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  • The young defranco I miss those days

  • my fat teacher tried to race a crazy fast black kid... and he fell down and rolled. then later he told everyone he won.

  • I like how he says "normal, douche" and wears it like a douche.

  • my teacher showed us Monty Python and the Holy Grale and forgot how much swearing there was in it

    it was soooooo entertaining:D

  • best thing was a bb gun fight at recess

    

  • In 2010 uh a math teacher threw a high heel shoe at some1, one kid constantly gets into fights, and oh yeah uhh the cow came XD

  • in my old school one of the english teachers dressed up like a old ladies on a windy day and the skirt was ripped off by the wind and the teacher was wearing hart on his lower part.

  • i used to go to a haunted school

  • You'll shit bricks watch?v=CTSyDz528-U

  • The sex video

  • the weirdest thing that happened was in 4th gr my teacher was talking bout her period O.O eekkkk!!

  • "love you like a brother" ...im a girl.

  • sxephil my m.s.n is my profile baybe!

  • Best teacher story was once in 8th grade my math teacher had to teach the sevvies sex ed and after a lesson we came into math and he had drawn a picture of a sperm and accidentally left it on the projector :D after we started cracking up and he finally noticed he took it off and yelled "IT'S A SIDEWAYS BALLOON!" lol funniest thing ever!

  • why did i click this

  • someone pulled the fire alarm and my eighth grade english teacher yelled..." someone is FUCKED"

  • the way your mouth moves when you say douche is silly

  • 754 retards missed the like button

  • My Music Teacher was standing on the stage for a assembly and she fell off the stage! :D

  • we got to reanact the civil war, i wuz on the US, i wuz annoyed, i wished i wuz on CS

  • our religion teacher (i went 2 a catholic school) asked a kid this: "if you found some porn on the internet, would you say, 'hey, dad, come look at this!'?" hahaha i will never forget that

  • Wow that story with the teacher is from my school!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO WEIRD

  • I like your but I find it racist. Why you gotta be wearin' a white hat?

  • My name is Stephanie! :)

  • ohhhh man this is a TRUE STORY ok so my class is sitting down taking a small test and all of a sudden after getting off her phone she starts screaming what the f$%k is going on here?!!?!!? why the hell are u all just sitting there?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! then she starts throwing shit and breaks a window and some kid starts screaming the hell outa his head like hes posesed and then my teacher grabs the microwave and throws it at some kid next thing u no the teacher going fuckin insane ohhh god worst day

  • the teacher was watching meatspin in my class it was shit scary

  • one of my teachers had whiskey in a bottle of lemon juice and drank it through out the day, then slept through all his classes

  • wow, nice!. but youtubes not good 4 hot girl videos- defo check out rudey tube . brilliant videos

  • haseriously guys there must be some nice men out there i am so lonely

  • @AnusreeAnuradha1 i love youuuuuuu

  • the weirdest thing that happened in my school was in my chemistry class when my teacher was telling us a story about what happened when he went to Seaworld. he told us that a seal's penius expanded and pretty much made his own fountain of piss. When he thought that wasnt enough, he then told us that the seal moved his penius into his mouth while still urinating. he wouldn't stop looking at it and all the women were horrified.

    Couldn't sleep for days... Never again will i go to SeaWorld

  • common sense is what tells us that hte earth is flat

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  • hahaha

  • at my new skool i walkt in to the girls loker room by exident but damit wow ...nosebleed

  • @XUchihaXMadara666 Same, but I was like, really tired, and I had to go to the bathroom, so I asked to go and I went. I accidently went in the girls bathroom, luckily no girls were in there. But there are cameras in the hallway.

  • @ericm1988 i live in iceland and ther ar no camera and why wud you cll that lucky ther wer no girls????

  • @XUchihaXMadara666 It would be pretty embarrassing...

  • @ericm1988 true but it was worth it ;)

  • guy beat the shit outa two teachers.. then a kid lke 3 years younger came up and punched him.. knocked him out cold.

  • in my psychology class we were watching some video online on a projector and we got a pop up from a porn website...it was some chick crying while she had some giant dick in her mouth and it had audio....and it was one of those pop ups that dont let you exit them...it was up there for a few minutes....and i was late to that class because of an appointment...i walked in right as it got on screen...i was like WTF?!?!?

  • haha someone took a shit into one of the sinks annd actually left a cherry on top

  • Funniest thing that ever happened at my school is some idiot called in a fake bomb threat from a payphone in the school lobby just outside the principal's office.

