The Dead Spoon Negotiation

[WowShakem]

u inspired me to make stuff out of tape (doing something different) :D

[hinasakurabestfriend]

i want ur shirt! awesome vid

[io3000gamma]

Hahah this is one of the better BM shorts I've seen

[hailmail12]

lol "you will admit that my penis is bigger than yours..... NO DEAL!"

[CatToes13]

NO DEAL! XD

[avafan344]

I am receptionsit and I make a movi vidio 4 u ppls :) ay!

[Puli736213]

Where did you get your tshirt, with the scythe

[sferb]

lmao@ the bottle sound effect

[topspin13]

awesome hat and awesome shirt :)

[thenamesbanana]

That's a sick hat, Travis.

Honestly, I need one.

And a gun apparently.

[TardLeah]

In some of the old westerns if you look really close at the right time you can actually see the bullets doing that.

[ihearttheplanet]

i love your hat !

[TheReceptionist]

I love your planet!

[mani1239]

Your videos are wonderful. I wish I had a fraction of your imagination.

Good luck with everything you do in the future!

[TheReceptionist]

Thank so very much for supporting them!

[mani1239]

I've watched nearly all of them in the past few days, haha.

[luznegra]

hahaha

[XxiRandomMuffinxX]

omg a tokidoki shirt :D

[TheReceptionist]

You know it!

[Thrabit]

AWESOME!! lol

[TheSmallCurtisRoom]

Does your boss know that you do this videos? if so how do you still have your job? lol

<3 KC

[justforthesparks]

inorite?

IIts kinda funny....

[TheReceptionist]

My bosses aren't in the office much.

[TheSmallCurtisRoom]

haha i notice... your so lucky! =P

[Snoodpeep]

haha

[xnadinex321]

youu're greatt (:

[pianoman8765]

I don't even remember what I said..Now i feel bad, was it mean?

[AngelFleshBlue]

That was great

[picklejar222]

you know it would have been easier to just fire 2 bullets, but that wouldn't really be cowboy-ish enough

[chudnovsky]

awesome man!! hehe :) )

[SavannahTelevision]

do you sing the theme song ? i like it :)

[DanRamberg]

Killer...just killer :-)))

[spoofyman]

Of all things I have to say...

I want that T-Shirt!!

[BrokenBook]

the camera shots and angles are so professional looking lol

[cocoman2121]

ahhh i hate your company name it sounds ugly

[tangofizz77]

Well, its funny

[SamAndNickVideos]

Most of your videos are pretty gay... but this one I actually liked

[sheriseipoo]

Wow, that was totally not an underhanded compliment!

[PunkVProductions]

Let's see you do better =D

[pianoman8765]

6 thumbs down and you're gone!

[always2bfaithful]

Mr. Stupid Horse! Ahahahahah!

[1337Pr1nc355]

It's just not the same anymore...

[aandreya]

especially love the hat!

[kikiorr]

smoking clock, haha nice. and very interesting and creative!

[oruinadeal]

that's very creative :)

thanks for putting this up

[hammyhamham789]

OMG your shrit is tokidoki!!!! da a cute shrit!!!

[kizztheephantoms]

you really are amazing!

[frumpyframpton]

I'm so glad you film in HD, so lovely. I liked the noise the bullet's brain made as the table entered it.

[MackDuncan]

Simplicity is becoming an art unto itself.

[tennisman6]

Nice hat.

[SailorBurtha]

What the hell? I LOVE IT!

[Shannoburger]

You could totally be a bad ass cowboy and you just were

[SomewhatDistant]

hahah! HIGH noon =]

[TheReceptionist]

Hehe. Glad someone got that.

[SomewhatDistant]

it was PURE genius! i was laughing through-out the whole thing because of the druggie clock and the mario bullets. you're wicked. =]

[felloffthebus]

Your vids are my crack! (the drug, not the...you know..)

But seriously if you made a cheap shirt available on zazzle or something I would be FORCED BY THE DEMONS to buy it.

[TheBabyEaters]

it is the love child of huston and kubrick... and it is good.

[morganseathomson]

great work Travis. This is one of my favorites.

[WasOriginal]

Haha, this reminded me of Bullet Bill minus the arms!

[Acemaster53]

LOL That was hilarious!!! I was wondering who would get shot... I didn't expect the bullets to stop and negotiate with each other. LOL Nice!!!

[CharlotteSpeaks]

lol nice treaty! Brilliant!

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks for speaking, Charlotte

[ZMoulton]

nice!

[annspade]

LOL at negotiations! :D

[hellsya24]

this guy is hillaryious

[sach3]

Nice hat!

[NotThinTwins]

Amazing as always!! But I have to say I absolutely love the shorts you sing in! but everything from you is great so I guess I can't be picky. =P

[GGMeansJoy]

I liked it too. What happened to your intro?

