Mushihime Final Attack in YGS2000 (虫姫さま)

[arceus1]

impossibru



[Soyjuance]

Mother of Chuck Norris O.o

[Fluffylolcats]

You have to deal with this kind of stuff all the time in Touhou lunatic modes.

[09wesi]

my eyes! my eyes!!!

[bf3engineer]

.....this is why asians were given tiny wangs....to offset their insane genious

[Redutron534]

Oh sweet jesus.

[swadow54]

Seizures anyone?

[benjamminlaner]

oh there's a ship in there? i thought it was some kind of weird Japanese screen saver.

[Deltaxangon22]

It makes sure there are NO SURVIVORS.

[linkLoverAG]

after playing this game you can officially dodge rain

[shippoiscoolbitches]

@linkLoverAG That's physically impossible

[linkLoverAG]

@shippoiscoolbitches quit bringing physics into a joke T_T

[shippoiscoolbitches]

@linkLoverAG Quit taking physics out of jokes T_T

[DirkDigDuggler]

You have got to be kidding me.

[dragonbaas]

if you can dodge all those, you can dodge a nuclear explosion

[patrick5087]

the term "Mora Dakka" seems to come to mind...

[Wurminfektion]

"Use more gun" -Japanese game developers

[Kratoz226]

i still prefer ikaruga.

[IMMAOILMAN]

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun."

– The Engineer

[takeadump6]

too ez.

[angelwing978534]

omfg my eyes......

[WaV3L1NK]

if this guy can pull this off, then he can pretty much handle any other game that comes his way.Plus after watching this, i think its time this guy got an education :)

[FireBomberBassist]

My favorite part is when the bullets start shooting

[Rodrigo00]

am i acid trippin?

[ODoyleRulz]

I think I just saw God...

[HerpDerp777]

BIIIIIIIIIIITICH BE TRIPPEN BALLS

[jpopbuff08]

flandre scarlet is way better than this...

[UtikoAtamachi]

ooooh... pretty lights...

[OONightm4reOO]

Insane. Impossible. Crazy.

[BassmasterD]

Orville Redenbacher's Final Attack: Galactic Popcorn, Extra Large

[MateusFGruber]

Impossible.

[kingfelipe12]

fucking LOL

[uberkewlmedia]

I would have pissed my pants, shut off the game, walked outside and screamed, then broken my TV at 0:10

[blackdragonroxy]

If a Japanese person could dodge this, then they'd have no problem in a category 5 hurricane dodging rain and flying debris bigger than their body.

[Darkleaderomega]

one life and no bombs... would that even be possible?

[StudiosSistem]

In japan : easy mode

[Luan431]

@StudiosSistem In Japan: Tutorial mode.

[StudiosSistem]

@Luan431 easier than tutorial ?

[PianoSaviorTrumpet]

If you can dodge this, you can dodge the freaking rain.

[oOoRurushuoOo]

@PianoSaviorTrumpet and bullets !! send this guy to irak !!!

[PianoSaviorTrumpet]

@oOoRurushuoOo ^

[las200millas]

0:45 GF LOL!

[bravojr]

Hah, you think this is something well guess what.

This is just the main menu!

Adjust your options now Bitch.

[ogkachris1]

is there a boss their somewhere can't see

[RamzaBeoulve02]

You see... there is no reason for games this ridiculous. None at all. I mean... if it floats your boat, then ride it, but most people wouldn't even bother with something this ridiculous. It just seems like a cheap way to win over hard-headed gamers with little tolerance for losing. Hell... I got trapped in one of these and it took me about 20 tries to finally get it. After that, I set the remote down and refused to touch it again.

[cactu]

@RamzaBeoulve02 >20 tries

Sounds like you played Touhou Easy mode or something.

[msh11201996]

@cactu 20 tries is at least normal man. 10 tries pretty much sums up Easy.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@cactu Nope. It was hard mode for the game. Either 2nd to last hard mode or hardest mode. I dunno which. Thing was hard, but I'm a good gamer, so beat it then quit.

[ZXShadow1]

If you can dodge this, then you have no business getting shot by a machine gun.

[ZXShadow1]

Isn't this American difficulty?

[stefan21913]

am....am I tripping or what??

[tubenachos]

Dodge this Max Sterling!

[ThatCalvineGuy]

I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet... UNTIL NOW

[Hotchick7124]

In America: Wow! you must a video game god. Congratulations!

Player: HA! I BEAT THE GAME!

In japan: Tutorial complete. Replay or continue?

Player: FUUU-

[bakudandanLL]

@Hotchick7124 haha, thanks. thats pretty funny and cool how you repeated something a bunch of other people said about 3000 times already.

[TheEverandever]

@Hotchick7124 Good job copying a copied comment. What the hell

[Hotchick7124]

@TheEverandever

._.

I didn't even copy anyone's comment. The meaning is the same, but i made those words on my own.

[tubenachos]

This music belongs in a Final Fantasy game!!

[SarkenHS]

@tubenachos it's not at all, it's the music of the last phase of the true last boss of Mushihime. /watch?v=BqUYdhmc6gU

[indydaisy1]

Cave it!

