Telemarketer Prank 027

[ircazza1]

bloody telemarketers......can't stand them



[rednogo]

awesome

[CanHasAwesome]

are there a lot of telemarketers in Australia? i live in the US and it's been years since i got a telemarketer

[gerantgerant]

@CanHasAwesome It's strange... it appears as though I have some form of strong animal magnetism that draws them to me.

[hardyboyzrko]

@CanHasAwesome The telemarketers are in India , the Phillipines etc that call Australia in most cases. They make out that they are in your Country and even do basic geography on the country. This guy India back it in

[mrshetfield81]

WELL?

[mrshetfield81]

Did you go fishin with old mate ? lol

[CentralVisionStudios]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM.... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..... HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[gerantgerant]

@CentralVisionStudios Wasn't that a Crash Test Dummies song?

[mara2mom]

I have super enjoyed watching your pranks this afternoon. Kudos and keep 'em coming. THANX!

[gerantgerant]

@mara2mom Apologies for the late reply... thanks for commenting.

I'm still at the pranks and I promise something most awesome coming VERY soon!

[Slayer7666COF]

TeleMarketers... i don't whats more... Static, chat bots that adds you on MSN or the people they hirer for the telemarketing... they are like robots from the future that came here to save the universe... ok maby not the universe but maybe a good deal! (or the worst scam in the universe lol) though for me, even when it's a bot, i try to be nice while having an objective... getting rid of them! it's like a fat and ugly chick liking you when you don't... how do you tell her nicely? you have to!

[GrandClinny]

In this prank you gave your birthdate as 29 February, 1971; but this date does not exist because 1971 was not a leap year.

[gerantgerant]

It totally exists because it's my birthdate derr...

[hippoforbreakfast]

Haha, this is a funny one.

[foreverscubbely]

lol i dont mean to offend

but are u off your guts in this

ur eyes are huge

lol!

sorry if im wrong

but yeah

ur funny anyways

[theredchair1]

You Should Have Said Do You Have A $75Policy

[gerantgerant]

Consider it done for next time!

[Totothemonkey]

you are so funny!! Thanks for making my day!

[gerantgerant]

My pleasure. Be sure to check out more of them. Some are average but most are GOLD!

Enjoy and thanks for commenting!

[scaryfried]

Haha, your videos are hilarious. I hate the videos by people that think it's only funny to insult the telemarketers. :)

[gerantgerant]

Yeah thanks. I do my utmost to not be too much of a jerk. My main goal is to send them home with a funny story. I like to think of it as more of a challenge to be funny without insulting them.

[protozerox]

haha i love that weird sound man.

and "......you want to go fishing?"

[gerantgerant]

I'm totally a gentleman. Your friendly neighbourhood fisherman... kinda like a fishing superhero.

[kidOppertunity]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[gerantgerant]

That's some loud laughter!!!! And this is a bit of a dud. Be sure to check out more of pranks, sometimes I end up taking the camera to the business!

[mercenary0117]

that may well be the only time you have used a year other than 1922

[gerantgerant]

What can I say, I like to shake it up a bit.

[pigfaceddog]

Next time an insurance person calls you tell them you're a Funnel Web and Black Mamba Wrestler. And that 2nd hum I think was close to the brown note, I felt my ass pipe start to pucker. Just for an instant.

[gerantgerant]

Hahahaha... I felt really let down after this prank. I thought it was a right dud.

Looking back now though, it's pretty funny and something I have brought back in future pranks. The long thoughtful hmmmmmm is worth a million... no. Two million bucks!

[ActAsIf1989]

this is a bit funnier than 027....you clearly have a lot of fans on here....

[gerantgerant]

I'm always on the make for more fans... you should contemplate it. Fill out the form and sleep on it. If you feel the same way in the morning then I think you should post it.

[hatemeproductions]

Absolutely brilliant! 5 stars more if I could!!

[gerantgerant]

GWAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a card carrying slave... I've been offered a spot on the top of the body heap! YAY!

Thanks for watching!

[hatemeproductions]

SO AM I!!! I've been in the GWAR fan club for over a decade!

