A Gift For The Angry Conformist

[InnerSpaceTourist]

I don't remember seeing this before. Fuck me. It's awesome

[DanOlooney]

Where can I buy the herion starter kit?

[HotaruZoku]

If I had applauded any louder in my head when you hit the bit about what schools are for I'd have burst an eardrum from thought volume itself.

[ZED74]

oooh stumbled you Mr Bedlam thats a first for me ...wooohoo !!

[tipsypixy]

I found it quite funny that right after watching this video I noticed that on the side it had an advertisement from Target about all the gifts you can give others on Christmas...namely, a Barbie, a toy bulldozer, the Wii, and last but not least, a big, flat, plasma screen TV.

[PsychoticCat723]

The ending was amazing.

[robinheil]

now i feel kinda bad about wanting a camera made entirely out of plastic

[Shisho2k]

"The world's resources are being turned into trinkets for retards."

^_^

[WannaRideInMyCAR]

3:39

"I'm not showing enough cleavage"

LMFAO! XD

[HappyNikkiSmiles]

funniest thing ever

[marly9]

I'm with you. People and the toys they can't do without.

What a bunch of mindless consumer shitheads people can be.

[Stop2BopMeHo]

Stupid fucking Australians! Is this what dundee humor is? Dont think anyone in america would crack a fart with this dumb shit! Kill yourself!

[iPlantChannel]

so in australia you have christmas in the.. summer??

[robinheil]

i know right??? its crazy!!!

[meavid]

Coloured i-pods promote diversity. :)

[stevejacksonuu]

have you been influenced by the comedic styles of judith lucy?

[tim56398]

last x-mas i told everyone not to get me anythin, i dont want it. im not gettin u guys anythin, i dont want to ....they still fuckin bought me stuff .... i dont fuckin want it

[LaughingUpwards]

AHAHAHAH --- TRINKETS FOR RETARDS!!!

I need a ...fucking....giant banner of that phrase across main street.

[IndigoAxiom]

LOL @ the end.

[IndigoAxiom]

What a bleeding heart pussy.

You want to preserve resources, cull the 3rd world.

[Xakryn]

"the worlds resources are being turned into trinkets for retards..." LOL

[joeythegeek1942]

lol cleavage. If you don't mind if i ask... but do you have anger issues? were you abused as a child? maybe you're russian? none of the above? then how are you SO funny? roflpms

[kalecantshuffle]

/\/()|ce

[jackdupuisisdead]

Anger is an energy!!! -PIL

[finlongin]

i'm a shithead.  nice message tho

[cainorox]

oh god i cant stop laughing LOLOLOL!

[TheMariborchan]

I'm a proud member of "Sean Bedlam Appreciation Society" on Facebook.

[madeinbritain09]

you: can i suck ur dick mr sean

sean: yes

you: YAY

[TheMariborchan]

What's wrong with that? Maybe I just like his dick.

[neuroticneko]

More cleavage bitch!!!!

[fufarose]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

[JonnyNice]

Very good video!

[jamesmorgandavies]

Raping the future: the fast-track to becoming one of the cool kids!

Still haunted by an ad from years ago (can't recall what for), with a cute girl bashing around in a kitchen on roller-skates, who got a dreamy look on her angelic mug as she yearningly said:

"If only the whole world was covered in linoleum."

Can we do that?

YES WE CAN!

[FredSpade]

More cleavage please!

We as your intelligent viewers demand, and you as God Of The Universe must needs provide.

[ddaveinthebv]

haha those r my xmas plans.

[TinnToe]

this guy rocks big time :)

[grumpychuck]

I now view you as older than myself...Happy Holidays!

[missdivinestalls]

I agree! MORE CLEAVAGE FOR THE PEOPLE!!!!

[mickenoss]

Nah, that WAS enough clevage =(

You really captured the spirit of christmas there too, nice =)

[dkittv]

You should sell SeanBedlam brand Christmas Tree decorations!!

