Knife or Banana!? (Tosh.0)

[alienboyguitar]

now this is a dubstep shit!  O_o

[djbeats2000]

knife inside a banana great things for spys u know

[TheTylerboyles]

banana



[TheRicosity1000]

Knife or Banana? XD

[TheCollinBridges]

90 people choose dick

[jazminloveschu]

knife :D because you can stab the banana

[SassyNinjaWolf]

knifeeeeeeeee!

[xGangstaKittyx]

Can somebody make me a replay button... mine burst in flames somhow

[itherapies2]

Banana can cut a knife in half.I choose banana.

[RSCriticalChinchilla]

I choose green screen.



[nyanbubbles]

thought the knife was a penis

[Lpslover400]

I choose banana

[XMINECRAFTMINER5X]

banana because it can be a gun

[momo2441108]

@XMINECRAFTMINER5X AND A TELEPHONE :D

[666midnightwolf]

i choose knife in banana

[kehonan]

WHY CANT I STOP LISITING!!!!

[DCgirl654]

BANANANANANANANANA D;

[BlackDeath17123]

where do you get these costumes?

[SuperMisty15]

Bananna

[henftw]

Banana. Vote here

[zer0frk]

WHAAAT?!

[dukeyxxyz]

is there anyway to loop?

[BlackDeath17123]

@dukeyxxyz watch?v=0N8ipm1-Je0

[dukeyxxyz]

@BlackDeath17123 you are officially my hero

[leibmanman]

imma banana that knife or banana

[SmokinUrb18]

slow mo version please

[Tapatio2ful]

Haha I just watched tht on meh tv :P

[wyattpotts]

@Tapatio2ful ditto hahahah

[notsorryamsane]

banana that knife

[onecrazyfucker]

I pick knife

[Bostonchick0729]

BANANA ALL THA WAY BABY!!!! ;)

[TheGrizz54]

Wow

[blackstar704]

Knife or banana

[CoOkEd420]

LMAO best fucking song ever!



[ClassicsRockHard]

I just saw this on Tosh.0 :D You go Greg!!!!

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Okay, people need to stop fucking comparing Onision to ShaneDawsonTV, there's no way they look alike.

[luisiuma]

tosh.o help u get more view u should say thank you

[gracia95]

either way ur getting stabbed lol

[MadCowTCease]

This is surprisingly hard to masturbate to.

[EpicTweety]

WTF??????

[oucha12356]

i saw this episode and it was the best tosh.0 because onision was in it :D

[eminemssxe]

thumb up if you want me to ask what software he uses

what software onison (Greg)

[xxepicfails101xx]

I Love tosh For Putting This On The Show.

[AngelKytara]

This is what got me hooked on Tosh2.0

[espada9]

Best song EVER!



[MrJVasquez69]

onision on tosh.o (again)... awsome ;D

[truman0725]

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[littlenative13]

Lmao.!

[SNIPERSILVAS]

knife or banana!!!!! like u agree

[TheDrew109]

First thing tosh .0

Second i saw this about 25 times not relizing ots onision and i just saw it on tv and im like ta hell is that onision

[Horse1998Crazy]

I hate my friend who sings this on a daily dasis... Uhg!! Knife or banana? Knife or banana? Which would you choose? Both!!! Stab compiter with knife then make sure its dead with the banana... Or a snack... Get hungry after a killing... -:D

[gratiotcert]

Funniest clip on youtube...

[daydreamer993]

i choseb a banana inside a knoife?

[3319cam]

This fricken hilarious..but all so gay

[closertous]

Not funny. You're just milking the Banana bit. It's over dude. Let it go.

[whatjusthappendSNAKE]

0:14 ... it just explains it's self

[lololrofl50]

i choose tomato

[crook7413]

he's not funny and he doesn't even look like shane dawson at all

[beautifulscars2284]

Its spelled pedophile

[MegaSuperfly21]

hes a petafile

[MrJakeandfriends]

banana



[kevster778]

This looks good on a resume 

[TalkinPanda]

"which will you choose?"

