Nursery Rhymes - Jack and Jill

[stottspage]

two best friends go out for a drink, one of them is left critically injured while the other is also left in pain...

WHY ARE WE READING THIS TO CHILDREN?!

[Nataliieeboothang123]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

[ccaian1]

Hey children!

Imagine theres a toothpick in your toenail, then you walk into a wall...

[1234awwshiett1234]

Jack and Jill no fall.... I PUUUSSSHHH them :)

[JohanaBeatasr616]

hmz ich bin blond

[ArielIsakc118]

najo komme aus münchen

[celeste5071]

Dumb

[themagicpanda]

This is based on the Adam Sander movie

[vijalshah29]

hawdini.com



[PreyTameHD]

jack and ascended the escarpment to procure a ure of h2o

[maryannlovescb]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

[CrazyAnim8r]

hey! if you are going to make a sing-along cartoon video, you had better get every freaking word *exactly* right. otherwise, you might have to listen to a bunch of punk ass bitches whine about it for all eternity.

[arishasmiley]

Jill came tumbling after? Oh I thought Jill came tambling after

[arishasmiley]

okay it was just okay. and the worst thing they only don't know the poem correctly(Jill came tumbling after?). The quality of that video also wasn't nice. Very disappointing :(

[LittleBabyBum]

jack and jills used to mean a different thing in the early 90s

[13mygel]

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his skull, the he died happily ever after.

[Leanashe23]

*SPOILER*

Jill came tumbling after.

[arishasmiley]

@Leanashe23 True. That person is really a spoiler. Now little kids will say "Jill came tumbling after" and then get a slap from their teacher.

[Blackopsfan168]

@101hellokittys

[Blackopsfan168]

Jack and Jill went up the hillto have sex in the water,Jack slipped,The condom ripped and now there havin a daughter  Thumbs up if you like it

[zeefa100]

@Blackopsfan168 it actually rhymes, great job, thumbs up

[Blackopsfan168]

@zeefa100 thanks

[xXKaylieAnnXx]

Ther was this version, too:

Jack and Jill went up that hill

They both had a quarter

Jill came down with 50 cent

Think they went for water?

Not knowing that Jill was a girl before, I didn't even get it -.-

[101hellokittys]

lol

[happybuddha3000]

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have some Julzzzaa..

Jill forgot the pill

And now they have little Jack ..

Little Jack went with another Jill

(And the story continues..)

[shamnet1]

mary & her little lamb pushed them down that hill!!

[hevajac1]

Actually Jack and Jill were not brother and sister, nor were they royal in any way. They were an unwed couple who used to sneak up a hill for a fondle, jack fell tragically due to head injuries and Jill who was pregnant died in childbirth shortly after. All children's nursery rhymes have sinister meanings because in the 18th and early 19th century they were the only songs which adults knew and they would sing them to their children.

[mrboeye121]

anyone else come here because of facebook



[lilsurko]

you can see she pushed him down cause she was smiling

[Blackopsfan168]

@lilsurko same here

[minipopstar101]

ahh people jack and jill r sister and brother so please don't make kids get sick minded .......at such a young age

shame....

[shinee309]

hi

[Magnolianblade]

Morale:

Just because your friend failed, doesn't mean you have to suffer the same fate.

Alternative:

No matter what happens, you're going down with me.

[simran7999]

how i download rhymes

[IronKatana4]

I posted that Jack and Jill marijuana bullshit before the tops

[Romeighla]

why are all of the comments the same.

something about either popping out a son or a daughter.

wow you're all stupid as hell.

[IIsSoHyper]

How the hell did Jack fall down? The hill is freakin' gradual. I have walked up steeper hills and not fallen down. Thumbs up if you think jack is a pussy.

[mrdarkfire225]

have you heard this one...

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To smoke some marawana

Jack got high and dropped his fly

and said do you wanna

Jill said yes and dropped her dress

and they had lots of fun

But Jill forgot to take the pill

and now they got a son.

AND HIS NAME IS BOB.

[Pucktana]

This is the one i heard....

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jack grabed Jill behind the hill

and now they have a daughter

xP <33

[niflap]

If Jack broke his crown, why isn't his head bleeding?