  • Ur really gay!

  • How many ppl thought phil looked like a white tiger woods only me ok i will shut up

  • It's ok Phil..i love you too *you can stop feeling weird now*

  • in 6th grade i was told my entire class and i were told to fuck off and would not amount to anything in 8th grade this same teacher( she teaches 6-8 y idk) said it would not matter if obama or mcain won because mcain would have a heart atack and obama would be shot. thats american education

  • our science teacher last year called us all ugly dumbasses.

  • In the 8th grade my teacher had a tatoo of a fish on her lower back

  • 4 years ago in 7th grade my teacher let a few of us watch a beheading

  • that same thing happened to my class when we were in 7th grade...the teacher was looking through his email while his computer was hooked to a projector and one of his email's said "Hey John, check out the tits on these bitches" and he clicked on the link and it turned out to be a lesbian sex party.....needless to say, it was awesome

  • I remember this one teacher who comforted a girl who just lost an uncle, or some close family member. All he did was listen to her and give a pat on the back, the girl however was still emotionally hurting and hugged him.

    Now, I'm not sure this is correct since it was a few years ago, but this frost covered bitch of a reading teacher saw it, reported it and then did everything in her power until he was fired and unable to work at any school ever again.

  • what did he say at the end of the vid? its played in reverse. ne one know?

  • its like magic

    normal

    douche

    normal

    douche

  • My fifthgrade teacher has a tatoo on her lower back(it's a butterfly)

  • @thiagleera99 TRAMPSTAMP!

  • the hottest teacher into the school bend over a i saw here thong

  • My teacher jokingly accused one of my classmates of watching porn. It's not right hearing the word porn coming out of a teacher's mouth...

  • were do diz kid get his material fum good vid

  • Jeezz, I was so distracted by the glasses + cap = dorkey look for the first 3 minutes, that I was unable to listen to anything you said...

  • Teacher: yes Chris it is.

  • In 5th grade three guys smeared crap all over the bathroom walls....their own...

  • @gixaw

    Same here I didn't see it but thats what I heard 6th period

  • @spritejunkee

    haha nice

  • The creepiest thing was when I was in 5th grade they showed us a live birth.

  • douche

  • I personally think it's like Lesbian, lesbian

    not normal, douche

  • This happened at an after school center when I was 7. The teacher was going to let us wach a movie and put on an R rated movie. Not a porno, it was about some girls, some guys, sex, Girl fights, and dirty danceing. Hafe way through the movie another teacher who was walking past the entrance to the room (we didn't have doors) said "That's kinda inaporpreate for kids still in elementry school" so sour teacher changed it to a movie called witches.

  • back in 9th grade; it was the last class of the year so my computer graphics teacher handed out thumb drives with halo on them sparking a 20 player deathmatch. EPIC

  • @rcflight13

    ...lucky...

  • Oh hehe my life is Average!

    NO

  • My life.. Is not Average.

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  • MLIA?

  • yes!

  • At the year 12 farewell assembly one of the music teachers ripped her shirt open in front of the whole school. On purpose.

  • what was up with that outro?

    i didnt get it did it say something or was it just wierd noises?

  • My teacher wrote "STFU" on the blackboard.

    We were in 7th grade

  • my teacher was talking about history and for no reason she said maxxi come over here and fliped me off

  • My science teacher lost it and beat the hell out of a Rapper student in class and drew blood because the student wouldn't shut up. We all just sat there in horror.

  • The craziest thing that happened at my school was when my teacher cussed. My life must be boring.

  • nope. mine's more boring lol

  • @GoodAngel445 your life is average.

  • well... my english teacher showed us all 6 Rocky movies because of a book that was similar to it

  • um dude i say this in the nicest way i can get some helpdude .here in australia we sort out our diffrences by huging and then team up and throw chairs

  • lol our bus driver was always saying shut the fuck up and sit down lol i disnt use bus mutch i was with in walking distance

  • interresting.. Btw anyone up for some dirty talk^^ ?

  • i'm starting to miss school, all this crazy shit like in my freshmen year two seniors dressed as ninjas were doing backflips in the lunchroom.

  • I love you to Phil, no homo!!!

  • question. shut up.

  • actually u look like a stylsh redneck in the begining either way

  • When I was in elementary school I attended a Jewish school. One day we had a sub, yeah, she was an anti-semitic. One of the kids had to sneak out and get the Principal.

  • @HLoneheart

    And you didn't beat the crap out of the guy

  • 3:49

    That made me subscribe. No denying it.

