BANANA RAP
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From: Onision
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  • Why cant all your new videos be like this i mean some are good but most are depressing but they're still good(:

  • im sure that monkey likes that big,hard,and long banana

  • when i do something wrong and ppl are mad at me i get bored and fake cry like monkey. AWM SAWWEE!

  • who is the chicken???

  • :PPPPP

  • "We go together like Grandma and Grandpa"

    Why do I find that line to be so funny? lol

  • mix with me or ill blow you flippin brains out monkey

    

  • What am I watching???

    

  • Hard drugs...HARD...DRUGS...

  • lO AMO A ONISION! (L)

  • eminem and 50 do NOT go together... 50 sucks and eminem is f*cking awesome

  • 1:08 I love how he looks at the camera :P

  • 1:20 BANNANA ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

  • what the hell you doin banana

  • i belive this is wat kids do to drugs:)

  • - fuckin subscribe -

    .......

  • this beat fuckin hot! and also crazy song ahaha

  • TMZ and Rumors x)

  • He spelled friendship wrong >:DD

  • The beat is sick

  • Lol,

    awesome video banana & monkey ;)

  • we go together like pb&j, we go together like grandma and grandpa,we go together like drama and britney, and soo on......AWESOMEEEE

  • Huh.. well.. Meth is a hell of a drug!

  • everything is better then justin bieber

  • I'm your Tinker Bell!

    And I'm your Peter Pan!

    Loved that. XD

  • onision deserve's a rap career

  • thisis the best rap ever

  • Lol Onision sounds like a kid because the other person's voice is so deep. xD

  • wtf did i just watch .LETS DO IT AGAIN

  • Im a banana <3

  • 1:33 you are tinker bell ? not a banana ?

    1:35 you are peter pan ? not monkey man ?

  • I thought i dont like onisions banana videos.

  • ROFL!!! seriously, drugs are DANGEROUS dont touch kids. and this is proof

  • Crazy legs, Sugar eyes... sweeeet!!!

  • meh. I've seen crazier

  • Wht the hell did i just watch!??!

  • This is why smoking crack and Meth will fuck you up. Just say no kids!

  • *crying* im sor- *boom* oh thats so fucking funny

  • can we have a dl link

  • LOL

  • JOIN OR ILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT! Monkey: iam sry mr bannana no i sry.

    Onision banana: *Reload* LOL I JUST CRACKED UP ON THAT PART

  • lol? wdf? xD

  • that banana has surely changed quite a bit.....

  • If this was in Japanese....

  • i am scared. MMUMMMMY HELP ME

  • u shud sing screamo song

  • @mortalcare he did

  • "Oh, hey monkey what's happenin'?"

    "Just chillin'"

  • 1:52-1:54 im a muthaf***** banana

  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CHARGER POLICE CAR 1:45

  • banana <3

  • "What you sayin' chicken?"

  • wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah­ahahhahahahahhahahahah YOUKILLME ! >.< , love you xDD

  • Is this a real song??

  • bota no discovery kids!

  • We're watching a giant banana rap with a monkey WTF

  • banana ed monkey.. XD

  • i bet there are so many out-takes of that monkey trying to get up on that tree branch x]

  • genius

  • im a bannana

    hes climbing in your windows bannaing your people up tying to shoot them

  • 111 killer banna on the loose hide your kids!!!

  • O_O

  • MANKEY

  • and kids, this is what drugs do to you

  • @xLeafs2012x So basicly do drugs if you want a lot of subscribers XD

  • stupid ass song

  • Im MR. Like Number 5000

    awesome shit

  • 10 facts about you:

    1. You are reading this comment

    2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

    4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

    6. You're smiling

    7.You are still reading my comment

    9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

    10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

    11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

  • @300y11 13. I dont care

  • dude your fuckin up the song... LOL

  • at  111 its like you dont trust them no more!!!

  • banana or monkey

  • im a banna hahahaha......WTF

  • im a banana hahahaha

  • u suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    f u

  • I am scarded of bannas now D=

  • m a mother effin banana... lol :)

  • 3 words HES ON POT!!

  • @Russ663 That's technically 4 :)

    

  • I love rap...but BANANA RAP is much better!! xD

  • i hope you didn't get a record deal..

    

  • THE CHICKEN awesume that legendary suit:D

  • im in my bed... home alone... watching this... wow

  • ..am I high? e.o or is this real?

  • yeah i guess fleas arent scary

    dude your f**king up the song

  • 494 people got rapped by a banana

  • dude u kinda have waaaaayyyyy too much free time

  • @Victoria1JBieberFan Soo do I =D

  • 5,000 people got past the explosive

  • thumbs up if you noticed at 1:19 all bananas walk half way through eachother

  • You kinda scare me...

  • we go together like em and 50 cent thts insane rapping

  • :D the best thing eva

  • What you sayin' chicken? i nomally dont quote videos but that line is an exception

  • Thumbs up if you think this is better than justin beiber

  • @MultiNick0001 we all should lol

  • @MultiNick0001 eeeeveruthing it´s better than justin bieber

  • @MultiNick0001 ANYTHING is better than justin beaver

  • After this song, I went downstairs and shot all my bananas in fear that they would one day kill me...

