Surfer Interview Fail

[Hitler4EqualRights]

Jesus, really?

[Rango4U]

....Kelso?....

[microvz]

its not fail man its cool

[TheAbaddon1975]

Talk about 'waxing lyrical' ..

Only a surfer knows the feeling.

[kidkong584]

Watch the autotuned version of this by melodysheep in the related vids. It's great. 10x better than schmoyho

[ExTrAxCooKiEz]

Some Ones High

[glasspuff]

instant WOOPAH button 0:17 thumbs up to use

[closure21]

WOOPAH!

[CRIZZIEE]

Makes me think of Finding Nemo

[darkenwarrior]

I think he hit his head when he was a child

[AssassinSi]

Wow i thougth i would never hear those sounds again from the batman series....

[A1MultiMedia]

tosh needs to give this guy a web redemption

[bignicky88]

i thought these creatures were mythical

[carman10101]

rwj

[theGREXify]

Seems like waves arent the only thing this guys been hitting.

[ochocino85boy]

He gives surfers a bad name. Check out novus swell. those are real surfers and they're teens.

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

He's a surfer. What do you expect?

[adda241]

and just get PITTED, SO PITTED LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[mudman91878]

Can we stop voting up comments that just quote part of the video? The most unoriginal comments known to man are the ones ending up as the 'top comments' and it's pathetic.

[TheMrLahey]

@mudman91878 your a bummer mannnn...

[DaKoolKid247]

yea, cool story bro

[spartan13014]

To much empty beer!

[TIKOMIX]

Millions of surfers understood every word...Perhaps we fail.

[eXeelion]

dude this is the best fail ever dude

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

this and the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 guy are the best fails

[NUKEBUSTER123]

Smack the lip "Whooopahhh" Drop down "Sarhpahhhh" After that you ride the barrel And Get "Pitted Dude"

[00MsPaigeAnna00]

I don't know half the stuff that kid was saying.

[ZDWario]

I know dude, so fucking pitted.

[ArmeliaMusic]

THIS IS SOO WIN!! HAHA

[Gnarxlos]

So Pited.

[TexDad1971]

Spicoli had a son.

[herrdoctorbenway]

Can't see how this is anything other than a win of immense proportions ...

[datlibra17]

he has a huge vocabulary

[xacupofteax]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO i laughed so hard when he was like woooooo pahhh!!

[tb825c]

Is this is what its like when you get high?

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

like wopah! then braaahhha

[grif9696]

I love how since most of the people commenting on this dont understand this they just criticize him and say hes an idiot haha. People are ignorant

[hybridrage1]

woopaaaaaaaa  fuaaaaaaaa

[skateandsurfinhawaii]

"you just smack the lip say BUUAHH!"

[christhaniri]

i was bout to put a comment and then i t was all like woopah and then it was loading like all lika blaarghhag and then it loades and dude i was like pitted dude so pitted

[LeGermQC]

ONLY IN USA... poor stupid, ignorant and paranoid nation

[sup3rspiffy]

@LeGermQC get yo elitist bitch ass off our youtube

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

@LeGermQC too true man.

[anonymous812]

@LeGermQC FUCK CANADA!

[DianaEpicAwesome]

@anonymous812 aww :(

[BENwins22]

he sounds like the sea turtle from finding nemo ! the little one when they were leaving the EAC haha perfect

[xacupofteax]

@BENwins22 YES!

[rockclan7]

his argument is tottaly valid

[MikeHoncho27]

um...what?



[lukelibunao]

Typical white douche bag.

[RobMarx23]

@lukelibunao Filthy jobless Nigger much?

[lukelibunao]

@RobMarx23 LOL, why so angry?

[killerhippo10]

@lukelibunao hows he a douchebag? hahah

[AduIfHitIar]

its like WOOPAH! AND THEN LIKE BRAAHGAHAHAA!!

[fvbeek98]

@AduIfHitIar :D

[anriric23]

he sounds like Doofy from scary movie.

[gypohdgamingfan1]

WA-PANG!

[imWillyoCT]

this dude is so doped up. lemme get whatever he's smokin'

[dambrake2010]

wapahhh

[LukeMoon18]

this guy in turtle form!!!!!!!!!

/watch?v=1tYddpNsLIU

[yababy]

So it was like "WOA!" and you were like "WOA!" and we were all like "WOA...".

[HockeyRWE]

press 6

[Theshortybynature1]

dude u got the best barrells dude..... wapowwwwwwwwwwww :D hahaha lol

[GamerLink5]

This guy has lots of wisdom to share with the world. but no one wants to listen or they don't understand him. let me explain. when he says Ride the barrel and get pitted he means after you ride the barrel off of Niagara falls you'll be so scared you want to get drunk. Also when he says when he says drop in smack the lip whopah he means go into your home give you wife or girlfriend a kiss then slap a fly next to her.

[TheLanMandragoran]

@GamerLink5 poser fake surfer. "ride the barrel and get pitted" means that youre below the cap of wave in the concave of the wave riding it as it goes foward and get pitted is when you are in the right water path but then get too deep into the tube of breaking wave and you get OWNED. pitted also means smashed like as in drunked but that not what he meant here. so this guy was going on good wave but got caught in the barrel and wrecked. barrel of wave is like ) middle of that curvey thing.

