Last Comic Standing - Lavell Crawford - Final 2 Performance

[momoneyindabank4]

he said sprint lol.

[capodeuce]

how do I get this BIG? plse tell me....

[TheNumberOneLeo]

HUNTED DOLLAS!

[penguinswithswords]

OH HELL NO

[TheFrIsK21]

man

[yaf04]

hahaha!! "hold on man, I pressed #1!"

[tgrun89]

hunred dollas lol

[Kodkody]

FUCK! i missed the part where he says Man.

[TomGeezy111]

"i pressed numba 1, put me back on with tha computa..." "thats ain english.. thats mumbojumbo wit english sprinkled on the top of it"

[DJnoah97]

man,man,man thts wht i heard

[nirson123]

Kingpin

[nirson123]

Kingpin

[123AFTERMATH]

PLEASE WATCH HIM in "SHAQS ALL STAR COMEDY JAM 2009" .. TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[commando2224]

DAYUM!

[nasko0076]

gabriel iglesia is better !!!!!

[grandexandi]

So... he CAN'T eat 25 pieces of chicken?

[staywithaces1984]

watch him in Shaqs All Star Comedy Jam 2009

[ukusapillage]

this guy isnt funny

[NavySister2010]

Maaaaaannn! :)

[Fresherhuskies7]

Gabriel shouldve won

[robertbowers09]

LMAO

[TheMaxhd]

this must be the last comedian standing but Gabriel Iglesias is the only one that has a comedy central tv show

[spacemarin37]

Oh Hell No!

[UFCWARRIORification]

what chicken place sells 25 pieces of chicken for $14.95? Plus 4 side orders and biscuits and a drink ? My KFC sells 16 pieces for $32 

[ADickGooglSucks]

Atheists should use this guy as a counter-evidence to God's existence.

[susybeast]

Reep is funny, but Crawford is funnier. He should have won!

[LFPS0311]

Looks like everyone up in there was fluffy and beyond...

[Caseytehspacey93]

I love this guy! :D 

[carlosandresmedrano]

RUNN ITS GODZILLA!!!!

[MrKovie1]

Lavell, as a fellow fat man I'm so proud to be fat, keep it up

[Frank805123]

Wiredspartan well den fuk dat foo crawford should of won..lol

[Frank805123]

Doeboyy21 what u talkn about bro the comedian that won is mexican.. i swear if it aint a blac person winner black right away think its racist in shiiet well i geuss u have a rightt to but shiiet mang look mexicans are still slave n mang who da hell u think is still pikin our fields foo shiiet mexicans but idk it was close 1 but idk i like dem both they both make me laugh when i even watch them alone and that how iknow somebody is funny when i watch them alone and i be laughin out loud

[WiredSpartan]

@Frank805123 the comedian won was white... his name is jon reep look it up. the mexican guy was later

[iceman8067]

Finally a new funny black dude who isn't seething under the surface with hate for white people.

[Bloodsport1]

@iceman8067 this guiy been in the business since the late 90's

[iceman8067]

@Bloodsport1

Oh, lol new to me then ;) Hope they can keep his heart going!

[cloverp123]

@ MrScaabz stop being a hater! If u think his jokes arent funny, then don't friggin watch him!

[MrScaabz]

I don't mean to hate but just one question...

how much money did he have to pay the judges in order to pay?

well it must have been a whole lotta money cause watching grass grow is funnier then this

[MrScaabz]

@MrScaabz in order to get win*

[finishTHEweak619]

''a hunded dollaz'' lol

[juslagrand]

watched the winner's video and didn't laugh. watched lavell's and broke a sweat laughin so hard.. i never watched the show and i never will. i cannot believe this dude did not win this competition. maybe black and white comedy is received differently thought it seemed as if the crowd recieved it well. i hate playing the race card but it probably played a factor in this decision... they owe my man some money!

[backdrop04]

wen did the hulk get a tan?

[nikster23]

this size is what gabriel iglesias would call "Oh Hell No!"

[MrTagoJones]

THE GREAT EATOR!!!!

