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  • What a cutie. Pathetic, but definately a cutie pie.

  • i can definitely relate to this.i would sleep late til like noon and 1pm considering that its like u have no where to be exactly its like why get up at the crack of dawn and when ure not employed you just wanna take advantage of the free time u do have

  • i think you could do a video on how to tell you mum or/and dad that you are lesbain/bi/gay

  • Definitely hit up the ProBlogger job board - they even have some vlogging stuff on there occasionally. Good luck! :)

  • Have you considered going into education? I am a retired teacher, and I think you would make a terrific teacher.

  • Your funny!:)

  • I like to think I give a shit. That's just me though

  • Noon? haha.. hmm lets see, 1pm is my latest? Topic...I'm sorry haven't got one =\. I'm a noob here. BUT . .. whatever. lol

  • Yeah ur eyes are totally green/blue. And there's me thinking you get any hotter.... I was mistaken.

  • I wish you where in charge of human resource at jobs I apply at. You should talk about ruling the world :-)

  • I am so with you on the cover letter thing, also I do think the 140 characters is cool. I think that people who want to date you should be required to get you interested first with only 140 character message. I am also unemployed or as I like to call it under worked. Because lets face it its hard work sleeping in till 11 and catching up on my you tubevideos.

  • i hope you can go back to school, but at this point its virtually impossible to get a loan right now.

    i know a female friend of mine that got laid off and she now works at a daycare center wiping baby butts.

  • What about you tell us about an artist you like and who has inspired you ? It could be a visual artist, a musician, a filmaker... as you like. :)

  • Your global! I was sat on a bus in Wales (UK) and a group of school girls were discussing your channel,your glasses and your cats! Just thought you might like to know! Apparently they like the way you say always and forward! Bloody brilliant!

  • NO WAY!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

    HAHAHA - omg! Well now I'm going to have to say always and forward more often...lol! Thank you so much for letting me know, TOTALLY made my year...haha!

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  • I WANT A NEW VLOG! PLEASE

  • haha - gonna film one soon!

  • Yay! I'm in the office -- working on Memorial Day!!! Take pity on me and post a vlog!!

  • haha ok great :)

  • Double masters. Wow you must be like brilliant. I think I can only handle one masters program at a time.

  • No, just crazy...lol

  • dont juge me lol. lol rant rave sounds great rant rave.lol lol feels good to have that manny ppl. omg your fam lol.u go girl

  • You know what might be a little fun? Do a mock interview video!

    Have like a friend come up with some interview questions for your dream job, and then have the friend interview on camera with their questions. (Don't let your friend show you the questions until you make the video! Give it a little bit of a reality-tv feel to it like that.)

    That would be interesting, you can "show off" your interviewing skills / practice being interviewed, and would be good for potential employers to watch too!

  • You're cute, but you're kind of boring. I mean come on, you need to stand out so people notice you better! Kind of like the cover letter!

    I've been watching sxephil lately. He's funny as hell. Get some cover letter tips from his videos! Or... at least some youtube video tips! :p

  • TALK about living in New York. i'm thinking of moving there but kinda scared. lol

    im from chicago

  • it's really nice that we can use technology for alternative pusposes such as finding a job!

    my professor helped me for an essay via facebook!

  • You can talk about me, how about that ? call me.... anytime.....rlly anytime

  • Since you're big on indie music you should run a mini-coffee house segment out of your bedroom. I would totally volunteer -- although I've been out of the scene for a very long time and I'm not much to look at :(

  • i gives a shit about u moma beaver

    :3

    good luck!

  • instead of wasting time making videos why dont you get the fuck off your ass and look for a job (j/k sarcasm) good look with the job search it tough out there

  • sarcastic attitude is the way forward

  • i am so there with you on the standardized testing!

  • talk about crazy stuff on the net!

    or show a pic of your partner since she's camera shy(i bet she's pretty like you)

  • as long as you don't talk about sex everything is fine with me!

  • haha! says a person with your username :D

  • go to MoMA.... so cool!

  • You should talk about your sexuality.

    Like about previous relationships and if your in one now talk about it.

    So on.

  • Nooo, privacy is a virtue.

  • I wanna sleep in 'ti noon :( so jealous

  • Let's hope that company doesn't fire you via Twitter:

    @AnythingSarcastic We saw you steal that box of multicolored paperclips. Your services will no longer be needed at our company. Thank you. #yourfired

  • heh. well played.

  • Other youtubers?

  • I care about your life and things that are going on. Don't think that just because you talk straight up, people don't care. Still interesting whether you are just talking or being sarcastic. Either way it's nice to see the update.

