UTUBE N00B

[BBgun738]

If toilet paper commercials were like this...

I'd have A LOT of toilet paper.

[MissPsychoBug]

Done!

[666midnightwolf]

did anyone notice he spelled toilet wrong?

[trisdog100]

omg omfg must subscribe now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i feel better

[TheHoopingGypsy]

This Is Literally My Favorite Video Lol

[ABowlWithoutCereal]

ever since this video came out, i scream in the same voice TWENTY THIRTEEN AINT NEVER COMMIN!!!! thanks for many laughs onision, and teaching me to be a vegetarian

[s2008171]

Love it xD Suddenly pop into here by clikin nothg xD

[TannieThaSinga]

is this banana song intro and pimp song?

[TheHoopingGypsy]

xD ....iHave Nothing Else To Say Lol

[BeautifulRebellion45]

I LUV IT!

[MitchDesousa]

Im gonna be here on 2013.

[MissMamimi]

YESSSSS!

[XxCandyRosexX]

Lawl -^.^-

[HaroldLaing]

Am i the only one that noticed he spelled toilet wrong?

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@HaroldLaing Yes.

P.D. No.

[JBsucksmantits]

How many of you suscribed.

[botdq]

but i have!

[deathlives769]

im already subscribed dude :3

[blojayable]

I've got a problem. I've already subscribed u.

[LucasCAPS]

@speedofsounification ESPECIALLY WHO DOESN'T SUBSCRIIIIIIBE *voice of the video*

[MusicLoverFromSpace]

O, ok then

[Retro123ify]

wow, i should sub

[TheChocolatecola]

im a vampire STAKE MEEEE XD

[Yezpahr]

It's strange this didn't go viral the first day it 'aired'.

[beautifulneverending]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[TheGreenday1999]

ok i subscribed where r my million dollars?? xD

[GOTHMONKEY7]

I LOVE THIS :D

[tyfoyd]

I think this video got me pregnant, and I'm a guy

[devilsswitchblade]

i subed just because of this.

[xThoseRandomMoments]

i would never sellout unless someone gave me a good offer xD

[Dakeran]

WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!

[royalsteven]

All this begging self pity bullshit braggaddacio for what? I still didn't SUBSCRIBE!!! Haha :P

[dcheyne1977]

this is funny i think

[ShanesBabyFoSerious]

JOIN THE F***IN CLUB! XD <3

[TheMaineShout]

This was the first video I watched of him. It scared me off for a year then I came back.

[TheShadowFog]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

[mMyNaMeIsBoB]

I'M A VAMPIRRRRRR

[MYNameispie1]

I love you, Greg. xD

[MsEagle51]

Ummm.... I'm concerned

[xboxliveShadow144450]

Is this the world of wtf amesomeness?? o_o

[bkksugarsyrup]

i like your sense of humour you change my world to be brighter and funnt joke...

i really completely bored life...i 'm sorry...

[MeagLuigi775]

OMG DID I WIN $1,000,000 YET?

[MidNightDriveHD]

lol, this reminds me of POWERTHIRST!!!! haha

[EpicZantetsuken]

i literally have never seen this channel before. i honestly have no idea why this was in my suggestions box..... but i'm subscribing. right now.

[Neojoey360]

I have yet to see an awesome slideshow from Onision. He's only posted Epic ones....

[favoritevideoshere]

..... um..... O.O (wordless)

[shadouge4eva]

... *Subscribes*

[MsJCarlos52]

WHWRE ARE MY MILION DOLLARS?

[PawTheFox]

:o is that how you get your subbies? :D IMMA DO IT NOW!

[oardpeiarba]

FUCKING LOZER



[MrVoid666]

wtf with the shane thumb nail

[TheGodofspeed]

I NOT SUBSRCIBING

...cause I already did

[Rikubloodplus]

im not a Fagg-- cuz i subbed

[MegaNFScarbon]

lolwut?

[m0r0n101]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

LMAO!

[royalsteven]

Sorry to say but how pathetic, anyone on youtube begging for subscribers. I don´t get it. It´s easy getting much views and scubscribers with spamming people to death. I never did this and therefore have less of these. I don´t mind though. I rather have people coming to me by theirselves then beg and stroke my ego.

[smosher96]

Hey then fuck all u bhhjfkckc k kwk

[itsmichellecullen]

Needless to say... I subscribed.