[GamerLink5]

@TheLanMandragoran I know that i was trying to make a joke but apparently it was a horrible joke.

[smileyismaface]

WUPOW!

[AhYaOk]

the reporter failed to find someone who wasn't stoned. 

[Shazzamnwithoutus]

whupahhh, sepuhhhhhh then u just get pitted, soooo pitted

[exnol]

The waves took him high..

[JonazKid]

I Love This Guy

[LaserJet74]

and you just and just

im going to watch some porns i hope u will like this comment :D

[MRkiz1]

hahhaha so stoned

[lllmrsdarcy4everlll]

WUH-PAH!!!

[MrAnton101]

this guy literally is the stereotype of a surfer you couldn't get more of a cliche if you tried

[DomLeSex]

So pitted

[TheSmellyNugget]

i was waiting for a giant wave to come knock him over

[adventchild5150]

Just get pitted dude

[shilohsam2]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE­EEE!

[duryduty]

Keanu Reeves would be proud

[ylskang]

lol he reminds me of that giant turtle from finding nemo

[thorrudd]

@TADGELL yeah-we ski. hes not usually like that..he never talks about it either lol.

[packerswin15]

KWA PA! drop down say BAAAA!

[midtownsk8er]

0:20...and i jizzed in my pants

[TheChocoThief]

He's vulnerable to sex hungry muffs :)

[TADGELL]

say BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[LukeMoon18]

@TADGELL oh my god, what is he like? he is embaressed cuz this video?

tell him to keep going man, nothing to be embaressed of...

[GMan1402]

Like, dude, first, it's like, dude, you're just whapow, then, like, dude, you're all pooooowwww...

[boethet]

O yeh Dude???

[locknessjohnson]

i smoke seaweed *flails arms above head*

[Masterpown]

double rainbow....

[london40409]

He has the joy and happiness of a young child. Many adults lose that by trying to become what society says and discourage by negativity. Some of you may think he is dumb or uneducated, but, if he were to become a regular 9-5 JOE working in a small cubical; I doubt you would see the energy and joy you see in his eyes during this video.

[RoboticRebel]

lol he sounds like jim carrey

[LukeMoon18]

i envy ythis guy, i wish i could talk about something in my life just the way he talks about surfing.

yeah kind of funny when he says "wapahhh" n "wahhhhh" i shit my pants laughing

that guy, wherever he is now, back in 2009, he can say: Dude i had the time of my life.WapAHHHHHHHH

[thorrudd]

lol..i know this guy from work

[TADGELL]

@thorrudd ha no way! is he a cool dude?

[mryagermister]

do i hear the anchors laughing in the background

[DanialSepi]

FUCKING HIGH

[MrCombinesoldier]

ENGLISH YOU DUMBFUCK

[AnnaNeemus]

I don't care what anyone says, this guy's interview is awesome.

[GrayJudgment]

I can't understand wand he's saying, but it really sounds interesting.

[McGradyBrendan]

It's so weird not hearing melodysheep's song play when he starts talking...

[cx4shot]

How is this a fail???????? He sounds excited

[1SOADBITCH]

thats how i talk everyday.. i dought im a fail.!!

[nakitabaca]

Hes hella cute

[MrSubjectX]

Press 6 for "Se-Bua"

[tandis97]

this is me when i try to explain my minecraft day to others

[midtownspecial87]

yea and what race does?

[bonviej1]

Were his parents brother and sister?

[NoColdFx]

white ppl talk stupid

[curlylockproductions]

@NoColdFx

Ebonics doesn't sound much better.

[TADGELL]

@NoColdFx wa-PAH! on your head barney.

[Zyzzyzx]

0:19 What language is that?

[Moviewxpert]

I don't see a fail in this. He's being himself, he loves surfing, he's expressing it. It might look dumb to you but he's probably having the time of his life which is something not a lot of people have nowadays.

[ohreally517]

@Moviewxpert no.....this guys WAY to broed out..your a faggot with a HUGE heart..fuckin youtube tryhard..fall asleep in a ditch faggot

[Thor22289]

@ohreally517 trolololol

[Moviewxpert]

@ohreally517 then I don't see why you would bother taking time out of your day to watch someone that means nothing to you. Unless your life is so boring that you have to make fun of how others live just to pass by your lifetime.

[ohreally517]

@Moviewxpert actually no...his comment was so gay it pissed me off enough to take the time out of my day and comment on it..why do random humans like you comment about having no life because i commented on something, but then your doing the exact same thing..commenting, you must not have a life then?

[MyMusicIsEpic]

@Moviewxpert No sadly it takes very little to amuse the tiny little people of the world, there content with crude company low quality food and entertainment and living in lower class housing, people are pathetic vile cretins and never run out of ways to disturb me.

