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  • I died when you talked about the door spots... even when the train is crowded, 2 spots only! haaha

  • wtf man i cant here scwat iv allwase wanted to go to nyc just to see stuf like the subway

  • I don't have millions and millions of dollars and I haven't been on the train since 2006

  • girl at :50 met all those descriptions

  • what is she doing at @4:10 to @4:16?

  • This must be one of the Oldest videos on YouTube.

  • 'No one likes the bums on the train'

    Nice to see some compassion

    Cold bastards and bitches

  • @WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 But it's true...?

  • @JJboy1992

    I didn't deny its truth... and thats the problem. The lack of compassion. If they are harassing others and so on thats one thing but if they are doing no one any harm...

  • @WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 I DEFINITELY hear ya man/woman ;)

  • 4:58 Best part by far lol

  • shit i would not be happy if this chick tried to interview me on the subway, i hate it when random happy people start talking to me.

  • @TheRaspberryKandy Yeah. She broke rule number 1 just by making the video. Do not fucking talk to me.

  • you forgot one rule. and you did it in the last shot. stop putting your dirty ass shoes on the seats where ppl have to seat !

  • pretty much the same as London underground, or manchester trains and metro. Atleast the NY trains have graffit on them and you can pretend your in a movie.

  • was that flavor flav at 3:23 ? wtf lol

  • And when you get off the train and take the escalator if you want to RIDE move your fat ass to the right. The left side is for people who walk.

  • I hate when people hold the train doors or stand in the way of the door closing. This delays the train and is especially annoying when you are trying to get to work or school on time.

    Here's another unwritten NYC subway rule: Don't stare anyone blank in the eye or look at them for too long. It can make people really uncomfortable. Look on the ads, listen some music, stare into space or just look at the window as the train rushes through the underground to keep yourself distracted.

  • Subway 101.. haha! I'm glad I was right about the right side rule.. it really applies to just about any big city mass transit stairway.

  • I love how the girl interviewing is so impartial.

  • I wish i could live in NYC. I'm a stand up comic, and street artist.

    I have friends there, I got the drive, I just don't have the Money.

    I need a rich benefactor to give me 5 grand to head up and get out of this hick town I'm stuck in, lol. Check my art I'm chalkarts on deviantart.

  • To answer your question at 5:20...yes that would be pretty cool

  • WOAH!!! 2:32...you like girls with "Big Packages"??

  • Some of those are just common sense tips, but others are good. I am moving up there from Mid US. With four kids inder ages of 10. Any tips on taking the subway with kids. Other than keep them well behaved. I am asking more about the safety.

  • @TheAstroble let the homeless people touch them

  • i would f**** her but she is a stuck up trick!

  • 4:04, the sign was pretty clear to me.

  • On Caltrain, you can eat AND drink. Except after a ballgame.

  • nice legs

  • lol shyt this isn't for NYC subways, this is subways across the country...NY, DC, Atl, Chi-town....most ANNOYING/HORRIBLE subway system has GOT to be Atl/MARTA...I could name a million reasons to drive instead...but who cares, public transportation in general is annoying as fck!!!! I'd rather help pollute the atmosphere, it's a lot less stressful....

  • they 4 got 1 rule

    never jerk off when police are near

    trust me

  • The homeless people are the only problem i have.

  • Lol nice vid , , , i <3 the everyday adventures on MTA

  • you are so hilarious!!! I loved the part about the service notice! hahah!

  • 3:23 DUDE LOOKS LIKE FLAVOR FLAV LOL

  • aw.. nobody gets "mad" per say..

    but we might stab u a little

    nyc<3

  • Is that Flavor Flav on 3:24???

  • those rules are the same in any city subway

  • /watch?v=gmhm-ibEpOs

    lol

    

  • MAN YOU STUPID AMERICANS NEED TO STOP GIVING TAX CUTS TO BILLIONAIRES AND GET SOME NEW FUCKING TRAINS..

  • She says this as she lays across the priority seating.

  • Check out this hysterical comedian's view of NYC Subway practices!!!

    Steve Grogan-Christmas, Subways and Dating

  • "Even though ive got millions and millions of dollars i take the train everyday!!!" what a fucking cunt. take your millions and stick em up your ass no one fucking cares....oh also thats why your doing interviews on youtube??? millionaire say wha?

  • UGH!!! my biggest peeves were not addressed ..SLOW MOVING SLUGS!!!! massive blobs moving at single time MOVE!!! AND EATING 5 COURSE MEALS!!! UGH!!!!