[excellenceisme]

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

I don't know what they did upstairs

But they came down with a daughter ;)

[dadman132]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water i dont know what they did up there but jill came back with a daughter! hahahaha

[cosg9531]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to bag a room at the Motel 6. After sucking now nearly half a bottle of Crown Royal, everything was an unrecalled blur.  When Jill squeezed out a few puppies, Jack 'fessed up, they got hitched at one of the Elvis wedding chapels in Vegas before settling into their rusty, battered singlewide. Jack worked as a stadium custodian and a carnival barker in-season, while Jill raised the young'uns and dreamed of one day moving into a better rusty, battered singlewide.

[northernrob99]

Nice video My daughter loves this. think it may be played a lot :)

[pokedigful]

hey friends wat a lol video

jack and jill went up the hill to have xxx but jill forgot to take her pills and now she has a son

[Mookparty]

This video was just added to babyplayhouse.ca, They have nursery rhymes videos and lyrics all in one place, check it out!

[mrnefariousful]

"had to duct tape the mother goose the mask was off

i stumbled down a hill then i had Jill Jack me off" - such an odd future

[RhEn412]

WHY can't I download any of these nursery rhymes??

[ngradrian]

Jack And Jill,

Went Up The Hill

To Catch Some Water

And To Fall 10 Times

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Jack Off Jill anyone?

[nickbagelboy]

i love this beat tho!! :D :D i want it ahah

[xSzWHD]

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got silly popped out his willy and said "jill so u wanna?" jill said "yes" and droped her dress they had hours of fun. But jill forgot to take her pill and now thy have a son. :)

[sabeshhardy]

were they dating?

[trevorjetson]

Why do these thing always have to be sung. geesh.

[DanniElizabethS]

thats why you dont go up a hill to fetch a pale of water while intoxicated!

[602collin]

what about this 1? jack and jill

went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

God knows what they did up there

coz they came down with a daughter!!!!

[chrisbsohot]

have u heard of this one

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high pulled down his fly and said to Jill do u wanna Jill said yes pulled up her dress and now they have a daughter LOL

[UNICORNSGONEWILDxxx]

Jack and Jill went up the hill. jack brought some ice cream sooo they had a picnic XDD ohh and Jill brought some of her hoe hoes and she toook a BIG bite of Jack's dong dong... XD and she also made cream pie..

idk randomness !!!

[UNICORNSGONEWILDxxx]

nope.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes. pulled down her dress. and they had a little fun. but stupid Jill forgot the pill!! and now they have a son...

^___^

[KiidGhotSwaqq187]

Jack and Jill went up a hill

So Jack could Lick Jills Fanny

But all Jack Got

Was a mouth full of cock

Cause Jills a Fuckin' Tranny

[Frenchfrie122]

lol

Jack and JIll went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack zipped down hizz fly "do you wanna"

Jack and Jill fell down the hill doin the hanky panky

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And out popped little frankie

[SuperCornstock]

omg is the hill ok

[kmghazali]

Please dont Pollute this poem by adding perversive comments. This page is visited by children and what we are giving them back. Tomorrow it could be your son or brother or daughter.

There are other places on the net to let your frustrations out. - Thanks

[MezzyAndJezzy]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,

and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,

......pulled up her dress,

and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son

[xxHisxxDrugxx]

Jack & Jill Went up the hill,

with a jar of pickles.

Then the next morning,

they woke up in the emergency room.

xD

[paradise562]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

unzipped his fly and said Jill,

do ya wanna?

Jill said yes,

took off her dress and they did the hankeypankey,

but Jill forgot to pop the pill and out popped little Frankie!

Hahhaha !

[666blacklove]

@paradise562 Same one but different...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna. Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun. But Jill forgot to take the pill and now they got a son.

[RandomCowProductions]

Jack fell down and broke his crown... well in the video he's not wearing a crown and it never says in the nursry rhyme they ment a head accesory so I'm assuming they mean his head. So if he fell down and broke his head doesn't that mean he fell and broke his skull open? And if they're in a time were they don't have running water and have to go to the well they probably don't have 911 or emergency rooms... no wonder my childhood was fucked up! They told me these stories about dying children!!!

[aboutimeee]

-jack and jill went up the hill, so jack could lick jills fanny, jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, cos jills a fucking tranny!

[TimRaynett]

Jack and Jill when up the hill to have a little fun Jill forgot to take her pill so now they have son

[KofferraumTV]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty... that fuckin whoa ;)

[Quack808]

is normal to get a stiffy watching these videos?

