Bird Geek

[trg1408]

damn if thats your lady you got taste

[MercedesCars454]

I wsih I had a macaw

[derek5218]

oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, OHHH WOW

[DELLALUNA69]

Is that ur woman lol

[greenhippo33]

Wow Count - 436

[sonyvaio980]

1:20 Bird on Head!!!

[JanMetabolic]

I think those birds are the most beautiful and cutest animals in the world. I was holding one myself when we went to Las Vegas.

[Ollay245]

omg his friend is hot

[ftpb1]

fuck the police

[tstephens020908]

hey im new on youtube go and check me out and let me know if im any good or not i need to know if i need to keep going i have a lot more to come

[iTanichan]

I hope Wicket and Pixi will not watch the video, I think there getting jealous at the bird. Lol

[TheOutsanityDotCom]

First off... BIRD ON HEAD!

Ok.

Chris looks like he want to say "Ha, ok. Now git this damn boid off me head!"

[notattheshop]

Chris looks like a pirate... Arrrrrrhhhhh Don't yee be tryin to steal me hot dog matie!!!!! lmao ha ha ha 5*****

[quinny707]

if they taught it to say e ya later that would be hilarious

[Probewitch]

Looks like that bird has a large pecker ( I mean beak).

[mariamakenzie287]

I put my bf to shame.. He cant keep up with my sex drive

[oblivion234brown]

make :37 your profile picture

[The1337muffinman]

Its a bird, gtf over it

[Paramoreisaband]

HAHA I seriously thought it was that guy out of the big bang theory.

[talfacprez]

Now all you need is some Jimmy Buffet music playing in the background.

[francislawton]

It isn't that wild.Its only a Macaw

[mhpernes15]

Hey Chris,

I follow your videos for a while now and I`d like to make a little remark.

Every new video I see less tech and more merchandising or your personal life, some of this stuff is really interesting but c`mon man!

We want to see gadgets/software reviews and funny commentaries.

[Garyyx24]

doin tech 24/7 is borin... Variety is good. I don't mind random vids.

[Jaksary]

IS HE FU***NG HIGH ?!?!! :D:D:D

[wamsie13]

looooooool

[TheLarssan]

No, he isn't.

[nnnopp]

hi my name is johny and i have a small problem with my mac when ever i set my volume to high in this case i used my mac as an alarm in the morning when my computer automatically wakes ups the volume mysteriously goes lower can you help me

[BeatlesFan32]

hey! look! another asian chick! what a surprise... lmfao

[GuitarGhost123]

is that your wife?

wow

[CodyTAGGIN]

@ 0:08 was that the bird?

[markcruiser64]

Wait until you see what the bird did down Chris' back. LOL

[elbowelephant]

lol i wish i had a green winged mcCaww

[ishtiaq13]

All the Asian ladies..

damn Chiris...you a playa!!

[perisville]

WOW

[jap4231]

damn Chris is pimpin, how many "friends" do you have?

[TheGameSlay]

i saw these at the pet store. they're so cool, but really expensive.

[Bamahut]

Chris seems very uneasy with the bird, but it looks beautifully!

[bitchslapper12]

When does this geek have time to go outside?

[ikcti]

XD XD

[j3nningz54]

hes got a wife who is a sex show host and thats not a joke

[afterburn13]

O Rlly? xD

[silentsilvermonk]

*cough* She has a very annoying laugh, no offense. x.x;

The macaw was cool though.

[GayForJC]

glad im not alone

[willij]

Probably his new girlfriend.

[STCodes]

I didnt know he could walk

[yungceezy10]

CHRIS KEEP IT GANSTA

[eriklares90]

I love macaws. They scare me though, had a playful 6 month old latch onto my arm with his beak. Pretty much fit my forearm into his beak.

[alkapone187]

Chris is gorilla pimping bitches in the S-town

[HazakyProductions]

c00l, i got 1 budgie :]

[Anavengertg]

You think greenwings are wild? Try a Hyacinth =P

[Dot2TheLock]

birds + raiding = fail! lol

[neolightproductions]

Chris has good taste in women. Both ponzi and this chick are good looking.

[AppleTechnology101]

i've been to that place i think. is that in Seattle?

[robsumn56]

ahah look at his eyes there all small ...... smokin that shit up

[JuniorDExchangecore]

If a thing with a beak the size of your head and that beak happened to be able to crush with 1000 pounds of force, you'd be scared shitless too. Not to mention the claws going into his skin, not unless they were filed.