Oh wait... I missed the point again :'(

[FacelessDeviant]

Damn, your backgrounds are always so desolate. Do you live in some weird post apocalyptic ruin city?

[supervillan]

and that went well for him didn't it XD

[apollorhythm]

pure awesomeness. I love your videos. Keep it up

[hollowspine]

fapping hard at 3:42...

[Xakryn]

This year the average people are planning to spend on Christmas in America is DOWN to 670$ I think for my 24 years on this planet, I may have spent 670$ on Christmas... but then again probably not. Another fun game is to tell people to look up Sol invictus, to find out what their really celebrating. I want stuff too, but I've learned over time that the less you give in, the less you'll feel the need to. Just give it up, its all plastic shit anyways.

[ZachsMind]

WHERE THE HELL IS HE GOING???

I swear to God it looks like he's just pacing back and forth in front of a wall that's holding back the second coming of Christ.

[seanbedlam]

That's my own piece of gritty urban wasteland, that is about to have a giant stack of yuppy apartments built on it. (Though I can't really see that happening now...)

[FoardenotFord]

Sounds like your quite the scrooge, Christmas isn't all about gifts. Theres two sides to it, you can look at it as a holiday where people just buy and want and want and buy. Or you can look at it as a joyful holiday when we all can step back and enjoy the fruits of our labour by having a good time with loved ones.

[legalass17]

Well then...a Merry Christmas to you too. XXXOOO

[madhatfaesax]

how hard you try you never seem to get anywhere talking to 95% people.,,its like hay here a got a encyclopedia of knowledge and tho they read it it may aswell be in german

[slctdmbntwrx]

Oh my god, this is why I subscribe to this channel, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[JETPlusNDP]

lol. exelent once again... REPLY!

[mikma]

Merry Christmas,,,MIKMA WAS HERE

[parisblonde]

Yay you kind of showed me ya tits lol. Want your $20?

[seanbedlam]

Slip it into my chest hair.

[seanbedlam]

Yep. Learning-or even work- doesn't come into it. I couldn't deal with school, but quite happily went to work as a bricklayer's laborer as soon as it was over. Hard physical work, but at school I was supposedly "lazy".

[yassau]

If youtube had been invented before "Waking Life"s production, Seanbedlan would definitely be on the film.

[boundless1986]

omg the end

[downhill240]

Man you hit the truth with this one. We're all a bunch of gift junkies!

[TheOnlyFoe]

After seeing the man chest carpet, I'm pretty sure I have no idea what the fuck the rest of the video was about. It was about...skimpy pink tops on hairy man children who want to touch me. Dammit no.

Nah but really, good video, reminded me of this video by proteanview:

watch?v=KiSyS93gmjs&feature=ch­annel_page

Also, and this is to everyone, because I'm a god damn son of a bitch: go to my profile and check out the link for my website. It goes to a pic I done made all by my lonesome.

[AnusFrog]

Not enough cleavage.

[TheOnlyFoe]

A comment. Pink bra.

[andymcgaffigan]

i just spent all my money to prove to my family that i don't hate them. the system works!

[cooksterz]

Trinkets for retards, yes! I wont walk in those places, thats what the internet is for!

[artworkslive]

you never fail to inspire......and for that i want, want, want MORE!

5* (because i know you WANT them, NEED them, HAVE TO HAVE THEM)

[seanbedlam]

Might just be able to squeeze out another Delightful Xmas Special in the next few hours...

[Forveya]

I clapped and cried at the same time.

[seanbedlam]

You give good reaction. :)

[sakura2390]

lol toooooooo funny

[gregrexx]

Nice hamburger meat, Sean. And I agree about the whole commercialism of Christmas. But what about the coming together of family? I mean you could argue that it's for presents but I think otherwise.

Good video as always.

[seanbedlam]

The forcing together of family, you say? Actually, I do get what you mean, but for me and a lot of folks it's just an opportunity to have the past thrown in your face by lovely family members.

[seanbedlam]

Not that I'm pointing fingers- Dad!

