Mosquitoes feed exclusively on nectar. The male ones will never bite you. It is the female mosquito who needs a "blood meal" to get the iron and protein to make and lay eggs. These insects live for about two weeks, so yea, if you get bitten it's cause someone wanted to make babies with you. Ah the fun things you learn at the local garden club, where we could never get rid of those "skeeters" because of the flowery nectar.
@iwaswithyourmum I'm worse than Buzz Killington, probably cause people court me on the 'port side' and like the miller that morning, I do not know how cornmeal came to be. Cheers and take care :)
@iwaswithyourmum Lol for the record, this all started because the guy mentioned that his gf was not in the mood anymore because of mosquitoes. All I wanted to mention was that only female mosquitoes bite for reproductive purposes. Therefore, the male and female mosquitoes get to feed on nectar and the females have to go the extra mile to bite..ponies for example, to get iron and protein from blood to make new eggs and larvae. Fun with science and I'm respectfully ending this.
The accent on that supposed 'American hick' was a French Canadian accent, when French Canadians speak English. I wish Family Guy's characters would get some better voices than they seem to put forth.
i was like boning my girlfriend down by the lake and i saw this big harry thing so i stopped boniing my girlfriend and i just had to say it was bigfoot so i went back to bone my girlfried and she said there was no wayy
I was about to be a douche and dislike but after I saw this video I knew there was no way
Agustin559 5 days ago
*at hospital*
guy: please, doctor! tell me my girlfriend survived the procedure!
doctor: THERE WAS NO WAY we could save her. i'm sorry.
TheMotionMan112 3 weeks ago
There was no way I couldn't favortie this video.
Shadowcookies213 1 month ago
Why is this funny?
HalfricanItalian 1 month ago
@HalfricanItalian Cuz the way he said there was no way.
Shadowcookies213 1 month ago
@HalfricanItalian But there was no way.. :l t
callfrankfordrugs 3 weeks ago
the four people are about to bone their girlfriends, but there girls found out they disliked this video, and they said there is nooo way.
AttackAndDefend 2 months ago
@wesmunn Lol skyrim guard?
AttackAndDefend 2 months ago
I didn't know that Marines were allowed to have mullets.
ECTSTRA118 2 months ago
This is excellent.
IkaikaKahoano 2 months ago
There Was Snow Wayyy
SmashieXD 2 months ago
Mosquitoes feed exclusively on nectar. The male ones will never bite you. It is the female mosquito who needs a "blood meal" to get the iron and protein to make and lay eggs. These insects live for about two weeks, so yea, if you get bitten it's cause someone wanted to make babies with you. Ah the fun things you learn at the local garden club, where we could never get rid of those "skeeters" because of the flowery nectar.
aftermathematics365 2 months ago
@aftermathematics365 Was that necessary
iwaswithyourmum 2 months ago
@iwaswithyourmum "Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the Doyle Cart Opera Company." :)
aftermathematics365 2 months ago
@aftermathematics365 OK
iwaswithyourmum 2 months ago
@iwaswithyourmum I'm worse than Buzz Killington, probably cause people court me on the 'port side' and like the miller that morning, I do not know how cornmeal came to be. Cheers and take care :)
aftermathematics365 2 months ago
@aftermathematics365 Ponies
iwaswithyourmum 2 months ago
@iwaswithyourmum Lol for the record, this all started because the guy mentioned that his gf was not in the mood anymore because of mosquitoes. All I wanted to mention was that only female mosquitoes bite for reproductive purposes. Therefore, the male and female mosquitoes get to feed on nectar and the females have to go the extra mile to bite..ponies for example, to get iron and protein from blood to make new eggs and larvae. Fun with science and I'm respectfully ending this.
aftermathematics365 2 months ago
I was about to kill bigfoot, but then i took an arrow in the knee
westmunn 2 months ago
i think it is supposed to be a minnesota/midwesternish kind of accent.
conday1990 2 months ago
Didn't his girlfriend used to live above Stewie? ¯\(0_o)/¯
/watch?v=NTaVK7jGoJc
pryan37bb 2 months ago
What kind of accent is THAT?? O.o
Lhykosidae 3 months ago
@Lhykosidae I've been trying to figure this out as well. It seems to be "universally-foreign accent".
Pilotgeek 2 months ago
i have that shirt.
enuvune 3 months ago
its been how many years hes been almost there and there was no way...he needs to get laid XD
CA1CWilliams 3 months ago
Dergh wuz no way
animedorkify 3 months ago
the i went back to bone her and the mosquitos were going crazy and she said there was no way
GotenksZ45 3 months ago
can they say bone my girlfriend on TV?!?!?!
tennis1219 3 months ago
what does he soundlike hmmm NOOB
guyrocksurworld101 3 months ago
Awwwww will that guy ever get to bone his girlfriend?
MegerHexer 3 months ago
blue harvest
awidanland11 3 months ago
I really hope he finds a way one day
mas502arc 3 months ago
Bigfoot "Whoa whoa, this isn't about me, this is about you."