  • I give a shit about your life. lol :)

  • well,hope you get better job or cereer

    p.s.

    Happy mother's day

  • Good luck, I guess o.o! I've never had a job, because I've never wanted one.... and because I'm still in education :P

  • Miss California!

    PLEASE

  • you talk about anythng u want. Even this video was entertaining. :) hehe. enjoy ur chat even if its just about what u been up 2. Not in a creepy way :) hehe

    xxxx

  • but people should be able to have their own opinions ( in my opinion) hah.

  • here is a topic....What is your opinion on the whole Miss California thing? Mine is that it was pretty impressive that she went in front of an incredibly liberal crowd and didn't sell out her beliefs. I mean, it SUCKS that she is against equality but people are allowed to have their own opinion. I try and look at both sides, always. I feel as a gay community we are forcing opinions on people. I wish it was a perfect world and people would think equality is the answer.

  • Yay, u recovered from sickness!!! =]

    Sleep and museums r good!!

    NOW is a good time to study for GREs too, if you like. It's not really a test-test, it's a "study this stuff-then test". There are SEVERAL test prep books with practice computer tests to get u used to timed testing. Kaplan puts out a good book (don't pay for GRE prep "courses" unless you don't learn well from books).

    PS, ANY grad program in communication or counseling psyc DOES NOT need a high math score. Trust me on that =]

  • i dont have a topic but i think you should totally watch Breakfast for Scot because i saw it this morning and i've been quoting it all day:)

  • Michelle, how dare you! I give a shit about what's going on in your life :)

    I can't believe you could apply for a job over twitter, that is so awesome! - cover letters are for the weak

    I also agree with the daily vlog thing ;) I wanna know what a day in the life of Michelle is!

  • or you could just talk about anything, you could talk about dust floating through the air and make it hilarious. and I give a shit about what you do, cuz you're like my hero, so rant about whatever the hell you want, cuz hey, who's channel is this??? Yourrrrs!!!

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  • i think you should talk about how all these bratty ass kids who star on disney channel shows actually have the audacity to try and make an album. I don't get it, it fuckin bothers me. They mostly sound like ass, and I wanna punch them profusely in the face.

  • A topic....hmmmm...I kinda just like when you ramble. lol seriously though...ur kinda interesting and intriging...not meant in a creepy way LOL if thats even possible

  • i agree...I don't think they read cover letters! I am in the same boat applying to marketing jobs...there's hardly anything these days...stupid economy...good luck on the job search!

  • 11 or 12 isn't that bad, try 3. That doesn't make me sound too good... oh well :)

  • i give a shit about you haha

    LUFF SARAH!

  • Global warming?

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  • i want your view on the l word the show !! curious

  • or sometimes twelve- don't judge me!

    lol, i love you!

  • Ohhhhhh Michelle, you are definitely one of my favourites EVER!

    When's the AfterEllen vid up today? I'm excited about it lol

    -Tylerr

  • Your Best quote yet: "I don't do Math and Math doesnt do me!" Good Luck with the Job Hunt :)

  • Math wont do you? Man, what is wrong with math! lol And talk about boobs, because they're awesome. :D

  • Rant about swine flu!

  • I give a shit

  • I haven't seen one about high school... High school kids are always funny, they think they rule the world, or will one day...

  • LOL talking about sleeping late after I got fired from my 1st job Ive been sleeping in till 12-1pm most days XD

  • Oh, and I'd listen to you say anything. ;) Daily vlogs are cool, though I'm a sarcasm whore too. For topics, maybe vlog tours of the city/museums or whatever? Best/worst... date.. party.. vacation... school class... childhood memory... situation or occurrence. Or, stuff about the usual favorite movie, city, and all of that.

  • You might look into grad. schools that offer some night or online classes that cater to experienced/working adults. They sometimes don't have application deadlines (or they have summer ones), and some don't require any GMAT or GRE scores. A Master's in Psychology would be interesting-- might be ideal and/or necessary to have a Ph.D. and clinical internship if you want to practice later. The communications route has more competition and people w/ the same background, which could be good or bad.

  • looking for prospective employee through twitter seems to be a growing trend. good luck with that one :).

    which museums have you been to? and which one is your fave?

  • What about talking about the recent news of Maine legalizing same-sex marriage?

  • WHAT? YOU'RE WAKING UP AT NOON? Haha... Not judging or yelling, I would do the same thing if I could. The important thing here is that you're resting enough, you know? I always tend to be overprotective...SO TAKE CARE!...please :)

    YAAY for going out and doing things, do whatever you wanted to do and never had the time to do it, I vote for less time in the apartment and more time out, that would give you stories for you to tell us. You know, I don't mind hearing NY stories...

