Titanoboa - The World's Largest Snake

[rohlupuia80]

Alian mang e aw...

[thechessstick]

What in the world does evolution have to do with science? Answer.... absolutely nothing.

[rafaelmauchpassos]

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[erikmabry]

So, why haven't scientists/biologists recreated the conditions of what we know to be 60+ million years ago to see if they're ideas are right? They know what temperature it needs and that there was more abundances of oxygen... This sounds like a great lab experiment. And by great, I mean, great for science. Not great when it works and the muhfucka gets out and changes sci-fi to reality.

[SaintTheWicked]

@erikmabry I think that's because the snakes need time to acclimatize themselves to the conditions required for a snake to be that long, its a gradual process for genetic variation to occur (evolutionary process). Also, the strain of boa may be completely extinct though I don't doubt current constrictors and other such are relatives. Sorry, they do enjoy warm temperatures! I am sure tests like this are underway and comparisons made with naturally occurring snake variation in different places.

[williampower108]

rebuvrt fgbrubr bybty ywesd!

[kaiserz19]

wow no sabia de esto!

sorprendente

[GhostofTahok]

I am sure in the near future they would dig up fossils of a much larger snake that will make Titanoboa look like a rattle snake is to an anaconda...yeah

[yungsuh2]

national beographic....NBG.

[pepinohtg]

son horriblessss feasss dan mieodo

[Dinoman217]

This is living proof that the giant snake from the movie "ANACONDA" exists! Or at least did exist at some point! Also, a century ago, colonel Percy Fawcett claimed that he saw a 60 ft anaconda when he was in the amazon!

[fgajaun1]

iwas watchin this last night on snakezilla nd almost shit up lolszx

[steelgear]

Soooo I guess one of the consequences of a warmer climate in the future could mean really big fucking snakes??? O_O

[ChannelUmptyThree]

@steelgear Thats what I was thinking

[Nocturnai]

pfff no where near as big as Jormungand

[mikethewerewolf]

green anacondo's the biggest



[kiryu9510]

@mikethewerewolf for now its the reticulated phyton but if the titnoboa is still alive he will be the longest and largest

[sunsexrockchild]

Fuck me..a BUS!!!!!!

[microgirls1]

creeeeeeepppppppyyyyyyyyy ugh sooooooo creeepppyyyy

[ComputerGamerify]

Personally out of all the animals to ever exist the scariest is most definitively humans.

[k5lta]

@ComputerGamerify yes, and some undiscovered creatures probably know that so they stay away and undiscovered.

[BrAdEnSB666]

so, if they are extinct then wtf is this 49 foot anaconda in Indonesia ?

[delta2zer0]

so you telling me if i put a snake i a suna it will grow fucking huge? thats going to be the next terror attack.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

The longest the snake lives,the biggest it gets.

[k5lta]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 exactly the longer they live the bigger they get, they dont stop growing, who knows how big they can actually get especially in The Amazon Rainforest.

[dominicLoh]

wonder if we can find a live long (>30 feet ) and large snake, keep it in the zoo. then everyone can watch the truly long and large snake in captivity. nice catch..haha

[staredeath101]

so they say in order for the snake to be that big again you need the temperature to be higher hmmm WHAT IF THEY PUT IT ON LABORATORY AND HATCH A SNAKE ON A HOT ROOM LIKE A SAUNA AND LET IT GROW UNTIL ITS LIKE THAT HUH O.O

[CSStrikerSC]

@staredeath101 I was thinking about the same thing.. LOL

[IMFr3SHR]

the snake looks exactly like the one in those anaconda movies and damn theres been alot of wierd things thats been alive at that time you never know there was prolly also a king kong imagine if snakes that size would still grow like that these days

[najnouj59]

Pfff ... Is that all you git ? My cock is waaaay bigger !

[Christine1296]

@najnouj59

I always heard that if you lie on your cock, it will fall off. Just sayin'.