[Moviewxpert]

@MyMusicIsEpic well that kind of attitude isn't going to help. Stay positive, and ignore the negatives in life. If the want to live their lives that way, they have a right to, just ignore them. Thinking positive and being positive will always attract positiveness in your life. That's why the world is the way it is today, everybody is so depressed with their life they get negative which attracts more negative in this world. Terminate the hate and spread the positive. :D

[codmalt]

@MyMusicIsEpic Snobby waste of womb time cunt <---- You summed up

[MyMusicIsEpic]

@codmalt I'm pretty sure I'm going farther then you will, plus the fact you cant make an actual comment only adds to the potency of mine.

[BigFella]

@Moviewxpert i know right.. he gets excited just buy talking about it

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert you don't have to be retarded to have fun nor having fun equals being retarded...jackass, he is, like you a complete idiot...I surf also and the people I go surfing with ARE NOT LIKE THIS IDIOT...fucktard

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 Listen to yourself. Did you ever think maybe it doesn't matter how smart or dumb you are? Anyone is capable of surfing if they work hard and learn, some people get it naturally, some learn faster than others. It's not about who's dumb or smart, he's a happy person and if you think he's dumb, then you can think that, but you can't take away that happiness which you probably don't have seeing as how you look at negative things in life.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert man shut the fuck up

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 lol I guess you hate your life.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert I hate lil bitches like you defending retards like yourself...this society of today gloryfing stupidity and yet...you defend it...sad bro..go read a book instead of wanting to act like this douche here...

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 ok if society is stupid nowadays then how come your not making it a better place and helping people instead of saying their stupid, yeah some good you are in this society.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert your argument is invalid...stupid

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 sorry you can't understand due to having a shitty life. I wish you the best though.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert I hope you'll get butt fuck by a horse...like you mum likes it, that dirty lil' thing :)

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 You can hope but it won't make a difference in your life until you learn to stop hoping. That's probably all you do in your life, hope. Well I "hope" this makes a difference in your life.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert I'm actually not even reading your comments, just enjoy calling you stupid...stupid

[Moviewxpert]

@boxanova66 oh well thanks for taking the time to talk with me, I'm glad we got to know each other.

[boxanova66]

@Moviewxpert fucktard...

[WaterCrystalline]

@Moviewxpert He´s a dumb ass..... Sure he´s being himself, but he can barely pronounce stuff right.. that´s what the video´s about. About his lack of skill to properly be interviewed.

[Moviewxpert]

@WaterCrystalline sometimes when you have adrenaline pumping through you it's hard to get words out of your mouth.

[Hell0MyNameIsAustin]

@Moviewxpert shut the fuck up

[DarkMasteLink101]

@Moviewxpert Agreed, and he was probably extremly tired too, when I'm tired I can't really find the right words to describe things like this either :P

[thejesman]

@Moviewxpert I actually agree with you 100%, I think the dude's awesome. But it's still worth having a laugh over.

[Moviewxpert]

@thejesman hell yeah, it's funny but I wouldn't consider it a fail.

[Bangelio]

@Moviewxpert we have alot of fun especially watching videos like these

[Moviewxpert]

@Bangelio yeah I don't see how you can have fun watching people live their lives, he may look stupid to you but he's not hiding in his house making fun of people.

[mnm213]

@Moviewxpert really? 100 ppl thumbed up ur comment? fucken internet sux now

[Moviewxpert]

@mnm213 I'm just trying to look at positive things in this world to bring out the good in people instead of thinking I'm better than everyone else on the internet. I believe everyone has something good in them and people just decide not to look at the good anymore.

[apolllos7]

@Moviewxpert Euphoria is generally considered to be an exaggerated physical and psychological state, sometimes induced by the use of psychoactive drugs and not typically achieved during the normal course of human experience. However, some natural behaviors, such as activities resulting in orgasm, love and the triumph of an athlete, can induce brief states of euphoria.[2] Euphoria has also been cited during certain religious or spiritual rituals and meditation.

[TB4000]

@Moviewxpert Having fun is for slackers. =P

[Moviewxpert]

@TB4000 well I don't think having fun necessarily means slacking, I mean yeah it's probably true for the most part but some people work hard and have fun.But you can't judge him and say he's a slacker, you don't know what he does other than surf.

[alon0katz]

then you have the PAAAAHA then its like PHAAA and PAAA and also Phaaaa

now me: hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha­hahhahahahahha

[memory123100]

Sir no one wants to here your sexual jokes im sorry. back to you guys in the studio

[SteveO1887]

definitely fuel tvs target audience there

[FireVortex720]

how is this a fail??

[shaunmchale]

@FireVortex720 i think its a fail of the human race

[FireVortex720]

@shaunmchale lol k

[LukeMoon18]

WTF is KUAPA? an island?

[robinxr]

"duuuudddddeeeeeee i am such a moron"

[KalKal27]

the only fail here is that you cant read the comment at the end.

[GregDaro28]

I honestly watched this like 40 times and the remix song is even better

[theCisSQUARIFIED]

does this remind u of the turtle from finding nemo...?



[jjohnson08a]

best interview ever..

[neversaydie394]

trolling at its finest