[KingCajete]

Yo that's the guy from Breaking Bad!! LOL

[StubbornAsHell]

I don't find him a very good comedian. I think his jokes, by themselves, are pretty good, but he really doesn't seem to get into it. Standing in the exact same position, with the same expressions for the 4 minutes kind of numbs the effect of the jokes. For that reason, and only that reason (the morons that played the racist card don't know what they're talking about), Jon Reep deserved the win, and got it.

[IDIJUT]

half of the shows words are "MAN"....

[WizKidSONY]

Wasnt funny in my opinion. :p

[douglaswiley]

I'm not a professional, but I have it on good advice that he actually should have won, but because kept saying "Sprint" (every bleep) out of his set and just replace it with someone who isn't a corporate sponsor, that kept the tv viewers from understanding what he was talking about. I don't know if someone told him to or not, but someone should have.

[worktosser]

Heart attack in less than 7 years. Shame

[KYRM09]

he said "man" like 34 times

[rossmetacraft]

Reep is a much more natural comedian ... this guy comes off as too rehearsed. Plus George Wallace did that fried chicken joke something like 20 years ago, with a much funnier punchline.

[k1ick2ki11joy593]

i dont care who you are, if you have lived in the ghetto and didnt cry laughing you are one of the people that disliked this funny *ss sh*t

[jonjess]

Gerry Dee was much better than both finalists...

[RexTheYank]

Typical. Lets blame race. Grow up. @DoeBoyy21

[DarkHalo08]

Bloo, bloo, blah, Press 3 LOL!!!!!!

[speeddemon847]

only this dude can defeat Gabriel igleseas in my book

[147drizzy]

@speeddemon847 they both funny as hell they should do a face off

[ozjace]

gabriel iglesias would have rated this guy as "oh hell no" cos dam this guy is beyond fluffy. lol dam!!!!!!!!

[TheAbsolumER]

@ozjace no its on a DAYUUUUUM level.

[WraythSkitzofrenik]

Wow. Which of the "Five Levels of Fatness" would HE be?

[MusiqzVision]

A hunded dollaz!! Lol

[DA20katana]

a hundad dollahs!

[SuperBrowns88]

levell crawford

[chinesemusicDJ]

Anyone know this comedian? It was a few years ago when I was watching Last comedian standing. Anyways there was a black women and she was talking about bullet proof bra.. I remember it was extremely funny, but I haven't been able to recall her name and would like to see more of her work. Anyone know who I'm referring to?

[23brokendream]

theres nothing funny about obesity ha ha obesity

[013jared]

check it out its incredibly obese black man, no wait hes incredibly block obese man

[hoekemon]

@013jared learn to spell, and then learn to be funny

[013jared]

@hoekemon suck my balls asshole

[hoseb87]

omg hes my favorite

[Rockey3772]

The Great EAT-ORRR

[SGVknarf]

he sounds like a black kenny rogers (Will Sasso's Impression from Madtv) LOL

[Johnny8222]

Count how many times he says "mann"

[americanu197]

he is so big the video takes longer to load

[schoolubersucks]

@americanu197

I've watched about 10 videos or so, opened this one and it loaded quite slowly so i scrolled down to read some comments. saw this and actually lol'd

[709321]

i was waiting for him to go: "Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers, and this is Jackass"!

[crivello19]

He's not fluffy, he's fat

[april0293]

i died in the first 2 mins....but i am resurrected...it has been 3days i am the true messiah..

[tbeher]

he should play the kingpin in the next spider-man movie.

[tbeher]

he sould play the kingpin in the next spider-man movie.

[locmcdog]

100 $

[ruffstuff0621]

Cuz funny as shit. Fuck what yall say

[ruffstuff0621]

Alot of white people here quick to call someone a nigga. But get scared when yall see a group of them.bitch

[niptuck117]

I don't really like him. Takes too long to get to the punchline, really growly and slurs his words.

[gregwelch100]

why does everything have to be race,,,,,,you got your AFRICAN AMERICAN ISLAMIC president what more do you want ,,,,,,

[DoubleAB12]

man

[tonym144]

This guy was in the finals? Gabriel Iglasias was infinitely funnier that this train wreck! He has no comedic timing, doesn't understand the least bit of comedy and has a very annoying voice. I demand a recount!



