Frankie Boyle's Most Offensive Jokes

[bobandtheevilturnips]

i dont get the princess dianna one, someone please explain :L

[oil4life1]

@bobandtheevilturnips she was rumored to have had multiple affairs ranging from a servant to an england rugby captain 

[kflem80]

frankie boyle made this show the success it was. the other regulars are all good in their own way but frankie was the star.

[Gagakaha]

I'm Dave! Yognaught and I have the ballz

[pedmole5]

how is number 2 offensive?

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

What about the joke about the Queen?

[alexmcgrotty]

Don't watch this at the same time as taking a swig of beer - trust me! lol. makes me proud to be Scottish lol

[PsychoNorth]

#1 is the best joke ever lol

[nkrizan96]

1:34 EPIC high pitched laugh xD

[CesarLaser]

lol, Dara's laugh at 1:25

[SchwarzundWeis]

was princess Diana really gangbanged in a minefield or is it referring to something else?

[timticklerful]

@SchwarzundWeis no she just liked sleeping with lots of men, and she was a UN anti-landmine envoy in the 90's.

[MrJizmonkey]

@timticklerful haha

[rapelpecho]

What language is this?

[tharronn91]

@rapelpecho

English.

[12308madman]

I dont get the Diana one?

[finnersz]

@12308madman she was gang banged in a minefield.

[12308madman]

@finnersz Really?

[oKiiRKYBOiix]

I don't get the last joke, any help?

[MarleyTek]

@oKiiRKYBOiix Richard hammond was in a really bad car crash.

[bluejeckett]

its a tough issue, where exactly does one draw a line in comedy, yes frankie is totally insensitive sometimes and the jokes are offensive, I can understand people being upset but you have to take these things with a grain of salt, some things he says are fine, some I find a bit much but thats comedy, every1 has thier own sensibilities and you arent going to please everyone, he knows what he's saying is pushing the boundries sometimes but thats sort of what comedy is about, pushing boundaries...

[TheLivirus]

Didn't understand the last joke so I did the research. Richard Hammond was a cohost of Top Gear who crashed a 'land speed record' vehicle going 288 mph (463 km/h), obtaining brain injuries (eg. memory loss).

[DalleDayul]

in the 3rd vid i love hugh standing there with a straight face like "what?"

[krystal2567]

I'm so sick of seeing the Daily Mail police on every one of Frankie Boyle's videos. -_-

[Number1fan1989]

the guy is a supremely talented comic,unrelenting and uncompromising,he speaks his mind and the fact that so many people lose the comedic intent of so much of his work is CRAZY! the world is shit enough without wanting to take away laughter with all this political correct fuckery!

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

@nuteronstar777 I am from England thank you. I just think the so called jokes he makes aren't funny. Such as the one he made about Katie Price's Disabled son Harvey. It's out of order. If he make a 'joke' about Katie Price and it didn't invlove her disabled son I wouldn't have a problem with him. he takes things too far all the time. simple as that.

[kharashelzonah]

@MyNameIsFarToLong exactly what I'm talking about...

[itwontgoaway]

@MyNameIsFarToLong theres no such thing as 'going too far' when it comes to comedy. you either find a joke funny or you dont. if you dont like him, dont watch him. thats what i never really get about people who claim to be 'offended' by things like this. they whine continuously about him yet still continue to watch him. no one is being forced to watch him, they choose to simply so they can have something to complain about. simple as that.

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

@itwontgoaway so you think its ok to make jokes about a blind disabled child do you? if so your just as bad as that scottish piece of shit.

[itwontgoaway]

@MyNameIsFarToLong one of my best friends is disabled, she loves frankie boyle,and she's scottish aswell (LOL irony) and actually yes, i do. coz it's just a fucking joke, it's words, that's all, nothing more, nothing less. i also noticed you didn't answer me about saying you're not forced to watch him, you just choose to. also, you spelt 'you're' wrong. you're = you are. your = your, as in something which belongs to you.