[MrTalgon]

Well what did it eat wait I don't want to know :S

[MrTr0llol]

10 Degrees warmer than today? Must have been all that Co2 and those SUVs millions of years ago.

[piraat6666]

Its the snake from Conan movie

[LordEli]

I'd bet you anything this bone belongs to just a common anaconda, cause peeps still got stories of seeing snakes that size and bigger. thus I believe them sooner than I do scientist morons who simply do NOT live there only speculate. Eyewitness Observers are more believable than those whom just speculate. simple FACT!

[Syam361]

Chuck Norris called. He want's his dick back.

[TheHammertimeable]

@Syam361 Put it out of your mouth then

[skilledgam3r]

why is everything shrinking as the world gets older

[MinasTirithSCV]

@skilledgam3r apparently you don't own nuts

[AnontheOP]

He now resides in a cardboard box in the back of somebody's office.

[Cyclonial]

Fuck this snake. The one in Final Fantasy 7 marsh is obviously the biggest.

lul

[GrandHustle551]

ypou would be fcked if u ran into this thing

[SkittleMawnsterRawR]

is there still a huge ass reward out for like a 40 foot living boa or something?? i read about it a long time ago

[scagish]

Not even Indiana Jones can deal with this thing

[WatchdogDisciple]

@scagish well no shit he is scared of snakes

[JohnyVain]

that is a big snake BUT...the largest croc back then was what....40 feet and 15 TONS!!!! isnt it cool how snakes and crocs ..and other things have lived since the beginning of time.

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[BlancaFlakita]

THIS IS AWESOME! Proud to be Colombian.

Nature is extraordinary & beautiful.

[pokemaster1234567899]

So, because of global warming snakes will probably increase their size by a considerable amount...AWESOME!!! =DDD

[raf2522]

damn didnt the animals from today suppost to be larger thn the ones before? what happened?

[DeathByMoshPit93]

Umm the earth is like over 600000 million years old

[thechessstick]

1st of all the Earth is only about 6000 years old. 2nd there are records of the Roman army killing a snake much larger than this. It was over 120 feet long.

[LubricStankey]

@thechessstick

i hope you're not serious :(

[radarphaser]

@thechessstick Ahahahah! That was the stupidest shit I've read tonight!!!

[xXADi0Xx]

its a sign of global warming... LMAO

[randella2499]

OMG. OMG. I don't know bout everyone else. Because I kno alot of ppl love snakes. But I hate snakes. They scare the sh!t outta me.

[Zacofonix]

Titanboa? That's lame. More like "Holyfuckonstrictor"

[DrizzttheSlayer24]

@Zacofonix But coming from the species that came up with such lame names as dog and cat, Titanboa is pretty badass!!

[MuSiCiAnMaTtHeW]

A blue whale is the second largest living creature to ever exist so yea...only thing i know of bigger is a Amphicoelias which was supposed to grow as big as 200 Feet in length

[Tarantino880]

2scar504 Blue-whale,Great white,Anaconda,saltwater croc,Tigers,Condor and the ferocious Mcdonalds fat-ass all realy small pussy animals!

[BirdL762]

i'de put it in its butt

[ufallout23]

Thats a Boasaurus Rex.....

[aikerz07]

imagine living with this giant creatures today. giant snake, giant shark, giant centipede, giant spiders and dinosaurs. it would be great because all we gonna do is run as fast as we could everyday xD

[Robertamissoniluv]

Why do animals in Alaska are so big???? It's cold there, so the animal has to eat to preserve fat. Big grizzly bear, big moose, big caribou, etc.... Don't get why warm temperature make animal big. Thought it was the other way around.

[goodbyelonglive44]

@Robertamissoniluv It is the Oxygen level that makes animals big.. :P

[Spasstiful]

Lol if those snakes would have lived when our species discover the light of the earth we wouldnt even survive till we get guns and stuff.

2 Million years before we came to the world there lived a non-flying predator, y a bird who raped anything. Terrorbird was his name, if those creatures lived when we came, trust me we wouldnt be there anymore.

[SupErFeRrit22]

i want one as a pet and then bring it to school

[Randomguy4361]

1:34 thats wat she said

[terracotter]

Humans are not predators. We are a virus we live in clumps and rape the land till nothing is left. Don't insult these beautiful creatures and compare them to us.

