If Fruit Could Talk (The Fruit Massacre)

[CoaCoaChanel91]

lmfao i laughed the whole time im still laughing

[CoaCoaChanel91]

lmfao i laughed the whole time im still laughing

[NikkoCharger]

lol

[stevan535]

thumbs up if u thought that fruit at 1:51 said "Don't fuck me in the brown bag" lol

[2468DDT]

Has anyone ever realized that fruit has a short time to live anyway? They've been plucked off trees and/or picked off bushes. Their main source of nutrients has been taken away.* They should have seen this coming, why else were they chosen? Its totally stupid of them to run away, I mean where are they going? To another kitchen?

[BookieCarmelos]

wow

All I can say

[KolaDYT]

The Annoying Orange called. He wants his show back.

[gnisha777]

1:28 im rotflolin' like a maniac!!!

[MrsOliAbingdonTMB]

"Hey why you lookin at me like that?" idk why but I did some serious lolage at that.

[theJesticesshow]

hey great video for a long time i wanted to do in spin off of what you did so if you guys what to see ming you should check it out but its not as funny as this one bc it about if paper could talk lol

[Aniasisbananas]

lol its it just me or does the banana say"wait no what are u doing noo ewwww!"why does he say ewww lmao

[kutiekarema555]

"i'm already super-duper ripe! don't put me in a brown bag, i'll suffocate!!

*DROP*

XD lol that sounds like Lisa.

[anhaylarene]

I will think of this video when i eat fruit now lol

[CynthiaMilikiShake]

The fruits speak and laugh and like MJ :O

Lmaoo

[Kaopuschel]

And the poor banana.. oh dear. Its like "Hostel 3 - Fruitsalat" . Love it"

[freshd521]

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKR YOUR DAD! i look like my mom. isnt it coool when kids look like clones of thier parents.

[isisblitz]

that was amazing best thing i've watched all day :D

[otherFlawliet]

fruit can talk now! I mean, just look at really annoying orange! (or in this case really racist orange)

[phenomenalwoman59]

LoL *smiles*

[rainXdrop5]

that was fun at first and a little cute :) but then it turned...a little creepy...

[brybranna]

thx alot my vegatarian life has just been ruined....

[babeyfre5h]

watching the bannana in pain ached my heart !

[c0nzo12]

this man lacks vision!

[DrEreyrey1]

"this nigga is crazy" lol

[FemmeNevrotique]

And this is how "The Annoying Orange" was born or killed, more or less.

[DrEreyrey1]

"This nergo is crazy" lol

[omrproductionz]

racist orange lol

"i'm a banana not a plantain" lol

orange after dentist lol

[brandeep891]

omg..POOR FRUIT!!

[Sarahxx115678]

lol! this is sooooooo funny :D

[mariedevan]

Funny as fuck

[songcandid]

Racist oranges!!!

[MAJORTRANSFORMATION]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....my face is hurting....no more of your videos for tonight!!!

[mzbreezyt11]

EPIC

[41100sue]

oo its alpha cat! i just realized that :)

[PhillyThaKid5]

Lets make a break for it this negros crazzzy!! LOL gotta love them black folks.

[SilasCilice]

Alright, Dexter...XD

Should've made a smoothie. That would have been sick.

[com12341234]

lol

[AlwaysBored1017]

Lmao.. this is amazing ^^

[GorillaAndroid]

This guy is playing with his food and he is still a G!!

[saranghaeyo99]

LMAO

[JennYvette7]

Alphacat is outta control...i actually felt bad 4 those fruit for a sec...but their lil voices made it so funny lmbo

[orangepicklesaturday]

i feel funny...is this gunna last FOR EVER???? haha david after dentist reference i love it

[MrCrutial87]

hahaha I love the Hannibal refrence

[moonfeet1]

ha ha sooo funny i love the voces. u should amke one like what if books could talk and then you open up the book..........

[stephyandizzybff4eve]

I cant stop laughing

[miraandmea25]

"lets make a break for it this negro is CRAZY run !!" LOL hahaha

[fulmoon12]

haha this negro is crazy!!

[arl0322]

ill never look at fruit the same way again

[xXJoviixX]

oouhh... the voices of the fruits are so cute....

love this "brain"part.. 2:30 xD

[Joker33vip]

Yay! Hannibal Lecter moment. XD

[toadette11]

this vid was hillarious! i love it!

[Sarahxx115678]

lol! i luv this video!

[TheCracker46]

oranges r raceist

[Winxs3000]

@TheCracker46 LMAO!! Lets run this negro is crazy lmao classic!!!

[juquitabanana]

HA, LOL, XD

[6924891]

Hahaha

[chatteryduck]

you should do a video on lady gaga or brittany spears!

