Microsoft Sam gets Owned in Halo PC

[DubstepGuy53]

TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[Nijamija321]

this is halo combat evolved :P

[xSkypex]

@Nijamija321 oh rly? i did r not knowz :O

[IhearaHunter117]

mop?

[TopherTalk81]

stand still you asswhole

[MrFlyguy124]

noooooooo! u did

[93pavlaka]

i see this was filmed with microwave...

[xSkypex]

@johnwest19992 I think that the person who RECORDED the fucking video would know that.

[xSkypex]

@johnwest19992 And they would sure me why? Because im clearly making money off this right? Because they wouldn't just ask me to take the video down? Lmfao what were you thinking?

[xSkypex]

@johnwest19992 No shit but he is sopose to be the fat guy.

[killerofporn]

did u record this is a potato?

[mircea11223344]

is he saying stay still asshol-e?

[JerryMooreOwns]

This song sucks...

[xSkypex]

@JerryMooreOwns Most gay guys don't like metallica.

[leavetome]

@xSkypex Most. SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[JerryMooreOwns]

@xSkypex I can name 50 bands better than Metallica

[xSkypex]

@JerryMooreOwns i can name 0 people gayer than you

[EpicTard1]

@xSkypex most guys with a good taste of music dont like matallica either.

[xSkypex]

@EpicTard1 ok Mr.EpicTard what should i be listening to then.

[EpicTard1]

@xSkypex uh... hello! maybe something thats not ancient! ever heard of chris brown? katy perry? justin bieber? god people are stupid...

[xSkypex]

@EpicTard1 LOL! This is why you dont ask for advice from someone named Epic Tard.

[xSkypex]

@EpicTard1 I dont like matallica, I like Metallica

[crashnburner187]

@JerryMooreOwns master of puppets sucks? your dad must have stopped raping you in the ass, because you're talking out of it.

[occody]

hahahhahahahah you cant snop yyou can snip you xant snip you cant snip that weas funny

[MRJKDFTW]

wat song was that???

[EHEHEHEOIL]

gonna my rowket lawn chair

[killmaster435]

Let's Play Team Deathmatch on Blood Gulch and we'll give M4$tur ch!33f more men, and I'll be the sniper post :D

(User XxVolComsxX)

[caspergoober]

how did you make the voice go allllllalllalalalala

[CursedFormSasuke]

isnt that the fat guy that killed all the south park characters guys in wow

[woot543]

u now very well that no one, i mean NO ONE can kill with freakin plasma pistol

[didowexbox]

@woot543 (why did I thumbs this up, clicked wrongly).

Yo u can, but you need another weapon, first you charge the pistol, fire, then take out your shotgun, assault rifle, whatever and kill that person.

[Taydude411]

awsum song in the BG :D

[kevin77pwngeguy]

so is sam the fat guy?

[xSkypex]

@kevin77pwngeguy yes

[jakehutton56]

@xSkypex who is the other guy talking in the game besides sam, it's confusing.

[MAGUANOso]

ur fucking noob

[blowupuate13]

incrediLAG

[njipods]

just a rip of arby and the cheaf

[HopeIsHopeless]

@njipods doesnt take a genious to figure that out... notice how DigitalPh33r is in the credits? btw genious... chief... not cheaf

[HopeIsHopeless]

@njipods doesnt take a genious to figure that out, watch the credits his name is quoted there... btw chief... not cheaf... wtf is a cheaf?

[HopeIsHopeless]

@njipods NICE OBSERVATION GENIOUS... look at the credits, btw cheif... not cheaf... wtf is a cheaf

[legomaster425]

I WANT TEH ROCKET LAWN CHAIR!

[mastererik323]

mop

[Animeisfuture]

@whereupooptheypoop2 the song is called Master Of Puppets the group is Metallica the Album is called Master Of Puppets

[shocktrooperX]

3:20-3:29 LMAO

[bendy660]

get rocket lounge chair?

[123Batataz]

lololololololololololololololo­l lmfao FTW *while T baging* 'im having erection now' *suicide* 'stupid fucking game you can suck my balls' xDDDDDD

[iwasfredfredburger67]

Nice beginning song

OBEY YOUR MASTER! MASTER!

