Bush's Funny pre address

[Godivious]

Finally Bush tells the truth!!

[motorola99]

I miss Bush. He was funny. LOL

[amibidhrohi2006]

Brilliant!!

[TheSmokeTube]

LOL this is not real!!! But its funny!

[sharafudin2]

this is what they call funny times what he is saying and what he did is the somethink

[isair81]

"7 million, hydrogen powered, doctors."

Holy shit, run fer your lives!

[baraheemo]

Fuck you bush you are the big loser in iraq

[TheSmokeTube]

@baraheemo Have some respect. He was fighting for us, so please stop.

[ThaBigSmoke]

@baraheemo U are FUCKING RETARDED!!!

[baraheemo]

@ThaBigSmoke Was he fighting for you and for the american citizens ? !! ??!! ? ?

Did iraq attack Usa Before ? or did iraq kill any american child ?

please Honey Give me a logic answer

[Xandman999]

this is for real?? looks real..

[TheSmokeTube]

@Xandman999 Of course its not. LOL

[soower]

Stupid liberal fuck, get a life.

[missgriffin77]

You know....this really is the sort of thing I hear whenever I listen to him speak....what a clown...what a shame.

[starglowe]

LOL

[buknaked007]

That was hilarious! Great Work!

[ekid2k]

where's my 3 nukes?

[nombriliste]

If we could insist all US school children watch this instead of pledgingallegiancetotheflag, we might stand a chance ....

But ... we don't.

[watercreature]

this looks like it's from before the Iraq War. Probs 2003 state of the union.

[stynque1]

Finally! We don't have to try to read between the lies, er, I mean lines

[italstal07]

great job should be seen and heard worldwide!!! Sure it's satire?? rofl

[silentkillah07]

lmaooo go home and die...this is soo true

[deepsouth81]

you did good, this is great

[tdrehfal]

So funny, yet so close to the actual truth...

[TheonlymAz]

iwana fuck all in the congress butthole

[ultimate47]

Awesome!!

[Themaxima87777]

Awh that Bushy LOL LOL LOL

[rotflmfaool]

funny shit

[bougabouga]

we must offer ever child in america 3 nuclear missiles. loll very nice editing

[dikiwik]

i know its fake (not enough stuttering, bubbling mistakes etc for his real speech)but it really says something about america to have him as a leader..

[ustael]

Don't judge the people by the fat cats that are running this country into the ground. We do the best we can to bring about change here. Don't be a h8er.

[chuckbaker]

absolutely hilarious and tragically sad

[zeggy86]

funny shit

[chuckkottke]

And just how did this one get past Fatherland Security?! I must consult my local SS officer immediately! Heil Bush!! (in reverse, that is). Living proof that anyone (with enough money) can become President; and oh, how we pay for it in the long run!!

[madshred]

Bush started a really pointless mess of a war but this video is alarmist. If you believe all of it, then you're as malleable as the people that believe everything that Bush spews.

[ZippDementia]

It's not the real thing... and yet it is.

[parsefon]

I couldn't agree more.

[u4ikreign]

Holy hell... I almost pissed myself!

BWAAAHAAAAAHAAA! Shit... I woke everyone up in the house laughing so hard!

[aerognr87]

I must admit...very good editing. But anyone who believes this to be the real thing obviously has an IQ lower than 50.

[joecosta7]

This edition is closer of reality than you think aerognr87, maybe your IQ is much lower than 50

[crystalstarburst]

this is clearly fake, but good editing makes it look and sound so dam real.

[goatboy420]

Fucking genius! (That would be the person who put this together, not that illiterate, inbred, alcoholic puppet in front of the microphone.)

[mobarekacv]

OMG.. is this real?

[FrostRime]

Nope, it's just beautifully edited. Cut words out, pasted parts of the speech, and played with the audio a shit load. So no, it's not the REAL speech, but these are video shots of the speech.

[Dee1271]

no ya plonker its edited. But its very clever and you see how words can be twisted and misused

[iraqihitman]

message to the ppl of iraq...go home n die...bush...thts it..if i EVER SEE UR FUCKIN FACE IM GONA FUCK U UP U LIL MOTHA FUCKER WATCH HOW I PUT U ON UR FUKIN KNEES N MAKE U BEG FOR FUKIN MURCY U DUM FUCKA

[xxxaimeexxxx]

it aint real keep yur hair on and please dont beet me up!! :o :D

[iraqihitman]

yh its just made to anger ppl to persuade them not to vote for him(or for othas, to make them vote for him).. PLEASE NO1 REPLY TO ME

thanks =D =P

[bailz2004]

brilliant, bush sum's up america as a country, full of shit. (im not against war in iraq, just cant stand fuckin yanks.

[BigHewer]

Absolutely brilliant. The only difference is that there are no f*** ups in the edited version and there inevitably are when GWB really speaks.

