Talking To Myself. Episode 3: Joke Barrier

[CHESHIRECAT2222]

LoL  B 101

[Menat666]

Hmm...interressante idee...und gute ausführung..

aufjedenfall kreativ :-)

[BenMisfit84]

This is just super :)

[esuoheci78]

lol this is scary

[mguilmot]

lol

still rules :D

[amran8888]

* hat

[amran8888]

Nice scarf and hot

5 stars

[Soupage]

I like your scarf.

[sarahmarie20]

hahah see this is why I love you. youre just too amazing for words!

[1bronzedbeauty]

this is too funny.

[jimsers]

Oh taht was good

[speedyconkiwi]

Hehe thanks : )

[1kayaman]

Going to be @ Wacken Open Air Festival this next summer. Looking for some Hacker Pschorr. I think that is the right spelling? ACCEPT !!! U.D.O. !!!!!

[SyntheticSenses]

Lol. Really funny.

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you!

[musosf]

Artsy-brusque Kiwi wins my heart too. But I have enough hugs for both of you.

Knock-knock jokes are HYSTERICAL when you're a child. Most people grow out of them. Then there's Nalts. :)

[speedyconkiwi]

It's the hat, isn't it?

Aaaw (((hugs))) to you too Mike!!

Then there's Nalts.. LOL

♥

[Newyorker2008]

video was good

[MegaBoaz]

Your second me is a bit rude, isn't she? >:(.

[speedyconkiwi]

She is.. but what can you do? It's not like you can chose who gets to live in your head, right? ; )

[MegaBoaz]

I don't know, I just send those in mine to fetch some apples.

[kenrg]

Great casting! Loved it.

[speedyconkiwi]

I paid a fortune to my casting director. It better pays off.

[Ranblv]

Nice work, we all have boring days, at least you are creative when you are bored.

[speedyconkiwi]

Saves my life sometimes. Thank you!

[darkntwisted2]

Bored much kiwi?:D Nicely done!Cheers

[speedyconkiwi]

Always : )

Thanks!

[Justinmazing]

Very nicely done. I couldn't see the line in the middle at all. Here's my joke-

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rino.

[speedyconkiwi]

Ha! Now that IS a joke : )

About the line: the lighting in that room is pretty good, and I used some sort of "soft" split screen for it. It makes the line disappear, but you have to be careful not to come too close to the middle of the frame.

Thank you!

[headbulb]

Your clones are mean but in a nice sorta way... ha ha They are so blunt

[speedyconkiwi]

Yes, they are. Oh well. Saves time, you know^^

[DarthOmega]

I think that's gotta be your shortest vid ever. Btw, when you got back from Oktoberfest, how did you do on your English thingy for school?

[speedyconkiwi]

No research for that comment, hm? ; )

Shortest video ever: Home alone or Working The Angles. Not so sure.

Aaaand apparently you haven't watched the video before this, hm? Watch Happy Dance and you'll know how I did : )

[DarthOmega]

I haven't had much time to do any research. Sorry. I'll eventually see your other vids when I get the chance.

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha no problem : )

No need to hurry, they'll be around for some time.

[maddmaddworld]

Jeez, maybe it is my sense of humor, but I thought that it was rather funny... ;-)

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you!

[MrFidelis]

lmao.. nice job there :) I've had a rough weekend so I really needed a good knock knock joke xD

You've done a nice job tho^^

[speedyconkiwi]

Hehe no "good" knock-knock jokes here, I'm afraid ; )

Hope you're better now!

[MrFidelis]

Hehehe, well.. maybe the next time? ;)

I'm afraid I'm not.. but thank you^^

[mrdarkknight]

lol stupid kiwi! you're still kinda sexy though :p

[speedyconkiwi]

Pah! That's right and I say it again: Pah!

[jarduli]

proud to b ur 1st subs-er

[speedyconkiwi]

: )

[ShadowsTemple]

What I like about this video:

- nice editing and timing

- you always chose the right music for your videos

- 2 of you, yay!

What I don't like about this video:

- sound quality

- the idea is funny, but not the text

[speedyconkiwi]

Hm. About the timing: I disagree. The timing sucked! But that's what you get from a one take, laziness and no script^^

Sound quality sucks in my living room, but it is the only room where the lighting for splitscreen works : (

[hhartely35]

Yeah .. its me .. very giving .. i´m a changed man after this video :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahahaha you're funny : )

[hhartely35]

Well, we aim to please :)

[camera1129]

I love you sooooo much!!!!!

[speedyconkiwi]

I like me, too^^

[josette54]

good job...love watching your videos...hugs

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you!! (((hugs)))

[Deswaldso]

haha, starring me, co starring me. How long did take you to make this? Btw, Americans have a stramge sense of humor, like knock-knock and a bunch of others.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hehe yeah I noticed that.