[royalts361]

funny!!!^^

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

YESSSSS..... now i have an excuse to my mum if i dont want to eat fruit. lol funny video though

[shawntyxl]

poor fruits :(

[UrMumStoleMyDinosaur]

Lol this is awesome!!!!

Haha this was posted on my birthday ^.^

[MsChicaLoca]

D Orange @ 2:29 dat scene from Hannibal LOL

[babybrat4lifey]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL so funny man!!!

[brazilianlover08]

so funny

[TrixxiBaby]

lol i'm a banana not a plantain!

[legomanbobby3]

"banana mustache!" hilarious!

[Freakyz212]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[naehunnie09]

lolz i was up late with nothing to do very bored thank god for your videos =) this was so entertaining

[minniechini]

" i feel funny..is this gonna last forever"

lol thats from the little boy that had to go to the dentist video..well its not named that but lol nevermind

[deathangel2142]

damn your apple is juicy haha or is it your saliva?

[thefateoftheworld]

i feel funny, is this gonna last for-EVER?

[Lovedadream]

lmao

[xdiyanaa]

THIS IS CRAZY CRUELTY LMAOO!

[kprocker1]

Why do you want to kill fruit. Just kiding love your videos you are hillarious

[datstrivell]

to funny my dude u need jesus lol

[laurencrosbyy]

LOL dis negro crazy! Runnnnn!!! nononononono hahahha!! So funny XD

[m4c1990]

this is so fuckin funny :D:D:D:D

[liquidpromises]

This is freakin hysterical!

[lizzydontmess]

lmfao the banana!

[Ilovekulashaker]

LOL when the apple flees "noooooooo!"

[cutieladey]

fruit murderer!! LOL Mad funny man

[OverLordNeo]

This was funny as hell LMAO

[ChinoAres]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

2:07 this part is a combination of "David After Dentist" and "Hannibal" xD Nice

**No Fruits were really hurt in the making of this video (HAHA that would've been also hilarious)

[KCLivingEZ]

DAVID AFTER DENTIST REFERENCE!

[iDevinH]

lmao! at when the started running!

[snowboarder1019]

omg i laugh my ass off when all the fruit started freacking out and broke the pachage and the bowl tipped.....how did you make that apple at the end move?

[sakuyamibu63]

I love fruits!! =3

[nastybutler16]

Very well done! Practically as good as Niel's version.

*Subscribe*

[FishTitan64]

The voices, oddly enough, remind me of the food from "Party in my Tummy" (you know, from Yo Gabba Gabba).

[TiffersTaffy]

this is funny <3

[JusrDoIt]

that negro is crazy runnn

[crazybunny895]

CRUELTY TO FRUITS XD

[LuluChaaan]

lolz soo funny xDDD

[girlstuff334]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha you are SO FUNNY!!!!

[OceanBluue]

dis negro is crazy, runnnnn!!!!!

haha you are so freakin funny!

[bluangel1993]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i love all ur vids its all soooo funnnyyyyy omq lmfaoooooo !!!!

[lexipooh804]

LMAO!! poor fruits lmao

[badspeller101]

O_o"!!!!

[correna93]

this negro is crazy! RUN!

LMFAO!!!!!

-tears of laughter-

[kacheek32]

LOL! I felt sorry for the fruit though.

[201fox102]

nice juggling skills, oh and id ben Lisa ova n grind her to ova n ova agn

[rach07S]

I dun think i wanna eat fruit again :(

lol

[Mami232889]

OMG this is funny..so sad tho

[blabbermouthkristina]

poor fruit :(

lol

[TamiWami246]

1:37

lmfao

[KAZAMization]

omg i cracked up!

"This negro is crazy! Runn!"

lol

[xxFayeTVxx]

hahahahahah! i laughed so hard when the little oranges ran. woah, i really wouldn't like for fruit to talk. i love to eat it so much.

[cardboard365]

please watch my videos i put so much effort in ?

[TheParaParaPrincess]

Let make a break for it this negro is crazy run lol love that part

[LORRAINERAM]

lmao! aww fruits

[Joker33vip]

That is the best idea!!!

[MilTownShortie1]

lol that negro is crazy runnn!! funniest part haha...good video

[hyperness624]

this nergo is crazy, runn!!

haha

your vids are amazing

[montebtv]

haha i feel funny is this gonna last forever?

[smilecheeks990]

haha i loved the the part where he say lets make a break for it this negro is crazy

[Zutaralove94]

I'm glad i'm not fruit! XD

[treyzgurl09]

this negro is crazy! run! lol loved it.

[96KayDee]

lmfao!

[eferi1]

lol u imitated Hannibal with the apple an orange at the end

[H0TpiNkSiReN]

Your imagination is wild, 10 stars!!!!!!! Lma0!