And i love that south park episode

[bobdagoat]

agree in every way and format :D just hate halo 3

[jdht3496]

''I got Big balls you got small balls i got..The biggest of them all'' ''YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ALIVE SHUT THE FUC UP'' XD i was tearing on it ''Rocket Lawn Chair'' xDDDDDD

[trojan12kelley]

Arby n the Chief episode zero... ROFL

[SuperStefferz]

Lolz, I've got the biggest balls of them all xD

[doggypup12]

lolololololololol

[allsparkpower121]

ha funny

[ToTaLxInSaNiTy4]

i am going to fucking kill u with my rocket lawn chair XD FTW

[Trevok01]

i think that guy is from south park

[HopeIsHopeless]

yea if u have ever seen that WoW episode that is him

[Trevok01]

yea i have

hes such a fail xD

and cartman is all like

"BATHROOM..MOM I NEED TO GO THE BATHROOM!!!!!"

[HopeIsHopeless]

lol, dont watch much southpark here, but that one has to be my fav by far

[Trevok01]

same

my mom doesent like it but i still watch it sometimes

[HopeIsHopeless]

800 :P

[victobob]

"Lolololololololololololololol­olol.", "Fuck.", and "Stupid fucking hate you, suck my balls." Lol.

[HopeIsHopeless]

it is "stupid fucking game he was sucking my balls"

[bailey2007player]

Please Will You Make

Microsoft Sam makes an account on Puzzle Pirates

[MarkDelorey27]

best halo vid ive seen ;)

[evilmidget95]

voice at 1:25?

[xSkypex]

Its called Shit Talker search it on Google.

[warfreak190]

lolza, ROCKET LOUNGER!

[evilbob77]

HI SKYPEX, remember me?? ten months ago i commented on this epic video and i pleaded you to make more.

There is still no new movie!!

lolz dw i just wanted to say hi and yah.

YOU ROCK!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

[xSkypex]

Hey sorry about the rather massive delay in the production of the video, school has gotten in the way a lot and i simply do not have much time to make another, i plan to go to summer school this summer but however when summer school is over at the end of July, i most likely will be posting another video, thx for checking back

[evilbob77]

lolol no worries

im just happy i got a replie from you =D

lolol

and im enjoying this video again =D

[SMP930]

hay dude try using xfire's video recorder, its almost zero lag

[GooNxEuphoriA]

Lmfao, Halo PC is great.

Record with something better.

Fraps.

[xSkypex]

Ya i know the recording is fairly shity.

[sonicdafast]

LOL ROCKET LAWN CHAIR

[tithead98]

LAME!!!

[xSkypex]

Well Mr. Tits u know whats lame? u dont have a single vid on your channel, thats lame. Make some of your own before putting others videos down

[jamesbach54]

is that halo 1

[xSkypex]

Halo PC

[warfreak190]

yes

[wullieEe]

fucking funny shit!!!

[theparko]

FUCK YOU A j

[xSkypex]

well fuck you too but my name is not AJ

[N2OxDuALiTYx]

Dude this is basically a rip off of:

Machinima

Mater Chief in Arby N' The Chief, and Master Chief Sucks At Halo.

Your copying the idea of using Microsoft Sams Voice, and what Chief says in those machinimas.

[xSkypex]

well no shit! u want a fucking cookie? any ways its You tube i can do what i want. its not like I'm trying to get millions of views like Digital Ph33r .

[HopeIsHopeless]

and if u had the least bit of intelegence you would look at the end of the video and see that there was a reference made to DigitalPh33r. DigitalPh33r does not even care about imitators

[albertofranco14]

lol rocketlawnchair

[pj6642]

lol fucking epic rape

i have such a huge...erection right now

lol

[pj6642]

"you can't even pick up your......mom"

"ive got big balls. you've got small balls. ive got the biggest balls of them all"

lmfao priceless

[pj6642]

funniest video on youtube when he says lololololololololol great vid man

"i have to get the rocket lawn chair"

lmfao

[xSkypex]

glad u like it lol

[ChelseaFCF]

this stinking video sucks if u gunna make a video about halo online use some freaking good weapons not that suckish plasma pistol make a better video idiot!

[xSkypex]

well you clearly had no idea what this video was about fucking idiot. get a better brain idiot!

[northweezie1]

Hes a chelsea fan what could you expect?

[Evan291996]

wtf chelsea

[geardude56]

LOL that sam guy is the numa numa kid!!!

