【東方】IOSYS - こんなにかわいいスカーレッツが私のお嬢様なはずがない

[SuperClabman]

お前が危ない

[i34isa9ya]

咲夜さん落ち着いてくれwww

[phenyxful]

@leksuli

would it be interesting if everyone were perfectly sane? i like the insanity to the max in all aspects of my life.

[leksuli]

Why does everyone in gensokyo have some kind of psychological problem?

[Supersonicgirl16]

SCARLET BANZAI!!!!!!!

[kevinsllama]

@19Pyrus70

Close. It's actually about Sakuya being madly obsessed over the Scarlet sisters. lmao

[19Pyrus70]

I take it this song is about Remilia & Sakuya happily & manically raeping each other in a fit of passion?

[mea123451]

おいwww

[thekampfe405]

咲夜さんがご乱心だあああああああああ！異変だああああああああ­ああああ

ちと働き過ぎだなｗｗｗ

[wolf7010]

落ち着けダメイドwwwww

[yam7898]

声で吹いたｗｗ

[omame712]

大丈夫ですか？

[ZaneHitsurugi]

anyone have translation for what they're saying?

[9miyuhoro]

スカーレッツ!!

[NEO1839]

咲夜・・・さん？・・・

[FORTE0123456789]

しょっぱなから画像で吹いたｗｗｗ

[tsmakr3396]

働き過ぎです…

少しお休みください。

[Kirisame48000]

もうヤダこのメイド

[omeleques1]

I just noticed remilia had one boob hanging out

[digg02174]

咲夜は絶対こんな声じゃないと思う・・・・。

ちょっと　残念・・・＞＜



[LittleMangaColours]

its funny how this songs about flandre,

but the picture has no flandre. but remi...

straaannge

[remontea100]

誰が歌ってるの？

[SpartanCommodore]

Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like she's melting at the end?

[hirano61]

こんなに変態なメイドが紅魔のメイド長のはずがない

[Melylareputamadre]

sounds like me while playing Touhou and singing XD (example: I remember Nitori no Uta and Kero 9 Destiny lyrics)

[ZALMAN9900MAX]

엌ㅋㅋㅋ

[DarkWater931]

Looks like at the beggining an elevator music.

[19195343]

おばさんやんけ

[yunap2]

@19195343

誰がおばさんなのか？

[Hiddenmistdash]

I have no idea what they're singing. And I wanna know. Dl >3

[karsten69]

@Hiddenmistdash she is singing about how dangerous it is to think about the scarlet sister in a fangirl manner. (simplified manner)

[Hiddenmistdash]

@karsten69 Awesome. :3

[mihayateful]

咲夜さん‥‥

[soccer42742132]

PADつけてないじゃないか！ｗｗｗ

[psamaterasu]

@soccer42742132

豊胸手術したんじゃね？ｗｗｗ

[soccer42742132]

@psamaterasu

マジッすかｗｗｗ

[rizumutaitatu86]

PADじゃない・・・

[hakira415nakagomi]

うわぁｗ

[John777tino]

OH NO! the Maid chief is singing her stress out!

[pixiefairy10]

@John777tino Yeah, sort of... Ha ha...

[horenngekyou]

俺の嫁は壊れてしまったのかorz

[LUNA9772]

咲夜壊れた…



[Ibanez2000RG]

咲夜さん．．．？

病んでおられるのですか？

[randomgroup]

Sounds like sakuya spiked the tea with something.

[masoushoujyo]

咲夜

[Culexz0]

"Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!

Sukaarettsu Banzai!"

[HajimeNabe]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[mrxai658]

Im thinking its code yellow

[theorochi1]

What is the song called?

[C6BD]

@theorochi1 "Such adorable Scarlets can't possibly be my mistresses"

[MelbShaw]

banzai!

[unknown0914123]

Perhaps.Sexy Voice?

[pikmin00]

@unknown0914123 No. This is the VOICE of a Desperate STALKER with KNIVES, a maid outfit, PADS (WAIT! HOLD THE KNIFING OFF FOR A MOMENT!!! Let me just finish speaking, PLEASE? *bowing* Arigato Sakuya-sama.), and 2 moé vampire mistresses. (I am ready for my punishment.)

*KNIFED*

[pixair]

@pikmin00 Christ... disaster area comment. Are you 10?

[sethydeathy]

if I every died from a nose bleed, today would be the day

[msticstar123]

the story is remi and flan mad sakuya go lolicon

[TheOsusume]

おぜうさま何とかしてやってくださいｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[xrockmanxzerox]

DDDD: MOOOM

[SUETUMU]

( ﾟДﾟ)＜おぜうさまぁぁぁぁぁ！

[hetalia1230russia]

こういう咲夜好きｗｗ

[Sketchya0]

She's singing about Flandre..

[singo001]

！？パッドじゃないだと！？････ﾋﾟﾁｭｰﾝ

[Amarithebat]

wow she freaked OUT

[fgd49]

ok im started lisining to this music by accident and im starting to become a fan but can anybody explane to me what the puck is goin on

[DDRDDRMASTER]

@fgd49 sakuya is horn dawg 4 flandre.

[CrystalChristy7]

Her voice sounds like Shinku's ...a bit.

[Houndnwolf]

I got scared when she started talking like a demon...

[nodoame1234]

咲夜はきっと働き過ぎて

疲れてるんだよな？　そうだよな？

まさかこれは・・・

おいっ　なにをするやめっ　アッ━━━！

[MAKYAO]

見方によってはレミリアの肘が胸に見えないことも・・・

[ShadowRocksMySocks]

They have the lyrics up on touhou wiki, copy the Japanese name and search it there.