[barrystopmostioner]

@MyNameIsFarToLong hes from sclotland dont think he gives a fuk about tht fake ass bitch kaite prices or her son hes funny as fuk most off his jokes r like tht but if u had seen his dvd u would lol frankie is a legend end off

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

@barrystopmostioner i just don't think its acceptable to makes "jokes" about a blind disabled child who he has never met. this so called 'man' is far from a legend.

[sniper]

@MyNameIsFarToLong haha frankie boyle is the best comedian that ever lived, stop being so sensitive.....

[cheeckybutnice]

ive heard worse from him

[nuteronstar777]

@LimaBear1235 Are you not quite all there ?.

[hannaissacarre]

Fuck, I so badly want to understand everything he sais. Someone who would like to ''translate''? :)

[3DKennyy]

Dara is just basically The Rock's irish Cousin 0:54 

[kharashelzonah]

...and this is offensive? Poor Brits.

[nuteronstar777]

@kharashelzonah Poor Brits ?. Ah thats it, you're American !. Not precisely known for great humour are you now ?.

[kharashelzonah]

@nuteronstar777 First strike out. In America they're even worse. I wasn't talking about the humor, I's talking about the audacity to call this humor "offensive".

[redgrate12345]

@kharashelzonah these are admittedly the least offensive things frankie boyle has said. he's said things a million times worse than anything in this video.

[MaGixTazR]

He is such a legend!

[ktockly]

I don't get the batman joke at the beginning..

[A5HzD12]

@ktockly the joker (in the movie the dark night in 2008) the actor who played him died

[91WillTaylor]

@ktockly Coz Heath Ledger died...

[Gliese0]

i love the face he makes after a joke goes well, like a kid who just got away with a naughty prank

[richay1]

Gangbang in a mine field?

[HollyoaksGirlx69x]

Frankie Boyle should host the Golden Globes next year!

[bobdy9988]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x

...... That would be INSANE

- ly good!

[bluejeckett]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x I reckon if he went into the golden globes he wouldnt be coming back out alive lol

[nikiforos6]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x that would be absolutely amazing :D

[xXEndLessKaosXx]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x most of the people wouldn't understand his accent

[blainyrules]

Offence isn't given, it's taken. Therefore to me they're not offensive.

[Emmarock05]

hes brilliant...

[hendy4584]

He's hilarious and don't take him so seriously. So he has a twisted view of things, that's what makes him so funny and some of his best material is actually self deprecating as he makes plenty of excellent jokes about Scotland. His job as a comedian is to push the envelope.

[tbass94]

@8BitPiclez *Dark Knight. Although a lot of the fil was shot on a dark night

[GER08ify]

Richard Hammond created the line in the sand....with his head!!XD

[THED3AD01101]

@joppsta360 your not fuckin wrong

[Daazbee]

He always has the face of a, like a child or something, like he knows he's said something bad and yea, it's a great smile :)

[MrJamescroney]

some explain number 3 to me please:)

[wakkaboom1987]

Speak English motherfucker

[DayDreamAscent]

I like offensive comedians, I just think Frankie Boyle is shit.

[TheLordsOfGamecraft]

@DayDreamAscent

:O

[XxChildOfZeusxX]

@DayDreamAscent The fuck are you here for then, you moron.

[CrushedDoughnut]

1.He Got Fired From This Show

That Sucks :(

2. If You Think Hes A Prick Why Are You Watching This And Took Your Time To Moan?

3. You May Say His Jokes Against Harvey Price Were Offensive But What Have You Done For Harvey Or Other Children Like That

He Made A Joke.. Its His Living ..

Yes There Innocent And Its Wrong To Say That Kind Of Material But Seriously Theres No Need To Moan..