[Yasuhikou]

wheres the music from?

[SarkenHS]

@Yasuhikou Mushihime-sama. /watch?v=BqUYdhmc6gU

[Yasuhikou]

@SarkenHS OMG thank you :D

[SarkenHS]

@Yasuhikou You're welcome. ^^

[Cruciatum]

I'm literally not making a joke, this is in the tutorial menu.

[DannyPhantomFan2]

@Cruciatum  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? My life is over.

[takahirokoyachi]

自機の当たり判定がいくら小さくても、

敵の弾幕の当たり判定はそんなに小さい訳じゃないから

十分難しい

[Sorflakne]

Ok, I know that the player's unit has a hitbox that's like maybe one or two pixels in size, but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[TheWeatherman100]

WHY DO YOU HATE FUN!!

[12345wery]

thats just the tutorial

[jonvrix]

IMPOSSIBRUUUU!!!!

[wCRONUSw]

Its so beautiful! I want to touch it but it just means game over. Sort of like real women!! lol

[Jvizzlezz]

Trolling shmup games:

Step 1: Buy a game named "Bullet hell"

Step 2: Get a bullet-proof ship

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit! (on your part, not the game company's part)

[Exccentrous1]

Piccolo would shed tears.

[WhoTextedMeInClass]

@Exccentrous1 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!!!

[acau77]

use laptop mouse to move your ship.

[Nyanginex]

@acau77 Haha, good luck

[tsknelson]

Anyone know if there's a way to get music to play in the actual game?

[kiler24011]

i bet after it cuts out, they got hit XD

[AnonymousJustified]

Look up in the top-left corner.

In this game, there is no 'Level 099.' That's actually the number they use for tutorial levels, is all.

[LittleMangaColours]

dodging rain.

[XBlackMoonRisingX015]

I think i'd be easier to dodge water during a downpour

[chacrawarrior]

in japan this is called ninja training number 01

[oegelaaboegela]

this is how it must feel when naruto pulls his ''tajuu kage bunshin no jutsu'' on you

[guitarskills2]

I trained for this by dodging rain.

[D197JN]

this aint shit compared to touhou

[TheHamhamman]

@D197JN both are hard but touhou has better music

[D197JN]

@TheHamhamman

Fuck yeah...UN OWEN BI- *Destroy by a hypernova*

[Beanisawsome2]

@D197JN

To be honest, I have to agree.

Even easy mode is hard as crap. 0_0

[Pollix780]

The music makes me want to play Zelda.

[Ultimablah]

This is not accurate to the TLB of MHS. The boss itself shoots out 5 very fast-traveling rings of bullets, which are what make it *REALLY* hard to survive. It'd be almost doable without those rings.

[kevinguo12345]

jeez, and the japanese call us crazy

[Ultimablah]

This isn't true to the TLB of Mushihimesama. The boss fires 5 layered bands of bullets from itself (separate from the circles, which are accurate AFAIK), which occasionally screws up everything. They travel *fast*, too.

[eastandwestwind]

I liked the part where they fired that bullet.

[MegaShroom22]

Somebody mixed Herobrine, 02, Gygas, and devided by zero all at once.

[myke336]

music?

[XxContuViejaxX]

@myke336 Mushihimesama OST - Requiem of the Sky

[pr0sn1p3r]

You know what this game needs? More bullets.

[Hotchick7124]

@pr0sn1p3r

Me: MORE BULLETS? This game already has a lot of bullets!

You: no, not that much..just like.. 2 million bullets.

Me: 2 MILLION BULLETS? Do you know how many 2 million bullets is?

You: no, no, its like..like.. *points at video* that bullets over there.

Me: *facepalm*

[Kathykefalas]

@pr0sn1p3r is that even possiblez??

[foemaner1]

O_o

[Darri3n]

Whoa whoa whoa time the french toast out! How in God's name did he/she dodge all of that?! I suddenly wanna question my title as a great gamer...

[ggnub100]

is this to dodge nuclear weapons in the future?

[Sidnoea]

...what

[macjohn20]

Well I think this'll be a piece of ca-- HOLY SH** RUN!!!!

[Mokubii]

qq

[LiquidCruelty]

Anyone know what the music used in this is?

[TMA2]

@LiquidCruelty sounds like its from a movie or somethin tsss

[mbabitt]

I'm sorry, how does this work?

[WeNeedASpaceShip]

Pew Pew Technology OF DOOM !!!

[Kevingast]

beautiful music, AWFUL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

[Immornix]

What was cut from the beginning of the video was: "Tutorial 1: Use the joystick to move your ship"

[tachola]

Excuse me, WTF IS THIS!? How are you supposed to do this...???

[boyluver1234567]

@tachola its called i believe bullet hell XD.

ur only means of survival is dodging every single bullet. get hit by 1 and u get massive damage.

and yes, many consider this easy. ive seen much harder XD

[tachola]

@boyluver1234567 True true. I play Touhou which TRANSLATES into "Bullet Hell" in english but still...At least in Touhou I can actullly see myself!

