jeff dunham arguing with myself part 2/7

[jackinthebox450]

shes aging like milk



[tomfeltonsgirl11]

"what do they do when they arrest somebody? "alright, in the basket"" I. Could. Not. Breathe XDDDD

[canadiensfan2010]

man i can see a police arresting someone and putting someone in the bicycle basket

[AZMetalGuitarist]

Add it all up he's taking a 6 hundred dollar piss...dumbass!

[Radman1889]

You know the funny part? Jeff said in Controlled Chaos that he got divorced.

Walter was right! X3

[FA121000]

hey thatwas the same guy that ran me over!!!

[Gigi080598]

4 people got their asses ran over by Walter's wife!

[alexnobakas]

i cant see the weather channel!!!

[2blackbelt031394]

4 people had coffee before having sex

XD

[heyitsyash]

Walter = Red Forman <3

[2cartoonlover2]

"is he coming back"

"yer"

"alright... we'll wait"

XD

[ChocolateChip5234]

4 people are stupid!

[lebradrian]

4 people jumped on their menstrual cycle.

[lauramax93]

"Nag N-nag nag nag nag nag nag nag Biiiiiitch BitchBitchBIIIIIIIITCH!" xD

[YeahBuddy159]

How do you keep it fresh in the bedroom?

-Use Febreez......

[hockkeyfan]

4 people don't have a sense of humour

[KPandaMonkey]

Indian jokes lol

[EmoMatt5192]

your under arrest get in the basket!!! xD

[Zierden76]

@EmoMatt5192 Im going to do that XD

[mewterra13]

dude,if u hate her so much,then divorce her

[SillySmiles14]

"How intimidating that? Alrite buddy pull it over! Ching-Ching Ching-Ching! What do they do if the need to arrest someone? Alrite in the basket?"

[AWatchman2010]

Walter got runed over by a nitrolcycle? Ouch, Talk about knocking your dick in the dirt. XD

[Dragon4eva]

@AWatchman2010 menstrualcycle....

[AGL23]

Red dot on the forehead....."You are here".... EPIC!!! (And my women wear that BTW..)

[KevlarNinja]

Walter looks like my Uncle Bill!

[MrGamingAddict1]

Only part i didnt get was the starbucks bit (i still laughed though)

[Dementiumfan1990]

@MrGamingAddict1 He Talked About Fucking At A Starbucks With His Wife

[balista555]

at 6:16 did anyone hear Walter tlaking about his wife:he screams screw you

[ZoanBlade90]

@superfreakhp ME!

[Terrablack]

4 people drink coffee at starbucks

[uttoxeter1001]

@elmstreetlover lol he's so funny

[elmsreetlover]

She's ageing like milk...

[superfreakhp]

man Walter reminds me of Red Foreman from That 70s Show. who agrees

[Evdababalto]

Get your shit and get out

[AlienatorH]

get your shirt and get out

[DreamingIn240p]

See this lovely young thing?

Yes

Oh well... LOL!

[jasonholmes1397]

you kno wats funnier than this... hardly ANYTHING!!! jeff dunham... best ventriliquist ever!!!

[mudje100]

GET OFF

XD

[TheFaith78]

4 dislikers have seen Walters wife

[alextkachev962]

4 dislikes are Walter

[Anna464]

Only thing I didn't get was "Hey, looks like he's videotaping me all the time!"

[axelfangirl33]

@Anna464 Walter was making jokes about the red dot on their foreheads. While you're using a video camera, there's a red light that's usually on while you're recording.

[Anna464]

@axelfangirl33 ooohhhh xD

[forthymai]

can you see the dislike bar? yeah, me neither =)

Jeff Dunham FTW!!!! :D

[sincarafan11]

2 people like to be fucked by walter's wife

[yedigyn]

"you wanna hear what i do?"

-"noo?"

"alright, you talked me into it"

-"now wait a minute"

"now be carefull, these are gonna be kind'a pornografic"

"GET OFF!!!!"

haha love it..!

[Evallandercomingsoon]

am I going to have to suffer through advertisements for every part of this comedy sketch? Cos if so, I'm removing it from my playlist, it's a buzzkill

[ImmaPrettyNerd]

" She's Aging Like Milk "

[HASHIRIYAZERO]

cops on bicycles.

pull it over. ching! ching!

alright, in the basket.

