How to Entertain Children While Traveling

[magechester]

Just out lots of sleeping pills in their drink and i assure u that they will keep quiet for the whole journey

[yellowpotondesk]

my husband wanted to install dvd players in the back of the front seats but i said we didnt need them but he went behind my back and did it anyway.

i got him back though, i filmed a 3 hour long movie of the back of my head

[PingByter]

Give teenagers 5minutes, a bottle of lotion and a Laptop

[justmeabm]

i bring my iphone ... it has everything in it + ments and chewing gum....

[pfilippi4868]

Have u notice that the mom was looking at the left kid alot and the camera was looking at the right kid alot?

Werid

[drawingdude267]

I just listen to music whenever I go out.

[09ilovechocolate]

or balls LOL

[azzaz691]

im atist im not getting jusus books

[hellogirl567]

@azzaz691 stfu and respect everyone else that are christian

[azzaz691]

@hellogirl567 i do but you dont respect my thoughts so your christan

[thetweeterman2871]

@azzaz691 duck you sorry cant cuss

[azzaz691]

@thetweeterman2871 im stateing my religon if you cant just keep your mouth shut about others reglion then you have alot of growing up to do buddy suck my balls

[TheToploaderwasher]

Why would I buy toys from the dollar store? THEY CONTAIN LEAD! -.-

[azzaz691]

if you lok at the dad he looks unhappy i wonder why....

[BunnyFunny2000]

Hmm Wonder How U Can Jump Rope In A Car ^_^

[wwilliamsjr]

@BunnyFunny2000 No she means In the park

[BunnyFunny2000]

@wwilliamsjr I KNow lol im just havin a luagh lol

[supermario5029]

Step 1:Give them an Iphone

[randomandpointless]

"take breaks" oh lemme just go ask the pilot to pull over so my child can go run.

[HedgiesnPlumbersohmy]

Step 1:Give child a DS.

[gamer00341]

or you can take them 2 seaworld

[eteely]

balls

[SuperGamerNinja]

On a car: Let them drive

On a boat: Let them play with the fishies

On a train: Let them drive the train

On a plane: Let them fly the plane.

[legofreak1109]

when i fly, ALWAYS watch out the window, when i'm bored,

[jakeneedsthings]

How to Entertain Children While Traveling:

Bring Porno.

[FlyingFoxWithGun]

what we do is just give the kids a ds and psp and that shuts them up for 8 hours

[BubbleGumBubbleGirl]

Thumbs up if you really don't need to know this and you don't even have kids... -_-

[idunnoproductionzz]

Yeah, Im not going to fucking stop every two hours so my kids can play. If he is "bored" he can stfu.

[idunnoproductionzz]

@1:43 Religious kids books hahahaahha

[headcrap1997]

OR

step.1 slap those bitches until their quiet

step.2 enjoy of the ride and calmness

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

LSD

[ihatenumbers987]

Most of this stuff would've made me carsick as a kid......

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

what if ur toddler is siting in the front seat? imd dead serious about this ?

[TheTaha6123]

step1.tie them up to the back seat.

step2.slap them if they move

[KortneysAccount]

Step 1. Bring your Ipod.

Step 2. Bring Pokemon Black.

Now your set.

[TheSmexiiNinja]

I thought balls were for indoor and outdoor use.....

[TheSmexiiNinja]

I tought balls were for indoors and outdoors......

[aspie1966]

there's too many steps

[juggalettetillidie1]

ok if kids who are older then 11 and dont no how to entertain themself they need help

[spongebob1227]

if you have an mp3 player that plays videos, its an mp4 player...

[machielste1]

lol at the god books , brainwash FTW !

[katiekat1239]

awwwwwwww :)

[lovegirl12245]

(5 minutes into the trip on the highway)

"r we there yet!?"

"ya we r! ok lets get out of the car."