  • @astroshape I HATE when people are eating meals on the train why? 1.i have nothing else to stare at but you eating with your food all over your face and you licking your fingers. 2. how can you eat on the subway.. it smells like musky urine usually 3. it stinks up the whole cart. your right

  • @melomelomelo123

    HEY FUCK YOU FAG

  • @loismlsx I'm assuming your one of those people

  • The sign was pretty straight forward, what was so hard to get? U said that you're a millionare and still ride the subways, OK, so u want mta change the rules for u personally or for us all that ride them? Only a rich person that has everything will want to get a camera and a mic and think that they have what it takes to lecture us on subway etiquette. IT'S public transportation, what etiquette? Everything in life is not structured; Cuz u can go home to ur palace and not have to be bothered?

  • i hope the people that said they dont like the hobos will become hobos eventually

  • @yuckfoubitch91 you dont live in a city do you?

  • @notweaves007 i live in new york...why else would i watch this video

  • people are taking this too serious. The majority of what she is saying can be really annoying on the train. And I dont believe shes mockin the fact that these people are mentally ill or homeless. Alot of times on the train the mentally disturbed can be nerve wrecking because they start freakin out and your on this narrow packed train and they can start freaking out on you. Its happened before. And with the Jesus thing, not everyone believes in Jesus. its like having a jehova witness at your door

  • Maybe so, but what's the point of the video though? Is she doing this for herself or for us all.. She doesn't even look a bit concerned at all for anyone else. I bet after this video, she didn't address the state about this. She's in the video smiling and having fun, WHY? Because she knows when she goes home, she doesn't have to worry about having to ride the subway the next day. New Yorkers would like to see a lot of what she covered in this video change, but by someone who is compassionate.

  • @mainstreamtalent7 Yea i hear what your saying. I guess it wasnt suppost to be very serious. And also everything that shes talking about just becomes an everyday thing that we kind of just live with, but some is considered a serious issue. But who knows...

  • the lady eating a sandwich on the train.."it could go a lil bit faster...and a lil bit cleaner" ...eww right

  • those are some ugly fucking trains.

  • wow ny subway looks just like gta 4 lol

  • I dunno about all these comments but this girl is hot

  • "Does anything ever bug you when you ride the train?"

    Me: Ummmmmm.....Interviews???

  • they have a nice LOST & FOUND

  • Cute video . Its funny.

  • Yeah, this girl is so pointless.. it's pathetic, like grow up.

  • How the hell are you supposed to hear anything they're saying?!

  • N train ftw

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  • :)) she's kinda annoying...

  • I LOVE NY!!!!!:)))))

  • very poor sound quality. fix that.

  • L train is horrible. i hate it, but its the only train i can takke lmao

  • oh when people are trying to come in the train but some stupid person who don't want to give away their door spot won't move away and makes everyone late until somebody push him

  • Is the subway in NYC free ?

  • @MultiBrados no Lol..it's just that when you pay to get in one train you can get in how many trains you want (transfering from one train to another)

  • @MultiBrados nope, they bumped the prices up to 2.75

  • @unitedwetrance woahhhhh 2.75?? wtf are they doing this like every six months or something? last time i was there it was like 2.50 (which was still alot.) but still...

  • @MultiBrados shut the fuck up

  • @MultiBrados haha..that's funny

  • Couldn't live in NYC

  • It would be nice to read some comments from people who actually read a book at least once a month. Why do some people think that looking ignorant is such a treat? Yes, the L train is the pits, but the R train is the worst. Yeah! No more!

  • the girl with mic is sexy

  • Sorry, but it's the black folk lol

  • That's why I won't go to new york. They're too aggressive. People get bust on for doing that out here.

  • This is NYC: Deal with it or get a damn car.

  • BITCH! STOP COMPLAINIG YOU ONLY STAY ON THE REAIN FOR 3 MINUTS

    RIDE IT OR NOT

    this isnt polotics

    this a war thing

    or how celebritys have too much pwer

    or

    unfair unjust laws

    its a fucking train

    RIDE IT OR NOT

  • i dont like it when the announcements r so soft and when ur in a rush and the door close in ur face

  • dude NY metro is not Paris metro..totally different

    NY metro is full of craziness and smelly people. Paris metro is really clean and sometimes smells like armpit all over the place...lol

  • @vitto My Brother said, when in the Airport in Paris, he could smell cheese and it put him off of it for a while lol, but you gotta admitt, their Cheese is some of the best that are distributed, just don't want to smell it through out the air port lol. We all got our different flavors, no pun intended , but I live in NYC and yes, it's a rough right at times, not always lol.