[BassPlayerGuy123]

@terracotter yes

[candyazz28]

@terracotter thank you my friend. About time someone other than me see's this.

[MemoonaMoon]

LOL



[thebetterhaloplayer]

Wooow 45-foot that thing must crush dinosaurse easy lmao.

[MrWolfboy69]

wait i thought the largest snake was a anaconda

[MaritimeEast]

@MrWolfboy69 An anaconda is the largest today, but this is a prehistoric snake.

[tapdancegirl88]

can anyone here tell me how bad that this snake if it was living today how bad could it crush me

[ferrarimike23]

U guys actually belive this

U actually believe one metiorite killed all the dinosours

[silverblade43]

theres a reticulated python alive today longer than this

[ARSA525]

He he, if the warming climate causes snakes to get big, we're going to have giant retics and anacondas some people talk in YouTube and in snake forums.

[uarequeer]

there was more oxygen in the past due to larger and more prosperouse plant life also less polutants and less cows farting

[vanastensucks]

@uarequeer and oil spills

[akosivani18]

arrrgghh.....

[PinkPeaceCoco]

I hate snakes!!!!!!! they gross me out~

[asianninja7]

boring......

[jamexxxxxx]

i have one of these in my garden i swear

[4k3el]

so to get bigger snakes we need to encourage global warning! I think we're on my wayway

[1freedomfighter11]

@4k3el global warming is a scam and scientist have proven higher oxygen levels increase size of animals

[4k3el]

@1freedomfighter11 i do as well, the Earth has been through worse event than 'Global warming' the Earth is a self sustaining, self cleaning planet. Co2 wont destroy the earth it'll only adapt to the changes.

[1freedomfighter11]

@4k3el I agree. I would be willing to bet there have been higher Co2 levels in the past with no adverse affect to the life on this planet. They got caught falsifying date on global warming. It is blatantly obvious it was a scam to bring about a global tax and global control.

[MrS3xyness]

I had to read this twice to realize it was called titan-oboa and not tit-anoboa

[Gigantoraptorsaurus]

Madsoia was the biggest Snake ever lived.

[jokerxXxjenny]

Meteors didnt kill Dinosaurs and Titanoboa, CHUCK NORRIS DID!

[jjono1991]

Did you here the last part. With global warming, well have snakes. The size of buses. 0_0

[detheroc98]

I really appreciate if there is a PREHISTORIC word at the subject.

[Dirtboy101]

how the hell did mammals get by with this beast slithering around?

[purplepixie124]

dis snake was probably d sickest animal ever!

[nimasha83]

THIS IS FAKE

[speedyrevolution]

@nimasha83

Fake huh? Well what do you know about prehistoric creatures?

[fireamracing]

plus their was more carbon in the atmosphere "plant food"

[JIHURST]

How it could look as they Earth continues to warm? Whatever.

[GGPvideos]

Funny, I dont think they realize it but they showed an amazing discovery and shit on global warming in the same video, haha.

[kingjbrown26]

@GGPvideos lol.

[scar504]

man why do we have such pussy animals today...

[strahinja13]

LOL so true goddamit

[Darjaboo]

by pussy do you mean what we are already used to? dont forget the simple fact that man is still extremely low on the totem pole as far as speed agility and power with todays animals

[yomama629]

@Darjaboo but extremely high on one thing that makes us the greatest species that we know of: intelligence.

[metaleater9]

@Darjaboo HMM yet we still some how have conquered almost all of it and are even going to space, where no other animal has gone.

[reiVond]

@Darjaboo we are the most dangerous predators to have ever existed.

[RathskellarQuaff]

@reiVond because of our brain's ability to create tools/weapons. by ourselves we're not that dangerous, comparatively.

[mojothemigo]

@Darjaboo Saving up for 458 Lott. I think it would differ on what is the alpha species on planet Earth.

[shaddycats]

@Darjaboo that all may be true but we have guns lol they are at the top lol just had to say that lol cheers

[mrshzzit1]

@Darjaboo How can animals beat me, when i can just pull out my gun and blast there fucking face off. I win.