[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

english? that aint english,thats mumbo-jumbo with english sprinkled over the top of it.

LMAO

[diamonddonut]

LOVED the last line, if u call me a dumbass please press one LOOOL

[ke3wh]

Damn hes funny.

[TheRapPortal]

3:05 hahahahahahahaaa

[thechosen1s71717]

haha wow

[Mezik88]

hunderd dollas!!! haha i love this guy!

[bestplugins]

I have seen 3 videos of Last Comedy Standing, one was a disabled, an2 are morbid obese... WTF!!! and they all were funny, but it makes you think...

[onetimedealguy]

guy is sooooo funny......love him!!

[yaoTmac4eva]

in gabriel iglesias' words: DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN

[InfestBloodWarX3]

count how many times he says man

[Tasracing25]

This guys got nothin on gabriel iglesias!

[cal31BRIAN23]

@Tasracing25  your right hes way better!

[shaydyknight]

@Tasracing25 not really , he got hosed because he's black. He tore him apart

[ochoan8or]

gabriel is better

[ochoan8or]

man

[Death82]

OH HELL NO! XD

[DoeBoyy21]

ok i just watched the winners final performance, then this one... how in the hell did lavell lose? I mean the guy who won it was boring as hell, and im not even hatin, but wow he really sucked. Lavell fell victim to race man, rl talk. u cnt go on them type of shows, cuz the viewers tht vote are biased.... sad cuz its supposed to be about talent not race and appearance.

[MrHbkiddMOB]

@DoeBoyy21 your fuckin ignorant bro. its cuz he's black ?? thats your reason he lost?? under what proof? these shows are rigged just like american idol. black people win all the time racism is still alive because people like you make everything about color

[DoeBoyy21]

@MrHbkiddMOB

You must be kidding me right? The proof is both performers performance. You can call me names and sound all upset all you want. But at the end of the day; in the case of who should have won tht finale; the funnier man lost. And you yourself may be ignorant to the FACT tht when some people vote on things like this, they vote for other reasons besides talent. So thts on u, and FYI racism is still alive because half the time things do come down to color "bro!"

[MrHbkiddMOB]

@DoeBoyy21 ha i was bout to reply to what you said but you must feel pretty dumb after the magic cookies just took your illiterate nigger ass to school hahaha..

[DoeBoyy21]

@MrHbkiddMOB

Really? My illiterate nigger ass? Wow. Every1 commenting assumes im racist, but you just called me a nigger. Lets see how many come to my defense. And FYI you truly sound retarded just for the assumption that im black. I never spoke on my race. Case in point.. YOUR the kind of idiot that watches and votes on this show. Which is why I and others agree alike that the voting system is biased. Sorry Lavell you never had a chance.

[flashydee123]

@DoeBoyy21 I completely agree with you ....Don't even waste your time rationalizing with people who have the audicity of calling people of African descent "niggers"....people like that have no place in society....really people grow up ...... Stupidity is a disease try your best not to catch if from these people

[DoeBoyy21]

@flashydee123

Ty man and your right. I am just wasting my time. Just some of the things they leave in my inbox about this can be so ignorant, It draws me in every time.

[TheMagicCookiez]

@DoeBoyy21 You should be ashamed of yourself , honestly...its comedy not anything to do with race until bigots like you bring race into it. This was a vote to win show , he did not win because simply not enough people voted for him. This is not RACIST it is a competition , just because the minority persons didn't win doesn't make it racist you fool. Its called opinion and people do have them , they arent racist because they find an Asian , or a white person funnier than a black one.

[TheMagicCookiez]

@DoeBoyy21 You should be ashamed of yourself , honestly...its comedy not anything to do with race until bigots like you bring race into it. This was a vote to win show , he did not win because simply not enough people voted for him. This is not RACIST it is a competition , just because the minority persons didn't win doesn't make it racist you fool. Its called opinion and people do have them , they aren't racist because they find an Asian , or white person more funny...color is irrelevant.