[MegaPreceptor]

@HASHIRIYAZERO took her out with the door.

[filleformis]

the sound that gos like

nag nag nag nag nag

bitch bitch bitch......

[MegaPreceptor]

@filleformis women age like fine wine......shes ageing like milk!

[benskien]

this thing sucked, i got a 1 at my exsam since i watched that the whole fucking time :P icouldet stop watching it........ X3

[benskien]

omg fucking comersial, blowed my ears

[hmdavis14]

Why do people feel the need to say things that are in the video as comments?? Just wondering...

[TheCreep590]

Sweet Daddy is creepy, he's like chucky the killer doll.

[becca4evermore]

haha this is gonna be alittle pornographic. GET OFF!

[becca4evermore]

walter reminds me of my grandpa!!!! hahahaha

[Tumblesqueek]

"these are gonna get pornographic...GET OFF"

[erniesigsoundfan]

She's aging like milk! LOL

[kitkatkristy33]

I'm happy to be Scottish now.... xDD

[shimmyking4]

2 people either got ran over or got taken out by a door

also out of 76728 viewers 405 gave enough of a damn to like/dislike

[ZombieGUY11]

Click anyhwere on the progress bar

Press 3

IMMEDIATELY pause it

Jeff is doing opera!

[curlylego456]

"Honey, can I just sit in it?"

"Bark, bark, aiep!"

[CER73197]

Some parts in this video remind me of the George Lopez episode where George's wife was worried about looking older, and George fails and fails and fails at trying to convince her that she's not, but then succeeds at it. And at the end this is what they said,

Angie: *sigh* How long do you think we got?

Goerge: I think we got 20 years of looking hot. 7 years of looking not bad. And 2 years of "Did that smell come from me or you?".

Jeff Dunham rocks!!! Oh, and so does George Lopez!!

[shimmyking4]

jeff: how long have u 2 been married

walter: uh.. what is it now 46 years

jeff: ah what was the happiest moment of ur life

walter:47 YEARS AGO!

[cats111000]

naganaganga biiiiiiiiiiiiich  biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich! lmfao

[DRAGON8FIRE86]

Crap, what was I thinking trying to drink water will watching this?

Seriously I started choking.(This is a true story)

[TONI51195Z]

"How d'you freshen up your bedroom?"

"FEBREEZE!"

LMAO hahahaha!!!!

[needgaiagold]

It lags u might wana fix that.

[lightshade0]

I've never laughed so much at comedy, this guy is hilarious kept me laughing the whole time ^_^

[microphonegirl81992]

"where you goin?? sit the hell down!...you bastard! this is tv!"

[XxXstar8shineXxX]

I can't believe people would dislike Jeff Dunham!! He is the funniest ventriloquist I have ever seen!!! No matter how many times I watch him I can't stop laughing!!!

[rubinringable]

@XxXstar8shineXxX he is the funniest guy ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonicundergroundfan1]

Jeff should make Walter's wife, and haveher argue with Walter in his next show XD

[janvictor1]

death do us part

and youll realiza youre actually setting a goal hahaha

[Amakir3393]

"Then his mother got out and started swinging her crutches at me!

I got her with the door."

[MsIdiotGirl]

FEBREEZE!

[MsIdiotGirl]

so i ran his ass over! hahahahaha

[keokiracerhalsteren]

"you wanna hear what I do?"

"No No"

"Alright, you talked me into it"

"Wait a minute..."

"Be carefull, these are gonna be kinda pornographic"

"GET OFF" :):):) hahaha cracked me up :)

[MrROTCKid]

When Did He Say Anything About A Divorce???? 

[adamlonghairwest]

@MrROTCKid him and his wife got divorced

[hyouma09]

@adamlonghairwest WRONGZO.

[robbierules81]

WHOO SCOTLAND

[gothkidisme]

Thumbs up if you think the ads are stupid!

[Nettohunden619]

@gothkidisme The ads keep YouTube free...

[DaniOcean]

@Nettohunden619 don't mind the ads, mind the execution. Ever saw the Hulu ads? That's how you do good videoclip ads, like on the TV! It's not like they came up with this stuff yesterday, they have them since the 50s, but Google think they have to reinvent the lightbulb, guess what it suck...