  • i was in NY for new year on time square..it was crazy. Don't know if it was just the time but i saw crazy people and i mean nuts every single day. I was staying in Manhattan, near central park.

  • terriable voice.

  • I love the schmuck who said all new yorkers are intelligent and articulated. Fucking schmuck...

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  • Interesting way to konw the habits of the people! Thanks from Italy.

  • This is so incredibly funny and true. Oh my God.

  • im from queens how about u bums quit taking subway and drive ur cares like men that way u dont have to complain about high fares and the state making money off u fools, only use subway if ur going to manhattan etc

  • lol

  • subway etiquette means shit when your on a highly crowded train with pricks and assholes and fragile women who should have taken a cab. MOre TRAINS. BE ON TIME!!!!!! Price increases and all we get is shit service crowded trains and massive delays. I walked 3 miles to and from my school when the MTA assholes were on strike.

  • do people ever bring guns on the subway & have shooting sprees?? NY people scare me cuz im from the country.

  • @Avalita07 naw man we dont go that far, us New Yorkers are nice when we want to be

  • i love you

  • strykah.wordpress

    NYC today...:)

  • Why do people even do that walk through the train thing?

    As if people in NYC don't walk enough.

  • You not want annoys me is messed up 2 channel audio. Whats up with that..your suppose to be a professional journalist.

  • im surprised noone punched her in her face

  • This lady's a fucking idiot. She can't figure out that when the sign says, "No Brooklyn trains from 12:01am to 05:00am Jan. 15-17" that 11:59pm was 'yesterday', Jan. 14. The date doesn't rollover when you wake up in the morning. It means the trian won't run for 05 hours the 15th to the 17th. Also, the sign clearly indicates, "Do not stand in the doorwells.", not stand to one side. That Grandma bitched about evrerything, & that broke-ass Nigger can't afford $02.00? Please. No turnstiles comments?

  • really annoying girl

  • This bitch can stick that microphone up her ass.

  • 2:31 Bitch has a small ass. She needs a big package.

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  • i wanna fuck that girl on the subway.

  • the guy in the green jacket. I see him all the time

  • how annoying is she...

  • @Hope126

    ik right

  • Shut Up Bitch

  • The subway system is new to L.A. but we too have some unspoken rules. One is, if you see a hot chick that looks like the girl from Dazed and Confused with a mich asking passengers questions, your on a N.Y. city subway.

  • @choters That was stupid.

  • @choters hahaah

  • I prefer to drive, but in NYC, the subway is better.

  • they all look so damn poor!

  • @antonjon1 I hope u know that most of those people are probably regular middle class citizens and u sound so prissy saying that. Just because they take the subway and don't dress up to go to work, it doesn't mean that they are poor!! JEEZZ!!

  • @aribriaproductions Lol i know, im upper-middle class, and I love the NY Subway XD

  • rule # 1: buy a better microphone.

  • look at the ads, they're all for beer xD i love New York

  • like this lil timecapsule!

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  • @tomthefunky why are you watching this video you fucking hick, you would get decapitated talking shit like that in new york. obviously you're not from here, because if you were, you would be intelligent and articulated.

  • Yeah I know what it is,she does'nt address ghetto trash culture !

  • LMAO... I do not understand the sign either...lol..

  • how about when thugs at 1:01, and 1:19, 3:05, 3:20 and big fat mamma's at 1:07, and 2:37 take up more than one seat? and you know the cow at 3:27 drops her food and wrappers on the train. And people wouldn't step on your feet if you kept them under the seat instead of out in the aisle (2:45).

    c'mon niggaz, get it together. Obama learned how to act civilized, so can you.

  • off before on actually is a written rule on the local trains of the Netherlands...

  • At 4;16 she turns into the devil, have a look, scary :) Thinks she's cool really tho.

  • ~ VERY NICE ~ VERY CUTE ~ VERY COOL ~

  • i have never been 2 and 1/2 hrs late on the train regardless of any train service changes. Its was probably his fault he was late. In nyc you have like 5 ways to get to one place. If you know the whole train system, you'll be fine

  • This is the sort of fin' yer spot in 3rd world countries..its not uncommon as I 'ave seen it in boff Vietnam and China where some bloke 'as been 'it by a car and is just left dyin' as blokes ball of chalk and drive by totally ignorin' woss right before their eyes. Its like, right, hey this 'appens evryday...no big deal, none of me business.