"srry i dont feel ike dying on the highway."

always keep ur dad w/ u at all times to make stupid jokes

[monkey28769]

Here's a easy step:

DON'T HAVE KIDS

[djcountry1985]

step 1: pack bomb into kids backpack

step 2: go to airport

step 3: get on airplane

step 4: blow it up

step 5: crash

[capps4242]

HELLO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME TURN ON YOU CNN NEWSTATION AND WATCH OBAMAS SPEACH. US OFFICIALS HAVE FOUND OSAMA BIN LADENS BODY FROM AN AIRSTRIKE. NOW!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND DO WHAT I SAY. HISTORY HAPPENNING NOW

[TheRonkmonk]

"to keep ur lil backseat drivers occupied until u really are there yet" rofl.

[turtoise87]

i have balls in my penis

[silvercoinvsgold]

Why is it that on this video there is no 3:00 and on every other video on youtube?

[silvercoinvsgold]

the park from 2:17-2:27 i know that park

[silvercoinvsgold]

I know where that park is :)

[lolkayla100]

WHAT 4 YEAR OLD HAS A DS!!!!!!!!!

[eternalreviewer]

@lolkayla100 a happy one i got a gameboy when i was 3

[nycpd75]

how about just yelling to the children SHUT THE FUCK UP , it worked for me when i was young

[MajinYoshi01]

I don't need children?

[SuperComputerdork]

What you need:

iPad

Step 1: Turn on the iPad

Step 2: Electrocute the kids...or...let them use it.

[TheOceanspray99]

2:01 that kid's like "mommy what are you doing?"

[ehsanraza58]

you forgot porn

[popwinner]

what about when you set off about 3 in the morning?

[tannalv]

1:42 "I can be happy in Jesus", "God cares for me"

Ah! That's the secret! Bore the children to sleep through the whole trip!

[Apocalipse631]

Outdoor toys like BAWLS!!!

[xoxhiddenleafsxox]

Those little kids are sooooo cute! :3

[wiiwillrockyou1]

... and for the teenagers, when at a rest-stop, give them lotion, and a computer.

[azzaz691]

@wiiwillrockyou1 i dont need a stop ill do it in the back

[reyshakquit]

@wiiwillrockyou1 FAP TIME YAY!!!

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

@wiiwillrockyou1 ewww.... I see what you did there!

[XxFadedxEmeraldxX]

Those kids are so cute. : )

[twizy123]

step 5, if they still dont shut up then smack the shit out of them

[SGTkiitty]

i masterbate its fun shoot out the window

[samyomen123]

@SGTkiitty Same.

[SGTkiitty]

@samyomen123 lol

[riddick0846]

when i was a kid, we played the quiet game

[smoke10108]

You will need: A laptop , dvd player, cell phones, PSP game, and ipods

Step 1: Give them that and tell them to shut up

[sp0xerz]

Get them a rubik cube/ gameboy /laptop .... Your done ...

[tingmor]

when i traveled when i was little my mom would bring dvd's or vhs moives with out a movie player so i would just look at the case and play the movie in my head

[lilb9113000]

@tingmor 4 real or u jokin?

[tingmor]

@lilb9113000 For real.

[lilb9113000]

@tingmor damn, how many times do u hav 2 watch the movie to play it in ur head?

[tingmor]

@lilb9113000 about 200000000000000000 times

[lilb9113000]

@tingmor damn. must been hard watching it over and over again

[Beatles4eva3]

my version for 13-17 year olds:

you will need:

carry-all = a cute bag (girls) a backpack (guys)

toys= ipod, ipad, iphone, itouch, cellphone

new books= Twlight/Harry Potter/How to Kill a Mocking Bird/Jane austin (whatever!)

CD's= Ke$ha, Avril Lavigne, Lady GaGa, Justin Bieber (what ever)

books on tape= which ever one you take

[Ladygagafan752]

@Beatles4eva3 i agree with lady gaga!!!

[HarryPotter4life0786]

@Beatles4eva3 Girls can use a backpack, too!