[MrFishieHat]

POWERTHIRST

[smosher96]

U r jus trying 2 b shane dawson and its not working faggot

[sign333b]

@smosher96 true. onisions way better.

[IamKindness]

@smosher96 Onision is was more unique than Shane Dawson. Shane is soulless and obsessed with pop culture, not to mention extremely perverted.

[Johannesketch]

@smosher96 u is just trying not 2 bee an dix and wehl suxesc u wan teh mdeal

[TentacleOne]

The best reason for subscription I ever heard.

[GAMEMASTERS21]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO 2.02 MIN LONG

[lonelygloomyday]

I already did now CHILL. lol

[DoomWeaver9]

ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO SIT ON THE TOILETTE AND CONTEMPLATE SUICIIIIIIDE!

[lazar73]

@MCJ943 i WILL SUBSCRIBE!

[lazar73]

i wont SUBSCRIBE!

[Diaser525]

This is the Future of America..

[bboyrulz]

thumbs up or U MIGHT DIE SOME DAY!!!

[TheDiadara]

DO U WANNA DIE DO U ? I DONT NO !

[Munirrudy]

My little bro got scared of this and subscribed this channel. LOL.

[BrittCoture]

PEOPLE, THIS IS JUST A COMMERCIAL PARODY HE DOESNT MEAN IT. THIS GOES TO YOU TYBERLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! DONT BE A RETARDED NOOB!

[max2082]

YOU WANT ALL YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN TO GO AWAY JOIN THE F***ING CLUB! LAMO XD

[edgarbarradaskate]

this is like the 8th time i see this video

its f*cking epic!!

[tyberlong]

only stupid people would flag this as spam! it's just some guy who learned some bad words and a new computer program

[wybmbf]

My mind is BLOWN

[zxxxHiTxxxz]

what a ...! delete it!

[johnhimura1000]

I subscribed coz of this... IMA F@G COZ HE SAYS SOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rhawkrosea16]

remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

[fikolala]

@rhawkrosea16 get adblock plus you whiny twelve year old.

[chipthegoldenlab]

n00b

[christineknewu]

Mind = Blown

[firemonkey4me]

I love these videos!! XD

[matthewgroen]

u're all ut00b n00bs

[BryceTrueHumor]

Thumbs up if you think it's stupid when somebody asks you to thumbs up their comment!

[Winter035]

@BryceTrueHumor Thumbs down when you see a stupid comment.

[mikepep33]

@xToxiikHDsHotz he's saying that 2013 will never happen BECAUSE of 2012. -__-

[leivadaros]

@xToxiikHDsHotz u just made urself sound stupid ;P

[MultiTDIfan]

@xToxiikHDsHotz 2013 aint gonna happen because the 2012 world ending thing

[MyGrandmaSaysImCool]

I LIKE that Beat or Background music :D I Wants

[XxBloodyCrumpet23xX]

"This video stopped being funny five minutes ago...and its only two minutes LOOOOONNNGGGGG..." XD

[allccee]

jajajaja

[31MorganV]

I suddenly have an urge to subscribe....

[XxpatdxlovexX]

I think I just had a seizure watching this.

[TheElectroTutorials]

you dum as worl is going to last till 299999999 never!!

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Who is he making fun of?? Lol

[claw4k1]

fuck! i laughed so hard i shot about half a can of soda out my nose -,- it fucking burns!!!

[CodeLyoko321]

622 people didn't SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIBE

[luthsendrik]

It's Time For Me To Go Sit On The Toilette & Contemplate SUICIDE

[KiKuLuVaNimejApFreiK]

The video that made me subscribe

[spartankk]

@DaiwaYamato88 Onision said that in the video

and well ...fuck you

[bertof993]

where do i join the FUCKING CLUB?

[Tummafutt8]

617 vomited up their organs and burst into flames.

[natasjas7]

`we're all gonna die WOOTIE IM GONNA SUICIDE!

[TheVSTutorial]

:3 cool! :D:D:D:D

[TheTornadoStorm]

Tv ads should be more like this

[MrYadinetExtras]

@TheTornadoStorm SO TRUE

[shawyebkhan]

this is soooooooooooooo sh!t

[orangeiscooolio]

your so RADNOM and AWESOME

[natasjas7]

@orangeiscooolio o ladder goat ur so random!