[hellsya24]

SEXY

[meemer147]

WTF

i liked the "theres a man, at a desk, with a camera, and a phone, the receptionist..thats me" but at least stick to one intro for more than a day!

[froman46992]

haha penis start a lot of war

[Hedgehogs4Me]

haha, that was amazing, thanks for sharing.

Do you make your own sounds? I was very impressed by them.

[DigPartyProductions]

You always make the coolest props. That hat...that gun...those were really neat! The treaty made me crack up

[pumpkinpeye]

love the Tokidoki shirt. and the hat.

[Lived29]

:-) Is it Death Junior on your T-shirt??? :-)

Love the hat that you are wearing....:-)

Amazing close-up thru the hole in the head...

Your work is brilliant everytime...

[JustAnotherX]

People in the comment section, back me up if you agree: Travis, I've got an idea. An FAQ video. That's right! I, for one, would really like to know how long it takes to make each Receptionist short, whether you reuse everything, or whether it just gets thrown out? I have many questions like these. Hope I'm not the only one. :-D

[juliochon]

exelent congrats

[CheekTV]

Still amazing, I love these videos! :P

[MissPussyKatz]

Brilliant...

I don't think I will ever get past the use of construction paper...MAN how much must you go through... =O

[naughtypuppetshow]

Clever Foley work in this, as well as your typically ingenious use of construction paper. :-)

[Ruhrohrappy]

nice hat

[regamom3]

Loved it Travis!!!

Great shot by the way. Awesome construction paper set!

[CyndiNoName]

wait... did the clock take a toke at 12?! lmfao!

[TheReceptionist]

High noon.

[DBoT213]

ohh i like this opening better, shorter too. nice vid too, one of my favourites.

[cierrablue]

excellent!

[ximXnotXokx]

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire - that's the best gosh darn stetson I ever did see! You should bring out a 'Receptionist' clothing line!! ;) haha

Fantastic work as usual...your videos never fail to make me chuckle! :D

[TheReceptionist]

Clothing line, eh? I like it!

[ximXnotXokx]

Haha I say go for it...the paper bikinis would be a sell-out!! xD

[Lunerrrrs]

lol! frickin awesome!

[TheReceptionist]

Frickin Lunerrrrs

[UniqueeSkull]

Win.

Completely epic. :]

[TheReceptionist]

Niiice

[alfwynnxkioku]

So much goodness.

[JaffaCake79]

Hahaha! I like your girlish bum =)

[rhythm7a]

Excellent! As usual. So when you blew on the gun, I'm guessing that was a wine bottle? Sounded to deep for an average beer bottle.

[ponceman]

love the video man awesome

rock on

ponce

[TheReceptionist]

Rock the fuck on!

[spoonbank]

Haha; this was great. I enjoyed the semi-'Spoon' theme, as well. >:3

[TheReceptionist]

Yeah you do!

[K80Blog]

FUCKIN' A Awesome!

[famousony0utube]

NO DEAL

[Tinkx123x]

Lol ADMIT MY PENIS IS BIGGER! NO DEAL!

at least you won!

[Daisy67126]

That was hysterical! I bet we'd have a lot less dead people if the bullets could do the negotiating. Very creative.

[TheReceptionist]

We'd have a lot less dead people if people in general would sit down and talk instead of jumping into the pissing contest.

[Speakallamas]

Always Great!

[UnityPhreak]

How are you so prolific Travis, my videos contain maybe .01 percent of the construction paper sets, and purpose made music, and normally 1 to 3 camera angles, and im still lucky if I get around to making 1 a month!!!! Teach me father, share me your wisdom!

[TheReceptionist]

I just try very hard to get one a week out. It can be tough, but I really enjoy doing it so that helps.

[thewinekone]

I've seen quite a few westerns in my day (probably 2) and don't ever recall anyone getting shot in the head.

This had the potential of 5 stars, but now it's a 1 for being inaccurate.

[TheReceptionist]

Which 2 Westerns? Fievel Goes West? Field of Dreams?

[pixonu]

LOVE this (and the mario bullets!) lol :D

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the bullets.

[HesterMcLester]

superkickass.

[iynque]

First, there's a man at a desk with a camera and a phone. THE RECEPTIONIST! ...that's me(eee-ee-e). Just had to get it out since you took it away from me.

Also, what should I wear to my shoot-out? Oh, duh, the fancy hat. Obviously.

Lastly, I'm going to assume this exchange happens for every shoot-out at high noon, always ending with the phallus clause, which, of course, leads to an end to negotiations and a table-leg-impaling/gunshot-wou­nd and, subsequently, murder.

That's a lot of imagining.

[TheReceptionist]

Well, the penis is the cowboys most precious asset.

[c0capop]

hahaha! great one as usual :)

x

[TreeHuggingPenguin]

Why'd you shorten the beginning? :( I liked singing along.

[nerdauthentic]

i know right

[PuppyZwolle]

I just metioned the previous one that I had grown acustomed to the new song and *snip*.