[Beatles4eva3]

@HarryPotter4life0786 i know they can but that depends on which is more comfortable for them, in my case: a backpack, but for my sister: a stylish Mary Poppins bag. BTW, nice username! looks like im not the only hard-core fan for Harry Potter! :D

[MegaMaster456]

just get an iPhone, iPod touch or iPad.

[airnza380]

i'd just use the screen on the back of the seat infront of me

[MrSkinnyBill]

oh god... theres nothing worse than 3 year olds trying to sing along.

[xxthegodfather93xx]

lollipops aren't safe for a car journey, how thick can you get, if you go over a speed bump, the lollipop will most probably go down the kids throat causing them to choke

hahaha they must be really dumb to not know this

[nancy1pants]

i just sleep or play on my i pod

[princedarkus1]

i just go on my parents phone and watch howcast videos :)

[GreeceOTOT]

this kids are asians, buy them a calculater, or a book on the history on quantum physics and they should be entertained, because all asian kids are smart.

[princedarkus1]

@GreeceOTOT thanks man :)

[creamywasabi]

@GreeceOTOT do u no y asians r smart? it's either we hav studied in china. ALL schools in Asia is a lot harder than english schools, we have a LOT of pressure. Or our parents are asian and are used to pressure so they make their kids the same way. we're not born smart, that was just a stereotype. If our parent's didn't study in Asia we would be the same as americans :)

[Koolkid736]

@creamywasabi Epic grammar fail.

[manta965]

@Koolkid736 its all that hard studding he did lol

[1337NoFear1337]

explore your body parts.

[VIPBaller]

Just play yellow car, Whoever sees a yellow car first gets to punch the other player :D

[TheGodlyAsian]

@VIPBaller NANNER SAFETY!!!!

[timrundkvist]

@VIPBaller yeah good fun allso try with yellow vans buss stuff like that.....oh

and if you are sitting next to nico (from gta iv) then take your seatbelt on fast!

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

i just give him porn and tell him to leave me alone

[noobslaer117]

who wants books

[scherff1960]

As a grandmother who travels with her grandkids, I really like the idea of planning ahead with LOTS of options for when the kids get bored--also it's very important to take breaks every couple of hours!

[theclate]

OR TELL EM SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE WHEN WE STOP THIS CAR IMMA FUCK U UP

[noobslaer117]

@theclate loz

[19629924]

@theclate i will contact youtube because of yours!!!!

[brutaka359]

Or just wait 4 them 2 fall a sleep >_>

[Toastmeal]

It;s eye spy dumbass. not I see.

[greenorange75]

Blue one *PUNCH!!!!*

[computerzrul1997]

Can anyone make out what the movie on the MP3 player at 1:35 is?

[xxMeltyBliss]

@computerzrul1997 sort of looks like horton hears a who.

[crowner123456789]

Damm, at the start of the vid that kid knew how to colour

[grandcracker1212]

Give them some porn and some lube, as well as plenty of room in the back; if you can, bring some hoes for your toddler also.

[MrPokefan98]

step 1 get a hammer step 2 befor you go knock them unconchis step 3 carry them to car and buckel there seatbealts step 4 if yua children wake up follow step 2

[MrComedyKillers]

thats why the world has to have an portable x-box

[pandykc]

Why not just bring a sleeping pill! lolz

[ShootForFun824]

lol its not that hard... bring along an itouch... solves all your entertain problems.

[Itismymainaccount]

Reading in the car makes me dizzy. :P

[flambenbombay]

I drive 14 hours to see my relatives about 3-5 times a year...and BOY do i get bored...maybe it comes with only taking two books(or buying one when im there), my ipod, dsi, and a thing called being able to nap...lol...I ALWAYS ask when were gonna stop at my next favorite restuarnt(stupid things havent opened in my town yet) and when we're gonna get there...grr....stupid driving!!!!!!!!