[shonenjump18]

SCREW YOU!!! BITE ME!!!

[zacattac101]

was it good for you. uh i cant remember. we just finished it. WHO ARE YOU

[stickid16]

lmao i lovee this!!!!!!!! <3

[BooBooStewartLuver1]

nag nag nag nag nag!!!!!

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!

LMFAO

[ladymitchy03]

"Dear Walter why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?"

"Well um, that would be because your toothbrush is bigger!!!!!!"

ROFLMAO

[alexgo4210]

so i ran his ass over XD

[starwarsdude515]

Do you see this beautiful young lady here?

-yeah.

oh well.

[LuffyandZoro1]

Walter reminds me of a friend of mine...its so funny!

[FeefeeandZip]

get off!

[Hardstyler9559]

"Is it good for you??"

"erm.. I cant remember!" lol

"be careful, its gonna be kinda pornographic"

"GET OFF!!" LMFAO!!!

[catielyn1289]

This morning she rolled out of bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over!

[XxSLiNk3exX]

shes aging like milk.... <33

[MrFritolay45]

lol ''devide it all up if hes gone for 3 minutes hes taken a 600$ piss"

[feoka]

XD she rolled outta bed, jumped on her mentrual cycle and ran my ass OVER XDXD

[dramachick2223]

What about melvin the superhero!!!! Put him back on!!!!!!

[theripper451]

@dramachick2223 this was before spark of insnaty

[numbah1ful]

MY FAVORITE VENTRIOQUIST

[dstebbin]

Please, get rid of the video ads. They hinder my ability to enjoy the show.

Maybe if the parts were broken up in actual commercial breaks, rather than cutting Walter off in mid-sentence like they do, I might be more receptive to them.

But, do one or the other, PLEASE!

[Videowatchermaker]

5:00 xD

[Ivehtangle]

"... so if you count it all up, he's takin' a $600 piss!"

[lady1998theresa]

from 7:41 to 7:55 is funny sh*t right there that is funny sh*t

[savannamarigold]

jeff looksso gay wen he is all 'im sorry' with the little hand gesture but u gotta luv walter:)

[naruhinaaddict1000]

what is happening at 8:08 to 8:14 where they are both "talking" but no words.

[lady1998theresa]

they were talking amons them selfs

[MsTwinkle101]

"She says~Screw you... I say~Bite me!"

:D

[F1maniak18]

these are gonna be kinda pornographic!

GET OFF!! ROFL

[o0Belladonna0o]

i really love him as a comedian

but it still makes me sad that he and his wife got divorced

[kingdomplayer101]

"how intimidating is this.

Alright pull over, ching ching*

"alright, in the basket"

[DragonLightwing]

@kingdomplayer101 wann no wat our oral sex is....... she yells "screw you" and I yell "bite me!"

[maggiestardust]

stop it hurts ! maan its a long time since ive laughted so much !

[DartsChick28]

Jeff: how long have you been married ?

Walter: eh, what is it now umm...46 years

Jeff: ah,what was the happiest moment in your life?

Walter: 47 years ago! LMAO!!!!

[denslat1]

wtf was up at 5:56 ?

[puppetmaster19962]

till death do you part is a goal !

[Athena908]

I wuz ROFLMFAO @ "at least we used a filter!"

[turtlecursekate]

"You are here!" I've watched this so many times and I still crack up laughing!

[snickers0steph]

LoL!!!

[Clickbots]

does he have a script or does he just come up with it as he goez?

[heavyxmetalxmaniac]

he have a basic script, but some jokes is improvised

[dbzluva987654321]

Yeah like the Nick thing was basically scripted, Jeff said he was gonna use that fot anybody in that seat and Mike was improv

[savannamarigold]

he said in the comentary on the DVD tht he new mike personally and he didnt realize it till after the show:)

[Clickbots]

we'll wait rofl

[odinboyen]

09:00

[xiReviewiStuffx]

nag na na nag nag nag biiiiitch bitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch lol

[Wastelander1993]

Aging like milk. So shes old and lumpy?

wow. that sounds well descripted

nice vid

[EmmieBee123]

Lmfao!

[dbrajd17]

hahahah Walter is totally Frank Barone from everybody loves Raymond...