[DoeBoyy21]

@TheMagicCookiez

lol 1st time in my life ever being called a bigot. Calling me names, fool, bigot, and any other verbal attack your brain can muster up wont change my OPINON. Just like you mentioned ITS CALLED OPINION. And for you to constantly continue to draw up this argument about MY OPINION tht i made over 2 months ago, is pointless. Because at the end of the day, after viewing both performances i ;and apparently sum others; still will feel lavell was robbed.

[junkfoodftw]

@DoeBoyy21 because people have different opinions and you seem to thinks yours is superior.

[DoeBoyy21]

@junkfoodftw

Thats a ridiculous accusation u just made if you dont mind me saying so. Umm i simply left a comment 2 months ago; directed at NO ONE; and me and MY opinion became attacked. I've only been defending opinion the whole time. So if to defend my opinion is a crime then im guilty. but im certainly not superior nor is my opinion. I dont understand where you got that conclusion from.

[junkfoodftw]

@DoeBoyy21 I get the conclusion from the ignorant way you talk down Jon Reep. Says it all. I'd be hurt reading that if I was him. The fact it directed to "NO ONE" makes it worse because that really means it's directed to everyone. The reason I think you think you think your opinion is best is because of the way you say Levell lost and didn't deserve it, backed up by an entire paragraph (directed at no one).

[DoeBoyy21]

@junkfoodftw

So by me saying jon sucked and i cant understand how he won it means I feel im superior?... Mmm ok if thats how you feel. Im not gonna argue your opinion, not fact. Cuz then that would make me you, and everyone else who does that very same thing to me. My thing is if im so wrong, why is everyone getting so worked up over what should be nothing? Why have i struck a nerve in everyone? Why? Well only you and everyone that feels jon needs youtube bodyguards can explain that.

[DoeBoyy21]

@junkfoodftw

And Im done arguing my opinion, your opinion, his opinion, and who ever else opinion. Why cuz its F'n dumb as hell. Why cuz theres no facts involved. Theres no facts to back up why i feel lavell lost, just like theres no facts to back up why you and jon's other youtube bodyguards feel otherwise. So this is just a waste of all of our time. And through all of this no1 has tried to change the way i feel, only callin me names for feelin the way i feel. Its ignorance at its finest!!!

[BootyBot]

@DoeBoyy21 wait didn't ruben studdard win american idol? so does that mean people are only racist on last comic standing?

[musicfan088]

@DoeBoyy21 Dude im white and I think he should have WON! He is soooo damn funny,

[musicfan088]

@DoeBoyy21 He reminds me of Bruce Bruce a little bit

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@DoeBoyy21 Okay so everyone is biased yet the person who won has cerebral palsy and you're saying these people discriminate? The other guy won because most people found him funny, some people will like him more than another and others may not, we all have different opinions on what's funny, bringing in things that are irrelevant to why someone won or not isn't right or acurate it's just making excuses. He's funny but I prefer Josh, it doesn't make anyone racist they just have different taste

[Obliviousspartin]

@DoeBoyy21 He fell victim to Mcdonald's

[SickyJinx13]

@DoeBoyy21 I know, this guy is hella funny!

[ChZ001]

@DoeBoyy21 No you incompetent idiot, Jon Reep deserved to win. 1.st he was funnier and more orginal than Lavell. 2. Lavell only does "fat jokes" thats it. only fat jokes, its a bit too sad, cant help but think that its because of his trouble as a kid. Sure its good to laugh at yourself, but he is taking it to a extreme level. It has nothing to do with racism. Im not saying Lavell isnt funny, but its just the same jokes over and over again.

[Medicman877]

@DoeBoyy21 It's not about race, he is funny no doubt about it, but when he was delivering he stumbled at every punchline. Plus he says "you be you know man" 100 times during the jokes. Also most of his lines are mumbled. I understand that's how he talks and that most people hear him just fine. But in the interest of tv they chose someone else.

[tom11zz884]

@DoeBoyy21 More whites have internet access than other  races...so yeah it was slanted from the get go.