[tinafiedler1]

seanbedlam:

"...the past thrown in your face..."

Amen to that, brother.

[TybaltProductions]

I noticed in the background You're just pacing back and forth. Your neighbors must love you.

Anyway, I think you could have made a better point without doing your shtick.

[seanbedlam]

Yes, but then I'd just be talking. :)

[queenwinterkat]

christmas is most evil

[TSeeEss]

omg, I think you're showing too much cleavage, except brain-cleavage, more gray brain-wrinkles, and less black hairy stuff ;)

[PrimalShadow3]

We'll pay, us pieces of shit.

[gratex]

there was a teacher in the uk that was fired for telling her EIGHT YEAR OLD students santa was make believe.

[gratex]

that cleavage would shame kylie

[seanbedlam]

I imagine it would shame Kylie. Is she a woman yet? I feel like a pedophile when I glimpse her buttocks. (And: sacked, you say! Hmmm, maybe they dumped her for being a bit clueless. Maybe the Santa thing tipped them off?)

[bernicky13]

but santa is real (yes im joking dont spaz lol)

[Arm4g3dd0nX]

Is it really so surprising that entertainment and impractical goods are bought when the bare necessities are easily fulfilled?

[seanbedlam]

Skull-crushingly obvious and inevitable it may be, but the response that works for me is all-out outrage. :)

[Arm4g3dd0nX]

Then that is the response you shall give! :)

Your wild rants are as delightful as the Office Space's Stapler Guy's eventual conquering of the office building! (Milton Waddams)

[btbking]

I hope one day you walk down my street, so you can flash me your... cleavage.

[mrhappy01]

Bong hits are not just for the holidays, you know.

[gleegirloz]

Great now I have to go do last minute Chritmas want...shopping! That's plenty of cleavage!

[flushnut]

Another Bedlam Blast. Happy Holidays Sean!

That's enough cleavage.

Reduce-Reuse-Recycle

[Jokamania]

Epic man, EPIC

[jbrowsingj]

Agreed. You need to show more cleavage.

[stuckinouterspace]

lol, I believe it is because you don't need to show cleavage you sexy thing you! hehe Have a great Holiday, cheers!

[digitaldissent]

Thanks Sean, I think this christmas I might try some weed. Better stock up on snacks though.

[iyaramonk]

good point there at the end

[2bsirius]

It must be REALLY weird to have Christmas in the summer! I've been ignoring all the buy, buy, buy messages we all receive at this time of year. I love the freedom!

[seanbedlam]

People insist on eating as if it *is* winter too. Gotta love tradition. If it makes no sense and sucks the life out of you, then, yay! It's a tradition!

[GGman21]

Well Sean... OK!! I admit it! I'm a fucking consumer junky! My wife is a consumer junky! My 5 year old child is also a consumer junky!!! I must now hang my head in shame... but there's still hope for us. Because we are fucking broke and we can't have what we need(want) NEED!?! WANT!?!?! Thank you credit card debt, you saved my soul with your all consuming interest rates. I now work for the big banks (when I get back to working that is).  Merry Christmas Sean. :)

[dweber66]

seanbedlam is very funny and talented. sarcastic humor is my favorite and I hope he keeps YouTubing. I subscribed immediately. :-)

[hjeremy2222]

Another big ending. Well did.

[Tilaron]

Hmmm, weed all day ... good idea, then I get to pet things I wouldn't normally pet, yay!

[supervillan]

all agreed and the ending..... i just shudderd for 20 mins before post. And god damn australia and scotland have alot of the same slang ..... HOW THE FUCK?

[seanbedlam]

The slang? Because Australia is full of Scots?

[Ve3tah417]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

[seanbedlam]

7 Points.

[undiesinabunch]

"Schools are designed to train children to deal with being bored all day." -Sean Bedlam

[Genn333]

I miss Christmas being about family, but now that my family is spread around, older and married its harder to get together which I find sad because its still a priority to me. When I was asked what I wanted for the holidays I asked for books and still my mother had a reason to complain so I bought them myself, at least theyre useful gifts. I can read them and keep them, donate them when Im done, and in an extreme case burn them for warmth.