  • i just want to fuck that girl.

  • she looks a bit like leighton meester

  • millions & millions of dollars u have huh?

    dont dress like it...

  • what a bitch

  • lmao at the usual suspect. hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!

  • Whatever happened to minding your own business . You are not even aware of the cardinal rule for subway etiquette & therefore not qualified to lecture anybody.

  • How about minding your own business ? A newspaper is good for that .

  • The fat lazy asshole two and half hour's late for work, talks a lot of crap. The way you get to work like a slug, you won't be working for long. NYC subway isn't that bad, it's not even crowded, pig.

  • THis woman has a string of unimportant useless video's and is making money off of it. Also, I noticed how people refer to homeless people, like they are worthless animal's. Let me tell you something, with this economy, you might be homeless on the subway, never say never.

  • ...but she's cute :))

  • @cagrierisen1 LOL, if she is not tawkin. Check out the vid on xtc, tell me she is cute then lol, I'm just messin around, we all got our ways, just fun to do ehehehe.

  • woooord you got "millions and millions of dollars" word! Ima rob that bitch next time I see that fine ass on the train, bitch!

    let me get them digits, bitch! I got a 2 for one coupon on the doller menu at McDonald that's 50 cents,

    bitch!

  • she said shes a millionaire

  • im from philadelphia and i go up to nyc a lot to visit friends. I was trying to get somewhere and got really lost because i asked someone in the booth where to go and the train she told me to take was in the completely wrong direction to where i wanted to go. And also, the subway gets rediculous at night, to someone who doesnt know nyc that well, that can get very confusing

  • there are really a lot of crazy and homeless in the subway!! D:

  • people that dont close their legs on the damn subway, people leaning against the pole, people that have open coffee cups, people dancing on the train looking like they are about to kick me in the forehead, standing up and eating over me while im sitting down, the sleepers nodding off on my shoulder

  • The reporter is fucking hot as fuck...she can take out her anger on my cock.

  • @littleelmoboy001, I live in Texas and have never been to New York, but just watching this I agree with you. The thing is, the system is too big to do that transition of cars just instantly.

  • The new york city subway system needs a complete overhaul. The trains themselves are outdated by like 30 years. Looking at train systems in other countries and even other states makes the NYC system seem so archaic.

  • They act as if there are no trains elsewhere in the world. The London Underground is exactly the same as this.

  • This isn't about the London Underground.. notice the title "NYC subway etiquette."

  • You fail to see the point.

  • No, I have been to London and used the tubes a lot and it is not like this. They act much more respectful, NOt everyone is perfect but I find it to be much more human like behavior. Sad, but true.

  • 3:25 that dude look lik flav flava

  • 3:23 HOLY SHIT! flavor flav!

  • This is awesome

  • God, she is so fucking beautiful

  • so wuh u sayin that ur better than the ppl in thiz video nigga plz stop tryin 2 talk all safisticated

    n by the way L TRAIN ALL DAyYYy

  • 2:55 WTC so random.

  • @ 6:45 - one of the main rules is NOT TO put your shoes on a seat girl...

  • @neckojezioro123 that and sleeping

  • Those saying they hate bums and performers need to thank God that it's not them today, because it could be tomorrrow.

    The way they speak (poor grammar) and dress (overweight with skull caps in public) doesn't imply that they are highly educated. They are probably a minimumm wage paycheck away from being one of those "bums."

  • true that b

  • they are on the experess a train lol

  • How can this video show multiple cases of one of the most annoying things and not mention it? Should guys take up (2) seats because they want to sit with their legs spread? I think not.

  • whats this bitch talking about people reading the bible? i hate religion and the bible but if i had to schose beteen an old person reading a book and a stupid slut annoying everyone with a microphone id chose the old fool reading a book, alot less annoying

  • In the 70's, we used to ride between the cars on hot summer nights for the breeze since there was little a/c back then. No officials ever yelled at us for this.

  • yeh cool story once i watched a boy from my school stand between carriages and fall down and get grinde dup into paste

  • gotta love ny, the best way to get around the city is the subway ..i hate to drive there,you can never find parking,and its crazy expensive to park,and most ppl ruid and geez they look at u like they have never seen a white person before.

  • man if i saw you on the 4's...one of the "annoying" things you could add to your list is "getting raped on a subway train"