[IAmMotownxx]

"I'm a banana not a plantain!!!"

LOL

[AOS25]

Thats some fucked up shit

[thomasduff09]

lmao, the break for it part was probly the best

[LadyeeStylezz]

lol, this is funny

[DanielAvilaAGT]

aprt from the video, your ACTING is horrible.

[FairW311]

the banana is really funny

[MissAlwayzRandom]

O_o Uhhhhhhhhh....

[ZaniBrown]

LOL this is so damn funny :D

[NiVeA5678]

you need your own comedy sketch show on 'Comedy Central' quickly!! this was too funny especially with the banana when u started to peel it. "filet mignon orange" -lmao

[SplatWebshow]

hahaha he is so awesum

[LadiiGTV]

lmfao "lets make a break 4it..dis negro is crazy RUN!!"

[PrincessHayax3]

I'll never look at fruits the same ...

the first part was really cute tho.. WEE WEEE WEE .

haahha. the banana was kinda disturbing.

[liljay20001]

how do you get that tpy of them music like what sit you get it from

[mamiyankee504]

Hahahahaha !! Wow :)) Lol

[israeltheman98]

LETS RUN THIS NIGGAS CRAZY

[LiLLiXaNa]

loooooooooooool

[TotallyTscopeTV]

I'm a banana not a plantain this isn't right don't do this to me!

[reallykari]

-DEAD OF LAUGHTER-

omfgggggg!

i love thiss.

NO MORE FRUITS FOR ME LMFAO

[MicroMacroCrew]

well there goes MY appetite! lol!

[CraziiSexyKidd]

i actually laughed my ass off..and people are looking at me like i'm crazy since it's like 1:30 in the morning where i am.

[azorn06]

dude u kinds luk like barack like really. u could b drake 2.

[LadiiEnzo]

lmaaoo run dis negro is crazy

[OneToughCookiee]

LMAOOOOOO hilarious !!!!!!!

[Emmaluella]

this is my new favorite youtube video

[AmYGoAwAy]

this made me laugh so hard!!! lolz

[moncreada1022]

That made my nite!!! HeHe I cant believe i ddnt see this already lol

[teiubesc08]

aahahahhhahahhaha

is this gonna last forever ?

-sweeet, straight from david afterdentist :]

[Angeldakidd1]

lmaooooo omg too funny!!!!

[tastycaramel08]

U r foolish! I love you videos...LMAO

[wheatingurl]

haha! loved thiss

[thenerdsthatdance]

Not to be mean... the original is better. i like balloons more than friut so i thought the original is better. just stating my opinion

[LiquidDelight]

lmaoooooo very funny alphacat :)

[StonedAssassin7]

I like the Hannibal lecter dinner spoof!

[addonica]

i wonder if the apple got out alive...lol

[llmissperfect23]

lol 1:38

[girlstuff334]

this is halrious!!!haha

[xxxsoxnicexxx]

IMA BANANA! NOT A PLAINTAIN!

[JMIDFA]

LOL this is funny :) 5 stars

[Will9323]

LOL. You are a fool! Great vid!

[LAXdoubleK]

haha lmao

when they all start to run away and scream

[xarealpersonx]

THIS NEGRO IS CRAZY! RUN!

[MeetMeAtTheParade]

Lulz.

I won't be able to eat fruit now.

[RosaCarmesi]

Silent of the Lambs though..lmao

[littlepersians]

when you peeled the banana the banana should have been like MY LEG!!!

[tommie314101]

nah, MY NECK!!!

[KittiesRawr725]

LOL! Run this negro is crazy!!!!!!!

[clusterman1995]

nice vid alphacat keep em comin

[foxypurple12]

lmaoo wen he eats the apple ROTFLL

[Fluffymiyster]

Your dad kinda looks like Steve Harvey, lol! Of course that's a good thing, ^_^ And the screams of the banana as it was peeled was too hilarious! It sounded like the generic screams minor villans give off in games like, Metal Gear or something...xDD!!

[Skittlez9293]

LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[miiamibabe]

LOL run this negro is crazy!! and im not a plantain dont do this to me! lol x

[mEhErika]

this negro is CRAZY! lmfaoo

[foxypurple12]

LOL i dunno y u gt thumbs down wen thats at is says

[mEhErika]

must have done it by accident . . .

this vid is on my faves. =]

[MaiyaFranz]

Thatt was REALLY funny xD good luck Alphacat!

[123vladster]

lets make a break for it this negros crazy funny vioce

[ObamaPress]

ha ha! "Was that a 'David After the Dentist' reference with the orange, lol . . .

[linickon]

this was so funny

[Browniess08]

how did the apple roll on the floor and out? a little confused 0_o

[brooklynbaby97]

he like made it play backwards

[KataraTheHedgehog]

yes it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!