[wwwDECALFXcom]

garbage

[bluefont]

I can't tell the difference between his edited speeches and his real ones. Actually, his real ones are funnier. LOL

[jwad2006]

i feel sorry for BUSH

[liamalexander]

whoever made this deserves a high five!

[stimpyl]

there's a lot of foreign countries that would agree. sad and funny.

[dudefromlondon]

Moeron you have opened the true heart of George W Bush, I really mean it....this is the reality! Moeron you have done the best peace of art ever!!! Thanks man.

peace

[eyesohazel]

I laugh my ass off every time

[homer30]

EDITED IDIOT!

[Teabone3]

Fantastic Editing.

[SoccerDevil22]

Thats an histerical edit, and really good..

but please do remember folks that this is EDITED!

[RoninGutts]

awesome stuff and oh so true 9/11 revisited on google video

[choche1984]

thank´s Moeron for this piece of beautiful art.

[senatarr]

This is hysterical.

[LilBrownieD]

Wow, what kind of editing is this?? It's so real!

[xxanyadxx]

shit man...I was drunk

[xxanyadxx]

I'd rather be a ter'ist than to help this retard destroy the world ...I mean "Offer every child in america 3 Nucular missiles" ? It is not funny anymore... and if u americans will stand for his bullshit...than I havta agree with yaggayaw....FUCK YOU

[Sianprice23]

Are you like fucking 9? They edited this text to make it sound like he was saying this shit. Do you really think george bush would stand there while televised saying: Sadam Hussain has missile's in his arse and lets give kids missiles? Use your brain! George Bush may be thick but god! Give him some credit

[room102]

ur a very gullible person! lmao fuck u too

[yaggayaw]

what about the indians raped by calvary

[yaggayaw]

fuck america and americans, bastards stii l have the indians in camps, fucking leave the land of indians u terrorists

[Jimis6937]

holy shit lol

[Katidid44]

That's pretty funny, especially the line about the "advanced 'nuculer' chemical" LOL Am sending this on to a few folks who will appreciate it. Too bad the comments are so close to what he and his cohorts believe.

[pinkchitarra]

it's very well done, isn't it? must have taken ages. yeah, the arse bit's the funniest.

[Sianprice23]

"The british government has learned that Saddam Hussain recently had an advanced nuclear chemical.. In his Arse!!" CLASSIC LINE

[stephenthegreat13]

I'll move to the usa if i get free nukes :)

so fuuny

[FootyFan007]

funnier than jim carrey

[Gorath79]

Hahah that was good.

[SpursBoy]

This was very funny..

[asumeggi]

Really nice editing job.. lol :)

[cmndo]

omg its so true !!!!!!! the USA screws the whole world up !!!

[toadieisgod]

funny as.best comedian on the circuit.

[fraros]

... too freaking funny!

hope the transcript helps...

[wakas2100]

LOL thanks!

[fraros]

The United States will ask the UN Security Council to convene on February the 5th to consider the facts of Iraq's ongoing defiance of the world. Secretary of State Powell will plant information to incite fear about Iraq's links to terrorist groups.

[Applause]

And tonight I have a message for the people of Iraq: Go home and die.

[Applause]

Trusting in the sanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy and it is not an option.

[Applause]

[fraros]

Almost three months ago the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm. The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently had an advanced nuclear program chemical in his arse, even while inspectors were in his country.

Our intellegence sources tell us that he's attempted to purchase 7 million hydrogen powered doctors and the western wall of the Pentagon.

[fraros]

To date, we've arrested, or otherwise dealt with 400 billion key commanders of al qaeda, which is enlisting tens of thousands of new volunteers across America. They include a man who directed logistics and funding for the CIA. One of them is found at the Department of Defense.

One by one, the terrorists are learning we're building a culture to encourage international terrorism.

[Applause]

[fraros]

This government is taking unprecidented measures to protect our people and defend our homeland. We've begun inoculating troops and first responders against ballistic airports. And this year, for the first time, we must offer every child in America three nuclear missiles.

[Applause]

[wakas2100]

Wasn't it "three nuclear bombs"? lol still funny

[fraros]

Our first goal is to show utter contempt for the environment. I have sent you a comprehensive energy plan to devestate communities, kill wildlife, and burn away millions of acres of treasured forests.

[Applause]

[fraros]

The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilization with electric drills, cutting out tounges, and rape.

[Applause]

[fraros]

Transcript:

Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished citizens, and fellow citizens: Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to threaten the world.

[Applause]

[travishayes89]

one word for him "D'OH!!"

[tebags]

Whether you find it funny or not, very good editing. Nice work ^^

[tvtruong]

Well done, man. Well done. Can't stop laughing.

[mattbreso1]

Fukin Hillarious!!!

[naserq]

what a speach

[RAB]

comedy spoofs like this are pretty damn hilarious. thumbs up to whom ever edited it. funny stuff

[pixie71]

finally someone translated his bushshit!

[Fleaslapking]

this is so funny what a foolish man. bit is it real?