    *click

  • My teacher said this last year.

    "Would you ever date a guy with a humpback?" He said to some girl he was talking to. She said no. "Well, what if it actually wasn't a humpback, but the vestige of a siamese twin that didn't make it through the birthing process?" The girl said hell no. "And what if, on the top of the hump, there was a face?" The girl asked if it was an alive face or a dead face. "It's dead." Then, and only then, the girl decided my teacher had gone Over the Line.

  • The weirdest thing to happen at my school was when there was a bug going around, and people were projectile vomiting in the hallways.

  • whoa, what a weird day at school.

  • It wasn't so bad. I got a few days off. I did have to pay for a new math textbook, though. I vomited on mine.

  • funniest thing at my school is last year we had a substitute that started freaking out against three of my friends for "swearing" we later found out one of them said Jesus Christ so when she started to try and get those three of my friends suspended. So i stood up and bitched her out almost into tears. Later i was walking with one of my friends who she tried to get suspended and she was walking behind us so i looked at her then my friend and said its okay trav You can say my name for i am jesus

  • 6th grade, my teacher nearly got me put in an asylum because i played halo CE....ya...it was not like i was saying "i'll shoot you in the face or my self" or anything, she just found out and told EVERYONE i was planing a shooting, until my dad stepped up and corrected the crazy bitch

  • @FableMaster10

    So the other teachers she told that to never slapped her for being a douche?

  • wierdest thing that ever happened in my school, was we were in this test, and this kid put 2 pencils up his nose and Whacked his head on the desk. Thus committing suicide. Man, that was creepy duuude =/ x

  • i doubt thats true.... i would think that that would be on like national news

  • I live in Wales in the UK dude. It was on National news, just not international.

  • that doesnt make any sence.

  • Whaddya mean?

  • um ok creepiest thing? I'd have to ...my life? yeahh that's it

  • When i was in 7th grade my science teacher was so dumb, that my entire class left and went to 7-11 and came back before the bell rang, WITHOUT her noticing, ahah, Stupid!

  • Bullshit.

  • Seconded.

  • haha in school my junior year we watched grandma's boy thats prolly the craziest thing i ever watched at school

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  • I remember all the songs my class sung in music class about america, that made america seem like a perfect place. Now that I'm in 6th grade and learning about what acually happens in the goverment I think that america has a box in the white house filled with good stuff that is never used. Like original ideas, honestey, and alote brains of stupid people that he reports about.

  • 6th graders dont know shit about polotics

  • This girl in my class was like "Adam had sex with Marissa!!!!!!" and we have really thin walls so the teacher in the next room (my teacher) was all like "I'll go investage" and u can figure out the rest...

  • "teacher yes chris,is this gonna be on the test" LOL

  • 3:50 lol

  • Where's the porn? WTF is this. I'm going to try freenudevidz . com they have great porn

    .

  • my teacher licked his nipples... he was awesome

  • my teacher grabbed me and held me uncomfortably close to explain how atoms stick together... I was in shock for hours...

    this happened last week...

  • LOL! Why does every teacher have to do this when describing atomic motion and structure?! The same thing happened to me when I was in 10th grade (7 years ago). The teacher had about 5 people stand close together to show the atomic structure of a solid and then jumped in and started a mosh pit to show the atomic structure of a gas.

    The most uncomfortable i have ever been in my life.

  • 3:35 - 3:46 Made me laugh.

  • you look kinda sick there maybe a little cancer will help you feel better, feel better until you croake from awesomeness.

  • I remember my drama teacher in middle school had her husband die, and she was really depressed about it, but one day, she actually brought a bottle of vodka, and sat there for nearly 10 minutes, taking swigs out of the bottle, while we all sat there for nearly 10 minutes, wondering what the fuck is going on, while all the douche bags were giggling and making fun of her.

  • Ill always remember the time back in school when my English teacher "Mrs Breast"(She had really nice tits) was reading something and somehow managed to say "As the games approached, MY CUNT.." Funniest thing ever...Also before she was married her name was "Ms Brazier" Which is similar to Brassier..Bra..Just complete hilarity because she was such a shlaag....ROFL

  • well the bset thing that hapenned in my school is when my chemistry teacher( that doesnt like me) wanted to ask me a few questions ,and probably give me an F no matter what, but the bell rang and she said "ah fuck you" silently but everyone heard it, so i reported her to the principal and somehow i ended up with having a B grade the whole year....it was awesome

  • my health teacher repeatedly yelled that this year we would be learning about penises and vaginas... for about five minutes

  • I am glad that you said that about palin's pregnate daughter. You realy spelled it out.