[boyluver1234567]

@tachola lol yeah. im somehow a fan a touhou but havent played it O_o

might think about doing soo... but i have horrible reaction time so idk how good ill be XD

[Sasupoika2]

@tachola

Derpa herpa. Touhou means "eastern", not "bullet hell".

[raffik14]

FOX DO A BAREL ROLL!

[pablovirus]

@TheSuperMarioMaster1

haha looks more like water molecules

[angelwing978534]

wow i can't even see the player... lol

[FroslassManiac]

@TheSuperMarioMaster1 an Umbrella would be handy :P

[Android2137]

...Is this Japan's attempt at trying to get kids to stop playing video games?

[FroslassManiac]

@TheSuperMarioMaster1 just to say, when japan brings out a game in europe/america, they edit all modes and create an easier easy mode. Easymode becoming normal mode and normal mode as hard mode.. XD

But this one is possible... With.. Alot of training ofcourse ^^;

[hamo789]

This level in america: Insane mode

This level in japan: Tutorial level

[Thosis]

In Japan this is the stage select system.

[mlmlml13]

how did you not die

[TigerYoshiki]

Beautiful and diarrhea full with pink/purple bullets... XD

[JoeBGR]

In Japan this is the tutorial

[TheRiskyBoxSpread]

wtf

[Deathshrimp84]

I love the part when he dodges the bullets

[TotalMadnesification]

Whats the song of this video?

[Kyouu88]

You can't move left and right?

This is easy loloolololololo

[poux12]

Lol the music is soothing while you must shit bricks...

[zprkrmn]

I SHAT BRICKS!!

[ItaliaPsy]

THATS WHAT HAPPEN IN MY MIND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES.

[Doomed100]

If this were a spell card in touhou, it would be called "Rain of `You're so fucked over` bullets"

[Fiddlemaster56]

I'm not sure how you got through that as you can definitely see the purple energy balls hit your ship numerous times with you dying.

[BobisOnlyBob]

@Fiddlemaster56 The hitbox - the bit that determines whether the ship lives or dies - is smaller than the entire edge of the ship. This is common to danmaku (Bullet Hell) games.

[Pauloecia]

FUUU

[lucadepu]

FUCK

[Nuubies2]

Psh nice try but ive seen japanese people dodge air

[MyACIREMA]

@Nuubies2 Thats nothin. Try peeing with a boner.

[CommanderKairu]

I call hax!

[seed86]

Wich edition is this? I only know the 1.5 version for Xbox360

[Krebsi]

unsere sind trotzdem größer ^^

[ZippoRemix7]

cof cof impossible cof cof

[ZippoRemix7]

cof cof impossible cof cof

[MrJolla11]

What...I don't even...

*does not compute*

[TyroneTasty]

I beat this game. One quarter.

[EMOoftheFUNK]

@TyroneTasty challenge accepted

[TyroneTasty]

@EMOoftheFUNK LOL You're awesome.

[devilsweat138]

you don't have a chance to blink

[yoroo]

I would give up at 0:09.

[apsparky]

I-HATE-EPILEPSY!!!!

[dahahaka]

@apsparky

why do you hate pepsy?

[dahahaka]

@apsparky

why do you hate pepsy?

[AllanSanches]

What is YGS2000?

[shinryu05]

U DODGED?!? :V

[DarkonFullPower]

this is nothing to what ive seen now-a-days.

[blackdoom5]

If you cant hit a person after shooting several million bullets at them THAN U ARE AN EPIC FAIL OF A BOSS.

U train outside when its rainining like hell.

[beyondthegrave2005]

@blackdoom5 I don't think you understand the concept behind danmaku. It's not about direct fire, that would make it repetitive and boring. Danmaku breaks from that tradition in forcing the player to dodge a barrage of bullets being fired in random directions all the while making a minuscule attempt at laying some hits on the boss/enemy. Basically, "YOU SEE THAT? TRY DODGING ALL THAT SHIT, LOLOLOLOL"

[Cav4naugh]

@beyondthegrave2005

The joke

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Your head

[Riggedmuffin]

I eat pain.

[simba90s]

my brain and eyes are not even fast enough to  find a way to avoid the bullets, so my fingers would fail even more...

[jomajon54]

This is what hell opening up looks like

[ILCOVERU]

Dude, what were the Devs thinking when they made this?

"Dear goodness men! we can't beat her! she is too powerful."

"Make her TOUGHER!!!"

"are you insane man! You will break reality itself if we put anymore purple death balls in there!"

"MAKE IT TOUGHER DAMMIT!!! I'M NOT DYING FAST ENOUGH!"

[Nonsensei436]

@ILCOVERU They were thinking people would stuff quarters into this game.

[ILCOVERU]

@Nonsensei436 how ironic :3

[Numbnut10]

I'm afraid I'd be too distracted by all the pretty patterns to even consider dodging a single little bullet. This is like dodging rain in a monsoon. I can't even imagine the time spent practicing on this.

[ElPINGAS9000]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TANKS DO THIS ON LUNATIC.

[Ultrox007]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!