[robsumn56]

lol are they both stoned : /

[bmdposse]

We have a "boy and his blob", now we have a "geek and his macaw!" (rofl)

[Codester145]

...Is it just me or is every girl that is on video with Chris Asian?

[bilsta57]

Yes, exactly.

[CGR3MBY]

0:23

[Jose04811]

the laught starting at :23 was creepy

[MiSTAAAHMEK]

yea.

[HotMiguel362]

it pee on you

[HotMiguel362]

that bird what to make love to you

[MrFlo306]

the smile says more than 1000 words :P

by the way, you got good a taste! :D

[TheAvidCautionist]

he looks amazingly similar to the decal on the back of his laptop in this video

[emailbryan]

wow you have good taste Chris, Is that your new gf?

[diablo9333]

No it isn't. Why do u ppl think like this. Maybe she is(don't think so) but as one of the rules are on Chris' Chat don't talk about his personal life.

[emailbryan]

What kind of response is that, "Umm No ohh well maybe," How old are you 10?

[johnnyc130]

wow thats a great laugh

[Oneking2]

How much did he make you pay?

[brostinkles1]

good thing that bird didn't turn into a head crab.

[LimpTechSupport]

His girlfriend obviously...

[LisaLeeLa]

Just because a guy and girl are hanging out together, doesnt necessarily mean they're dating as in romantically.

[emailbryan]

Yes but there is some chemistry there. I wasnt born yesterday!

[LisaLeeLa]

You werent? Damn! ;)

I totally agree.. there's chemistry there. But it still doesnt necessarily mean they are romantic. I'd rather wait until and if Chris actually announces she is his gf before I jump to any conclusions.

[emailbryan]

I guess your right on that one, not wise to jump the gun. Hey i read on your page that you plan on moving to NYC, i would like to do the same...

[DoubleCLICKfilms]

WOW... WOW.

[manusulley]

who's da girl?

[MichaelBradley1988]

you like your asian women don't you chris :D

and typical you, cared more for her making sure the camera was on and recording then the parrot lol!

[smexTTS]

trying so hard not to cry infront behind the camera

[DetroitPC313]

that girl is sexy as fuck bro

[LethalResistanz]

I was a petsmart some lady at the cash register had one of those chilling on her shoulder. It freaked me out so much.

[TutorialThis]

i was listing to the killers Mr bright side while watching this it was funny

[XXTheRealMcCoyXX]

nice bird = )

[EntaroErrow]

Chris, your face is hilarious!

[SkinoReturns]

The woman behind the camera sounds like a parrot

[wngdfeet]

holy crap that's hot! and the bird is nice as well! har har har

[PlasmaDude47]

Awesome!!!

[teh1337storm]

lockergnome ... best channel... best nerd.

[TheNewYorkPete]

Chris is like, "I hope this bird doesn't have a high fiber diet." lol

[MyPhoneGoezBeep]

LOL. "Is this your beautiful woman?" ;D

[Budgetgravy]

I thought you could only get those from the vendor in Booty Bay!

[TiuPancaGBound]

Wow

[Peetah16]

a famous quote from Logan "SAVE the environment hug a frekin tree"

[wingnut4427]

Love those birds. But if you don't get them when they are just chicks they will bite the hell out of you. My cousin had one but it was blue & green & loved to have it's head scratched on. His name was coo coo. :D

[jrvh513]

chris, you looked frozen with fear

[donk4y]

is this in Waikiki?

[cnees208]

Chris always pulls the hot asian chicks.

[Tommyboiuk1992]

1:24 hahah lol'd !

[PCMichiana]

Geeks and nature don't mix... it's true.

[SLIPKNOTROCKS123]

lol when it goes on his head

[mattydahl]

chris musta had a couple keystones cause hes buggin out over that bird

[WheatGrainer]

that bird keeper was hitting on chrises girlfriend ;P

[diablo9333]

Its not Chris' Girlfriend.

[lowkeyname]

A little bit freaked were ya then?

[nepalihercules]

she's that hawaiian chick

[diablo9333]

Traci Toguchi is Very Nice. Don't call her that. That is disrespectful.

[nepalihercules]

she's the chick chris's been trying to bone since he got dumped by his wife; she' sjust playing trying hard to get, its just a matter of time till she finally sux him

[diablo9333]

Don't Talk Like That. I happen to talk to her a lot. Wait til she hears about this. You'll be in big trouble.