    Love ya

    Liz S

  • I hate cover letters.. Mostly writing them.

  • Topic: Celebrities on the web (twitter, youtube, etc).

    Good luck with the job search and looking into schools! :-)

  • Hopefully you get the job you want off twitter :)

  • Topic Suggestions:

    Favorite type of live music event.

    Your Thoughts on Day-Time Television (ex. The View, Dr. Phil)

    The last novel you read and really liked.

    The last novel you read and hated.

    Why Math does not do you.

    Your feelings on elevators. (Fear, Love, Neutral?)

  • did you watch "Caprica"?

  • IDea: talk about how freaking dumb it is that everyone is freaking about the "Swine Flu"

  • wow thats cool how you reply to like all of the comments. :)

  • you should talk about how to convince the beaver bunch into hitting chicago june 1st for gay day at six flags!!! yeah for pride fest, i've never been.. ok so for a real topic.. how about meeting people online and hitting it off so well that you kick yourself in the ass for not getting a hug on the first meet and the person tells you the same thing.. HOW ABOUT MAKING FIRST MOVES.. cause i'm so horrible at that

  • you could do a day in the life of.......vid

  • You know what I wanna hear you talk about? I want to know what you think about this whole Miss California thing. I hate to confess I feel bad for the poor girl. I need to know, is it bad to be gay and not support straight bashing?.

  • Man. I told you that this vlogging thing is goign to be a gold mine for you. Geez, If you keep this up in 5 years, you're gonna be Perez Hylton but without the crass. ..Ok, we need a game plan.. BTW why can't i find you on twitter.

  • Talk about... strange fears people have. Papyrophobia!

  • I totally can relate to the SAT ordeal. I could have received a higher score on my writing if I hadn't planned it all out before beginning my essay. Stupid timed tests.

    And you are totally entitled to sleep in. I'm unemployed and not going to school until the Fall, so I sleep in until 11-ish on weekdays.

    And I'm not so sure what I would want you to talk about. Actually, it would be cool if you talked about this sudden movement throughout the states to legalize civil unions & same-sex marriages

  • Bitch about how people don't like you bitching.

  • Hmm, well Michelle6000 i think you should consider talking about things that affect people. Like the economy, environment, war, politics. Rarely do you go near the tough stuff :p

  • you should talk about miss california opposing to gay marriage. i am bi, loving my boyfriend, he also proposed tyo me and dude, i think though she was honest and polite, didn't insult us in anyway, but f' ing media is trashing her...i don't know if they wanted her to lie like the other beatiful but liar girls who wish for world peace...what do you think? i think it is a pretty good topic.

    DIEGO

  • 12? psshh

    Dear, I sleep in till 4

  • yea you have no excuse! i demand to be entertained!!!

  • Idea:

    Describe yourself by being extremly sarcastic like......I'm so good at math I'm a bloody Einstein.........lol

  • I second the whole "I don't do math, math doesn't do me..." Math is just a pain in the ass...

  • that double Major thing is a nice idea Michelle and i htink you should give it a try.

    i'm currently working in 2 different majors which are Psychology and" Interpreting for the Deaf". ( so i can help the H.I and H.H without having to use an interpreter).

    Cool you like psychology, don't like math, and enjoy art. (just like lol...though i really really have an abhorrence for Math)

    Topics to talk about...: Gay men and Eating desorders.....not many people know that LOTS of gay men have them.

  • Hello,Michelle. Not to worry about having anything sarcastic,to be sarcastic about. Life will always supply you with fodder. Good luck on getting a job. I do wonder if the twitter job might make you limit all contact with co workers to 140 words or less?

  • yay for psych! I plan on studying psychology in college as well.

  • You would make a great psychologist. The way you communicate is so real to life and that puts people at ease. I would feel comfortable with a psychologist like you just for that fact.

    I would like to know, if you could live in any country for a year where would you want to live?

  • Hey it was worth the wait! Actually we care about what's going on in your life - a lot.

    Topics that are interesting or intriguing? What about your cat, wine you like or booze if wine's not your thing, bands you like, art that's moved you-did you mention a minor in art history in your past, catharsis or cathartic experiences, I like the suggestion below about slutty girls b/c I'm a slutty guy, the price of ammo today-I hear it's shocking, romance or things romantic.

  • i think it's awesome that you want to major in in psychology! i'm a junior in high school. i know it's a but early, but i'm starting to look into majors now and i'm thinking about to go into psychology. do you guys know any colleges with a great psychology program?

