Chad Vader : Day Shift Manager - Vampire Market (HD)

[DarthRushy]

THIS IS COMPLETELY CRAZY!!!! And really fun.

[xtester711]

4:00 the 3 foot alarm beeps once every second and it beeped 6 times 

[Jorrun]

Weird Jimmy would make a great vampire

[stamp748]

Oh good thinking, bro-janlges.

[olddrunkbastard]

Advertising works! I saw Jarritos on Chad Vader and it inspired me to go out and buy it cuz my hero Chad did.

[StickYproductionzz]

thumbs up if chad is better than darth vader

[TheGuyCodeName720]

That's not a vampire...it's just an emo guy who play too much video games

[Repent3nce]

@TheGuyCodeName720 A real vampire doesn't sparkle in the sun, like he does and that one dude does. What happened to real vampires? :/ Like Dracula and like Castle Vania Vampires,

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

dont skip out on blade, bitch

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz did you just insult me for no reason what so ever?

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Ay buddy calm the fuck down =]

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz Just making sure I didn't tear into you for no reason, I guess you're just one those people who speak vulgarly. xD

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Aww don't cry, there obviously wasn't a reason to.

If you have a problem with my type of language, why are you on these videos?

People use swear words in the form of slag to enhance their sentences with out intentionally meaning the cursed word. This is not a formal area.

An by that I have no doubt you yourself have said 'fuck' randomly during a sentence, making you a hypocrite.

So as I said before, calm le fuck down. =]

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz lol You funny. 'm not upset, I'm not a hypocrite because I never said I don't swear... really you should read more carefully, These videos are not overly vulgar (i.e. saying a swear every other word.) You're right this is NOT a formal area, but that does NOT stop me from treating OTHERS with RESPECT. I talk the way I talk, and you talk the way you talk, so as I said before I was making sure you weren't insulting me. Please take a pin a deflate you massive ego. Thank you very much.

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Do you understand what a hypocrite is? =/Basicly one is to tell another not to do something, when they do it themselves.

>In my previous comment I ASSUMED you use them.

You're judging me of swearing and basic insults, and quote you just stated 'I never said I don't swear'..read more carefully

BTW Bitch is a childish insult, getting upset over that, come on.

Respect? You missed out on the best vampire ever created, you get none.

-Please deflate your anger. Thank you very much.

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz looool i love it how you still think i'm angry. blade suck imho. i never told you not to swear...gosh people can be so ignorant. if i was anger this conversation woulda stopped along time ago, i don't get upset over people i'll never meet. gg kiddo.

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

You didn't tell me not to, you JUDGED me, can you not read?

I'll say it again a little more clearer, you've judged me on swearing, yet you do it yourself. Thus a hypocrite.

People that feel anger wouldn't stop commenting, they'd continue.

I don't think you're angry, I know it.

You don't get upset with people you don't know? So now what you're saying is anyone who-example You're in a queue and the person behind you doesn't stop sniffing? Annoyed = Anger ; You = Ignorant ..trolololo

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz I like the part where I've been trolling you the entire time. I keep making you come back post. See how I write really really small posts and you write paragarphs? Yeah I think we know who wasted whose time. ;) GG Kiddo.

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Trolling: Someone who's not asking a serious question. They say dumb things on the internet because it gets them attention and they thrive on it.-answeryahoo

Not only are you a hypocrite but now are an attention seeker?

What I find amusing is the fact directly after I began to sing 'trolo..' you immediately assumed you were trolling me.

Sorry buddy but you've obviously felt like you were losing and suggested (in which you are not) a troll.

and on that note as you say, GG Kiddo=]

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz lol you're delusional. I just point out the obvious. This is been quite fun. You call me an attention seeker? Haha You're one to talk. Not only are you quite possibly the most confused person I've ever spoken with, but the most self absorbed. See if You were "just singing" trolo You CLEARLY have no idea how people on the web use it. :/ I like how you think this is something that has victor. Just a convo. Don't make your self look like a hypocrite by responding to this. xD

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Obviously, Everything I've said has been straight forward with quotes and definitions. Nothing has proved I'm confused, All you seem to do is incorrectly read sentences, let me know how much fun your having, classify yourself as a 'troll' and pointlessly comparing my text characters to yours.

Btw I've defined what a hypocrite is and you've gone and used the term incorrectly.

Nice work =]

I wont be replying any more considering your not good at comprehending.