[MuSiCiAnMaTtHeW]

@Darjaboo maybe you are hah wimp <,<

[kevstagino]

@Darjaboo YE BUT WE THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN YEE! lol

[lennymo36]

@kevstagino only cause we got guns, weapons ect... put this snake on a level playing field with man and the snake wins easily.. and i mean easy!! in fact lots of animals/reptiles could beat or kill a man if the man didnt have weapons.

[LastXdeth]

@Darjaboo All of our disabilities can be made up by our intelligence and brains.

[thechessstick]

@Darjaboo Man used to be bigger, too. Noah's skeleton was over 12 feet tall.

[MsFreedom2fly]

@thechessstick

Really? Share your sources?

[thechessstick]

@MsFreedom2fly w w w .giantconstrictingsnakes co m/AncientWorldThirdCenturyBC .h tm l

[thechessstick]

@MsFreedom2fly Ron Wyatt discovered Noah and his wife's graves. Their bodies were exhumed and Noah's skeleton was over 12 feet tall. This is all documented on video tape.  Noah's wife was buried wife all kinds of treasure and it was stolen by grave-robbers. Go to ww w dot wyattmuseum dot co m Also, Kent Hovind has many pictures of skeletons over 11 feet tall. ww w dot drdino dot or g

[MsFreedom2fly]

@thechessstick

I love The Hovind's They Rock!! I haven't seen this. The links don't work. Could you share them again?

[ssjbardok]

@thechessstick No, man used to be smaller. The vast improvements in nutrition in recent years have made us much taller than before. who is Noah?

[thechessstick]

@ssjbardok Man was only smaller after Noah's flood. There are thousand of skeletons of ancient man some over 12 feet tall that are being kept hidden from the general populous so that they will not believe the Genesis account and will follow after the false religion of evolution.

[ssjbardok]

@thechessstick 12 feet tall is huge! But who is hiding the skeletons, and why? I'd sure be interested to see one!

[thechessstick]

@ssjbardok You will not believe me if I tell you who is behind this hiding of information. Ron Wyatt discovered Noah and his wife's graves. Their bodies were exhumed and Noah's skeleton was over 12 feet tall. This is all documented on video tape. Noah's wife was buried wife all kinds of treasure and it was stolen by grave-robbers. Go to ww w dot wyattmuseum dot co m Also, Kent Hovind has many pictures of skeletons over 11 feet tall. ww w dot drdino dot or g Message me if you would like more

[Severosrighthook]

@thechessstick i'll skull fuck noahs skelton

[thechessstick]

@Severosrighthook Noah would kick your butt so bad you wouldn't know day from night. As a matter of fact, I would, too.

[MistressArte]

@thechessstick "the false religion of evolution" Yes and everyone who accepts evolution as a little thing I like to call REALITY goes to a place of worship everyday called the internet. It has all this sciencey stuff that was put here by Satan to blind people, you should really run far away from your and every other computer before it corrupts you. Satan is everywhere online you might even be possessed by a demon right now and don't even know it. O.O

[thechessstick]

@MistressArte Spoken like a true militant homosexual. You guys just hate God's Word simply because it condemns your sinful lifestyle. Repent and be a man for a change.

[MistressArte]

@thechessstick Um... I'm bisexual, it says so on my profile at least if you're going to insult me use the facts. Ohhhh I get it facts is a nasty 5 letter word for you. Also "Repent and be a man for a change." Being a man would be a change that would require gender reassignment surgery which I don't have GID or DID so I really don't want to have a penis. It's ok if you think it's the greatest thing in the world it's just not for me. ;-)

[thechessstick]

@MistressArte LOL

[SeksYxBoI]

cuz, if sharks could fly, we'd all die. do u want that scar504..do u want that?

[CaIlidus]

blame the atmosphere, back then they had a different type of environment where gravity had low effects of growth so everything was massive.

That's why water creatures can get so big there's low resistance.

Over time due to gravity we have become puny :D probably for the best. Evolution my friend.

