The Apprentice UK: The Worst Decisions Ever - 3 of 6

[TheChairsniffer]

5:07 is the moment when Nargis' voice breaks and she knows she's fucked.

[PanickyNine]

This is why I could never be a public presenter. I'm always worried that I'll think I'm doing better than I am and wind up looking like a twat! And seeing the examples set by Rachel, Manny, Nagus, etc. just reinforces that belief. I think public presenters have one of the hardest jobs in the world. Not hard like Brain Surgeon or Rocket Scientist, but to go out there, and put your own social status, your credibility, etc. on the line; that takes guts. So kudos to all the ones that can do it well!

[llchambers100]

Nick Hewer IS Smithers from The Simpsons.

[ruideng111]

Nargis was completely and utterly painful to watch. i felt like punching myself in the nuts after sitting through that second pitch

[1biohazard]

The female David Brent...

[SoooBlue]

I love that bald guys face at 4:49. One of the funniest faces I have ever seen.

[TheSkylur44]

Rude messy unprofessional rude arrogant looked like an unmade bed then has no clue what she's doing. Ugh. Nargis, go home and stay there, Stupid ugly bitch.

[pomegranateish]

Is season 1 or 2 available on youtube anywhere? I can't find them.

[georgemillman]

@pomegranateish You can watch them for free on SeeSaw. High quality as well. You can also watch the You're Fired! episodes for Series 2 (Series 1 didn't have them)

[NottinghamForest22]

I fucking hate that scottish woman.

[supahdupahguy81]

@NottinghamForest22

i'd fuck her tho..

[NottinghamForest22]

nargis hahahaha

[pantstelly93]

i really don't know why they invite focus groups on this show any more; no one listens to them EVER!

[ProjectZuel]

What the hell was with Linzie's dog panting habit? Why? Just why?

[SexKitty95]

How is a cat calender a original "fresh" idea? I managed not to laugh till I heard that, its one of the most common!

[Freedom4Anyone]

"Lets just makesure mani doesnt do it that bad again, But he did". 0:56 xD

[beefy69]

yeah carry on like that and get sacked

[TimB1234567]

CRINGEE

[pissmissile]

lol. ruth is awsome

[crpsaiyan]

Oh, my God. Nargis was so condescending, not only to her teammates, but to the focus group/ judges. Is that the kind of person Sir Alan Sugar would want for his organization? I wouldn't want anyone like that as a manager, let alone as someone's apprentice. Thank God she was fired.

[Alexmo555]

Ruth Badger is the goddess of the Apprentice. Should have won that series.

[SCE2AUX]

"Ok...um, now you can ask me any questions you want, Mr. Luthor."

[ThatIzzyGirl]

Face at 1:04. OH MY GOODNESS HAHAHAA. Completely sums up their situation.

[pissmissile]

michelle for the win

[ppg141]

THUMBS UP IF YOU'D FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA MICHELLE

[narutofan1305]

i stick my cock in saira khan

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

Man, I love Ruth Badger.

[freakman707]

How many cat owners!!? Please tell me I want to know and in London why don't you?

[birdman3120]

Paul's look at Mani at 1:04 is priceless.

[shakin2009]

3:53 lmao, their trying to pwn ur ass

[perfectlyjust]

Wouldn't say no to a good shagging from the 2 Pauls and Manny.

[sof2finchy]

GANGBANG IN A MINEFIELD. thats what the apprentice is. the contestants are the gangbang and the tasks are the minefield. explosive television.

[and551]

@sof2finchy frankie

[joannalexus1]

secret signals...fcuk off woman!

[lanpingpug]

Brush your hair!

[dannycheesums]

i think nargis is proof that the show's producers categorically DON'T choose the best candidates for Sir Alan's job position, but solely those that will make a fool of themselves and make the best TV!

[Camelsarse]

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[SupHowsItGoing]

Wtf? , Secret Signals? What a useless idea! -}

[Megoraxos]

@SupHowsItGoing She obviously had no friends when she was young...

[SupHowsItGoing]

Ruth , is so fucking funny XD

[whitexchina]

Nargis still thinks she did a good job! She sucked so bad!

[EvilKris]

they're all dressed up in their expensive killer suits, converse in posh london accents- then they can't handle a simple task like giving a pitch. what the hell is going on? nerves? are these people truly that dumb or is it just the pressure?