[extremeeXrement1]

@Quack808 yes why i have to clean my screen and my keyboard because of this video

[kakashihatake256]

this metaphor is so messed up lol a king and queen wich are jack and jill blah jack fell down and broke his crown meaning he got beheaded (lol) jill came tumbling after she got beheaded two lol but either way most nursery ryhmes are kinda demented in a way i guess

[rhenzy0019L]

@kakashihatake256 agree :)

[TheJajdude]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So Jack could eat her candy

But Jack got a shock

and A mouthful of cock

Cause Jill's real name is Randy

BITCHES!!!

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[tnrtapp]

jack n jill both with a buck and a quarter jill came down with 2.50

[gilbkat]

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[DRYKJ17]

Don't they know "broke his crown" meant break his head??

[phsycodemon180]

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high, dropped his fly, and said, "do you wanna?" jill said yes and dropped her dress, they had a lot of fun, but jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son

[puyas1]

@phsycodemon180 omg i know that one!

[littlehuntedlady]

jack doesnt have any crown

[kakashihatake256]

@littlehuntedlady cuz he was a king but apparently they dont show that in this stupid video

[CaliKiitty]

@littlehuntedlady they mean his HEAD! They say "crown" because they don't want little kids to think that his head popped off.

[peelikeafather]

child: 'Mama, why are those people flat?'

Mom:'Cause they are only 2 dimentional hun'

[nerdysponqebob]

this song is soooo gay man fuck this stuff

[TheSsdylan]

lol what the hell does this song have to do with anything? you wanna hear a bad one look up what ring around the rosie really means for the plauge of death

[narutofanatic0999]

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high, dropped his fly, and said, "do you wanna?" jill said yes and dropped her dress, they had a lot of fun, but jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son

[ledisko25]

apparently jack also loses his face on his way down

[XBytchiDaggaDatX]

this song like a christmas song

[Diosukekun]

i like it because it's like 3d

[Arkimasm]

Have you heard this one?

Jack & Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,

And now they have a son.

[kingdarius96]

@Arkimasm i heard it this way:jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajana

jack got high and dropped his fly and then said do you wanna

jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun

but jill forgot to take her pill and then they had a son.

my mom told me it that way when i was young so that she could teach me not to somoke or sleep with people that your not married to.

[mzrspa]

@Arkimasm let it be for kids

[jerary100]

mijn zusje vind dit gelul diumen omhoog wie dat ook vindt!!

[lukeThug]

Omg It Would Be Funny If Jack Fell and Split His Head Open with Blood Everywere

XD Just Kidding

Love This

[jackwolf131]

please say something nice only. put naughty comments to beddy-bye. Kids may be watching this, an even reading these comments :)

[navyashetty83]

why Jill has come down?

[UprisingFate]

legit

[randomguy546]

jack and jill went up the hill,

so they could have some fun.

stupid jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

[StraightUpJillyBean]

i never went tumbling after.

[Sadney38]

jack and jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. jill came down with $2.50

[786mshaikh]

They r for little kids. If u wanna say something bad ur better of learning to shut up.

[suvojitbanerjee1977]

@786mshaikh

Yes, you are correct, they are retarded,,,

[joeybones4]

I'd fuck Jill

[iRyamm]

Yay for 2D animations?

[spiderman5movie]

the moral of this is: dont mess with sluts so u dont get ur head caved in

[whitetailhunta]

lol..i hope they got workman's comp!

[MissGothKisses]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of blood. Jack had success, Jill got some on her dress, and they were arrested for murder...

[spiderman5movie]

@MissGothKisses lol

[torterra1777]

why are all the nursery rhymes about deth or getting injured or a deadly disease?

[whitetailhunta]

@torterra1777 and child abuse....that lady who lived in a shoe beat her kids....

[yannalouise]

retard!

[j00suckip00n]

Jack is going to rock out with his cock out; and Jill is going to jam out with her clam out.

[mrsjennyjonas39]

the history of it is jill pushed him down and killed him and then she fell herself, i think suicide lol

[jackwolf131]

Isn't that sad? "......Jack fell down and broke his crown (head), ".......Humpty Dumpty had a great fall", "......The cradle will fall and down will come baby" ....I mean why do they have tragedies in nursery rhymes? Don't they know that would give some children nightmares??

