I have named the two girls Alvin Stardust is teaching to cross the road properly Chloe and Briony, Chloe and Briony are very silly girls not to look where they are going good old Alvin is setting them straight which they need. Chloe and Briony could have ended up dead if a car had run them down, and the girls poor parents would have been traumatised and very upset for a very long time after the event.
@CLASSICALJAJ Those two girls are called Briony and Chloe, and Briony and Chloe need to learn road sense especially if they are going to learn to drive later in their lives.
Sad really..Nowadays they'd call him a paedo and run away, report him to the police and he'd go on the sex offenders register for daring to make physical contact with a minor.
im the age of those girls and from his home town wild haircut chunky rings over leather gloves side boards to ya boots cross the road on my own ta very much
Don't mix up up with the likes of Gary Glitter - those guys are worlds apart. Alvin's a real nice family type of guy, always has been. Love this advert - it's a real classic (check out Alvin's recent remake with 'Geezerbird' - shows that he has quite a sense of humour). Superb!
Alvin is "bloody amazin" still, and you lot don't have a brain cell between you to be funny with, so go away and don't start on somebody else! This advert like Alvin is already a legend
Alvin is 100% wholesome. Before you leave any comments here about "Alvin",get your facks right, because if you go to Wikipedia and read about Derek Longmuir,the drummer from the Bay City Rollers,then you would think twice before you leave a comment here.
And here I thought the comment function was for everyone, expert or not, to have their say about the content. I appreciate your correction, however, and consider myself suitably chastened.
These girls are called Briony and Chloe and Briony and Chloe are veru silly young girls.
rojblake82 4 months ago
1 person would rather be hit by a double-decker bus than cross safely
SenhorBundy 4 months ago
Those poor girls didn't even want to cross that road.
bobmorrice 7 months ago
@bobmorrice Briony and Chloe, are silly girls in billions of ways.
rojblake82 3 months ago
I have named the two girls Alvin Stardust is teaching to cross the road properly Chloe and Briony, Chloe and Briony are very silly girls not to look where they are going good old Alvin is setting them straight which they need. Chloe and Briony could have ended up dead if a car had run them down, and the girls poor parents would have been traumatised and very upset for a very long time after the event.
rojblake82 1 year ago
Pervert.
midnightstepper 1 year ago
This was filmed in Ruislip.
That post office is long gone now, it's some Indian pound shop now.
ScrewAttackEurope 1 year ago
@ScrewAttackEurope Thats why it looks familiar!
bronzeonion 1 year ago
So the girls are 'out of their tiny minds' but he's got a 'jealous mind'... see what I did there?
abbafan50986 2 years ago
Elvis is dead and gone while Alvin Stardust is alive and well, where's the justice in that?!?
Retardis 2 years ago
wearing those boots, the two girls were clearly helping Alvin to cross !
CLASSICALJAJ 3 years ago
@CLASSICALJAJ Those two girls are called Briony and Chloe, and Briony and Chloe need to learn road sense especially if they are going to learn to drive later in their lives.
rojblake82 3 weeks ago
@rojblake82 I'm guessing you like to give names to stupid kids in PIFs who aren't already named. Am I right?
babymoondancer 1 week ago
Up yours, Grandad!
TeflonTron 3 years ago
Sad really..Nowadays they'd call him a paedo and run away, report him to the police and he'd go on the sex offenders register for daring to make physical contact with a minor.
What a lovely world we've made for ourselves.
0v3rd0seh 3 years ago
Hey they must be crackers lol am sure in America that would be racist haha
UB40Tribute 3 years ago
Bloody hell, do that these days and you will end up in jail for child snatching, oh how things have changed, for the worst i might add
JazzukJazz 3 years ago 2
Oh my - those 'bandy legs' as he crosses the road. Still, Alvin's a national treasure, bless him!
PrinceRoc 3 years ago
its one of those opticle illushiens
BetTrubble 3 years ago
Like the little old lady, look what happened to her, she ended up on the wrong side!
hearnsdaughter 4 years ago
What if they didn't want to cross the road, they only wanted his autograph?
mutinyonthekitkat 4 years ago
im the age of those girls and from his home town wild haircut chunky rings over leather gloves side boards to ya boots cross the road on my own ta very much
kaiserrommel 4 years ago
Didn't he just take them back to the other side of the road?
FredRVa 4 years ago 2
'Oi, we just came from this side! Balls to you and your haircut, Stardust!' *flicks Vs*
Davecat 3 years ago
i am out of my tiny mind, can i get in yours ?
lordhendry 4 years ago
I laughed so hard at this. xDD
iheartfye 4 years ago
you must be out of your tiny mind...
feartheturnip 4 years ago
Is that a syrup on his head , He looks like Steve Mcgarrett from Hawaii Five O , book him Danno .
columbo1964 5 years ago
hahahahaha.....made me laugh
sukthispaki 4 years ago
Ouch! Great call, though.
randomtennisball 5 years ago
Don't mix up up with the likes of Gary Glitter - those guys are worlds apart. Alvin's a real nice family type of guy, always has been. Love this advert - it's a real classic (check out Alvin's recent remake with 'Geezerbird' - shows that he has quite a sense of humour). Superb!
Seanjose 5 years ago
Alvin is "bloody amazin" still, and you lot don't have a brain cell between you to be funny with, so go away and don't start on somebody else! This advert like Alvin is already a legend
hearnsdaughter 5 years ago
Bwahahaha! Actually theses comments are funnier than the video. Get me some coal, nice one lol.
clavdig 5 years ago
Not as wholesome as the Bay City Rollers, but still a better choice to shepherd children across a road than Gary Glitter.
randomtennisball 5 years ago
Alvin is 100% wholesome. Before you leave any comments here about "Alvin",get your facks right, because if you go to Wikipedia and read about Derek Longmuir,the drummer from the Bay City Rollers,then you would think twice before you leave a comment here.
indarkside 4 years ago
And here I thought the comment function was for everyone, expert or not, to have their say about the content. I appreciate your correction, however, and consider myself suitably chastened.
randomtennisball 4 years ago
I think they went to Jonathan King's House.
bigmattw1975 5 years ago
CooCaChootastic!
grammargrub 5 years ago
Always take advice from a glam rock star.
easilyamused 5 years ago