Well filming took me about... 2 minutes maybe? I did it in one take O_o

[Deswaldso]

wow. I always wanted to do a split screen video, but don't know how. And did you count the seconds in your ed, to know the timing of when to say stuff. Cuz yu almost missed it in the beginning ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha yeah I know. Well I didn't have a script, just the lines I wanted to say in my *head*... so I'm glad it worked at all, cuz I was really just too lazy to film again^^

[Deswaldso]

haha, I know how it is. It took me 30 minutes do do a simple video response to TheHill88. But how do you achieve the split screen effect?

[speedyconkiwi]

It's a free add-on for the wmm. But please don't ask me where I found it.... I have absolutely no idea LOL

Just so you know: this add-on exists somewhere in cyberspace^^

[Deswaldso]

tnx, I was looking for it, and found it in 3 minutes ;)I'll start making movies like this in no time xD

[speedyconkiwi]

Awesome! Glad you found it. It takes a bit practice, but once you know what to do, it's fun!

[JXintheZ]

Knock Knock jokes are the best!

Wonder why German humor is so underrated?

[speedyconkiwi]

Pah! Underrated my ass!

Knock knock jokes are NOT funny. That's all.

: )

[jabazzy]

If clones = more speedyconkiwi, than I'm happy :)

[speedyconkiwi]

So am I : ) Except for when it comes to the timing.. duh.

[pulpfictionfan1989]

u dnt have 2 tell me 2 comment... u know... it's my passion my life my job my everything!!! omg O.o but it is really!! no joke!!! am not kiddin u o.O

[speedyconkiwi]

I like your passion / life / job.

But I'm not paying you anything, I hope you know that^^

[TheGreatAndMightyMe]

I love this effect in videos.

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha me too! Yours was super funny. Loved the scream at the end!

[rumple10]

pretty funny

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks!

[BattlefieldDoktor]

We want more clones :o)

[speedyconkiwi]

I want better editing software : )

[BattlefieldDoktor]

What editing software do you currently use for this? It's at least better than mine ;o)

[speedyconkiwi]

wmm all the way : )

(like I could afford anything else -_-)

[Jellybeean007]

Very funny and cool video my friend. :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you : )

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

Lovely! always amusing to watch you, and yourself! Tell it to Karla maybe she'll get it!

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh Karla!! Haven't seen her in a while. Have you? I wonder what she's been up to lately..

Or maybe I DON'T wanna know..

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

I know what you mean lol. Ignorance can be Bliss

[RiddleSpider]

Very funny you little kiwi you. :) Cuteness abounds

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you, you little Spider!

[king7272777]

how do you do that?

i cant ive tryed.

[speedyconkiwi]

Pure magic ; )

[king7272777]

...plz tell me how to split skreens.

but lol magic =] !

btw i loved the vid!

[SteveRamone0075]

I prefer the intellectual Kiwi to the joke-telling one. I think it's the hat. Oh and the scarf.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hehe it's all about accessories, hm? ; )

[zipdoodah]

Hi Kiwi :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Hi Zip! How's it going? ; )

[zipdoodah]

Fine thanks. Getting ready to go to bed (1 am where I live). Hope you have a great day.

[speedyconkiwi]

Have a great day yourself, sir : )

I just woke up -_-

[filthmusic]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Major.

Major who?

Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!

Get it! Made your behind sore when you got spanked!! You know you love it.

[speedyconkiwi]

Uhm. Language barrier taking over.

Huh?

[sschlueter]

The two sentences are supposed to be phonetically similar ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

I get that. Still not funny. I dunno. Uhm. No.

[filthmusic]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Kiwi!

Kiwi who?

Kiwi rocks my socks!!

[speedyconkiwi]

Now that one I like^^ Very poetic hehe

[winger1212]

Yer hawt. And so is that other chick.

hee hee hee

And they're BOTH funny!

[speedyconkiwi]

No YOU're hawt.

xD

Thanks Wendy!!

[bnessel1973]

I got it!! ... okay, not really, but I still thought it was funny. : )

[speedyconkiwi]

: )

[BLlewhe]

Kiwi, you realize your clones are far ruder on camera than you've ever been, even when you're angry?

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahaha yeah I know : )

They have awful manners.

[MrRay47]

I think your left me (not "you left me" because you were never with me, and not "your left knee" because I didn't see either knee) is the cuter you. Although both me's were far cuter than me. OK I'm getting confused. aloha :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Gawd can you imagine how confused I am now?

Me's and knees and clones and stuff... And I only slept for 5 hours.