[seanbedlam]

Dr. Sean says: Are you sure your complaining mother isn't the real reason family find it hard to get together?

[foupierre]

I just puked up - please buy a bloody ladyshave for your christmassing festival

[seanbedlam]

You are a 16 year old female Japanese collector of Hello Kitty lunchboxes. Touch me. You're right- when you're 17.

[Moona1966]

Five stars and favorited!!! You hit the nail on the head about the friggin' holidays, Sean... And that shot of your cleavage in HD almost did me in!! Thanx for the morning giggles!

[seanbedlam]

That was actually Sean Connery's chest.

[darnsmall]

yo Sean, is it just me or has Double the Fist been watching a few of your vids

[seanbedlam]

Never seen 'em. Been warned off watching by comedy budz with taste and style.

[gabrielized]

Need vs want, and not being able to really tell the difference - this is a huge problem!!

But you redeemed the ranting with the cleavage, and a better Christmas present I probably won't get than that! Thanks, and Merry Christmas!

[seanbedlam]

You can't have a Youtube video without some sort of cleavage!

[analiasahotmail]

This was much more entertaining and satisfying than a morning orgas-ma-thon. You are my happy pill. I shall call it...Bedlamol....for those times when only laughter induced endorphins will do.

A Christmas wish:

May the flies never nest in your eyesockets.

heart you,

=)

[seanbedlam]

I am very happy to have such an effect on these- you call them hu-mans? Yes. Humans. Laughter.

[Wyrdmaven]

Man...I've been sort of shocked by how much I've spent this holiday. Geezus. It's like I'm trying to bailout the economy all by myself or something. And I tell myself, when I buy gift cards, that making little rectangles of plastic doesn't hurt the planety-planet.

But the cockaroaches will use those gift cards to tile the floors of the temples they'll build to their cockaroachy gods.

I should be boiled in my own pudding and buried with a stake of holly thru my heart.

peace (sniff) on earth

[seanbedlam]

In a way I'm stunned anyone is buying gifts this year. Ah well, next year there won't be money to buy anything with. I hope. I haven't enjoyed the Yuppy Dream.

[controlfunction]

Rape the Future. I love it.

Speaking of overindulged kids, I was reading a Banardos ad (for a kid with no family) and the ad read: "I want a two story house, a mum and a dad, and an xbox, and a swimming pool!" F*ck mate! *I* wish I had all that as a NOW! Even orphan kids are demanding these days!

[seanbedlam]

For Xmas, I want total economic collapse.

[KiraBagira09]

What would you like for Christmas? :) UM, you might be too funny.

[Pananarchist]

Maybe if you could pay all the holiday shoppers in your area a visit wearing that pink top, you could bring them back to base somehow. Better yet, add a white beard and offer lap sits to the passing children. Perhaps that would deter the kids with concerned parents from the shops for a while.

[seanbedlam]

Wrong Santa. My God. That is beautiful, I'll get back to you on that one.

[xautumnxxtearsx]

epic. 'nough said.

get your ass on Comedy Central, Sean!

[Ladycroft144]

agreee w/ deantown, if i hadn't just had my morning jack off session (do you call it that for girls?) then I'd a splooged right then and there....

i'm alone this year for xmas and my plan was to get high all day...but now you've shamed me

[analiasahotmail]

The Shame Weed is your friend.

=)

[angryislander56]

You have nailed it.

Like a verbal version of the tiniest youngest

chineses gymnast.

[deantown]

Aha, at last - the money shot! Love the cleavage Sean!

[SomeBSUTubeName]

It's important that we all conform as we march gleefully into our horrific futures together. We should, also, all be thankful for the slave state of China for their cultural take over of the world (one cheap radio at a time). In fact, their psychotic style of government is catching on real quick over here in America. Soon we will be brutalized slaves who eat bugs too. I love conservative economics and one world government.

