess123 2 years ago 2
rofl. he dropped his glasses, and then they are in his pocket
detailrawr12 2 years ago
@detailrawr12
he must've had a 2nd pair of glasses LOL
zippy337 2 years ago
so close, i was so close!
detailrawr12 2 years ago
<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
detailrawr12 2 years ago
If you say yes, you will be shot dead lol
zippy337 2 years ago
how do you play the ukelele song?
adoboXleftoversX 2 years ago
sign on my front door:
"No Solicitors, No Exceptions. Violators Will Be Executed"
jefftherealdrunk 2 years ago
gimme ur money!haha
tinkdez 2 years ago
so funny 4:28 - 4:36!
AwesomeRobot12 2 years ago
funny, nothing better
liorpeles 2 years ago
LOL im dead im dead "BANG" your dead your dead LOL
hhardeen 2 years ago
you look like micheal jackson!
that made me ROFLMAO!
tiffyishyy 2 years ago
That tickles! LOL
tiffyishyy 2 years ago
if u say yes ull get shot lol
Angelofyourdreams132 2 years ago
hey wat song was roy playing in the beginning on the piano?
geochaosakanick 2 years ago
@geochaosakanick Silent Night by AJ Rafeal
CrazyFilipino9 2 years ago
ty person
geochaosakanick 2 years ago
GIMMI UR MONEY >:D hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
girlsinmotion100 2 years ago
lol im dead im dead!
fyoraroxsox 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha funny
yumiishiyama100 2 years ago
L;MFAOOOOOO that tickles!!
sugaandspice3000 2 years ago
Hott Hott TOTALLY Hott even in a suit :]p
HotCheetos666 2 years ago
learn to spell fumbfuck!!! its prononced "hot"!!!
Robbz95 2 years ago
i kno hw to spell. ur the 1 that cnt evn type dumbfuck correctly!!!!!!!! so get ur head out of ur ass n shut up!!!!!!!!
HotCheetos666 2 years ago
weres alex ?
littelgirlsrock 2 years ago
GIVE ME YO MONEY! Lmao! wassbi productions roc!
lol17laughoutloud 2 years ago
Oh man, I've had some good laughs with Hoiitsroi!
hakkaluggi 2 years ago
i have that second gun vg
asianpear77 2 years ago
i used to be scared of michael jackson
xxxJ0eJ0nasL0v3rxxx 2 years ago
lol 4:30 no you look scary you look like michael jackson ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
coolsinger9011 2 years ago
wheres alex
harryberry3 2 years ago
i`m died i`m died
yumiishiyama100 2 years ago
1:06 hahaha yes?
wicksnstix 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wicksnstix 2 years ago
i love this video! its so funny! :D
GUMMYxxBEARxx 2 years ago
Luv this vid 5 stars
XDbunny123 2 years ago
hahahahah so funny
zelcabe 2 years ago
i love the ironing part
SKYLERSUCKSASS 2 years ago 2
2:12 LOL.
sabbiesan 2 years ago
THAT TICKLES!
rofllllllllllllllllllllllll.
abercrombiegal09 2 years ago
5:46
Lmao.
What the fuck.
CassidyCanFly 2 years ago
"You stupid idiot you stupid idiot you stupid idiot I almost GOT CHOO!" lol I died.
MaxwellxBlackbird 2 years ago 14
5:45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (:
itstheliljayjay 2 years ago
GIMME YO MONEY
haha i love them!♥
xxmfloxx16 2 years ago
LMFAO<3
9090kathy 2 years ago
i love all ur vids.... i hope yall dont stop (ever)
SmellyMell245 2 years ago
omg you are greattt good job keep going :D !!!
IceSkaterDream789 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!
RockstarChickette 2 years ago
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haha you sucK
jballer54321 2 years ago
omg he can plays the piano!!!!!
DJjelleke 2 years ago
LMFAO♥
xPurpleDeath 2 years ago
STUPID IDIOT!! Lol...
ThePlanetMark 2 years ago
smoshesgunfire is a lot better but good anyway
FullyFliped 2 years ago
at 5:48it looks like he really hit his head!
trevornorris2007 2 years ago
Wow I like the Bike. Nice did he grew? lol. jk. Its Dora I love Dora! STupid Idiot I almost got you lmfao! I dead Im dead. Your dead your dead. eww fart. wow crouchy old man. mean kid carrying funny way. mean man this time*old man* :3 I like the name Shaquisha. :P Whos that boy in da phone? and.. GIMME MYAW MONEY!*punch pucnh* shoot shoot* :D bye
ThePacharisu 2 years ago
lol
azngirl967 2 years ago
shacrisha ahahha
dandanallen07 2 years ago
lawl]
ChuckNorris7749 2 years ago
5:44 was funnt as hell
ABATAYO808 2 years ago
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ABATAYO808 2 years ago
His GF name is Shaquesha?
ThePacharisu 2 years ago
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That was really mean saying something to
micheal Jakson. so mean
Tai11111 2 years ago
well this was long time ago...
when he was still alive.
ladiiexkhae 2 years ago 11
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. :D Loved it! Mass murdering strangers, soliciters, old men, and girlfriends! Yay!
thisawesomegirl 2 years ago 4
i know right!!!! that was funny :D
Natsgirl4ev 2 years ago
OMG i have the same house phone
wreslingbaby201 2 years ago 2
give me yo mooney!>:D lol
youkaibanban 2 years ago 3
LOL HILARIOUS!
bluewings321 2 years ago
lmfao xD Gimmy Yo Money!
TheLoralLaterpanda 2 years ago
lol
Vidday365 2 years ago
lol YOU GUYS ROCK! :P
mishelle120 2 years ago
if your a filipino and you can speak tagalog press the thumbs up button
imroxstar 2 years ago 20
Lmao 5:24 . when he shoots with both "guns"
2exclusive4u2see 2 years ago
maaaaaannnnn, gimmy ur money
ur just a camera man
no i m not
yes u r
no i m not
What da beeeeeap
Booooooooooom
edogg1021 2 years ago 8
LMfAo!!
Roi your AH-mazing<33
i <3 this vid
BAhahaha
:D
xMaRianaAaAx 2 years ago 4
at 2:17 roi YOU LOOK ADORABLE! hahhaha
lebaneseandproud01 2 years ago 4
mug gal ling
markbermas 2 years ago 6
lol
"man that was weird"
"YOU SUCK!"
"what?"
magazinely 2 years ago 9
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Vasquez1993 2 years ago
wheres alex
kakashi2209 2 years ago 6
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3 cl0se y0ur hand {make it int0 a fist}
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5 send dis t0 3 m0re vide0s
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09272547011 2 years ago
sooo funny i love your videos
barbarajjleon 2 years ago 2
PENOY POWER
avatarkatara101 2 years ago