[EC91Inf3kt3d93TO]

that slide totally defied the laws of physics how disappointing

[EducationBrainpop]

i noticed 3 wrong things during this 1: JACK LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN HOBO!!! 2:why was jill SMILING when she was falling!!! 3: jack has no face what so ever

[Mizzilovemusic]

this should be number 1 in the top 40 uk

[smallgwynfryn]

Track 3.

[Happymuffins2]

broke his crown?

[toomuchcrack1]

@Happymuffins2 It means he smashed his head.

[Happymuffins2]

@toomuchcrack1 ow

[VegaBoi910]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and dropped his fly and ask her if she wanna

Jill said yes undid her dress and then they had some fun

Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Lesson learned ...

[bijuoi90]

so cute......!!!!!!! THANX FOR UPLOADING

[peaka567]

were is the 2nd part of this song 0-0

[KevinWorldxD]

When I first heard this songt as a little kid, I thought it meant the king's crown.

[vasarab9077]

jack and jill went up the hill both with a buck and quarter each

Jill came down with two fifty..

[WaxPhantom]

@vasarab9077 nice 1

[rocksthatkill]

wrong tune again

[CarrieHeyes]

For the sake of children watching this video... stop swearing.

[TISSYMAAS]

fucin homo song orrrr lol is noob song man

[sameedmir08]

it must be with subtitle.......thanks any ma coz like this.2

[jakethegent]

Jack got fucked up.

[ASMALLMEXICAN]

Jack and jill went up the hill to lick jills fanny

But all he got was a mouthfull of cum cuz jill was a fucking tranny.

[sergon777]

@ASMALLMEXICAN thats the funniest version i have ever heard XD

[jackywong77777]

@ASMALLMEXICAN wow lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akodaz]

good music kathy keep it on

[sighingoftheseas]

Regarding the upbringing of children I was shocked by a photo I saw recently of my son and his friend making a hand gesture with their 1st and 4th fingers...I was shocked because it was a satanic sign they had picked up from Disney..I went and checked YouTube "illuminati symbolism" only to find that this ype of crap is being fed to our kids on a daily basis...please take 5 mins to check this out...!!!!!!

[masmasas]

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could play with his fanny, jack came down and broke his crown coz jill was a fucking tranny

[borris93]

They both just got FUCKED up. WEHEY

[jewunit7]

isnt it jack and bill?

the homosexuals?

[razzyXrawr]

how sad.

jack fell down and broke his crown,

then his friend jill.

fell to.

jus like that egg, humpty dumpty.

these nursery ryhmes scare me.

>:D

[ohhrichie]

humpty fell, jack and jill fell, rock-a-bye baby fell.....

[OhWhenTheSaints]

Wasn't there another bit to this something about vinager and brown paper?

[ohhrichie]

@OhWhenTheSaints thats london bridges falling down

[jbcdrummer58]

dis shit go hard

[00animeangel]

worst song ever ..

[Baldoxxx4000]

worst animation i have ever seen...

[AlunaM00n]

I love this... my name is Jill...

I shal lravenge my parents and sue them one day.. +_+

Jkay.. >:D

[datchick3507]

They recomended this 4 me!

[charlieisanangel]

why????

[MrKokobomful]

i have my name after him lol

[MrKokobomful]

Lol. Mr kokobom is graet that´s my idol

[xo19marie95xo]

By crown they mean his head!

[loztoon928]

they havent even got a crown & wheres jacks face??

[MrTrueballer7]

wtf

[kimera5321]

なんすかこれ・ｗ・

[fletchermaria1]

i used this song in math..for slopes.. haha everyone laughed..but the only person who was not was my teacher..lmao!

[enjoy2watchm3]

LMAO!!! if you look at jills face as she's falling she's smiling XD

[johnsdoeful]

This is terrible. How is falling rapidly downhill funny?!? This is so graphic!!

[anipradee]

It very useful for kids to understand better.. so nice. My son 2 yrs old, enjoys this much.

[Dordrius]

... Anyone ever noticed how terrible these songs are? XD like. Tragedy-wise.

[judgejudyslover]

@Dordrius yea what about goosey goosey gander "took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs!!

[Aro2220]

@Dordrius and this is one of the better ones, too. rofl

[ImNotThere100]

@Dordrius supposedly this one refers to the beheading of the french monarchs, louis xvi and marie antoinette.