[DemiiDemon]

@ShadowRocksMySocks, Damnit, I put the lyrics up there and somebody replaced them with crappy engrish ones. Q_Q

[PopMusicKiller]

Who drew this, Carnelian?

[NIGHT0977]

まさかのキャラ崩壊って・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・­・・・・

[GreenVirus76]

The most passionate song from IOSYS? I absolutely love Sakuya's broken voice.

I listened closely to her words, and... simply amazing...

[jorel658]

sweet

[commode7x]

Sakuya is scary when she sees cute girls

[Delcatty99]

I checked out the lyrics..and...nothing else i got to say ._.

[boy5freak]

TAKE OFF THE SHIRT

[morikenish]

歌ってる人が危ないし・・・咲夜さんのイメージが・・・

[Healzer]

Love it.

[seraminiz]

スカーレッツ最高！

咲夜も最高！！！

[ClRNO]

sakuya! needs moar pads

[moitou1]

ニコニコ大百科がこの曲を聴くきっかけとなったんだが・・・・・­「満場一致でお前が危ない」というのはあながち間違いでもなかっ­たんだなｗｗ

[raranoa]

咲夜は･･･ご乱心のようです

[Maxxilos]

They...weren't pads?

....I've been living in a lie all this time ._.

[UrukaneKitsune]

@Maxxilos They could be implants...

[JinTakumi1]

Maybe we shouldn't mention anything, after all, I don't know about you, but I don't want to be*knifed*GAHHHH..."and he was never seen again"

[littleazurill]

@UrukaneKitsune

So true!XD

[nackedsnakeX]

the pad is a lie !!!!! i knew it !!!!!!!

[sasakiakatsuchi]

I guess she does have her ways...

[DemiiDemon]

The screaming made it awesome. XD

[theorochi1]

whats the song called its awesome?!!

[Bahamut2218]

At least the English title translates into something like "Such adorable Scarlets can't possibly be my Mistresses". The original os ofc こんなにかわいいスカーレッツが私のお嬢様なはずがない

[che0kd]

カリスマブレイクならぬ瀟洒ブレイク

[Novad]

This song...feels...a bit perverted~

I like it~

[GreenVirus76]

I told you they weren't PADS!!!

But NOOOO, you didn't listen! Now who's wrong?

[Squeezelz]

@GreenVirus76

This looks shopped Oo

[rinlover1]

@GreenVirus76 then those are new implants xD *knifed*

[Martinntoxx]

@rinlover1 Oh,I see what you did there-*knifed*

[Hiddenmistdash]

@GreenVirus76 Wanna go knife them together? >3

[L0andM011]

@GreenVirus76 Yep, she switched from pads to plastic surgery.

[Melylareputamadre]

@L0andM011 you get double knifed for that >:C

[leksuli]

@L0andM011 a good choice.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go put on my knife proof armor and lock myself in a titanium vault with 2 feet thick walls below the sea surface and continue listening to this from there

[leksuli]

@leksuli I-It's n-not like I wanted a t-top c-comment... baka!

[OrangeGeomancer]

@GreenVirus76 Yeah there implants HAHA *dodges Knife*

[thelostintheocean]

乙女心のロックですな

[seito25802000]

瀟洒ｗｗ

[Bahamut2218]

Oi, here it is!

[devilozo]

i'm confused...

[HelplessVictim]

They're real...

And they're spectacular.

[namayatuhasi911]

すごい中毒性のある曲ｗｗｗ

ついつい聞いてしまうｗｗｗｗ

[Yu7wsurf]

お前が危ない！！

[glayzoneblue]

咲夜さん、落ち着いて下さいｗ

[uyiiitgp10]

こりゃ危険だ・・・おぜうさまとフラン逃げたほうがいいぞー。

[Azaxeru]

おぜうさま逃げて！！！

妹様も！！！！

[911sushi]

hey i just noticed sakuya has dog ears look at her headband and analyze closely

[Novad]

Huh. She does. I couldn't see them before, and now I can't unsee them ^^;

[911sushi]

i wish it had subs

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

I think I see... could it be?... YES! IT IS! ITS A PA- *knifed*

[Petterwass]

Seems Sakuya's weak against moeblobs.

[HentaiOniisama]

Sakuya finally showing her perverted side :D

[Bronzecop]

Is it just me or is this song is funny as hell? XD

[911sushi]

LOL! this song does sound funny as hell but mabe its the screaming

[NakanoHitori]

This needs a video.

[fuzieda2000]

警察の番号って何番でしたっけ?

ﾂｰﾎｰしないと(笑)

[ShadowRocksMySocks]

LYRICS PLZ!!

[Kiraturambar]

Kore wa abunai~~

[beefslasher]

such adorable scarlet's cannot be my mistresses.. yes they can be sakuya -.-

[DDRDDRMASTER]

pshhh sayukya is everyones bitch.

[beefslasher]

Definatly but shes still my second fav character

[AlexiaAmaryllis]

she's missing an arm?

[Lost77]

Look harder. They Both have 2 arms.

[amemberofmarisasukii]

今後はこれの入ってるＣＤからカラオケで配信されていくのだろう­か

[sempreappassionato]

ダメイド長の誕生ですね、分かります。

[Bronzecop]

Song had me ROTF the whole time.

[KrazyCatQueen]

Oh god yes<3

This is AWESOME<3

[DDRDDRMASTER]

! ! ! <3 ! ! !