[RyRyVids]

I like smoking cones too, but where I come from we call em bowls. Merry Christ-mas

[G4RDNER]

So are you saying that Santa is like a sort of Hitler for capitalism? And that, like, gifts and shit are a sort of Luftwaffe of consumption? Does that make you a neo-churchillian figure for the 21st century? Discuss. Now...

[leftybigguns]

Sean, This video beautifully illustrates my ongoing battle with relatives and coworkers about my desire to make sure I never procreate. I was trapped in the parking lot of a shopping mall yesterday for 40 minutes!!! I don't hate children...just dislike them totally.

[sarah1ooo1]

OMG ! Thankyou :) I laughed till it hurt !

brilliant...Extra points for the ending !

[seanbedlam]

Spanks. :)

[YellingInMyEar]

0:01

[starlite528]

Wait, they have K-mart in Australia?

The HORROR!

[Rowdyeh]

Yes they can do without but there's an expectation and gift giving IS a spectator sport for grannies and granddads who have lots of grandkids etcetera.. Are we victims of tradition? Yes. What ya going to do? Perhaps we could buy a bit of the world and protect it so our children just might luckily see it before it dissapears into some nasty corporations coffers!

[Darijan112]

what the fucking hell 3:41 ? xD ok anyway i like getting gifts because it is free.. for me ;D but i just hate buying them for others people because it is like giving for money to some old dude who you call your dad or brother or any other fucker

[justmom66]

Christmas is not about gifts. It is about caring and compassion to those around us. To actually show you care for someone else and spend time with friends and love ones. =]

[mistaspot1]

Ahh fuck buying shit.

[j0hnwi11iams]

If I am unhappy that must mean I am BROKEN :-( Where can I go to buy some?

[PerthPete1]

This year, whilst I have bought a gift for each member of my immediate family, I have also donated gifts and products to charities.

Is it incorrect to feed the desire for gifts by donating gifts to charities?

PS: clicked on each of the three advertisements

[sweaterpuppies1]

heroine starter kit...nice :)

it also just hit me the massive scale of nearly every family in the first world buying some un-needed gift or another for someone.

[Loreleila]

Well said. Sadly.

[marniespeaks]

christmas has become the ultimate ponzi scheme

[raysel2]

that was the best vid you've made in a long time (by best I mean the one I agree with the most). don't stop the honesty my friend!! Its HIGHLY refreshing

[tyrbolo]

You can stop preparing now it is here...LOL

and just in time for Mithras Birthday celebration.

[Dogmeat5000]

Wooooo! Merry Mithmas!

[Wyrdmaven]

Yule-Father Odin came last night on his eight-legged horse and gave me the gift of Guinness.

Er...I mean (yes, ahem) Santa Claus will come Christmas Eve with his eight flying reindeer and give me something I don't need/want.

Please don't stone me, any Christians out there.

[tehinternetsgamer]

Screw Christmas. AMEN BROTHER! Oh wait.

You forgot to mention Mr WrongWrong who you so valiantly rescued from the hellish and eternal fate of the large rubbish collection.

[seanbedlam]

Yes, and he thanked me by eating my soul.

[diogeneslaertius666]

TRINKETS FOR RETARDS

[seanbedlam]

Sounds best shouted with mouth full of baked beans.

[Pipistrello]

Don't forget, you also have to be the first person to obtain new stuff. Feel free to trample others who feel the need for firstness.

[seanbedlam]

First Obtainers will be first against the wall. Lined up all night for an Xbox? Wall. Slept outside Apple for an iPhone? Wall. Even slightly rushed to purchase new World of Warcraft expansion? It's wall'o'clock.

[Hzqi]

WoW h8r. You're just jealous of my EXP.

Bet you're envious of my Wii-Wii too.

What's wrong with an lining up all night for an XBOX when you have a stack of paper that desperately needs to be weighted?

[seanbedlam]

Yew calln me jellis?

[LETHLSS]

1st ya jackballs!! =P

[seanbedlam]

Jackballs. I'm using that.