Isn't it obvious? Banana.

I mean if there was some murdered behind you, wouldn't you use the banana peal to make him fall? Genius, or what?

[AmongTheDispersed]

And I choose the knife, of course. :)

[AmongTheDispersed]

This fucking song is stuck in my head!

xD

[webkinzmjlover]

i vote ............... bannana cut knife with banana power

[lovepie223]

knife



[TheSTFUfilms]

Keep pressing 4 for epic thunderclaping

[gratiotcert]

Could totally see Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall doing this bit.

[PrincessDaisy101100]

Can I have the banana costume?

[KalMi44aKt]

I want to be a banana... :3

[CharloteRose]

Did he seriously just parody his own vid?

[blackops123ification]

@CharloteRose no tosh.o did

[XxOfficalC2xX]

I choose both :3

[AwesomeMissileShot12]

Banana

[LetsNotShootThem]

Banana

[WanderingRurouni92]

this motherfucker is ugly.

[ronmann606]

I used to be a banana, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[EpicDiana00]

this is disturbing....

[jrod1195]

Wait until his kid sees this.

[Legonro]

@ScrewUsername101

There's more than one? Great, the hit---I-I mean... wish list... just got that much longer.

[JulietsShadow]

I choose Pie xD

[MrTubeWizard]

82 people choose the Knife.

[lex6blue]

If im gunna kill someone....im def. gunna choose a banana. sense common.

[Grandtemplar1191]

Can I borrow money from you? 

[ScrewUsername121]

It's Shane Dawson's father...

[MrCoaldust2468]

@ScrewUsername121 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U JUST MADE MY DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYY I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[budogden]

WTF?! ROTFLMFAO!!!

[itsKevinRawr]

That looks more like a spoon LOL

[DreeySixx]

BANANA ;D

[xItsLise]

r u family of Shane Dawson?

u kinda look like him.. (my opinion)

[trix1567]

@xItsLise I think it is Shane when he was younger

[TheMollyandDanShow]

@xItsLise The whole time the video was playing, thats what I thought

[frujka123]

BANANA!



[coolbros619]

Knife or Banana mmm... both!

[Froggies224]

The end of the banana is all... Floppy.. hehe.. that's what she said :3 <-- Innocent smile

[Shootingstars1120]

Is that shanedawson

[sonicsteve01]

I choose mudkip

[MrHellcatos]

Hey,Hey banana

Knife

[KaloAngelTV]

I like your ball sack.

[MrDIRTYWATER617]

DIE IN A FIRE

[EpicLettuceQ]

Banana.

[Huskie159]

BANANA!!!!

[bmx4life495]

i think half of these views are from me...

[freakshowwholuvsMCR]

to think it was the banana song that got me to watch onision in the first place......

[21stCenturyLetters]

bananna\



[Leonisa1000]

Banana !!!!

Hell yeah

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Banana :3

[TheForest900]

knife

we choose you woop

[geitenkaasje1]

this is the result of a lack of atention XD

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

76 people choosed the bananna

[cocoloco330]

knife



[animelover2615]

( breathing hard) STOP YELLING AT ME I NEED TO CHOOSE THE DAMN KNIFE

OF FUDGEN BANANA....... I CHOOSE GREG :D LOL

[TheGreenday1999]

BANANA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! ;D

[TheMissFiefie]

BANANA!

[BestGameTapes]

Like if you choose BANANA! xD

[DrInvisibo]

Onision is the my jesus and my god and his videos are my bibles

[jessetz]

Next: A 10 hour version!

[TheAmimies]

@jessetz make one XD

[MrChaoz72]

the question is up to u to answer?

please answer truthfully...

0:00 - 0:44

[TheMegurl]

NNNAAA!!!