[KirbyBrawler]

Laggy a Hell o.o

[Jake19347]

LAG

[dougodistructo911]

ohk kool :)

[dougodistructo911]

u suk at halo :b

[xSkypex]

this is not my actual playing style. Microsoft Sam is just a character. that is his shitty playing style.

[Darklancy]

oh mine now ....... suck my juicey balls lolololololol!!!!!!!!!

[NicholasTheLugia]

song?

[xSkypex]

master of puppets by Metalica and Revenga by System of a Down.

[manavalis]

Is there ANY way i could download and play Halo 3 for free? pls tell me

[xSkypex]

dude...its like no more than 50 bucks used... just fucking buy it.

[manavalis]

i will but it for christmas but i want to know if i could get it for free so i don't buy it.

[pj6642]

lmao lolololol sounds like helicopter

[pj6642]

lmfao!!! suck my juicy balls lolololololololol

lmfao!!! nice!!!

[Gray223]

lmfao rocket launch-chair XD

[Qw3rtyX2]

THIS WAS SOOOOO GAY LOLOLOLOL!

kidding, it was good

[MicrosoftSam64]

Good Part:YOU CANT SNIPER YOU CANT SNIPER!

Awesome Part:Ive Got Big Balls! Youve Got Small Balls!

VERY VERY FUNNY PART:*eats chip and some falls on shirt* Fucking Chip...

[tronexhielox]

(no comments) -.-

[OSCARISGAYY]

Ooooh, sorry, didn't see the credits :x

5/5 ^^

[OSCARISGAYY]

song name?

[ushouldbuygta4]

halo 1 pc every1 plays it even me lots of gamers

[josh5ps2]

tons of people play this game there's like 300 player on the demo alone

[DickAsman]

lol ppl still play this?

[MCArchangel777]

Of course! Its the greatest and only FPS game in the world you know! *SARCASM*

[ListenToPeopleWhoKno]

All I can see is a bunch of LAG!

[xSkypex]

whats ur point?

[evilbob77]

omg i love this video, plz make more, if you need good topics for sam i can tell you some like , adolf hitler??? lol plz make more XD

[xSkypex]

lol ill keep Hitler in mind, however my next video will be on how to get the Microsoft Sam voice with none other than Sam himself as the instructor, don't worry its gonna have a little humor once all the tutorial is over i still need to get my good vista computer working but sure enough it will be soon

[OrrinBlack]

wow his computer lags alot doesnt it?

[xSkypex]

no it was the stupid capture program i used... found a much better one for the next video

[XXXSpartan118XXX]

Halo Pc sucks!

[xSkypex]

yes it does... the next one will be on halo 3 if i decide to spend money on a capture card

[pognscameraman]

when's ur n3xt 1 cum1n

[TheBard786]

what was the music at 5:00?

[xSkypex]

Revenga by System of a Down.

[mohammedje56]

that guy is from south park and he wuz playing world of warcraft

[xSkypex]

yup

[babtothebone]

who the heck was that guy?

[neberion]

tea bag lol

[LastChaosGamer]

How do u get narator to work that well

[xSkypex]

windows sound recorder... everyone has it

[LastChaosGamer]

thanks for the help

[DanteXDmc4]

LOL!!! u r right. This is funnier.

[xSkypex]

glad u agree.

[DarthJthmIsSwell]

LMFAO! NICE VIDEO! i hope you don't mind me asking, but what voice is the other voice in this video( not microsoft sam, the other one), and is it avaliable for windows?

[xSkypex]

Its called shit talker search for it on google its the first link.

[DarthJthmIsSwell]

thanx a bunch. i've seen other videos use this voice, so i've been looking for this voice for a long time. again, thanx, and keep up the good videos. =)

[Simonix13]

lololololololololol it's very fun

[xSkypex]

if you liked this video subscribe to me i will be making more videos like this one

[HopeIsHopeless]

ha...

[pognscameraman]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxx friggin brilliant

[Qw3rtyX2]

lolololololololololllololololo­lololololololllolololololololo­lololololololololololl why he no die?????

[Haggard0212]

lawl ahah

nice like 5 fps btw

[xSkypex]

ya the gay game recorder makes it go from 30fps to like 10 fps it made me very sadface but i dident care.

[talkativemime]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL pwnage vid XP

"oh no my chick magnet" LOL

5*

[pimpactionboy]

lololololollololololol funniest shit evur