And Hmm He Couldnt Of Got Fired From All British Shows

I Think I Saw A Preview Of Him On Would I Lie To You

Yes

[DrinkGirlsARSE]

@CrushedDoughnut he never got fired he left becuase of his tour , tramadol nights and other projects. the producers have told him hes always welcome back and maybe he will one day

[CrushedDoughnut]

@DrinkGirlsARSE

Never new that

i heard he got fired ): good to know thoughh

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

I've never like him. he's a prick.

[gilless429]

@MyNameIsFarToLong Well then do tell what the hell you're doing on this vid ? If you have "never like him" then why the hell did you come to watch a vid with him making jokes on it ? You're either a masochist, an idiot, an amnesic, or a troll.

[TheBazman111]

@MyNameIsFarToLong he is no prick the guy is the greatest stand up of all time fucking legend.

[nuteronstar777]

@MyNameIsFarToLong No, You are just a boring miserable cunt. You probably aint even from this country. So your views don't matter whatsoever !. Frankie is a great comedian. Simple as that !.

[TLRuk]

253 liberal lefties.

[oneMrHobo]

still as funny as ever

[roothy109]

i lost all respect for boyle after the harvey price jokes...

[Joppsta360]

@roothy109 So everything else was okay but as soon as you talk about some bimbo bitch's blind kid it becomes an issue? LOL!

Talk about hypocrite.

[roothy109]

@Joppsta360 if you had a blind kid and some scottsman made fun of them, what would you do?

[Joppsta360]

@roothy109 If I was famous because I had massive tits I'd probably do what any other famous person with massive tits would do. A centrefold with my crying, exposing Boule's callousness.... taking this COMEDIAN so seriously because my brain is smaller than a 400g loaf of bread.

And then I'd fuck another lesser known celebrity because the famous ones don't need to get HIV fucking me to increase their fame levels.

[Joppsta360]

@1Thompsonmusic Sins? Are you religious? I have a great idea for you... fuck off and watch yourself some Michael McIntyre, he'd suit you.

Frankie is a genius, he says it how it is. All I have to say to you is fuck off to be perfectly honest. Your inability to think critically is just beyond me. You're more worried about a joke about some blind kid who's mother is a bimbo whereas the millions starving right as we speak .. oh fuck them.

People who take the morale "high ground" are retards

[Joppsta360]

@1Thompsonmusic I hope you don't either, they'd be close minded and probably Christian.

Oh and I never get offended ... getting offended is for people that take life seriously. Life isn't meant to be taken seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

[Joppsta360]

@1Thompsonmusic Yeah that's right, remove your comments because you know how big of a twat you're acting.

[Beccrawr]

@Joppsta360 i agree, wtf, its all ok ripping the shit out of other people, but as soon as it may offend you in the slightest you get all on your high horse about it... get over it or dont watch him at all.

[FilthyShadow]

Hugh Dennis, boring fucker. Whose entire gimmick is to never turn that constant fucking grimace upside down and smile. Even when the entire studio is on their backs laughing, he remains steadfast in his determination to NEVER SMILE.

[MrJaggedman]

You know when Frankie Boyle smiles, his next joke is going to be fucking hilarious. Even more so than the others.

[chocolate3261]

I HATE frankie Boyle with passion. I always liked him n then after he made the jokes about Katie prices lil boy, Harvey. I mean far enough not very many people like Katie but 2 make jokes bout an innocent lil boy who cannot do anything bout his condition is just downright evil. He's an lowlife, nothing more n I hope he rots in hell.

[Jamflip81]

@chocolate3261 Classic view point of a two faced cunt, you'll laugh at anything just as long as it's nothing you find offensive. You need to get over yourself.

P.S No such place as hell...

[JoeyJarrett28]

@chocolate3261 You hate him for 1 joke ?! Do you really think he meant it?

[Beccrawr]

@chocolate3261 basically all his jokes are about making fun of people in a sexist racist or disabled...ist way. you cant just decide you suddenly dont like ONE thing he has said, its not evil, all his jokes are the same. why do you watch him at all? are you naive enough to believe other people arent offended by OTHER jokes he has made? At some point he is gonna say something that is relevant to someone.