Absolutely LOVED the rest. Nice to see you survive again.

[TheReceptionist]

It's long. Wanted to get people to the shorts quicker. But I am glad you like the full thing!

[aleetlebeetle]

you make me happy

[nerdauthentic]

i agree :D

[TheReceptionist]

I'm happy that i do.

[crimsong19]

Excellent short, once again!

[hopeonatenspeed]

that was some tough negotiatin'!

[TheReceptionist]

And ended in tragedy.

[nightie82]

This is very quickly becoming one of my favourite channels.. nice hat by the way!

[TheReceptionist]

I will do my best to speed up your final decision!

[msboku]

I've said it before and i'll say it again- I LOVE YOU! LOL You have the best stuff. Isn't You tube paying you yet?

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! Barely. And by "barely" I mean "Not really".

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Travis.

Yes,isn't that always the deal breaker in negotiations. Penis size.

Wars,relationships,only the large survive...

[TheReceptionist]

It always comes down to an over-blown organ.

[Blargaldalien]

Rest and ointment helps that I think...

[SaNdRaANDIvAnA]

great video :))) 5 *

[PainfullyHumorous]

Awesome Video, 5 Stars/Favorited!

[PainfullyHumorous]

I'm new to youtube, and I like to make videos, but I don't really have a lot of subscribers (110) so if you could help me out, it'd be awesome thanks! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ! :)

[1ertia]

Really enjoyed this one!i'm in love with your work!

[TheReceptionist]

I'm in love with your comments!

[Jay22Vlogs]

awsome vid

[cheekychen]

That was great! Nice work dude

[TheReceptionist]

Thank you for watching.

[tchanabc]

lol, that was GENIUS!!!!

[TheReceptionist]

*blush

[zbat11220]

I went to sing the intro and it was shortened! :( Another awesome video though. You make some of the most entertaining stuff on youtube.

[TheReceptionist]

Yeah, been meaning to trim it down, as it's quite long. Wanna get people to the meat and potatoes!

[o0EmmAngel0o]

aaw i was goin to sing the beginin lol xD!

hahahaha XDDD that was awesome as usually!

[TheReceptionist]

Glad you enjoyed.

[o0EmmAngel0o]

hehehe :)!

[ibit505]

Tokidoki!

[TheReceptionist]

Right back at ya!

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

That is something you don't see everyday but only can be seen right here on YOUTUBE and only created by the one and only , THE RECEPTIONIST! *bravo...standing ovation and throws you weeds and cactus*

[TheReceptionist]

Finally some REAL green for my hard work.

[thisisastoryx]

your videos are always so awesome

=]

[TheReceptionist]

Many thanks!

[florestgreen]

Awesome Vid...

2:30

"No Deal"

lol

[TheReceptionist]

Negotiations failed.

[janyrose]

oh my god, your hat!

i'm laughing so hard my bed is shaking

[TheReceptionist]

Careful or we'll call in an exorcist!

[iggy35]

Grab-ass lol

Nice one Trav

Oooh First, Second AND Third Bucks2Star440 lol

[McGoiter]

I loved it!

[TheReceptionist]

Love is like oxygen.

[prfctglow]

you need it, but it slowly kills you?

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

or maybe because you can't see it but you need it, and we carelessly pollute it?

[ibit505]

love is a many splendored thing.

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

hah.... i always thought it was "love is a many splendid thing", i guess i've never seen it written out before...

Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love

[johnnychick94]

Love lifts us of where we belong all you need is love!!!!

- Christian said this in the movie Moulin Rouge!!!!

[Bucks2Star440]

p.s. great job on the vid!

[Bucks2Star440]

FIRST VIEW AND RATE AND COMMENT!!!

[Bucks2Star440]

Which also means I am the person with the most pathetic life here! Yesss.

[TheReceptionist]

Or you're just quick on the draw!

[Bucks2Star440]

LOL That's one way to look at it.

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

i was the FIRST to give you a thumbs down

[Bucks2Star440]

LOL Don't blame you.

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

im glad you don't take it personal, strictly business im sure you understand

[Bucks2Star440]

Tahaha, of course! :) Nice rap by the way! I watched your first one I think! I can rap, but not near as good as you.

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

hey thanks abunch, but i actually hate those videos and want to redo them and/or delete them and/or update all the other ones i haven't recorded yet. But thanks for checking them out and feedbacking it even tho they suck!

P.E.A.C.E.

[TheReceptionist]

I'm glad you kids are playing nice!

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

I guess videos from The Receptionist bring out the best in people, you can't be angry after watching one

You're a creative genius i admire your work

[TheReceptionist]

Maybe I could solve world problems!?!

[magily11]

Distract he world from the recession with a paper puppet, it'll be all good.

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

That would be quite a burden to carry out. But i think you've got the mind for it, maybe figure out how to pull off that zebra-innards-replacement trick, ifyaknowwhatimean