  • Sharia Law

  • Online there is also somebody offering Guitar lesson through Skype on Youtube. Internet is the way of the future.

    I hate Math also, we are not good friends, we do not understand each other. I thought about therapy but no.

    You could talk about how amazing my Youtube account is so I can poach some of your subs.. ;) Joking. Talk about tips on how to be confidant in who you are, because you are and honestly, it's inspiring.

  • I totally get what you mean about tests... and maths. Omg u have totally gorgeous eyes.

  • We do care :)

  • I could help you with your GRE. I scored 1400/1600...which even surprised me...

  • Your vids are great !! But i have a technical tip or wish or whatever you want to call it. This is just a detail, but could you leave your camera on for another 4-5 seconds at the end of your vids. It allways seems like we are missing the last half sentence, kind of irritating.

    But anyways you rock!!! :)

  • Good to see you again!

    Rant about manipulative'n'teasing girls impact on the economy

  • Being busy = life = good thing

    Don't feel bad!

  • haha "dont judge me" lol new topics..hmm idk you always make any topic interesting with your own opinion so i think you should just keep doing what youre doing, it works for you :)

  • recent movies, music that you are in love with, annoying drivers, a cooking vlog or even your love of cats :p

    I don't really know. I have trouble coming up with my own topics ^_^

  • I want you to rant about slutty girls.

  • I give a shit about you. I give 2 shits.... um you know what I mean....you're the best

    glad to hear you're doing well

  • The GRE sucks dicks in hell, basically.

  • 1) I give a shit about you or I wouldn't watch you :)

    2) My god I love your eyes!! They're gorgeous!

    3) Good luck on your job applications <3

    4) Math doesn't do me either haha. Hate it.

    I want you to talk about/bitch about is how some people could find THE most BORING jobs ever something they'd want to do in life. Also, don't ask us not to be awkward, you know you always end up being awkward or saying something randomly awkward in a video haha :). x

  • I absolutely hate writing cover letters. They feel so useless. It probably doesn't help that I'm really bad at writing them.

  • Michelle you & I both know even if we give you a topic there's about a 90% chance it'll end up awkward lol. That's just the way shit goes <3.

  • I agree with you on standardized testing, same feeling, it sucks even when you kicked the crap out of school and got an awesome GPA and then you have to take a lame test that you have to pay for that is so much harder than any test in school.

  • Oh, the cover letter thing. When I was hiring people, I looked through the cover letter to make sure that they were checking their spelling and grammar but I'd pay attention to the resume. Some people didn't send a cover letter, I didn't really mind, but this was for a tiny company.

  • Hey is there anything good on TV?? Have you seen anything good at the show house?? Thats just a suggestion for you.

  • i care about you!

    we should throw a unemployed party for us.

    i agree, cover letters make me want to shoot myself.

    gre = scared times 10.

  • Hi Michelle,

    Good luck with the job applications. I agree, if you are asked to twitter the application, you are entitled to include your online activities in the application,

    Here is a topic which you may or not have an opinion on.

    I am following "Survivor :Tocantins" online so am seeing shows as they go to air in the US. If you watch the show I would like you to discuss your opinion of the participant "Coach". I think you could have some fun with him.

    Thanks,

    Peter.

  • Yay Museums! :D

  • agreed!

  • I hear ya on the cover letters. I'm looking for a job these days as well and I hate writing them. I never fully know what to write and I feel like it's a waste.

    Anyway topics for you to talk about include:

    -Puppies

    -If you could take a road trip right now where would you go?

    -If you won the lottery, what would you do with some of the money?

    -Do you like bananas?

    -What was the most trouble you ever got in?

  • Fantastic Topics!!!

  • Something has been bugging me for a while.

    I've watched most of your videos and have yet to find an example of you being sarcastic. About anything. Am I missing something?

    I only ask because it seems to be your 'theme', if you will. I'm genuinely curious!

    Love your channel(s) :)

  • Most of what I say is sarcastic..lol

  • Good luck job hunting and with school if that dont work out.What did you think of the BSG finalle.

  • oh good topic!!! Man I miss BSG!

  • Me too did you see roslin in the lingerie in the finalle?And have you watched the pilot for the spin off Caprica?

  • Douche bags who show off sports cars

  • lmao - wonderful topic!

  • Armadillos...yeah, what do you know about armadillos?

    lol

  • Sadly, not much. As a New Yorker I've only seen them in Zoos...lol.

  • One of the top reasons I went to the grad program that I did do is because the GRE was NOT required. I freaking hate math and standardized tests. Museum whores unite! I bet your cats resent having you in the house so much. I'd like to hear about your volunteer activities. Big hugs doll face xoxoxo

  • Big hugs back, and you got it!