[exitnine]

i love it just after you say you want to go fishing, and he says, "you want to go fishing?". it seemed as if you were all worn out of doing the "hmmm"ing again, ... BUT NOT SO! "HMMM... HMMM... HMMM!"

i just had to watch this again

[gerantgerant]

Is there nothing better than taking a bad joke to it's limit and then proceeding to push it further!?

I think not!

[modroom]

You should'nt go fishing with him, he dos'nt like cats.

[gerantgerant]

He's an idiot... doesn't he realise that cats are fantastic fishermen!?

[superdanno]

I cant believe people are trying to flog funeral plans over the phone, what pricks here you are mindong your own business when some bastard calls you up and gets you thinking about your own death, not only that but your not gonna give a fuck about insurance an shit when your dead anyway so fuck it. (im not sure if im making sense)

[gerantgerant]

That didn't make any sense... joking. Thanks for the mini-thesis!

[nitr0burn]

But your cats need insurance! With all that Raymond on TV, who knows how many times they will be shot.

[gerantgerant]

That is so hilariously true!

[0XEMX0]

haha thats funny!

hmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmm

hehe

[gerantgerant]

I didn't rate this prank too highly when I did it but I've come around to it now. Surely this caller had to be partly stupid to have sat there and listened to that ridiculous sound for so long.

[Stanfordstandout]

Was that Michael Thomas?

Hmm, I laughed

[gerantgerant]

Maresh has nothing on Michael Thomas. Michael Thomas has a zest for life that shames this dull caller.

[NextLifeDK]

What IS a funneral plan?

I've been away too long.

Hmmm

[gerantgerant]

I have a PLAN to die before my funeral.

[ithinklikeacow]

I'm so glad I am not a telemarketer hmmmmmmmm.Hubby says he will go fishing with you hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmm

[gerantgerant]

Tell hubby it's a date!

[Cyanidedeath]

37 years ago. Ya dumb fuck!

[gerantgerant]

Hahahaha... it's so bleeding obvious!

[silentfades]

If your ever in NYC we can go fishing lol

Marc in NYC

funny video man

[gerantgerant]

Consider it a fishing date!

[wolfydan121]

lol, id love to take you fishing? where do you get this stuff from? i miss the sourdough with soy milk routine personally!

[gerantgerant]

The fisherman routine is from the first few calls so there's every chance I may return to the bread one day.

Keep in mind that a lot of the calls are just improv... you firm stick of french bread you.

[aussieidentity]

I couldn't stop laughing at the 'hmmm'. When you mentioned fishing I got my hopes up that one of your old characters was coming back. BRING BACK THE FISHERMAN!

[gerantgerant]

Yeah it's tricky... as much as I want to return to the old characters you must keep in mind that I love doing something new constantly.

Trust that I will do the old characters when I run out of material.

[humdot]

hmmmm... hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm.... h..hmmmmmmmm

[gerantgerant]

hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmn

[exitnine]

lol i really liked this one! "hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm"

[gerantgerant]

I would love to comment but I'm too busy thinking... hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.

[teamalexKILLS]

37 yrs. ago - ahahahah, is that an aussie arab??

hahahah, good shit!!

[gerantgerant]

I'm 37... isn't it obvious what year I was born in!

Stupid telemarketers and their lack of mathematical abilities!

[teamalexKILLS]

pretty sure math is on the job description

b.walker*

[NenehShagg]

This bastard can't touch Michael Thomas!

[gerantgerant]

Michael Thomas will love on in our hearts for ever and ever...

[amazmace]

Funny as always. The same guy (at least the same voice) called and asked if I was the owner of the home. Because I rent my flat I told him , "NO."

I swear he asked, "what are you doing there, then?"

I gave him an earful until he hung up. Next time I'll do the "Hmmm-thing".

[gerantgerant]

What are you doing there!? There really is nothing better than getting lost in translation.

[bugsnbeetles]

Hmm...Hmm...Hmm...Hmm...PRICEL­ESS!!!! 5 stars!

[gerantgerant]

Hmmm... fishing!

[Andywarski]

lmao fishhing hahah love that beep sound. lmao, id like to take you fishing ahahah great call

[gerantgerant]

BRIM!