Uhm, so what did you say?^^

[nbwulf]

Both girls were cute, but I dug the one in the hat. Wooooo hooooo. =)

[speedyconkiwi]

It's all about the hat now ;__;

Okok but who could I blame. I loves me my new hat : )

Hi Jason!!

[nbwulf]

Oh....why, hello there. Im not sure why Im awake. Zzzzzzzzzz.

[speedyconkiwi]

Me either. It's sunday and frikkin 9.45am. *yawns*

Slept for 5 hours. *yawns again*

Maybe I should get some coffee... zZzZzZ

[GeneticBlend]

Awesome. *****

[speedyconkiwi]

Again : )

[GeneticBlend]

Excellent. This means I need to leave two comments.

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank youuuuu!

[IAGuy06]

Good split screen couldn't tell.

Double the pleasure, double the fun, it's DoubleMint.. DoubleMint.. DoubleMint gum.... :O

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks!!

DoubleMint! LOL That's what you think about when you watch my videos. Hm. I don't wanna know what I should interpret into this.

[IAGuy06]

I was going to stop at 'fun' but I wasn't sure I want to be that risque'. Just a shy guy from the US. ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

Never ever stop at "fun" ; )

[gheminie]

"Knock Knock"

[speedyconkiwi]

Don't you start with that ; P

[mdebass]

I'm confused! I dunno who I think is prettier!!!  Nice vid.

[speedyconkiwi]

The one in the middle!!!

: )

Thanks!

[meoka2368]

Agreed.

I really like the hair for both.

[speedyconkiwi]

Uhm. What's with the hair? O_o

[meoka2368]

The red is awesome, and the way is kind of hags down to your cheeks, even when wearing a hot, is awesome.

[speedyconkiwi]

But but but I didn't do anything with it... it's the same color and all.

[meoka2368]

Just because you haven't done anything with it doesn't mean that it's not hot.

It's like a rock doesn't stop being a rock after a given amount of time.

It's still a rock, and you're still hot.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahahaha omg you're too funny. And poetic. And funny. Did I mention the part about you being funny?

[meoka2368]

No... I think you left that part out.

But yeah. I've been told I'm funny.

I always thought that it how I looked, but it seems that I was wrong :P

[speedyconkiwi]

Well one thing doesn't have to exclude the other ; )

No no, you are funny. Period.

[meoka2368]

Thankies :)

[josethetacoeater]

interesting lol

[speedyconkiwi]

: )

[iheartslug]

Well, *I* like the knock-knock joke. :) Your split-screen effect is awesome!

[speedyconkiwi]

If I'd get them, maybe I'd like them, too. Who knows?

But being european and all... we don't have craaaazy little things like knock-knock-jokes. No, maam, we don't.

[thefrozenghost]

Nice editing! Two Kiwis...the mind boggles!

[speedyconkiwi]

Hehe I was confused myself...

[Saraej14]

lol knock-knock jokes aren't supposed to be funny :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Right?? I knew it!

[KaffeKrem]

ok, I don't get it, but I'm way tired, and I'll watch it.....tomorrow...

[speedyconkiwi]

Sleep well then^^

[johnofjordan]

Double the fun!

[speedyconkiwi]

John!!!!!! : )

[sschlueter]

Hehe, you squeezed the essence out of it ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

The book or the video?

I'm confused now.

[sschlueter]

The essence of the "knock knock" joke ;)

[myloflex]

haha nice one...timing is really the hardest part. I find lighting too...the background always looks different from the other pending where I'm situated. Soooo whatcha readin?

[speedyconkiwi]

That was just the first book lying around LOL

Gerald's game by Stephen King : )

And yeah, stupid timing, especially when you're too lazy to shoot again and just do it in one take!

[sschlueter]

Oh I remember Gerald's Game, pretty intense stuff. I think I read in just two days or so.

[speedyconkiwi]

OMG me too!! Remember when that Boogeyman-type of guy appeared and it was not so sure if he even existed or not???

Damnit I was scared! Great book.

[sschlueter]

Mh, unfortunately I can't remember the plot all that well but I've now read the summary on wikipedia. I do remember the moment when the dog comes in, though.

[speedyconkiwi]

Gawd, that DOG!!!! How creepy was that! And all the sounds and... oh man, that was REALLY creepy. Loved it.

[sschlueter]

Me too ;)

Have to go to bed now, see ya ;)

[Dinzla]

OMG!... First! ^_^

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh! Oh!!!! You really ARE first! Stupid youtube confuses me always with the new order of the comments.

Le sigh.

So yay!!! You're first!!!

[Dinzla]

hehehe :)

actually the other stuff sounds good as well... "second is the new first" so I get both first and second...(which is the new first)...

So double first yay for me!^_^

....or something...

[Dinzla]

LOL :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha almost^^

But someone recently said:

Second is the new first. So yay!!!