[evinscott]

@CaIlidus

Except for the whole fact that statistically speaking, people are getting taller since the last millenia or so. Also the gravity hasn't changed because the earth's mass hasn't changed.

But it was a nice attempt at verisimilitude.

[PatrickCynar18]

@evinscott Dont forget though humans may be getting bigger did you take into accountability that we are consuming three times the food, calories, and harmful chemicals than we were back in the day. That and the fact that temperature plays a big role in the life of a reptile. That and look at sharks we used to have freakin megaladons back then now its extremely rare to see a shark over 23 feet but back then they were all easily thirty feet.

[yomama629]

@CaIlidus how do you explain, then, that the first life was bacteria and that now we have elephants?

[prjerry7]

@scar504 Todays animals arent too pussyish. Sure we dont got dinosaurs running arownd but the thing is that the animals with the most dangerous animals get all of our attention, a pack of lions is more dangerous then any animal in most epochs the world has had

[chenheisthebest]

@scar504 Hey man, idk about you but I'm glad that those gigantic animals are gone. I doubt anyone wants them in their backyard running around lol.

[AceofDlamonds]

@scar504

well today's animals can cope a lot better with the environment today. So I wouldn't call em "pussy" animals....

Titanoboa must have required a very high humidity and climate during that time..It could have eaten large mammals and crocodiles!! shit....

[reffamilia]

@scar504 cause humans had killed most animals slowly :D

[NoxNoctisUmbra]

@scar504 because we have different oxygen levels today compared to back in the day.. its not just temperature

[DragonRoLo]

@scar504 stronger gravity then in the past and less oxygen 70million years ago earth was a 3rd of the size it is now.

[6Baltej6]

@scar504 because we hunted the scary ones to extinction -.-

[Ulansananelan]

@6Baltej6

idiot this creature was extinct long before the humans exist!

[6Baltej6]

@Ulansananelan troll this isnt bout titanoboa

[xRinat]

@scar504 Really, you want those beasts to come back and hunt us down? Are you crazy?!

[deeznutz235]

@scar504 so we dont get eating every day

[FeroGotBalls]

"evolutionists" what a useless word, a word to make evolution sound like a belief rather than the theory that it is.

Are you a "Gravitationist" kingdomheart2beater?

Thats also a theory and it's just as true, don't argue with us, instead get your head out of your ignorant ass and look at all the evidence!!

[CplCentaur]

@kingdomhearts2beater

Creationist freak.

[vanzetti1927]

that was very interesting. i doubt any are still alive, we would have seen something that big by now.

[darksinger13]

lol u never know snakes are very good at hiding no matter how big the are lols

[jessehardy]

true true..but how bout the ocean? u never know wats lurking there..

[Antiope2589]

@jessehardy I know I can't wait until they catch a live giant squid! So far they've only caught dead ones.

[jessehardy]

@Antiope2589

well they have a pretty good sized one on video, its quite famous acually. i think the squid was about 30 feet long. now thats BIG for a squid.

[blackeye240]

@Antiope2589 actually they caught a collosal squid alive but it died before they could get it to an aquarium

[Antiope2589]

@vanzetti1927 IDK there's still parts of this world that are rarely explored.

[LALakers4Lyf]

WOW! Such an impressive snake! but.. id like to see it go up against a megaladon! xP

[SteveSpicerPortsmuth]

how about the Megalodon go up against the Basilosaurus? (a giant killer whale) or the Liopleurodon a huge Jurassic period marine reptile

the Megalodon was just the biggest shark, but didn't have the collosal jaws of the Liopleurodon

[Hudsy13]

it said it was 10 degrees hoter so isnt the world not cooling but if so global warming is haping den we shouldnt worry cuz it took 60million years for the earth to cool just 10degrees

[VelociralexBojarzin]

Without human intervention, my trolling friend.

[grapestreets]

hahaha

[spanerty123]

hmmm yummy

[uberNDN]

thats not the largest snake wtf?

the largest snake lives in...

my pants

[x3MiSSMiNNDAA]

haha cute .

[samir0694]

hahahhahaha

[WoWImbas]

@uberNDN lolololol :D

[yotubefan34]

YEA \M/ LOL