Good day sweetheart <3

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz Now what am I supposed to do before I go to work, after work, and before I start gaming? That's why I was trying to drag this out. :/ you're not as comprehensive as you think you are. Though I know I've treat you with some respect throughout this because y'know I respect people who have different opinions than I do. If you don't thats cool. Well anyhow if we aren't gunna talk with each other anymore enjoy life amigo(or amiga...dunno). xD

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

I think it might be amigo... ikr what's gunna pump me up for playing halo reach everynight...i loves yewh

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz xD Yeah, gives me something to think about while I mind numbling make shirts for like 8 hours. >< loves yewh too. xD

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce Thats a game? get prototype 2 =D ...gunna be the besssssst

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz I know my friend keeps telling me to play prototype. I'm just like nawwww I'll wait for 2. Hella games I can't wait for. Now making shirts is not a game, its my job. :/

[Spazticuz]

@Repent3nce

Oh woop..I've been on skyrim too long making daedra weapons i assumed you were making shirts in a game XD

sounds as bad as working lottery, with stupid old men =/

Seriously don't skip the first prototype! Playing the second one before the first will destroy everything!!!

[Repent3nce]

@Spazticuz Will get it tomorrow! Thanks for the advice. Yeah its boring sometimes, but I get to make one-of-a-kind shirts that only I posses mwhahaha. xD Keep that daedra crafting ups. xD I enjoyed skyrim when I played.

[Bunnyhop777]

@TheJesterGirl TRUE!!

[Bunnyhop777]

"I always knew you were Mean...and a jerk...and a fat-ass jerk. But I never knew you were...Stupid." ROFLMAO

[supremeobliterator]

Thumbs up if Star Wars is better then Twilight !

[youknowwho543]

pretending to be a vampire from twilight to get women hmmmm...

[Spazticuz]

@youknowwho543 .... twilight women, the most annoying kind.

[youknowwho543]

@Spazticuz more of the ones that just watched the movies instead of read the books

[0428733]

is that guy really hot? he kind of looks like michael jackson

[Shinjita1]

Lmao the cart part

[tequiziman]

It opens outward dumbass.

[VybzKartel927]

So gay lookout

[Loveallasone3]

4:35, the most accurate comment in the whole video. And it was by Darth Chad!

[TheAirlet]

Empire Market is already crazy with its lightsabers, lightning, ghosts, cursed babies, and of course Chad Vader! It doesnt need a vampire stockbot or Clint at all!

[kriswizzle123]

twilight sucks :p

[phantomreaper1010101]

@kriswizzle123 same

[ReyzorF3z]

that akward moment when you actually tried to find empire market. :)

[Mrsweeneytodd11]

Vampire: i will kill you chad

Chad: what are you gonna do? sparkle me to death!

[haze196]

Ugliest Vampire Ever.

[wildcherryblossom]

4:15 LOL!!!!!!

[rossik]

50 people are werewolves (yeah, i know...)

[razz0404]

Looking forward to clints supposed downfall

[MrPotatoSack177]

Is Damian gay for Vader?

[MrPotatoSack177]

sounds exactly like Darth Vader nice job =)

[nietaanspreekbaar]

thumbs up if you want to give 2000 dollars for radioactive beans!

[ArmyVlogger]

You imma get the Dragonballs and wish Weird Jimmy back lol

[DarkShadowOblivion]

Well, if Chad's somewhat cool with a Twilight Vampire, then so am I.

[Studmanafier]

So wait, everyone woman who likes twilight, is a necrophiliac?

Yes

Wait, why did I even ask that, I already knew the answer?

[963predator]

50 people ate radioactive beens

[stamp748]

@963predator One person can't spell beans.

[aleeeeeeexoxo]

@stamp748 maybe just a spelling mistake?think a bit,dude

[Crimsonknight700]

What Actor plays Damian ?

[91ROCKANGEL]

@Crimsonknight700 He is played by Ian Zander, he's the son of Cheap Trick vocalist Robin Zander they look so much alike!



[AdamKoralik]

@Crimsonknight700 Ian Zander.

[Slipknotmusicfan]

Woohoo hot topic

[DarthRushy]

Lol, Ghost Song from Season 1.

[MultiMaxy95]

Why won't Chad use his powers to hold the runaway cart down.

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

Jeremy looks a bit like Matthew Broderick I think.

[HaloAddict394]

Does anyone else notice jarritos popping up everwhere??

[AdamKoralik]

@HaloAddict394 Sponsorship deals have that effect.

[TheNufaDude]

I love how Clint steps back when the alarm goes off xD

[sandfeathwe110]

haha if i was chad id be so creeped out by damian

[Mega090282]

awol

[cooler316619]

LMFAO when chad said that damian "should work at Hot Topic or something."

[smoothskater007]

whats the song called when it shows damian?

[passdeduchie]

is he supossed to be jacob black or edward cullen? oh wow i remembered there last names

[levelerable]

twilight sucks

[navi1007]

what does chad vader do in the store?

[DarthRushy]

@navi1007 He's the Day Shift Manager.