[MegInf2011]

0:28 NYEH!!! >;o

[jason11298]

i♥onision O_O

[youngbxtch]

knife lol cuz yuh cant really kill any1 wit a banana

[LinnyIrish1311]

Am I allowed to choose both?

[TaylorPaige27]

Knife.. so that I can chop up that banana and put it in my Cheerios. js(:

[2lahehne]

where the hell do u get all these random costumes? XDD

[SammieSpeaks]

SEEN THIS ON TV

[overkill1994]

Onision!!

[NutJob421]

It's funny how I predicted how the song would start. LOL I was amazed. XD

[Shanedawsonluvr11493]

BANANANANANANANA

[xJackScrat]

Hahahaha at the end I loled soo hard!

[LolanaXXL]

I chose Knife... :))

[MissBouncyBall]

How weird would it be if someone got stabbed by a banana and started bleeding...RANDOM 0.0

[tw1stedKilla]

@MissBouncyBall it happend... on tosh.0! IDEA STEALER!

[MissBouncyBall]

@tw1stedKilla Yeah, I figured that out just after I typed in the comment. Oh well. -.-

[thefatman469]

Pikachu! i choose u!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhatTheFuck235]

Knife cut banaaana , knife cut banaaana , knife cut banaaana ... WHICH WILL U CHOSE ? KNIFEY POWER KNIFEY POWER KNIFEY POWER .. (WHICH WILL U CHOSE ?(punch , punch) YA YA xD

[Skullwannabe]

Knife... so I can kill that evil monkey in my closet... But he chose the banana... IT IS WAR >:O

[3thekatrin]

I choose the Banana :D

[thewackermack123]

i choose POONTAH!!!!!!

[BrUhNiGGs]

Actually i would choose knife and stab Rebecca Black because this song is better

[Emoxxxpuppylovexxx]

Vote up, banana, vote down knife :DDD xD

[Kriskazam]

The banana, it'll feel less painful in my asshole compared to the knife

[sonic9481]

that eipasode is the banana and the person dies either way

[BagleMiner]

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE? :D

[Deadkyd]

KNIFERBANNA!!!!! *gets stabbed by a banna holding a knife*

[baconrocks1000]

im being a banana for HalloweenXD

[XxXDeathcoreEmoXxX]

XD which will you choose? WHHHAT!!?!

[popcorn5567]

BANANA!

[awesomekiller123]

he looks like shane dawson

[iLikeToSnipeAlot]

@awesomekiller123 I thought the exact same thing.

[matttrevproductions]

IF YOU HAVENT JOIN ONISION"S ARMY!!!!!!! RECRUITING!!!!

[Lane1skate]

i would pick knife to rob the bannana and leave him with the peel

[MCRExtremeFan8D]

I choose knife! So I can kill Justin Beiber! YA!!!

[Hyperen1]

The song: "im a banana" is so mutch beter!!! :$

[YOUROCK80S]

knives scares the shit out of me ..and me no like Banana at all eww ! really

[Hyperen1]

Banana lovee <'33

[1AiRHeAd3]

god he looks like shane dawson

[beaniemae]

i annoyed my mom with this song ALL day. and i am gonna be a bannana for halloween.

[The1337Star]

@beaniemae I see you have chosen.

[lonelygirltwyman]

BANNA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlueShadow0098]

XD

[ginamm100]

I can't share thid

[FunForFunProductions]

Lol

[049Chris]

0:37

Game face.

[royvtine]

67 people chose spoons!

[Hopdiddi]

banana

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

I saw the season 3 tosh.0 ep with you in it. As soon as I saw it, I recorded it :D

[sangosharaikotsu]

this reminds me of a very important song

sitten on the toilet

sitten on the toilet

sitten on the toilet

flush

[psthreekicksa]

@sangosharaikotsu LOL IT'S IN THE SIDE VIDEOS!!!

[sangosharaikotsu]

@psthreekicksa oh... i didnt see that

[drake108100]

I got this song stuck in my head