  • No one cares about your life? I do. Even if you don't feel you have anything overly special or sarcastic to say, I'm still interested in hearing about what's going on your way.

  • Thank you :) You sure know how to make a girl smile!

  • i HATE writing cover letters... and I'm an aspiring writer haha I just feel like there's no way to know exactly what they are expecting you to say in there.

  • FOR REAL - ugh!

  • I didn't realise how much I enjoy your videos until I noticed how happy it made me to see you pop up in my sub box! :D

    Regarding cover letters, I've never had to read them but I've written plenty, and I've always tried to get the gist of what I'm saying into the first line or so, for fear people will read no further...so I suppose Twitter is a good way to go!

    (and no judgement from me: I slept in til half past 12 this morning.../afternoon D:)

  • Awe, yay!!!!

    First line is what grabs their attention that's for sure!

  • It's ok, so nice to know just what is going on! And I do care, so don't down yourself doll.

    Twitter! Seriously, that is where I need to get my next job from. I hate cover letters myself, never gotten a job based on a cover letter. Most of them are dog and pony shows, and I would not want to work for someone who is just after "looks" ;)

    You are gorgeous! Keep them coming!

  • Awe, thanks so much!!! And I so agree on the cover letter!

  • Talk about how your cat is feeling the effects of the economy and your joblessness. Is your little creature missing out on his/her/hir creature comforts?

  • LMAO - my cats don't notice the difference - still pampered beyond belief!

  • i would like to know what the hell the gay mafia is..

    i'm asking all the gays that I know, because it wasn't in the manual i got with my toaster-oven (that's the gift for bisexual coming out, you know....)

  • HAHA - I have NO idea...

  • I agree with a few other people that said, talk about bad pickup lines. XD

    ummh. Other than that... I want to hear college stories from you. and like, things that kids going to college should know.

    Dunno if it's too invasive; it'd be cool to get a tour of your place in a vid.

  • haha - college and my place - got it :)

  • Your Youtube vllogging doesn't need to be your top priority. But As for not giving a shit? I dunno. I have no idea why, give more of a shit that you get a job and get back on your feet, than I care if people I actually know (some of them anyway). Thanks for the update.

  • <3 Thank you...that means way more than I can express!

  • Interesting, but possibly too personal, you could talk about your life before you realized you were gay. How your relationships were, etc, and how those that you knew from that time reacted after you realized you were gay.

  • hmmm...I could pull that off...lol

  • dang... don't I feel stupid!  I could pay attention to the Beaver Bunch Videos and realize that was the dang topic! By the way...you pull off the lip gloss only very well! Feel Better soon!

  • talk about aliens. or other conspiracies... thats always fun...

  • Sadly I know nothing about Aliens

  • i totally know what youre saying.

    standardized tests+math= my death

    i take all ap's too and its vicious but the SATs kill me.

    die tests die!!!

  • FOR REAL!!!

  • Topic: Queer Theory and the gender binary.

  • woah, heavy topic...I shall do my best!

  • its been a while,yeah...since the last time u talked abt urself...and no,we do care abt U!!

    as for topic,i would love to hear if ur watching any lesbian movies/drama series tht u might want to suggest us to watch it or hate it...whatever..it would be awesome!!we can have a war on which is the best lesbian couple in tv or movies...I GO FOR OTALIA!!!OR PEPA/SILVIA OR BETTE/TINA...what's ur fav?

  • Good topics!!!!

  • I so love your facial expressions.

  • awe, haha, thank you!

  • You could have a bitch about how psychiatrists are psychopathic and more demented than the patients.

  • hmmmm, I could but seeing as i'd like to be one that may be a problem...lol

  • Thanks for the update! Relax and enjoy yourself in this period of transition.

  • doing my best to do just that :)

  • what color do you wear the most?

  • black :)

  • Funny that you think we don'T care about hearing what'S happening to you... OFCOURSE we care if we are watching! You're just great!

    As for the topic suggestion, i would go with something I like: video games. It'S getting more and more mainstream, it has broken some lifes with addictions, some even died from it. Women are playing more and more with nintendo products. What is your take on that, or do you even care abotu it at all?

  • Awe, thanks for caring :)

    Oh video games, nice choice!

  • my SATs sucked because of math and i am fucking brilliant.

  • See, SATs are such a cock block...grrr

  • dunno if you've watched the new movie with Robert Pattison in lead role. It's about Dali.

    I would like to hear your oppinion about it :3

  • i actually may be going fairly soon with a new friend...so I'll fill you in :)