[spartankk]

the 2013 NEVER COMING!!!!! jajajaja

[ClayDemond2300]

because of this, i unsubbed.

then i subbed again.

[DiggerDeeper1]

CONGRATS!! When you die, put in your will to see me and I will engrave all that on your grave stone.

[FierceMudkips]

This video was the video that made me subscribe to onision ^.^

[crazyhatgurl]

its actually 2:02 minutes....not 2:00 :)

[TheWanksta560]

that means you are the biggest noob in youtube!

[spycraft]

Powerthirst?

[jellierocks]

I miss this onision, the new onision sux...

[ErikaResponding]

lmao



[TheCheezburg3r]

NONONO DONT KILL ME IM TRYING TO SUBSCRIBE BUT MY MOUSE BROKE DOWN AN...ARRRRRRGH!!!

[pigsbreath98]

ARGH! YOU GAVE MY CAT NIGHTMARES!!! haha lol nice really creepy!

[Epicskillz56]

:(

[crazywanch101]

Lol,vomit up your organs and burst into flames?Reminds me of what I did when i read the twilight series,*vomits*

[77death7]

o

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onision dee-deee-do-deee-do-dee

[xXdanielboiiXx]

no ones gonna subscribe after that.

[MrBaubba]

wiiiiiieee schlecht!!!omfg fick ich lieber meine ma

wie gay

[Falchorn585]

I want to see an epileptic on acid watch this.. thumbs up if you do to?

[isoperuna2]

@Falchorn585

i have epilepsy gimme sum dope and come here D8

[EastCoastPeace3]

2013 AINT NEVER COMIIIIIINN!  lmao

[dud3inator]

@EastCoastPeace3 u are scarring me

[Huskieify]

0:41. Best Face Ever.

[77death7]

i googled utube, and "Youtube" popped up, and below it was... this...

[22yagiz]

I WILL NEVER NEVER SUBSCRIBE!!! UR MESSIN WID DA WRONG GUY!!, ILL KARATTI KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

[JULZZANDJAMEZ]

AHHH when u said u were gonna kill me i subscribed :(

[KiraxRo]

Anyone know how i can do that effect whit the words?

[saharmaghsoodi]

SUBSCRIBED <3 THIS VIDEO STOPPED BEING FUNNY FOR 5 MINUTES AGO AND ITS ONLY 2 MIN. LOOONG xD

[Sims2Slave]

utube

[viliussmproductions]

frigen n00bs

[nekogang5551]

i got sooo scared! so i subbed... hehe

[SnisnoseHD]

i luv ur vids :D

[GARGapplesauce]

This is what you see in your dreams when you drink toxic waste and alchahol and then go to bed

[zwerble]

I subscribed!!!

[noelyboy63]

Ha Ha. Lmao. This guy is a one click winner. lol effin lol

[smiles1able]

AHHHHH MY GUTS ARE EVERY WHERE lol :D

[FlossPenny4321]

Random XD

[SeeyaahOfficial]

Gees man, U ROCK! now make my pain go away... :-p

[faroutdudes5]

OMG THE BACKGROUND BEAT IS FROM IMMA BANANA!!!!

[iPodTouchTapp]

Bad Video.

[owlofrock]

this may be the bestest video on youtube!

[dubedaare]

i LOVE this!

[CrazyJess0410]

This video stopped being funny 5 minutes ago and its only two minutes loooooong! XD

[MiiBry]

Awsome!

[computerFreak9100]

AEWSOME!!!!

[funtasticidea]

best f***ing vid evar

[axxmrdrd]

I'm just going to watch that one more time. Yes.

[Huskieify]

Thumbs up if you were already subscribed before you watched this video.

[churchdcta]

@Huskieify thumbs up if you laughed your ass off and subscribed anyway.

[NOXsaiv]

@Huskieify not funey.. its not an insult though

[oliviazski13]

I would never sell out unless someone gave me a really really good offer. xD

[kidsn1]

When I saw this I wish I hadn't subscribed already. X3 I want to subscribe 99,228 times!!!

[Logan508cp]

OK.i just subscribed

[blackboodah147258]

onision ur a freak

[MayaLovesNoOne]

@blackboodah147258 i second that! also my friend who was just laughing uncontrollably... i think she peed

[SuperRandombox]

Ha I lived when I subscribe

[StelarCF]

I SUBSCRIBE I SUBSCRIBE I DONT WANNA DIE