[nepalihercules]

what is she gonna do? hit me with her fish balls? lol

[chrishimself84]

suuuurfin bird

[ShadowReviews]

hittin up those asians!

[King04Kingz]

oh wow shamwow

[djatomic1985]

im so jelus i love birds

[jimijable]

He look so nervous LOL Chris does like the Asian type girls doesn't he.

[PAPO1990]

Arrrg, Ahoy thar Chris :P

[seangworld]

big birds take big craps...lol

where were you, we could have met since i live about 4 or 5 blocks away..

[MrSoupyman]

WOW OH WOW, WOW

[Plankicorn]

lol he looks really uncomfortable.

[football99matt]

why are you never with your wife?!?!?!

[Wackertech]

he doesn't have a wife...

[Bowzer27]

Yea ponzi

[forsalebypwner]

They got divorced :'(

[Wackertech]

They arent together anymore

[Jesomatic]

Every second there you tilted more and more to the right! lol it must be scary having a bird on your shoulder

[JRSP20Draw]

I was once pecked by a maccaw. Still love them. (:

[mrspyman115]

funny. nice bird though

[Arthurb06]

Jesus, that screeching would hurt your ears.

[lloyds30]

that parrot has a nerd on its butt

[deadly1010P]

wow wat a wimp and also a pimp...lol

[BIASpotter]

looks like u havea new best friend :)

[modman1234567]

ANNOYING LAUGH!!!

[deadly1010P]

yup

[SchneiderStudios]

asian womennnnnn

[ArcadeGames]

Arggghh, now walk de plank!

[TechPepsi]

put it on his head

[TheBeatboxHitmanTwo]

I'd be paranoid the bird would try to crap on my shoulder or bite me in the ear lol. I had a similar bird..was a pink one tho. Think it was called a mellucan cocatoo

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

Parrots are so cool.

[PkHybridPk]

nerds and nature dont mix

[sanjuacharya]

Tracy is sooo beautiful

[xpopxkidx110]

My sister has a Macaw at her dad's house. Pretty darn cool.

[DisturbedOmen]

weird laugh 00.22

[sebianoti]

OMG! LOL! what a voice that woman has

[FedorMP96]

Dude your having fun xD

[Blu3Canti]

I have one of those as a pet in WoW.... gotta love Deadmines :P

[josephbcohen]

haha, is this your beautiful woman? No she's my friend.

[Ipodtechreviewer]

as the girl is holding it *bird snaps her nose off*

:D

[DavinDaGeek]

The bird is almost as big Chris. xD

[yellowgroove]

LMAO , Chris, Dude, you look like you are high as a kite! the chick in the background is Def. stoned to the hilt, you can tell by the way she is laughing!(frantic stoner laugh) i gave this one 4/5... nice ***random** video, i would of lost it if that parrot took a #2 on his shoulder! Chris is a full fledged "parrot head " now. just a few tips, move the camera slower, too much camera shake, auto focus can't keep up and tell that chick to lay off the " catnip " if you know what i mean!

[36hunters]

How much Ram has it got?

[Magicguy31]

I hope 2 gb or more,

[36hunters]

Nah 2gb was for people in the Stone age at least 16gb i would of thought.

[flyaxe]

so chris is dating this chick now :P

[kgrayman]

that guy is this your lov..errmm women!

[baker3v]

the ladys laugh / voice is SUPER annoying

[macflyfilm]

"she's my friend" ; )

[Applegenius19]

I love birds. It should have been an african grey that way it would have spoken to him. I think it would have been even more interesting if that was the case.

[nevek20]

"is this you're beautiful women" chris does what we all do "OH NO this is my friend" xD

[TheRadOreo]

Chris is a pirate! Arrr.

[jgurbisz]

Does it run Windows 7?

[mikeycomputer]

Lol.

[DangerousDan777]

lmfao

[crimjctmajor]

You look kinda scared alittle

[sam183796]

I gave u 5* chris :)

[sam183796]

Omg someone gave chris only one star ;(

[xBigsaneX]

your like a nerd pirate

[CoDCopsProductions]

"A 'geek' pirate if you don't mind!" XD

[AnavrinSM64]

I think you mean a geek pirate...

[mmutasim2]

Arr,matey! Gimme all your hard drive data or you walk the plank! Arrr!