[navi1007]

@DarthRushy yea but what does he do just go around and talk?

[DarthRushy]

@navi1007 No, he operates the store at Day Shift, tells the employees to work properly, makes sure nothing happens bad in the store(which he usually fails at), helps customers, trains Jeremy.

[VampireTurk]

The 'Vampire' looked like Jeffery Star :/

Twilight is Ew

Long live Chad

[rifleman316caliber]

uhh... wtf is wrong with that runaway cart?!? xD

[ShadowScythe12]

thumbs up if you hate starwars but LOVE chad vader

[xxBloodyVocaloid]

Is that vampire gay or something?

[ElvisPresleyFanatic1]

wow bakini lady is hot!!!!!!!

[justinioman]

GameStation music!!!



[gangbang955]

hot that guys funky look in

[Princesscolex]

Lol the shopping cart oh my god

[666789443]

is there a sequel to this?

that shopping cart thing was hilarious!

[AdamKoralik]

@666789443 Its a series.

[LDSMan100]

the shopping cart thing is so stupid. lol

[nathanlurie]

Wheres this store located?

I wanna know if there hiring people.

[macmatt72]

do wa do wa doodle do do doodle

[iceblade05]

thx blamesociety for zooming in on that drink, now i can get it off net ;)

[iceblade05]

thx blamesociety, you've just given me another great american made drink to buy off the net, cause some sites won't cut it nowadays ;)

[cesarillovlog123]

fuck you TWILIGHT, I AM with you MissEdge 102

[cesarillovlog123]

fuck you TWILIGHT

[SugarDaddy1411]

is this david hayters voice from metal gear solid in the beginning?

[VisualKeiCupcake]

...stock boy's hot. x:

XDDD

)) Yes, Twilight is a wretched excuse for a "vampire" book/movie.((

Vampire's don't sparkle...that's drag queens. o u o

[TheJesterGirl]

Pfft Chad is so much hotter than any Sparkly vampire

[INEEDZALL]

@TheJesterGirl Sarah Jessica Parker is fucking Megan Fox compared to said sparkly vampires.

[RichTiger7]

"Hmmm, he seems kind of out of place here. Maybe he should work at Hot Topic instead." .... ROFL

[SmexyNickyNdDani]

damien looks like the spoon killer

[kickflipkb]

@SmexyNickyNdDani Oh my god he does. xD;;

[ahdeath2007]

No don't die Jeremy ur so cute

[PathofSuffer]

the exactly reminds me of south park:

"Or else!" "Or else what?" "Exactly"

[Jen18lol]

omg this episode is awesome! I love the shopping cart part! so funny!!!

[analfist69]

Who would go crazy over a fag vampire and not Vader?!??! its the end of the world,man!

[pticopevac1]

Twilight=gay,Justin Bieber=gay,Girls like J.B. and Twilight,what the fuck is wrong with all of them?!?!?Thumbs up if u agree

[pticopevac1]

Twilight=gay,Justin Bieber=gay,Girls like J.B. and Twilight,what the fuck is wrong with all of them?!?!?

[Vampirekittiz]

I feel great anger-you vamp hatrers obviously didn't read the books

[Gusttafa]

@Vampirekittiz you are obviously 13 year old pussie what is wet from Twilight saga. We hate Twilight, because "vampires"what are there, are not vampires but some kind of fail, sparkling homo creatures...

[Vampirekittiz]

@Gusttafa Actually, im 14. and the only thing i agree about with vamp haters is that the sparkling is gay. other than that, vamps rawk u haterz!!!

[Vampirekittiz]

Ok...twilight is a great romance that has some fantasy action. It just happens to be about vampires. That is why I read them. This guy is just a gay pale dude!

[dcigssuperfan]

The vampire dude is a fagget!

[hwyyhn]

All these ads that have appeared on youtube over the last couple of years suck ass. They make me hate the products that are being advertised.

[crb396776]

Why do I need to sign in to watch this? Just because a girl is wearing a bikini?

[ConorC96]

awesome parody!

:D

:)

[SpikeandSpotTV]

omg a gay vampire O_O

[mikolasa]

Nice collection of organic foods in the Empire Markets.

[MissEdge102]

"Chicks eat that sparkly crap up by the shovelful"

NOT THIS ONE, NEVER THIS ONE.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL TWILIGHT IS GONE FOREVER

WHO'S WITH ME?!?

(Thumbs up if you're a Twi-HATE)

[krookedasfuck]

@MissEdge102 we can eradicate the earth of twilight if we stick together

[MissEdge102]

@krookedasfuck

YES TWI-HATES MUST STICK TOGETHER TO BE VICTORIOUS OVER THE EVIL FORCES OF TWI-HARDS!