[agwoodliffe]

They should do a 2nd compilation show with the tennis racket incident & Pantsman

[HoldingMyLastRook]

Nargis was so stupid that not only did she suck at presenting, she still didn't understand what was wrong months or years afterwards. FAIL!!!!

[Megoraxos]

@HoldingMyLastRook I wanted to give her a slap the way she was trying to act like it was not her fault for a shit presentation and slag it off on the rest of her team.

How the hell did she manage to even type up her CV!

[odracirseraoseia1999]

4:41 to 4:55 is probably the must outrageously, acephalous, childish moment I've ever seen on a business meeting.

[mastercooly7]

You've got sign language why the fuck do you need colured cards meaning something for the deaf kids

[Joeistheking0]

ellie goulding is sexy

[purepkwoops]

secret signal shit idea.youd get youre ass kicked by holding signals like that.

[guidguidtomnoddy]

Michelle Mone's a bit of a c***

[Landrew0]

Nargis, such a pretty girl with such a sad lack of ability.

[VariedInterest]

Secret Signals was a cool idea, and the focus group showed a very narrow margin of kids who would prefer the stupid plastic smashy robots to them, even though kids are addled with destructive impulses encouraged by media and technologies. Secret Signals was a unique idea that encouraged creativity and gave kids a chance to devise their own cryptic communication system. Wise parents with some idea of the world around them and how it's suited to the development of their kids would buy it.

[ProjectZuel]

@VariedInterest

Your being sarcastic....right?

The idea of a communication system is that it is as far away from cryptic as possible. Secret Signals was writing on a tiny piece of card which makes people wonder why the kids wouldn't just walk up to each other and just talk.

[vermin089]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lovesbth]

at 7:35, if saira's really patronising blunt statement didn't give her lindsey the idea that her idea was rubbish, i dunno wot would've. and i laughed so much at nargis' pitch!!

[COD9280SAM]

nick hewer is a legend

[pix042]

God, that Michelle Mone's presentations must be appalling IF she does not change her accent to make them! That Scoretish drawll is depressing. Och aye, it is.

[Thraice]

5:47 LMFAOOO what the fuck haha

[candofitness]

LINSDAY IS WEIRD. I pity her kids, what toys does she give them.

[ohdoshutit]

nargis was punchably bad

[hungryhog1]

buyer - "can I ask a question"

buyer - "can i ask a question?"

Nargis - "you can ask questions when I finish"

buyer - "ok"

Nargus - "er I've finished now"

worst presentation ever, stupid cow

[whitexchina]

@hungryhog1

Yes, the worst. And she did the same thing again 4:39

And the hair...she should've brushed7washed it or something.

[bacnka]

Oh just shut up Michelle Mone.

[MrRAndom5]

well you tell me lmao

[stafishandlatte]

"I haven't finished speaking sorry" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[jingxiao]

Oh Nargis. Nargis, Nargis, Nargis.

Honestly, from the way she peers alluringly through her fringe like a slightly boss-eyed sex kitten - whilst telling buyers 'I haven't finished yet!', you'd think it was a James Bond mickey take.

[PopularTrio]

Nice Nazi runes on the Secret Signals toy, guys.

[SupaAFC89]

That presenter guy reminds me of Barack Obama! Tie and all.

[cazmaestro]

Secret signals: 260

Robot: 340

We as a team are split.

WTF?!?

[Interscene]

Agree that it doesn't make sense... but then again, the numbers add up best if they ALL voted 60-40.

There were 6 of them, five girls voted 60-40 for the robot and Lynsey voted 60-40 for the cards.

That is a fairly split decision that just adds up difference. Although anyone with half a brain should have voted 100% for the robot. Those girls couldn't clearly decide anything - remember they all prefered a PLUG over the robot at first.

[knlmc]

haha that signs toy is a piece of crap, that's the sort of thing that would make you regret your childhood if you were given that by your parents...fucking hell talk about out of touch

[obesejim]

ROFL. Nargiis = instant slagger.

[Maddy4Me]

Ruth's commentary on the two pitches was absolutely priceless! She should have won.

[redwizard2k6]

crikey. "i have not finished". okay ive finished.

[knlmc]

lol reminds me of the South Park movie with the Canadians..."excuse me, will you let me finish...let me finish...LET ME FINISH........ok I finished"

[01342663563]

lol that was exactly what i was thinking as well. "PLEASE, LET ME FINISH!!!!.............(moment­s later) ok im finished" ROFL jokes.

[atemlos2585]

haha same thought here,that gets me in stitches.