[Joppsta360]

@1Thompsonmusic To be perfectly honest, the fact you are QQ'ing so much on this video just makes him more famous. It's kind of like what I call the "Justin Bieber" effect. All you're going now is making an absolute wank of yourself.

So go off into a corner and cry to mummy because you don't like Frankie saying all the nasty things about celebrities and politicians, I'm sure many people will take you oh so seriously.

[nuteronstar777]

@chocolate3261 How cares about that airhead cow. She don't deserve anything in life.

[chocolate3261]

@DavidM4725 Actually he died after it was released. What happened was he had been 2 the film premiere n then came home n couldn't sleep cuz he was scared of the joker, (ironic), so he ended up overdosing on sleeping pills. It's really sad

[A5HGSTAR]

n#1

"It's just what I wanted for Christmas, Princess Diana Scallextricks" - that's his most offensive joke

[omfd100]

a gang bang in a mine field lmao



[MrLewisGaming]

Fucking Ledgend

[assman213]

@Nobodyjbh14 its because hes a comdeian

[A5HGSTAR]

@1Thompsonmusic y do you hate them so much, i'm Asian but I can be called Paki from time 2 time - y do u hate them (just asking)

[WrightyLCFC]

can someone tell me what the first joke means?....

[Raunak164]

@WrightyLCFC heath ledger who acted as joker died

[TheKendra1423]

katt williams better an way more funnier

[mikebarryrout]

Can anyone explain the Diana one to me?

[rebellionrob]

@mikebarryrout Se was a whore who slept around and she was involved in charities to remove landmines around the world....

[portly24]

@mikebarryrout The joke brings together two factors Diana was notorious for: (i) her promiscuity and (ii) As part of her charity promotion against land mines she gathered together on TV a number of experts to show the lengths and danger they had to experience in locating and exploding these mines - thus `gang' to describe the gathering and `bang' the explosions, while tying this in with her history of sexual promiscuity: perhaps somewhat too subtle.

[RonBurgundy161]

@portly24 It's probably one of the most clever jokes attempted in comedy, it's absolutely genius.

[PktMma]

I didn't get the first one.

[8BitPicklez]

@PktMma Heath Ledger (The actor of the Joker in the Dark Night) died shortly after the films release.

[PktMma]

@8BitPicklez Ouch!

[rebellionrob]

@8BitPicklez No he died BEFORE the films release

[DavidM4725]

@8BitPicklez actually, he died after it was completed. they then speculated whether or not to release it

[Frankfish1000]

Most overrated, lazy comedian ever .

The 'thinking mans' Roy Chubby Brown .

[TheBazman111]

@Frankfish1000 hey roy chubby brown is brilliant and frankie and bernard manning all legends.

[nuteronstar777]

@Frankfish1000 Could you do better ?. Have you got his money ?. End of !.

[benny332]

real life troll

[SK8BRDDUD123]

I don't get #2 :S

[bigtattiemuncher44]

chopical chunder chegions at 2.45

[MorphingTiger]

He's such a troll.

[nuteronstar777]

@MorphingTiger Why is that then ?. I presume you are a yank. Cos they use this word TROLL !.

[Eziz7]

BEAST

[MusicalLew]

I fucking love Frankie Boyle

[fairweva]

Not his worst.

[7CellarDoors]

I fucking hate political correctness. Shove it up your penis loving black Mexican ass with an Iraqi terrorists shimmering dynamite fused cock.

And fuck The View.

[00rustynail]

Took me forever to get #4 lol

[Daniel3159]

lol u would be scared to go on and say a joke after frankie just incase it wasn't near as funny as his haha

[retoow]

dara's face at last one XD

[peterhelgeson]

i would laugh more if i could understand most of his speech. take the syrup out of your mouth

[andythepostie85]

@peterhelgeson he's scottish u twat

[Jumzu]

these jokes arent funny

[puregold120]

@Jumzu lol how are they not funny, your just to sensitive.