[MangoSplishSplash]

haha so funny

[yaimrandome]

i was like HUNDRED DOLLARS DUMB ASS. LMFAO xDDDD

[MrsParkerWasHere]

Def Jam is gone Comic view is gone, Now we got dalaughingbarrel(dot)com

[DetroitBadBoy82]

Lmao I remember seeing this, surprised he didn't win

[arjunnayak5550123]

he's a fat ass but i love him :D

[koolandyounowit]

this is wat gabriel iglesias wud call DAYYUUMM

[djrifd1]

@koolandyounowit No Its "HELL NO"

[BabyBluetiful1]

naaaaaaaaa billy betta announce him betta then dat♥

[Back0Down]

type in "gift" before youtube in the url

[godofmusicandfootbal]

This guy is the OH HELL NO guy lol

[mikepiazza]

In that suit he looks like a UPS truck

[CaveKanem]

@mikepiazza ..Ahahahaaaaaa

[Ele3tricEye]

@mikepiazza so....what can brown do for you?

[RebelQueen7]

@mikepiazza LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[jakasslo]

man.........man.........man...­.....man



[tubeyoukonto]

this nigga is huge!

[goonstarz101]

HUNDED DOLLAS!!!!! rotflllll

[TrinityGardenRyda]

@goonstarz101 HUNET

[jv0507]

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BelizeansRpretty]

did he win?

[mierendinger]

@BelizeansRpretty , no sorry, jon reep pulled an underdog victory

[BelizeansRpretty]

@mierendinger thats too bad....

[TimHanlonComedy]

That first joke was funny when George Wallace did it 10 years ago.

[alexwatkins1992]

this big guy is the funniest comedian i have ever seen. will this be for here or to go ??? lmmfao

[edwardbyblood]

1:52 The great Etor lol so freaking funny Agreed?

[MissRegionRat]

HUNDRED DOLLA!!!!!

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that!

lmaoooo

[Crayolacreative]

the great eat-tor

[paul0limes]

Wow he sounds exactly like Cleveland Jr (the cleveland show) when he does the automated voice

[kupidzheart]

@paul0limes yeah lol

[lonewolfshogun]

this guy is great-his voice is so funny it helps all the jokes have more punch, i love his food jokes the most

[irarawkstarr]

Man this dude is funny as hell, but how the hell does he fit in his car?

[MetallicaFan035]

Ba wen da restrant ma, walked in da chicken place ma dabadabadab man I need so foo man, dabababa man, speak English, maybe then you will be funny. Lol oh and of course it's a chicken place, Christ....

[Obeace]

@MetallicaFan035 u like chicken?

[Sand1511]

Will this be for here or to go? ROFL!

[ManicMiasma]

Funny as hell

[dante039]

he is funny shit

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

holy shit..this guy is a "dayumm!!" on the scale of 5 levels of fatness

[papiswifey12386]

@WaTeRpOoPfArT das mean!

[donjk88]

@WaTeRpOoPfArT and youre on the scale of over 9000 on dumbass-o-meter...

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

@donjk88 lol do you even know whose joke i'm referring to? and you say im dumb? your insult only backfired. if you're planning to argue with me, i suggest you prepare to be humiliated. so just do yourself a favor and don't reply.

[boombapswag92]

@WaTeRpOoPfArT so dont judge he the funniest mothafucka alive shieet

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

@boombapswag92 i never judged him for his size nor did i ever say he wasnt a good comedian

[stylescla123]

the great EATOR lol classic

[jaynoorhstreet]

SPRINT, SPRINT, SPRINT.

[jayblac]

HE WOULD EAT MY WHOLE KITCHEN LOL

[ScaryJBlige]

nbc censored the word at 2:41 ? wow

[soul4tran]

@ScaryJBlige They censored out the company names Lavell mentioned cuz that may get them in legal trouble. Just like when brands get blurred out or censored...you gotta pay the company to use their logos or whatever.

[ScaryJBlige]

@soul4tran well he said it uncensored on Comics unleashed

[rageboyRM]

@ScaryJBlige You cant use some company names without their concent. That why the bleeped it.

[ScaryJBlige]

@rageboyRM I guess so