  • poor monkey....

  • Crazy Lags

  • OMG! Billy Corgan!

  • XD IMMA BANANA!

  • Listen to this high .... Its Funny!!!!

  • 490 people hate chicken bananas monkeys wich would make a bad breaskfast

  • lol  hes a banana hes hard

  • was the background of the part when you had the gun the Musty Cellar set from the game the Movies?!

  • why is there weird signs on everyones comments

  • Better than all the rap songs out there LOL.

  • why cant monkeys and bananas get along?

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  • @Onision What program do you use for making awesome videos like these?

  • I'm a motherf*ckin' banana

  • Dude, that's monkeyman from ChampChong !

  • que malo qe no se puede poner 1000 no me gusta xD

  • I want that banana costume

  • lol how do you think of this stuff?

  • this fool is a crack baby

  • my hero :)

  • just so bananas can fuck u up

  • dude are we tripping ?

  • I just love that banana

  • brandon dicamillo shouldve written the lyrics then this woul ruuuuuule even more

  • I have no idea if this is real or if i am just seeing crazy shit or if im high... O_o

  • awesome:D

  • omg the editing is KICKASS~!!

  • lmmfaho

  • this song is cool

  • better than drake. thats for sure.

  • @umbrakvey FUCK YES!!!!

  • Did you record this with a potato?

  • ok the im a banana was WTFiksh but for what i have 3 words,WHAT THE DICK

  • IIM A BANANA !!!

  • Poor chicken only one part in the beginning D:

  • 479 People are not like Onision. Yes, it is an insult.

  • I think i might be insane. I am sitting in a dark room watching a dude in a banana costume rap with a monkey....

  • @0ggabOgga OMG I'm doing the exact same thing at like 1am

  • @0ggabOgga Hey i do that every night sometimes a diffent vid sometimes the same 1 but i do the same thing every night CAUSE MY PARINTS(BAD SPELLER F*CK YA)HATE ME YAAAAA

  • @0ggabOgga OMG im doing the same thing

  • @0ggabOgga

    typical day in my life

  • @0ggabOgga just hang urself no one cares

  • @KiingCobra1

    that was nice of you to say >_>

  • @0ggabOgga im being serious >:)

  • @KiingCobra1

    serious about trolling? of course...

  • @0ggabOgga ur a bannana

  • @KiingCobra1

    Sorry dude, but if you do not know how to spell BANANA when it is on the screen...you are just stupid..

  • I WANNE SEE MORE JUST MORE BANANA VIDEO'S

  • @Walkthrough149

    -how did you look before your accident?

    -You are so stupid, you even swim in milk!

    -Nice teeth you got. are they available in white?

    -Wanna know how to make stupid children? Ask your father.

    -Ever seen a liter of blood donated through your nose?

    -When God distributed the intelligence you were you most grad on the toilet!

    -You are as superfluous as a sand box in the Sahara!

  • @purplebabe02 You used superfluous wrong.

  • @Walkthrough149

    okay so let's go:

    -I bet your mother laughed when she got you, cause as she saw you ugly face, she couldn't hold no more.

    -I guess you never had a boy[maybe girl i don't care]friend, cause your bad breath also let your room cry.

    -You'll never have a job, cause no one wants to have an ugly face in his office

    so that's it for now.

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  • @Walkthrough149

    i hope you do you cunt

  • ima banana XD

  • sooo a gorila with a plantain and a rooster

  • best song EVER!!!!!!!

  • THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING SHIT I HATE ONISION.!!!

  • @purplebabe02 we hate you to bitch

  • @steknshake43v3r yeah...whatever...motherfucker­!!

  • In soviat russia, bananas eat monkeys

  • OOHH MY GODD O.O

    he is a banana :DD XD

  • i wish i could download this song -.-

  • iiii llloooovvveeeeee bbbaaannaaannnaasss they are the best fruit and they smile i looove bananas

  • @issilludor

    und du besch dumm ne?? kannste nich lesen noch bei googletranslate eingeben!!!haha ich kann schrieben was ech willl nd du checkst det immanoch nich..!!xDDD

  • Chicken:Don't you know monkeys eat bananas?

    Monkey:What you sayin' chicken?

    Chicken:I said that bananas eat monkeys dopebitch!

    LOL XD!!!!

  • I LOVED THIS!

  • @MiaDepRockRionII

    yeAh cause you are a bitch

  • @purplebabe02 ? Inbred please go away, do you understand want me to ex-plain it?

  • @MiaDepRockRionII

    wtf means inbred?? don't come with so much shit motherfucker!!!

  • download? :o

  • Dear Onision, you are invited to the 2nd annual Canbane a Sucre (Sugar Shack) at the Gorge Hal on Sun. CUM!

  • HEY HEY I AM BANANA!!!

  • i get high of dis rap

  • I'm trippin'...

  • i feel stoned

  • HAH HAHAA! COLLAB WITH ME OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FU@%*N BRAINZ OUT!! HAHHA! IMMA BANNANA! *cock gun*