[Airking11]

give them a ds with grand theft auto chinatown wars! DONE

[RaveEdge]

Man, I always have problems with road trips because I get motion sickness if I try to play any handheld games or read. Luckily, I can just listen to my iPod for most of the trip, and I usually last it out.

[bgurl1210]

Those kids are so cute.

[MonkeyOctober]

lol Noah's Ark

[maddiroxx1998]

good if ur 2. now make it for 10+

[JonnyPortalz]

yeah now make one for oldler kids 13 - 17.

[victorjara767]

if ur kids are 13-17 and they can not entertain themselves you have a bigger problem...

[Reaper16a]

@JonnyPortalz punch em in the face and tell them to stfu they'll get the message

[sociopathpsych]

@JonnyPortalz ipod with metallica and ac/dc discography.

[kabuto1005443]

@JonnyPortalz Iphone ;)

[yihanglee]

@JonnyPortalz simple,handphone games,psp,nintendo ds and dvd player

[XxFadedxEmeraldxX]

@JonnyPortalz

Just give 'em a Nintendo DS and a few games (( each )). Heck, it always keeps ME occupied.

[ggmdark]

@JonnyPortalz That's really easy... buy an NDS or PSP!

[djvilandas]

@JonnyPortalz Give them a PSP or NintendoDSi 

[strawbewii]

handy manny haha.

[z9n58us]

haha. i always ask "are we there yet"

[talleyfr]

well im 13 i watched to help myself when i get bored.

[dxkingxd]

lmao same here

[Arnarht]

@talleyfr Me too

[Matilducka]

@talleyfr me too

[CaRoLiNaLOVESKITTLES]

@talleyfr Me too

[timelordthetrain]

Damn, I wish roadtrips were that fun when I was 2!

[lazyboyalex12]

how about if your travaling by boat

[pilotoatomico]

jeeezuz this kids got everything lol. When I was small I use to make 4 hour trips every weekend, and I had to entertain with an Abba cassette 0.O

[ownagedawggy]

give a kid a gps ands/he will DEESTRROOOY IT!

[lolandpeace987]

lol i have the same table and chairs!!!

[t1268]

Shit those kids have a huge castle thing! I'm so jealous lol

[sfshrimp]

2:46 car rape!

[EmmyGurl523]

Oh gosh I remember being a kid and bringing all that stuff. I used to get car sick so bad because I was always looking down and coloring.

[eduakin33406]

chips are junk food and they are bad

[EHH246]

I will keep this in mind.

[runescrule]

My Child is 9 Year Old! Should i Bring A PSP or DS or something? he wont listen to some bab music and read books..

[sfshrimp]

runescrule, you have a child and you play runescape? plus you play psp and stuff? thats what your videos are....you liar!

[runescrule]

look at zezima hes an adult and psp isnt for all the chioldren its for adults too

[sfshrimp]

zezima is an adualt with no life that plays runescape all day...im not talking about people with NO life.....

[CrAZeDsoLdDieR]

If he's old enough to be occupied by it then use.

[discodig]

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

[cantdenyit718]

fuck those cd's if my baby dont like my music he can fucking walk

[Ozzy0sbourne]

XD.

[animeultrafan]

I agree as well. :)

[lawlnova]

Cheers to that lmfao

[KingSamLopez]

if she was not a friend of paramore i wud copy this on all my vids

[Ozzy0sbourne]

thank you howcast, you have now inspired me to use a condom.

[Lionshearth223]

0_0

[FlamingArrows1000]

OMG ACTUAL PEOPLE WATCH THIS!

O O L O

[xXxGreyRainbowsxXx]

Uh, yeah.. PARENTS do.

[XxHorseluver29xX]

(Reply to xXxGreyRainbowsxXx)

And kids that are desperate enough to look at other kids that have better life and compare them to how miserable childhood themselves have had...... Maybe thats just me..

[Tombraider1997]

I think my little sister is about those kids age,and wen i give them a coloring book or any of those items, she want stuff for older people like an iPHONE OR PHONE GAMES OR psp