Curri3Saan 3 months ago 6
DAMN THOSE DRILLS no wait wrong video
TheSupersoldier1234 3 months ago
So was this guy supposed to be from Minnesota, Wisconson, or one of the Dakota's?
HipHopHatesRap 3 months ago
The accent on that supposed 'American hick' was a French Canadian accent, when French Canadians speak English. I wish Family Guy's characters would get some better voices than they seem to put forth.
dontlookatmeokay 4 months ago
@dontlookatmeokay no, you couldn't be more wrong. that is not at all what a french-canadian sounds like. it was a dumb american.
SAKUfan11 3 months ago
THEN SHE SAID THERE WAAAHSSSSS NOOO WEHHHH
JRSinghG 4 months ago
I whas dinking that aftah i beet dis monkhey i was going to de eaurth....but i t cost me a TROABLE
iRenz0 4 months ago
Day 356 Running out of food, water, torches... I still can't find Sappette's comment.
davidkics 4 months ago 2
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@davidkics Sappette said "then i went back to bone her but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way"
ComedyNurd 4 months ago
@davidkics Click show all comments then ctrl + F then type in sappette in the top right corner of the little thing that just came down.
davidda1000 3 months ago
Peter Chimera? Is that you?
ThemanonlyknownasTom 4 months ago
I don't know if you guys are handicapped saying he's Canadian, take a look at his shirt maybe you'll clue in. Wait, probably not.
31matrix31 4 months ago 2
Will he ever find a whey??
SeroseRevolution 4 months ago 4
@SeroseRevolution i dont think so
TheVariably 4 months ago
I was about to dislike this video, but when i pressed it, a memo appeared that there was no way.
jay2011s 4 months ago 2
What nationality is he...?
MrFedmark 5 months ago
@MrFedmark i think he's from Wisconsin
ElectricMVx 4 months ago
@MrFedmark redneck
MDR173 4 months ago in playlist MDR173's favorites
she said there was no way.
hottie183890 5 months ago
This video did not have a happy ending.
solitarydot 5 months ago
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The start of a legend.
NinjaDude564 5 months ago
The start of a legend.
NinjaDude564 5 months ago
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THERE WAS NOH WAYHHH .
alabader741 5 months ago
Then i go back to bone here lol Trolface -Facepalm-
harryasbak 5 months ago
@harryasbak her*
InternetFailStar 5 months ago
canada?
lololrofl50 5 months ago
There whas no whehy*
MattBinderRocks 5 months ago
There whas whhay
MattBinderRocks 5 months ago
WAY
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Y U NO THERE?
MegaAnimeOpenings 6 months ago 2
i was trying to take a shit, but the constipation was so bad, there was noo way
blackjack59 6 months ago 4
I was about to dislike this but the video is so funny so I saw that there was no way
patrickbnme4ever 6 months ago 16
I WAS ABOUT TO BONE MY GF, BUT THEN MY LITTLE PONY CAME ON, AND I SAID THERE WAS NO WAY.
TheRedGameboy 6 months ago
OH canadian rednecks!
patrick4841 6 months ago
there whas no whay
loltweet3 7 months ago
canadians...............
zombi3seaker124 7 months ago
whass no weih
seanismad100 8 months ago 2
WASS lol
RavensDude52 8 months ago
*Bug Eyes* It was BIGFOOT!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA
AdamG1983 8 months ago
i was like boning my girlfriend down by the lake and i saw this big harry thing so i stopped boniing my girlfriend and i just had to say it was bigfoot so i went back to bone my girlfried and she said there was no wayy
iwillsubfo15thBO 8 months ago
I soviet russia girl freind bone u
cisco385 8 months ago
THERE WAS NO WAY.
vietskittles09 9 months ago 93
Canadian or MinneSOOta accent < that's how they pronounce it?
erika2012vsu 9 months ago
bigfoot boned her
GasDean 9 months ago
@GasDean there wass nooo weigh...
0wn4g3M4st3r 8 months ago
As a Minnesotan, I'm offended.
We northerners talk at a much quicker pace.
BazukaKasuko 9 months ago
is there an actual interview that they parodied for this? i really want to see it if there is lol
bonesawer007 9 months ago
this is funnier than the Lilly-white dolphin phace kray-z hat episode.
Alphabex8 9 months ago
I love when he says bone lmao
doofisondeeds 10 months ago
which episode is this from?
abayoff321 10 months ago
@abayoff321 The episode is called "Boys Do Cry"
dm101176 9 months ago
dere whas like, no whay
stewieisthelord 10 months ago
that guy is funny ''now there is no way''
YTMize 10 months ago
There whas noo wee
kpurto 10 months ago
AND IT WOS BIGFUT
connorross123 10 months ago
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JaggarZF 10 months ago
"she said there was ssno way" I say that all the time in class- I asked my mom if she could help me with my homeowrk but she said there was ssno way
xLilGhostx 1 year ago
then i went back to bone her but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way
Sappette 1 year ago
@Sappette
Yes that is indeed what was said in the clip. I'm glad you understood that much.
baphochrist 1 year ago 81