AWAY MY SOILDERS.... AWAY

[davidmhensler24]

@MissEdge102 I totally agree. TWILIGHT MUST DIE

[KingofBionicle]

@MissEdge102 this was made back when Twilight was cool...if there's one thing I like about Justin Beiber is that he replaced Twilight as the thoroughly lame fad that 13 year old girls obsess over.

[NotARacistRapist]

@MissEdge102 that's just sad...

[MissEdge102]

@NotARacistRapist

well apparently 55 people disagree with you

[AJK200001]

@MissEdge102 DAMN RIGHT!

[Studmanafier]

@MissEdge102 This brings the total amount of people who hate Twilight, at a wild stab in the dark, to nearly 6.5 billion

[Lieu3C4]

An octopus in this I'll: I fail to grasp the me an' in off t'at.

[Benzilla089]

a dum ugly suit that looks dum

lol

[AduneStormwind]

Wait a minute. 2000 dollar beans?

The fact that it took him forever to figure it out, am I the only one that found that funny?

[itsmekee]

Damien is awesome.............it's just his big eyes...they keep calling my name...=]

[VoidWalkerINC]

@itsmekee

Fun part is, I accualy know him personally. Great guy, good singer, lots of laughs.

Rockford Love Ian

(From Thorn)

(And Halmark says Hey)

[BigJay213123]

Lloyd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha got u didnt  i

i thoughy Jimmy was goin to say "only you can prevent wild fires"

[BigJay213123]

Lloyd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha got u didnt  i

[ShaeBaeful]

fuck you youtube, your ads freeze my computer

[12crazythomas]

I'm going to have to save someone from a shopping cart and give them the same hilarious speech.

[AdmiralBetas]

Viral market? Man, Clint is insidious...

[k1ll2l1ve90]

Man, Jimmy is a truly amazing actor, I'd love to see him on a movie.

[ITStheCALLofDuTy]

GAY VAMPIRE!!

[itafj]

I love Damien!

[Midnight33933]

I miss Clarissa

[gamma830]

''i will fight for you untill your heart stops beating''

and with ''commander wigstrum'' he goes like ''i will fight for you untill my heart stops beating''

[newmanthejewman]

Chad: Lloyd, can I have a word with you?

Lloyd: Ah,sure thing, buddy.

"Chad kicks him in the balls"

hahaha classic

[SilikoNZ]

@newmanthejewman Did this once to my mate.

[newmanthejewman]

@SilikoNZ You, my friend, just made my day.

[SocialistMetalHead]

Is Jeremys after name Wikström sounds swedish

[Joshieee2]

Bikini lady...

[MegaDrainProductions]

man if i was Chad i would choke him with my force powers and put him on top of the store and take his phone so he cant call for help. after 15 minutes he'll be close to dieing because he hasn't had any food so i'd put him out of his misery and electricute him cause electricity is fun to use

[ccast180]

his throat is sticking out on 4.26

[Protector1660]

Yes, Damien is your alie,

[shoopdawoop32]

so the newest employee is a gay transvestite?

[J4131]

that vampire is ugly as fuck

[damnmyusenamewastook]

the vampire with a chad vader boner creeps me the hell out

[14852566]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! THE TWIHARDS HAVE INVADED CHAD VADER!!!! KILL IT CHAD! KILL IT WITH FIRE AND LIGHTSABERS!!!!

[shoopdawoop32]

@14852566 HE CONSUMES BABYS SOULS IN FEAR!

[hellomasterchief]

The vampire dude sounds gay.

[doncorleoneug100]

wats up all whit jarritos??

[Makargo123]

i dont want to buy a god dam droid!!! STUPID ADS!!! OMG!!!!!

[Ozarkeree]

@Makargo123 Are you saying . . . this is not the droid you're not looking for?

[BuffleMuffle]

"Damien! You saved me from that Runaway Shopping Cart!! Good thinking!"

"I Will Protect you chad... Every moment of every day...I'll fight for you until your heart stops beating......."

[BuffleMuffle]

"Please don't feel like this ladies... It's not safe....I'm Dangerous...Please, Grasp that."

LOL BEST FRICKIN LINE SO FAR!

[Bugaloo30]

Grr=eat twlight spoof

[ghosttharian]

Our new stock boy... -_-

[jonathanlewish]

Perhaps he should work at hoptopic instead LOLLLLL

[TaylorDope]

...why the fuck do people watch this?

[solidsnake94321]

@TaylorDope cause its fucking awesome!!

[gunboy77]

@TaylorDope I DON'T KNOW why do i like it

[RandomDod]

Because its funny so go back to bitching about some other video.

[millsyrules26]

@TaylorDope why are you watching this? you big dope!