[rockdiva1983]

LOL LOL LOL LOL @ nargis :-/

[socarulz]

lindsay boogard. My god, that woman was fuking stupid.

[cricketgal]

hahahaha..... Nargiis!! classic

[takeachancex]

LMFAO at Nargis.. 'ask me any questions.... im sorry i haven't finished talking !' and 'errmm..can you repeat the question ?' LOL oh dear... :l Can't wait for the new series ! x

[ddbd]

i hate that fat "badger" bitch - if i saw that fat "badger" bitch i would set a dog on her.

[lochbitchnessie]

lol badger bitch

[ddbd]

i wish that fat "badger" bitch would crawl up her own backside...because after all, lets face it...shes got enough of a fat "badger" backside to crawl up.

[knlmc]

i gotta give it to you, good comment!!

[dennisd666]

agree with you ddbd i hated her with a passion when she was a candidate

[ddbd]

rude yute meh nah come pon youtube fe hate unada but his gyal here mek meh mad beyond madness, dis gyal here need bullet put ina her head

[pratik2107]

OMG!!!.. nargis was shit.. i couldn't even watch!!.. "Did u know that there r 6 million cat owners in the UK?".. umm no and i don't give a shit!!!.. LOL

[ou7blaze]

@pratik2107 WTF I'm 22, I'm a sales person and i can do 1000% better than some of these guys. I seriously do not understand how some of these people are on this show. Let alone how they can call themselves business people.

The cat poster presentation was so bad not just because of the way it was presented. But because of the simple manner's she neglected. Don't interrupt when a potential client asks a buying question !!!

[SawstonYouthDrama]

@pratik2107 When you're selling a product, knowing your market is vital. If there were 20 cat owners in the UK, then you wouldn't have a product. The higher the number, the more attractive it becomes to the buyer.

[jeffrags2]

How Secret Signals got even one point of the six hundred is beyond me. Big risk Lindsey took - if it works, it's gold. If not, it's bye-bye.

[DXHHHHBKFAN]

"... let her hang herself."

What would we do without Brian Sewell???

[jeffrags2]

2:39 - Great Caesar's ghost, I cringe every time I watch this.

[everclear21]

Hehe, Great Caesar's ghost

[stingray4real]

Ther is already a fighting robot toy in the 1970's called Raving Bonkers the Fighting Robots.

[thesecretschizoid]

they're*

[thesecretschizoid]

If you're pitching to a potential buyer, you don't say "I'm still talking". You have to make them feel their in control. Man, Nargis sucked. So did Manni.

[SBOWsteffan]

Why did Nargis wanna do to pitch she should of let the badger do it and she wouldn't have got fired

[SBOWsteffan]

I wanted to crawl up my own ass as well after seeing Nargis's presentation. U know what was even worse than that was that she felt that jo stiched her up after she was FIRED!

[blueriderccx]

I hope that, in the next Apprentice, the producers will have the child of 5 standing by... you know... to show common sense.

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

Maybe things look easier on TV than they are to actually do, also you have to take time restraints into account. To make my calendar I had months, not days to do it. and did lots of market research to help the design of it.

[valjester805]

"Let's talk about how many you want to buy"

Bellend!

[Lander123Gal]

agagagauahajajjajhahahhahahaha­ha ihahahsfahayhahahha lmao man dat wz sum entertainment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! der all bunch of fools except dt fat lady,tre and da fat white guy soz dont blame me dont kno der names lol

[grizzzler]

I'm sure the robot idea has already been done. Isn't there a game called ready to rumble where robots fight each other?

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

I thiink there is, but you can't disassemble and reassemble them

[MrCaerbannog]

It was bad enough Nargis interrupting the buyers at every opportunity, but for her to turn it around and say it was *their* fault?

"Oh, well, I didn't think they were there for a chat, I thought they were there to DO BUSINESS."

Stupid woman.

[Skaterjord]

Epic Fail

[MafiaVirusAlias]

ask me any questions

i havent finished!!!

ask me any questions

and we'll talk

Too funny

[rizwanraza786]

i hate ruth badger!

[dubzy81]

stupid cunt with her card game.

Kids like destruction! Fundamental logic.

[MafiaVirusAlias]

yeah what the hell was she thinking?! could you imagine being in school and taking out a card holding it over your head and your friend taking out a different one and holding it over theres, kids would burn them!

[UpTheIron2007]

Michelle rocks!

Great to see a local girl do well :)