  • umm is this gonna be on the test lol!

  • My teacher called us all assh***s. That is the only thing that sticks in my head. Oh and then she went on to talk about how her husband used to beat her and so she sent him to rehab.

  • you need to start making shows just about politics like the 2012 election

  • Just uploaded a naked vid of myself, hop[e you guys like it :)

  • Dimples!!! <3

  • my teacher did a backflip

  • Okay, when I was in 4th grade, my teacher was going to use her computer (connected to the projector) to show us BrainPop. A 6th grader had hijacked the browser, and sent it to meatspin. If you don't know what Meatspin is, you're blessed. Anyway, the whole class got spun and the sixth grader got expelled.

  • My teacher [female] Did the same thing. But it was pictures of here. And it was her fault. But she still teaches becaue we don't wear our hats side-ways and we didn't tell on her. Good times though.

  • I demand this teacher's name, number, and a link to said pictures.

  • Someone told me that was a comedy site. I will never listen to that song EVER again.

  • my brother totally ran for prez of his class and he wore an uncle sam hat and sang during his speech and only lost by two votes his and one of his close friends(he asked him not to vote for him like he knew he was going to win and didnt want to win)

  • Having a very heated debate with our RE teacher about weather or not we should have a school assembly on bananas....we lost.

  • i think your awesome but ... your political views ... not so much

  • one time we put eye drops in our teachers coffee and she shit herself running down the hall way ... mega awesome

  • best thing that ever happened in school.... hehe my entire class started singing/yelling... OHH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEED, BUT U SAY HES JUST A FREIND song... we just left teh class singing it... worth the detentions

  • when i was in 7th grade we were in swimming class and this hot chick lost her top in the pool, insta-awesome

  • my hot teacher had a nip slip when i was in 7th grade. that was the first tit i saw in real life.

  • the most interesting thing that happened to me during school was when my teacher was teaching and then his wife called told him she was pregnant and he ran out of the room yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • this stupid kid was looking at porn on his computer (in computer class obviously) and the teacher accidently showed it on the projector because he clicked the wrong button lmao

  • haha you are a dooche

  • phil u r so right i think u may be the smartest man on earth

  • My history teacher REALLY liked "reading" our shirts, if you know what I mean. It was especially weird because my class only had like three guys in that period. He ended up going on "vacation" (he went to court) for like 3/4 of the trimester. He came back though... AKWARD!

  • he looks a bit like buck

  • in the eighth grade, our shop teacher was looking at porn at his desk.

    some of the kids saw. and then every kid at the school knew about it. they some how kept it from the faculty tho. hmm

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  • lmao..

    "Uhm..is this gonna be on the test?"

  • Well my friend at camp told me this one...

    At her school there's this really creepy band teacher. He purposley drops pencils and makes girls in skirts pick em up with their backs to him. And one time a girl asked to go to the bathroom. Instead of either getting her a pass or giving her permission or telling her no, he tells her, "No, just pee in the trashcan."

    Yeah, he got fired...glad I dont go to that school......0-0

  • shit thats fucked up. wtf. wow, also happy i dont go to that school

  • some chick @ my school had her period all over a chair......haha :)

  • that's just gross! i mean sick!

  • In 5th grade which was two years ao we were talking aout Indian cultures, so our teacher started looking up Indians, and accidenty (or was it on purpose?) clicked on a picture of a top naked lndian lady andthen clicked away really fast.

  • normal...douche....normal...do­uche....

  • One of my teachers did the same thing... was fun the 20 min it lasted. We tried to stop him, but he has a deaf ear

  • I vote for the "throw the baby out of the widow" bill!

  • is this gonna be on the test lol

  • wats an  anotation

  • best thing that happened with a teacher...

    my teacher got bored so she said "im bored so were having recess early." 20 minutes early

  • A few years ago a teacher at my school was fired and his students said it was because he had a nude picture of himself on his computer and they found it.

    Turns out they were lying though...really he just never taught the kids anything, just read the newspaper or did crossword puzzles then gave the kids the answers to the state-wide test.

  • "Yes Chris?"

    "Um....Is this gonna be on the test?"

    hahah

  • In grade 4 I went up to the substitute teacher at the desk, and he was watching a porn with himself in it...I just stared at him, and all he said was "Yes?"

    D;