[Jumzu]

@puregold120 i dont even get what he's trying to say. am i supposed to be british to understand them?

[Sage395]

@Jumzu No, just have a basic concept of English. It seems you don't.

[nuteronstar777]

@Jumzu Intelligent !.

[jakamneziak]

Dara's face is as pivot5al as the joke itself of making it work!

[dt9592]

LEGEND

[BreakDown1996]

you left out his 9/11 joke

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

This man has legendary jokes, and the best tour names in history.

[al3699]

for any one that doesn't like frankie boyle

they're re-running Last of the Summer Wine on Yesterday

[Nobodyjbh14]

Frankie can get way with this, and yet Jeremy makes one misinterpreted joke and he might get sued or sacked.

[smileyTn7]

@Nobodyjbh14 frankie was constantly getting in shit...

[macgibbon]

@Nobodyjbh14 Frankie is a stand up comic, Jeremy is a rich loudmouth wanker.

[Tilaron]

@Nobodyjbh14 Really, it's quite pathetic. The most annoying thing is the shelved QI episode >:(

[rohitrez]

@Nobodyjbh14 jeremy's not a comedian..he's a fuckhead

[FatMucnher]

Least he has balls to say what he thinks

[stardustdave85]

@Nobodyjbh14 Yea but there is a difference.Frankie is funny whereas Jeremy never has been

[mellxox1]

@Nobodyjbh14 frankie boyle is a comedian, jeremy clarkson is not, frankie is known for being risky and controversial its clearly expected that he is going to say something to make you say ohmy god! not some jumped up presenter making serious issues into something disgusting.

[MrGamerBazer]

@mellxox1 so your saying jeremy is worst than frankie XD?

[xxsweethartxx]

@Nobodyjbh14 Agreed, but Frankie only seems to say stuff on shows such as the ones shown in the vid, but Jeremy does say things at the most inappropriate of times/places sometimes... but whatever he says is just as hilarious!!

[22matthouse]

@Nobodyjbh14 the point is that he doesn't get away with it. but it's still hilarious. my moto is you would either laugh or cry about these thing, so it's better to laugh

[Hav0n]

@Nobodyjbh14 tbh jeremy makes quite a few :)

[neonlight2000]

@Nobodyjbh14 Huh? Frankie Boyle was fired from this show, and all other British game shows because of his type of humor.

[TheBazman111]

@neonlight2000 frankie boyle was never fired he left on his own accord on series 7 witch was the last series he was on said the bbc are getting to pc and were not covering enough topical story's. The bbc were basicaly telling him to tone down or leave so he left lets face it having frankie boyle tone will not be the same we need more of his type of humour the guy is a fucking legend.

[HeavyMetalMasterSid]

Haha

[LordOfDragonborn]

well funny

[wernvilla2]

Offensive, not at all funny

[jonners52]

@wernvilla2 no shit they're offensive. it's in the title. Also pretty fucking hillarious

[RobynSparky]

@wernvilla2 no they're hillarious !

[ShazaLondon]

@DJSourMilklsWhite basically there was a huge car accident involving a famous car show presenter in the UK, basically he was in such a bad state that he couldn't remember much and took him a long time to recover.

[MyCORMAC]

could someone please tell me that first joke and explain it please

[biss14able]

@MyCORMAC the guy who played the joker died or something not a %100 on that

[MyCORMAC]

@biss14able yea cheers mate

[MrWeetabixloverx1000]

@MyCORMAC heath ledger who played the joker in batman died after it :(

[MyCORMAC]

@MrWeetabixloverx1000 thank you very much.. jesus that is a nasty joke

[MrWeetabixloverx1000]

@MyCORMAC no probs :).......ya but still funny :D

[MegaAdam1000]

@MyCORMAC Yeah, the guy who played the Joker later committed suicide.

[MyCORMAC]

@MegaAdam1000 are you fucking serious? jesus

[JAWZxz]

@MyCORMAC It's a hilarious joke.