[djlamar2]

Walter: there was a guy who pulled up into the handicapped spot and he got out of the car and there was nothing wrong with him. don't you hate that. so I ran his ass over. then his mother got out and started swinging her crutches at me. took her out with the door. Jeff: don't you feel bad? Walter: nah they can carpool. Jeff what about the cops? Walter: I ain't afraid of cops on CNN. what's this cops on bikes. how intimidating is this. O.K. pull over ching ching. lol.

[chsgrlrox]

It are gonna be a little pornagraphic

*get off*

[Atreyu751]

What the hell kinda sex is that?

Was it good for you?

i cant remember!

We just finished!

who are you?

That was so funny!

[Atreyu751]

How intimidating is this ching ching ching.

how would they arrest someone "okay jump in the basket!

[Atreyu751]

He gets out of the car and there is nothing wrong with him... dont ya hate that? so i ran his ass over! i made an honest man out of him!

[MessedNews]

lol anyone notice that when Walter says "Well we used the filter" Jeff doesnt finish the sentence with Walter?

[marcmurray1]

Maybe he's just a great HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE WORD!

[tortoiseshellkitty]

febreeze.

[kenalaken]

Women age like... like fine wine.

*glare* ... She's aging like milk.

Nah, it even has a sound. It goes, "Nag na-nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, biiiiiiitch, bi-biiiiiitch bitch."

[ruthlesace]

only thing you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark

[hanniballecter3]

the only thing that pisses me:

Sweet Daddy D's little intercuts during the show. totally unnecessary

[Atreyu751]

i agree

that is annoying!

[dann123123123]

@hanniballecter3 ye hes so freaking annoying

[TheWolfWoman15]

@hanniballecter3 indeed! it's really stupit too see him with hookers -.-

[adamlonghairwest]

@hanniballecter3 big deal ...

[MrPayden]

Well it stops hurting...

yeah the your stupid enough to take another sip... u see the pretty young lady here... oh well lol.

Funny as hell man god...

[raafif]

1:31 dosent she look like the actress in ''according to jim?'' jim's wife who has a brother whos name is andy omg i think she is.

[Petha666]

Yeah i thought so to xD

Walter pwnz! Jeff Dunham is hilarious

[scntrs2322]

damn i am scared to watch the next on hehe (not) my god i love this shit

[geerace16]

GET OFF

[bluebunnyninja]

nag n-nag nag bitch b-bitch

[Cutegirl10123]

shut the hell up dhehehehehehe lmao

[MeganLynn78]

lol "have u seen these cops on bikes wat do they do wen they arrest somone alright in the basket" lol

[Supremed9]

hahaha

[bridgeviewproduction]

dont you hate that?..........so i ran his ass over

[uwishthat]

rofl .. i made an honest man outtah him

XD lmao walter ish seeeex rofl

[Supremed9]

Hahahaha That made me ROFL like hell!

and allso: "was it good? I dont remember!"

ROFLMAO hahahaha

[Biggetjepretvet]

Honey, can I just sit in it?

[Biggetjepretvet]

What the hell was I thinking?

Someone kill me please!

[niceone4535]

"Police on bycicles.How intimidating is this "alright buddy pull it over CHING CHING!"What do they do when the arrest people? 'alright in the basket." LOL!

[gcrox657]

The video is slower than the audio. Is it just my computer?

[anyone112]

your computer

[Remiera]

The audio is a little off.

[LoveFuzed711]

how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom Febreeze!

ROFLMAO

[Nerzhul91]

"-You know what oral sex is for us?

-What?

-She screams : Screw you! and I yell : Bite me!"

roflmao

[izzy995]

he's taking a $600 piss lol

[latinokaez]

get off lol

[leyia2008]

peeeaaanuuuuut iiiiiiiiii loooooooooovvvvvveeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuu!!!!!!!­!!!!

[bnrt12345]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[gingerbird169]

where you goig sit the hell down! you bastard this is tv! what the hell!

[Quietschfidel]

was it good for you?

uuh, I can't remember

It was 3 minutes ago!

HA? who are you?

[Quietschfidel]

you can tell the rooky cops have playing cards in their spokes

HALT!! diga-diga-diga-diga

[Sk8rkat5246]

lo freeking l

omg he is freeking funny